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Schulz, the idol of Schulz.

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Schulz, the idol of Schulz.

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Schulz, Schulz, Schulz, Schulz, Schulz, Schulz.

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Schultz.

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Deidolab Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Deidolab Schultz.

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Andy the Forum, thank you very much.

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Schultz.

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Olaf Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Deidolab Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Deidolab Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Deidolab Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Deidolab Schultz.

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Hot jazz, thank you very much.

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Schultz.

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Like a great white thrash through the burners.

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Bush.

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Bush.

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Kamed Higgins.

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One, two, three.

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Higgins is such a mean bastard.

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Higgins.

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Tiddly winking.

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Higgins.

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Certainly amuses me.

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And that is what Higgins has done.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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the world. Higgins certainly entertains and that is what Higgins has done. Real quality of Higgins. Erotic,

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jumpy, boring. Higgins. I wish I hadn't ever seen him. Higgins. This little jumpy cuckoo monk.

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Cuckoo monk. Cuckoo monk. Cuckoo monk. He really is a mean monk. Higgins. And the

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public wish to be entertained by me. Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? Because that

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stuff was a blast. Thanks very much for anonymous whoever sent that Oliver Reed little mix in.

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And it's a great way to start because it's left blank then afterwards so I can just talk

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like I'm on some sort of fucking like a radio DJ. The little music bed after it which I've been told

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is royalty free. And it sieges into nothing then so I need to come up with something on the end of it. But thanks very much for joining us. I missed a few fucking shout outs there.

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the last day, which was yesterday.

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And I'm a bit of a Resident Evil 4 minimalist.

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Hurricane Henry, thank you very much for that.

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But there was nothing minimal yesterday

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about the amount of affection

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and tip ripperunas and well wishes

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and also shout outs that were missed.

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Tony B, who tipped 20, says,

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Welcome, home Francis and Tom.

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It's a joy to have you back.

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The Savage Rumblecock, I'm not sure I got to you.

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Leon F. Kennedy and Killbot,

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thank you very much for your tips as well.

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Olive Olaf Schultz, thank you very much.

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Hot Jadge, says,

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Any Amsterdam advice, Francis and Tommy?

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I don't have any.

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I'm not sure Tommy has ever been to Amsterdam.

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Amsterdamus, Paul Meskel,

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thank you very much for the tip there.

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If there's anybody who I missed out there yesterday,

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let me know so I can rectify the situation.

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But looking through the little listing here,

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there were a few names that stood out

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that I think I might have left out.

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I'm not going to say I've got everyone covered,

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but if I haven't got you covered,

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Sean Kavanagh, anyway.

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I'm sorry, I think I might have missed you yesterday.

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He sent in a 5 euro tip

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and he said believe.

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Thank you very much.

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Tony B.

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Tony B.

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Oh, I said there before I missed you.

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Pone Jones.

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I'm not sure I said thank you, Pone Jones, for your tip.

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Very kind of you.

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And Sarah August James as well.

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If there's anyone there in the chat at the moment,

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you forgot to wish me a happy birthday last night,

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says, Ian.

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Happy birthday, Ian.

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I'm very sorry about that.

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As you know,

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I'm usually good at covering all the bases.

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There's never really any complaints,

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but with the first one back, I think.

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Anita, thank you very much.

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Maybe there was an influx there, you know?

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Still, there's no way.

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You can't excuse that shit.

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Thank you very much, anyway.

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And someone else was asking me there yesterday.

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Connor Patrick, thank you very much.

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Can you make the stream rewindable?

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And I said yeah at the end,

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but I'm actually not sure whether or not

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what my opinion or stance is on that,

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because when it's a live stream,

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I don't know if I would prefer it

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if people are landing on the live stream,

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or if then they're not watching

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what's happening live, you know?

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So I don't know what to make of that.

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I think, Tom, you did it there

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when you were out in Germany.

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You had a rewindable stream, did you?

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Tom?

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How are you getting on?

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Like a great white crush.

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We don't need that on again now.

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Yeah, I was saying you had

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the fucking rewindable stream on.

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What was the purpose of that,

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and why did you use it?

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Well, I was doing long hours, you know,

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so I mean, I wasn't sure whether or not.

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And I was also leaving the stream on,

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you know, even when it went out of bounds.

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Lake Finn, thank you very much for the tip.

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When I went out of bounds,

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or I lost coverage,

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or I had to turn it off,

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the stream kept going, you know?

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So I wanted people to be able to rewind

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just to see what the last bit was,

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but I suppose you're not going to be going offline

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during your streams at the crack.

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Chicago Bullockin, thank you very much.

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Yeah, I don't anticipate on it going off

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anytime soon,

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but I tell you what,

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I'm going to go off tonight big style.

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I'm going to really go off on these fucking

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absolute ganados of pain.

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And I think yesterday I was, you know,

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cribbing, like Bernard Cribbins,

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about the fact that I couldn't maintain

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an hour per chapter rate.

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But I was forgetting that I started the stream.

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Thank you very much, Farage at large.

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Forgetting that I started the stream

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for about half an hour, 20 minutes talking,

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like the way I'm doing now,

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talking shite.

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And that wasn't counting the game.

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So I'll check the time now when we start.

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We could actually be under, you know?

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Lady Meow Meow.

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Thank you very much.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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Not to interrupt the pay, says Farage.

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But Farage closed his GB News program today

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by stripping to a low performance.

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If I'm too sexy by right, said Fred.

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I think that's going to be worth a watch.

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He also did an interview with Donald Trump

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the other day where it was just a load of arse lickery.

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I mean, I know that you wouldn't expect anything otherwise,

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but he was kind of insinuating that he was in the fold

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with the royal family.

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He was speaking on behalf of them

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and asking fucking Trump his opinions,

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which he didn't really have many, like, you know?

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And he was there to...

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All right, thank you very much for you.

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All right, stranger.

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Thanks very much for the tip.

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He was there to big up his golf course in Scotland

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before he bigged up his golf course over here

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a day or two afterwards.

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But they had more kind of media around him that day

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and GB News was there.

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There's a load of other GB News shit as well

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that has happened since I last got on.

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Your man, the Scottish fella,

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is still doing his polemics every day.

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They're hilarious.

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Some of the best comedy going.

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And Jacob Rees-Mogg,

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who I know likes to tip into the show every now and again.

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He does a fucking show on there now.

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Should we have a content warning

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for Fred Durst's face, lads?

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Well, it is a game.

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You know, it's not his face.

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Well, it is his face,

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but it's an artist's interpretation.

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One of the Japanese artists,

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Tagawa Shinkauji, I think his name was,

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from Nagasaki Prefecture,

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came up with the fucking concept design

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and the character art and all that kind of stuff for it.

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Is Tommy following Galway United's progress

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in the first division this season,

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top of the league?

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I haven't followed any soccer, really.

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To be honest, I've tried to focus my attention

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on just being in the present moment.

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And I'm doing a lot of meditation.

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I go out for a walk every morning around 6.35 a.m.

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and I walk for 47 and a half minutes

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and then I sit down in a kind of a wise man's pose,

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the same way Haaland does when he scores a goal.

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So you have been watching the soccer?

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No, I'm not saying that.

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I'm just saying that's the posey.

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I'm not sure he still does that.

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He does.

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I think he did it there a couple of weeks ago

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when he scored a goal.

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Yeah, well, look,

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I'm not fucking watching much soccer,

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but I will tune in to the last few games of the season.

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It's always a good bit of crack.

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And I tell you this,

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I might even do a little bit of stream

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and watching the match or something.

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Or going out and about while the match is on.

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Your maz, thank you very much.

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Your maz, your da.

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Very, very kind of you.

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What did you think of Biden and Mayo?

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I was very impressed with Joe Biden.

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Unbelievable.

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Diamond Joe.

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It was fantastic to have the men over.

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And I was there in Belenare.

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I followed him around.

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I was up at Knock Airport to watch him arrive.

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I was there to watch him depart in the Chinook.

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I followed his motorcade.

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I went down to Knock to get a look.

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I was always at a distance.

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I couldn't really get close to the man.

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But I was within eyesight.

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Eyeshot of him, you know.

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I was shouting as well when he was leaving.

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Joe!

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Joe!

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But I was told to move along by the guards.

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Not to shout.

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Because it was causing a bit of a...

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Bit of a stink up at the airport.

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But when did you do that?

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Was that when he was going?

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Like, that was at like fucking half, twelve, one in the morning, was it?

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It was, yeah.

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It was twenty past one.

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I actually followed him back from Belenare.

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Would you believe he drove through Swinford?

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At the dead of night, nobody knew.

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Can you imagine that?

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Insane bit of information, actually.

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That he did go through Swinford.

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And I think Foxford as well.

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But the beast.

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Who would have thought it?

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Like, and nobody in Swinford knew everyone was asleep in bed.

269
00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,160
Everyone was asleep.

270
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,420
But I wasn't.

271
00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,640
Because I was following him.

272
00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,640
I actually had a loan of a Honda Fifty.

273
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,360
And I had that on.

274
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,740
I was wrapped up in leather.

275
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,000
Head to toe.

276
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,840
Not like a fucking gimp situation, I hope.

277
00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,880
No, it's like a road devil.

278
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,860
Like a, you know, like a man of the road.

279
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,880
Like a road man.

280
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,460
Like one of those gangsters over in London, is it?

281
00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,160
More like a kind of a hell's angel.

282
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:15,360
But anyway, I got to the airport and he was shaking hands with Leo Veracca and all that kind of stuff.

283
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,160
And I was wanting him just to acknowledge me.

284
00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,120
Because I'd spent so long tailing him.

285
00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:22,780
And as I said, I was shouting,

286
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:23,460
Joe!

287
00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:25,620
Joe!

288
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,640
And the guards told me to leave, you know.

289
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:35,780
But I stayed at a safe enough distance then to see him depart.

290
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,620
And I shed a tear.

291
00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,120
And said a prayer for him.

292
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,700
And then drove home into the night.

293
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,040
Beautiful stuff.

294
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,940
Beautiful image there.

295
00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,540
Thank you very much there, um, for the tip as well.

296
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,020
Your Maz, your Da, and Lady Miammo.

297
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:58,240
So I think we're in good stead for tonight's edition of the Resident Evil 4 speedrun scenario.

298
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:04,280
And I think we could be under that sacred four hour mark.

299
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,900
I know we did four hours yesterday, but as I said, I'm reiterating now.

300
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,800
I don't think we did four hours in the game.

301
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:11,880
Let's have a little look here.

302
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,360
With a bit of luck.

303
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,540
And a hope and a prayer.

304
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,500
We will be under the cutscene.

305
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,960
We're going straight into the cutscene here.

306
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:28,860
Jukebox.

307
00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,140
Thank you very much, Jukebox.

308
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:37,600
You too will join our covenant to share in my holy blessing forever.

309
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,920
This is Sadler.

310
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,140
Sadlers.

311
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:45,840
Adam Sadler.

312
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:50,260
You're filthy.

313
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,180
Thank you very much.

314
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,420
Yeah, I forgot.

315
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:13,780
See, I just was very overwhelmed with the CD-ROM scenario.

316
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,960
That I still haven't...

317
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,340
I don't think it's even processed.

318
00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,340
It's not even processed.

319
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,420
It was a heavy buzz.

320
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,220
A very heavy buzz.

321
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,620
God knows what the situation is with him, but...

322
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,880
Or her.

323
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,880
But Liam Carter, thank you very much.

324
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:34,880
Are you alright?

325
00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,780
Yeah, I'm fine.

326
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,880
Tommy, would you please, please wish...

327
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,200
The future manager of Building 10, Liam Owen Carter.

328
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:47,300
An early happy birthday for next Wednesday, the 17th of November.

329
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,720
He's a top man and a big fan.

330
00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,380
No Joe Biden road gimp, to be sure.

331
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,300
Thanks, Tom and Francis.

332
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,880
Yeah, well, best of luck with that there, Liam Owen Carter.

333
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,960
I hope you're getting them well.

334
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,520
Building 10 is going to be in safe hands with you at the helm.

335
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,100
That can be a certainty.

336
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:04,980
I'll put money on it.

337
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,700
I'd back you for it.

338
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,760
I don't think that's an option on any of the betting companies or anything like that.

339
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,840
Connor F., thank you very much as well for the tip there.

340
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,660
Lovely cap here.

341
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,040
Blue.

342
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,980
Let's have a little look at the time.

343
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,220
Three hours, 15, lads.

344
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,540
That's us clocking in four chapters.

345
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,400
We're doing well.

346
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,680
I'm counting that very first thing that wasn't a chapter.

347
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,480
The prologue, should we say, as a chapter, by the way.

348
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,380
Just to let you know that.

349
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,740
So I'm, in my head, 17.

350
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,040
So in a way, actually, when you think about it, no, we're...

351
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,100
Yeah.

352
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:35,860
No.

353
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:36,300
Yeah.

354
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:37,160
Yeah.

355
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,260
Yeah.

356
00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:38,580
Yeah.

357
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:38,820
Yeah.

358
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,280
That's 30.

359
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:39,520
Yeah.

360
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,340
We're going to get it.

361
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,020
We're going to do it in under 16 hours.

362
00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:42,420
Yeah.

363
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:43,700
I think.

364
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:44,860
Yeah.

365
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,340
It's on.

366
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:46,780
Sorry.

367
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,760
Bit of fucking maths there in the head.

368
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,820
Bit of arithmetic.

369
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,160
Bit of piece work.

370
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:59,700
I'm just going to angle the monitor here so I can see that the chat or the...

371
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,760
I can't read anything.

372
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,620
Lovely stuff.

373
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,820
How are you keeping, Francis?

374
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,660
I'm good.

375
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,360
Paul McLaughlin.

376
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:07,780
How are you?

377
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,820
It's great to have you in the chat.

378
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,120
Thanks very much for joining us tonight in this situation.

379
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,480
It's going to be a great situation.

380
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,400
The pace is electric.

381
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,840
And I think we have to move from here.

382
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,340
where the boat has landed.

383
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,840
I'm going to be on autopilot, really, because I...

384
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,220
I'm just going to let the senses guide me.

385
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,600
I'm pretty happy with the way the senses guided me yesterday.

386
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:31,440
I was worried that it was going to be another situation where I take forever.

387
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:32,760
I'd forgotten where I was going.

388
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,080
It does happen.

389
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,000
You know, after a first playthrough, you are overwhelmed.

390
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,300
It's a sensory overload.

391
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,340
A sensory explosion playing these games.

392
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,340
Pjult, thank you very much.

393
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,340
Very kind of you.

394
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,340
Tom.

395
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:45,340
Tom.

396
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:45,900
Tom.

397
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:46,340
Tom.

398
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:46,340
Tom.

399
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:46,740
Tom.

400
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,940
true to the rumors that Tommy was recruited to transport political prisoners from Shannon

401
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:57,300
to a secret CIA black site in Tubermore. Tom?

402
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:03,240
Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies, but let me tell you this.

403
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:09,080
Cunts were put away in a box, and I helped facilitate that.

404
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,960
Pretty much an admission there of dodgy dealings. Look at this!

405
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:20,380
We don't have the tune ready, but it's your man. And look, let's get the tune going.

406
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,960
For fuck's sake. We need to have a laugh. It's not fucking...

407
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:30,300
It's not work. This is fun times. And Victor Meldrew is in the house.

408
00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:33,280
And I gotta tell you this. We love it.

409
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,880
When we have the fucking theme tune to... Thank you very much, Mamaduck.

410
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,860
To One Foot in the Grave. While we're putting this guy both feet in the grave.

411
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:47,620
And not only both his feet, his arms, and his head, and his chest as well.

412
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,420
Should have had this on fucking speed dial ready to go.

413
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,840
One Foot in the Grave.

414
00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,080
Beam.

415
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,380
Tune.

416
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,120
Leo Stitch.

417
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,020
Of Bristol. Thank you very much.

418
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,140
Beautiful stuff.

419
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:12,140
Beautiful stuff.

420
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:19,300
We just cut to clean mic there so we don't have a conflict there with the compression technology.

421
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,120
Clean audio.

422
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:20,220
Clean audio.

423
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:20,220
Clean audio.

424
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:20,280
Clean audio.

425
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:51,480
I want to learn how to duck, dodge, and parry. So I'm going to use the intro first 30 seconds of the tune to maybe dodge his attacks and learn that mechanic.

426
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,160
I wasn't doing that on the first playthrough. Lunchbox. Thanks very much.

427
00:18:55,460 --> 00:19:00,360
Then when it gets to... When the drop comes in to the... What is it?

428
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,660
Mwap. One Foot in the Grave. Mwap.

429
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:11,220
Then we'll hit him with the 1-4. But until then, I'm not sure what the button is to parry. Does anybody know there?

430
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,980
Are there any parry heads in the audience there?

431
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,380
the Xbox controller. L1

432
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,020
just before he hits you. Says

433
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,300
Carol Delaney. To parry.

434
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,080
LB. Okay. Yeah.

435
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,120
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

436
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,580
Let's go for it.

437
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,840
This is lovely. Here we go. I could have mellowed him.

438
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,220
Ha ha ha.

439
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,340
This is brilliant.

440
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,300
He's too many miles on the clock.

441
00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,480
Oh no.

442
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:55,740
Fuck you.

443
00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,320
You're serious.

444
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,880
This is Meldrew here.

445
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,320
This is Meldrew here.

446
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:07,800
Did you hear that?

447
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,040
They do this kind of bit in the middle of the tune

448
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,700
where it's like a comedy piece.

449
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,120
Yes.

450
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:14,160
Yes.

451
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,200
Victor Meldrew.

452
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,820
Yes I do know me.

453
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:17,620
Yes.

454
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,280
Yes.

455
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,280
Yes.

456
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280
I do know what about heart.

457
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280
I wonder does he say

458
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,060
I don't believe it.

459
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:23,920
I don't believe it.

460
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:29,320
I want to sneak this summer, not this python to try to summon singing, have a nice day.

461
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,780
What do I want? I want to complain.

462
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,000
What about everything?

463
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,660
RS, thank you very much there.

464
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,880
Sorry, I'll just get to the tips in a moment.

465
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,420
I just want to hear this bit.

466
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:45,540
I want to say to you.

467
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:50,360
So I'm losing my hair and my spines are mid-clean.

468
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:53,840
I may be rare, but I'm not yet extinct.

469
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,200
I'm an only...

470
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,020
No, it's not there.

471
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,280
Thank you very much there, RS, for the tip there.

472
00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,800
Can you send your best wishes to Podge and Magda getting married tomorrow?

473
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:07,660
Podge and Magda getting married tomorrow, tying the knot.

474
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,220
What's it gonna be like for the rest of your life?

475
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,280
Probably cool.

476
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:15,360
Thank you very much, Anzlo, as well, for the tip there.

477
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,340
Lovely stalwart of the comedy scene.

478
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,820
I was keeping up appearances, Anzlo.

479
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,780
I don't think he was in...

480
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,100
He might have actually made an appearance in...

481
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,300
No, no, no, it wasn't.

482
00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,600
He was keeping up appearances.

483
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,780
He wasn't in One Foot.

484
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,860
But he did pass away.

485
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,540
I was saying yesterday how a lot of people have passed away.

486
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,420
Anzlo died there, I think, a year or two ago.

487
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,020
Leo Stitch of Bristol, thank you very much.

488
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,860
And Lunchbox Stenson and Mamaduck and Schulte.

489
00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:43,700
Let's get going.

490
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,640
Mrs. War Boys is after you.

491
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,020
Let's keep this clean.

492
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,940
What the fuck?

493
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:51,820
For the Meldru?

494
00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,420
Yeah, what the fuck is right, man.

495
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,780
So that was that.

496
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,120
We know what to expect.

497
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,700
Now, that was the first appearance, I believe, of the head monster, was it?

498
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,100
Feels like I've seen those guys before.

499
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:09,620
Obviously, I've played the game before, but we didn't encounter any of those guys yesterday,

500
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,520
where the head monster spawns to the Plaggis, yeah.

501
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,740
A lot of love for Anzlo there as well, it seems, the chat.

502
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,100
Absolute legend.

503
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,600
Someone says, let's get a herbert to us.

504
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,380
I think we sold.

505
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,620
No, we don't need to.

506
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

507
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,460
The people of Meath.

508
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,600
Thank you very much.

509
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,520
Good man, lads.

510
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,560
Also, would you consider hosting the Late Late?

511
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,040
Good money in it, I hear.

512
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,680
I think the job is gone.

513
00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:41,380
I think the job is gone to Patrick Keelty.

514
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:47,660
I'm not sure if it's been officially cut up yet, but I think it is.

515
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:53,300
I thought it was going to be Claire Byrne, and I think she just knows better than to take the Poison Chalice.

516
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,580
Evan Kilban, thank you very much for the tip there.

517
00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080
I hope you're getting on well.

518
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:06,380
I think she knows better than to take the Poison Chalice of that gig, whereas Keelty probably needs that gig more than Byrne.

519
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:09,660
I think Byrne, she's safe.

520
00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:11,040
She's safe, you know.

521
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:19,980
That's just like, it's basically being thrown, it's the entertainment version of being thrown to the lions every week.

522
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:23,280
And then there was a video the other day of Tuber D in Spar.

523
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,780
He just went.

524
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,100
I don't know, it's not nice or anything.

525
00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:36,620
I'm not saying it should be encouraged, but it was a real kind of moment.

526
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:41,980
Just did a 180 out the shop and left after asking the fella behind the counter for fags.

527
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:45,860
So why would you want that job, you know?

528
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,280
Because then you become the mouthpiece.

529
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,500
You have to do the monologues and all that sort of stuff.

530
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,100
Like, you know.

531
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,960
It's not great.

532
00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,480
Let's have a look there now.

533
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,660
Thank you very much, Poddy Bob.

534
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,280
Premium Shafey Wave.

535
00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,020
That sounds good.

536
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:04,440
Evan Kilban.

537
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,180
I don't believe it.

538
00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:05,940
Thank you very much.

539
00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:10,340
I think we'll wait till the end of the chapter there and we'll dip into a bit of Shafey Wave.

540
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,680
What's this?

541
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,180
Oh, there's a map on the fucking wall.

542
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,800
Thunderpuss.

543
00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:17,700
Thank you very much.

544
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,600
Mark 2.

545
00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:21,720
Any chance of doing a Eurovision commentary on Saturday?

546
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:23,940
Not really.

547
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,200
Fucking my cup of tea.

548
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,400
Even though it would be a right royal piss take.

549
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,400
Can't be arsed with it.

550
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:31,420
I don't think.

551
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,720
Maybe not.

552
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,540
I think maybe not.

553
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,280
Good weather forecast for tomorrow, though.

554
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,820
I don't know what that's got to do with anything.

555
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:46,440
But maybe the Resident Evil could be put on hold until Monday.

556
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:52,300
It's a nice midweek or kind of a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday sort of situation resi.

557
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,760
I think Friday, Saturday.

558
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:57,380
Sunday could be a different vibe altogether.

559
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,660
And plus it'd be nice just to get a bit of the weather tomorrow.

560
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:06,220
You have to take it while you can get it because it's an absolute shit show most of the time.

561
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,080
Most of the other time.

562
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,260
I'm just making sure I've got everything here.

563
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,600
Sorry, I'm talking shite.

564
00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,440
Have I missed something up here?

565
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,220
Church key.

566
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,240
I got the church key.

567
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:22,920
Talk Yorks.

568
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,700
Thank you very much.

569
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:30,140
I have to put some balls into those hands.

570
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:33,460
So they act to the bishop.

571
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,640
Is that a helicopter?

572
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,760
Jesus Christ!

573
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:57,900
Let's have a look and see what we're doing.

574
00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,760
I think we get off here anyway.

575
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,320
And there's some puzzles.

576
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,240
A few zomboses coming in thick and fast in here.

577
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,060
You're going to have to deal with a few enemies.

578
00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:12,060
You're going to have to deal with a few enemies.

579
00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,920
And then do a little puzzle.

580
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,320
If you remember correctly.

581
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,520
Make sure all weapons are loaded up and ready to rock.

582
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:19,840
It should be nice.

583
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,180
And it should be like going to work.

584
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,020
That's lovely.

585
00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,060
That's lovely.

586
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:24,120
That's lovely.

587
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,340
You could have meleeed him there.

588
00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,080
Fucking hell.

589
00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:32,540
Suggestion box.

590
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,440
Thank you very much.

591
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,580
Brother Trip.

592
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,480
Any chance of a live stream for the new Dance Dance Revolution?

593
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,880
Not my cup of tea.

594
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,400
It's a long time since I've spun the toes in my brogues.

595
00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,740
But I'm not sure how you would go about that.

596
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,760
You'd have to probably rig up a bloody hell.

597
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,380
Don't worry.

598
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,720
I had that asshole covered.

599
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:53,840
Oh, he's still alive.

600
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,580
Not for long.

601
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,080
Yeah, you'd probably have to rig up a machine.

602
00:26:58,340 --> 00:26:58,860
Would you not?

603
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,440
In the gap.

604
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,660
I mean, how much?

605
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,400
Ah!

606
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,760
Iniesta, you should have done better.

607
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,400
That's it.

608
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,880
Should have done a lot better with that, in fairness.

609
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,400
With the skills he has.

610
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,320
The dexterity he has.

611
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,080
The technicality he has.

612
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,360
The agility.

613
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,000
The thought process.

614
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,080
Fucking hell.

615
00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:23,860
Whoa!

616
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,400
Got the head whipper.

617
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,640
He's got a bit of speed on him, this buff.

618
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,340
Resident Neville.

619
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,520
Thank you very much there.

620
00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:41,740
Peers because.

621
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,740
Thank you very much.

622
00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,300
Oh, he's got a...

623
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,580
He's got a smoke bomb.

624
00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:49,680
And it's another Victor Meldrew-esque figure.

625
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:52,180
Who is sadly char-grilled.

626
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,380
To like...

627
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,200
Like a fucking really heavy core.

628
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,100
Like one of the steaks you'd have done on the barbecue back in the daytime.

629
00:27:59,140 --> 00:27:59,500
Yeah.

630
00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,940
Haven't done a barbecue in a while.

631
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:04,960
And it's funny you should say actually the weather being good tomorrow.

632
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,360
It could even be a chance to possibly break out the barbecue.

633
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,460
Not gonna...

634
00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,680
Jesus Christ, that face is a fucking scary one.

635
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,340
Is that you?

636
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,760
It actually isn't.

637
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,140
Caleb Mango Jelly.

638
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:15,920
Thank you very much.

639
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,520
That's Creed Twitcher.

640
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,640
He's a distant cousin of mine.

641
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,800
And I think he should...

642
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,480
I'd love to see one of his streams again.

643
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,980
Where he was playing through that Japanese game.

644
00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,660
The samurai and all that kind of stuff.

645
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,380
That make up a day.

646
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,320
But getting back to the barbecue.

647
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,300
I'd definitely love to throw a few fucking steaks onto the mixer.

648
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,820
And might even make a bit of potato salad myself.

649
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,520
Early on in the day.

650
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:42,040
You know.

651
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:43,640
Yeah.

652
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:45,940
Stick that in a bit of a fucking lunchbox in the fridge.

653
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:46,260
Is it?

654
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,480
Yeah.

655
00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:50,720
I have a cool bag as well from the trip I did.

656
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,420
Back yonder.

657
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:53,800
You know.

658
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:55,920
Yeah.

659
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,380
Fucking hell.

660
00:28:57,740 --> 00:28:57,980
Oh.

661
00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:58,620
I should have...

662
00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:00,280
I think you can parry those...

663
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,680
Fucking things as well.

664
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,020
Lovely stuff.

665
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,160
There's a guy behind me there.

666
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:09,780
Thanks very much.

667
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:10,460
Papa Carlo.

668
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:13,760
Tokyo Oaks.

669
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,540
Suggestion box.

670
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,260
Thank you very much.

671
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,160
And Resident Neville.

672
00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:18,580
Thunderpost Mark II.

673
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,120
If I've missed any of your shoutouts.

674
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:20,580
I'll get to you.

675
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,400
There's a fucking load of...

676
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,380
Real bad cunts though.

677
00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:24,860
At the moment.

678
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,200
Just really not making life easy for...

679
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,780
Me in regards to reading the chat.

680
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,220
So uh...

681
00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:31,760
Look.

682
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,580
Let me get to you when I can.

683
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:38,900
Yeah.

684
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,720
Not easy lads.

685
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,080
When the...

686
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,360
When the going is getting tough.

687
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,620
To keep abreast of the...

688
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:44,360
The chat messages.

689
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:44,900
And the...

690
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,840
The paragraphs that do sometimes get sent.

691
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,180
But...

692
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:50,860
I think you do a great job Francis.

693
00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:52,160
I've actually given a shout.

694
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,900
Making sure you've said thank you.

695
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,740
The first and foremost.

696
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,740
That's the main thing isn't it?

697
00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:57,080
Yeah.

698
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,420
Thanks for saying that Tom.

699
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,280
Because I mean...

700
00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,420
I...

701
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:02,020
There was a couple that went amiss there yesterday.

702
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,020
It's not my style.

703
00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:04,520
But uh...

704
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:04,880
You know...

705
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,520
If I can't get to the fucking paragraph of text.

706
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:08,540
You know...

707
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,260
You can rest assured.

708
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,120
I've probably at least...

709
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,560
Acknowledged and said thank you.

710
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,920
Thank you very much there.

711
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,700
Lovely hash.

712
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,240
Victor Meldrew.

713
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,740
And Matchbox Quincey.

714
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,680
And the WHO.

715
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,820
Just want to help.

716
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,860
Thank you very much there.

717
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,000
For the tip.

718
00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,620
Ghosts of Tsubushima.

719
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,600
TPC release.

720
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:28,880
Out to 4k job.

721
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,540
What's TPC?

722
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,160
Is that the antiseptic you used to fucking put on your...

723
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,660
Okay.

724
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,920
So there's that scarab.

725
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,140
There's like...

726
00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:39,220
Eyebrows and mustache.

727
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,500
That's what I call that one.

728
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,800
Eyebrows and mustache.

729
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,440
Is the first one.

730
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:47,920
Alright.

731
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,340
I'm not going to look.

732
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,480
Even though it's probably...

733
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,700
Kind hearted soul in the chat.

734
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,720
Telling me exactly what.

735
00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:53,740
Shapes to...

736
00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:54,060
To go on.

737
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,620
But I'm just showing you at home.

738
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,600
How I encounter these puzzles.

739
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,380
And how I process them in my mind.

740
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,080
There's eyebrows and mustache.

741
00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:04,340
Practice box.

742
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:08,500
Uh.

743
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,600
Then there's...

744
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,120
Be...

745
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,720
Up beetle.

746
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,440
Down beetle.

747
00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:14,320
That's the way...

748
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,560
That's what I call these things.

749
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,500
Eyebrows, mustache.

750
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:19,080
Up beetle.

751
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,100
Down beetle.

752
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:21,720
And then...

753
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,920
Like a brooch.

754
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,320
Like a lady's brooch.

755
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:28,720
So, uh...

756
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,880
Okay.

757
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,800
We've got a situation here.

758
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:33,940
Ahaha!

759
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:35,780
That was hilarious.

760
00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:35,780
That was hilarious.

761
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:36,660
Uh...

762
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:37,500
Don't know if you saw that.

763
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,400
We might have a replay of that.

764
00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,380
Random Dave.

765
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,020
Thank you very much.

766
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,900
Lovely bit of business here.

767
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:47,000
It was quite hilarious to see this fella just burst into a big ball of flames.

768
00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:47,920
Like the sun.

769
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:48,540
Boom.

770
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,980
Hilarious stuff altogether.

771
00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:51,480
That was hilarious.

772
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,260
And a sad end.

773
00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:52,580
Uh...

774
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,220
Don't know if it's all that.

775
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:54,760
For that nasty, nasty bollocks.

776
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,960
Uh...

777
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,200
Uh...

778
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,440
Philbabs Ballback.

779
00:31:58,540 --> 00:31:59,640
Thanks very much for the tip.

780
00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:01,200
Nips Ripper Roonies.

781
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:02,700
Uh...

782
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,100
New Calpol is not nice.

783
00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:04,940
Thank you very much.

784
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,100
Random Dave as well.

785
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,140
Very, very kind of you, lads.

786
00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:07,980
Any...

787
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,360
Tommy paid a visit to the coffee hut lately.

788
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,660
Wondering how they're doing.

789
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,780
I don't think you've been back for a while, have you?

790
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:21,040
I'm just taking a sip of a drink there because I saw you taking one.

791
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,900
And I thought I might have a sip as well.

792
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:24,700
I haven't been back to the coffee hut.

793
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,800
It's in Tullamore.

794
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,000
It's a bit out the way.

795
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,900
I only went there in the first place because we'd seen it on the flying streams.

796
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,120
I haven't tasted New Calpol.

797
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:35,600
New Calpal, but I've heard it's not nice.

798
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,200
Thanks for the tip.

799
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:37,420
Uh...

800
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,800
But I'd be interested in going back again.

801
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,220
I actually bought myself a French press miniature.

802
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,040
Three.

803
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:44,200
Like the smallest one you can get.

804
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,240
And I buy a baggie of that fucking Lavazza.

805
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:50,180
Yeah, I've often seen that stuff.

806
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,180
What's the story?

807
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,620
I never really fucking got the French press sort of.

808
00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:54,280
I'd caffed it.

809
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,060
Waste of time, is it?

810
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,740
Oh, it's dynamite.

811
00:32:58,820 --> 00:32:59,940
The best coffee taste yet.

812
00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:03,120
You put one tea spoon, tablespoon in per cup.

813
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,780
Sure, I'm only able to make one for myself.

814
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,700
I put one tablespoon in.

815
00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:09,340
And I fill up with boiling water then on top of it.

816
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Not fill to the brim, no.

817
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:17,040
Fill up like a shot, like an espresso-sized shot of hot water in it.

818
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,740
Stir it and leave it for three minutes.

819
00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,800
Thanks very much, Flimbang, 9miljil.

820
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,900
And holy fuck, thank you very much for the tip.

821
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,540
Very kind of ya.

822
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,500
Three minutes in the cafeteria.

823
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:27,080
What else?

824
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,340
Then go back to it.

825
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,720
Pour that into your cup then.

826
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:34,440
And then top up with boiling hot water from the kettle and a bit of milk.

827
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,500
And it's a great tasting cup.

828
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,720
It's better than a cup of coffee you'd buy out of a machine or a shop.

829
00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:42,460
And you're paying fuck all the price of it.

830
00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:44,720
Interesting stuff there.

831
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,360
If anybody's into coffee, give that a lash.

832
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:56,540
Sounds like a cost-effective way of drinking good, decent enough coffee for a cheap enough price.

833
00:33:57,540 --> 00:34:02,000
And not having to taste that utter shite that is instant coffee.

834
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,900
I've yet to taste a good instant coffee, Tom.

835
00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:07,500
A lot of them are shite, in fairness.

836
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:12,840
But I was drinking some of that dewy Egbert stuff.

837
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,260
It's expensive.

838
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,060
But it's nice.

839
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,700
Yeah, I wouldn't know.

840
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,720
It's Nescafe or Bust, really.

841
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,140
And I'm not paying a tenner for some fucking instant coffee.

842
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:26,840
Yeah, it's up there with carte noire.

843
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:28,780
Chef Chaffee, thank you very much.

844
00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:39,460
They can climb ladders.

845
00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:42,540
But they can't fucking stand still at the top.

846
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,620
Especially when they're getting hit with red nines.

847
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:45,760
Look at this.

848
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:49,940
Oh.

849
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:54,740
And this guy...

850
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,300
It's so... It's very satisfactory.

851
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,560
Ooh, ah, up the teeny cocks. Thank you very much for that.

852
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:13,140
So, if I remember correctly, it was eyebrows and mustache, up beetle, down beetle, and ladies brooch.

853
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,880
We go back to the yoke over here.

854
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,080
Eyebrows and mustache is over here.

855
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:27,000
Irish Castle, Liam Rogers, thank you very much. Hope you had a great time at the gig there, you were saying, you're at last night.

856
00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:34,780
Up beetle, down beetle, and then ladies brooch. That should really do the situation for us.

857
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,100
And we've got the apostate's head.

858
00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:44,280
And I don't know how... How does the statue bleed? You know?

859
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,720
It's not really realistic.

860
00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:53,020
Questioning the realism of the situation is futile, to be honest. If...

861
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,780
You've got fellas who literally have shank going out their heads.

862
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,580
Looking in like that. Just as I said it.

863
00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:03,440
Oh!

864
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,320
You got petrol bombed.

865
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,300
I wonder, can you shoot the petrol bombing?

866
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:15,300
I wonder, can you shoot the petrol bombing?

867
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,820
Oh, that'll do.

868
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,440
I'm actually forgetting, uh, a lot of treasure.

869
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,280
But, I was thinking there...

870
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,480
With, with speed being the ultimate objective.

871
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:36,760
And the fact that I'm already doing pretty well, seeing as though I'm playing a new chapter of the game,

872
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,240
With all the weapons previously loaded.

873
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,440
That it's not really that much of a pressing issue to go and hunt down every bit of treasure.

874
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,780
And I was quite enjoying yesterday.

875
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,740
Just being on a conveyor belt of death.

876
00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:51,280
You know?

877
00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:53,400
Moving along swiftly at pace.

878
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,540
Not really giving a rat's ass about, uh, this, that, the other one.

879
00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,080
I forgot.

880
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,200
And, uh, I'm sure if there's something really major that I'd miss out on.

881
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:05,420
Then, uh, somebody might tell me about it.

882
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,040
But, I'm only concerned about getting that red dot.

883
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,520
And, uh, it's jewels that you need for that.

884
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,840
Or, uh, they're like spinals, are they?

885
00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:19,320
Velvet blue.

886
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:24,700
Have a look here.

887
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,800
Just after me saying I'm not arsed.

888
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,960
Now I'm, I'm looking for it.

889
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:30,540
So that's...

890
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,360
There, yeah, yeah.

891
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,340
Go back to the boat now.

892
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,280
Uh, does Connor Williams settle for anything less than Arabica beans?

893
00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,800
We'd have to ask him.

894
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,080
He's another man for the coffee.

895
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,340
He's a big coffee man.

896
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,960
He actually started a coffee startup.

897
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,800
I think he was out there with some tribe.

898
00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:53,180
Out in the Andes or something.

899
00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:54,540
Uh, he brought...

900
00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:59,980
He actually started a fucking village, uh, fair trade scenario out there.

901
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,680
And, really brought a lot of prosperity to a village out there.

902
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,360
And, I'm sure he'll tell you more.

903
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,220
Hopefully we can, uh, arrange something.

904
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,260
Captain Sack, thank you very much for the tip.

905
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,640
Get him back on it.

906
00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:18,180
Maybe he might even be interested in calling in at some stage.

907
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:22,840
Don't know what his opinion is on this sort of, uh, situation.

908
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,040
Demonic vibes and such.

909
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,480
But, it'd be great to get his two cents on the whole...

910
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,360
Cananigans.

911
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280
I have not much time for the man myself.

912
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,180
He's a bit of a fucking fun time, Charlie.

913
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:36,620
That lad.

914
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,420
Now, what's this here?

915
00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:40,080
He's back at the merchant, is it?

916
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,400
I'm not sure.

917
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,800
A friend from Zimbabwe.

918
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,740
Thank you very much.

919
00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:46,140
And Captain Sack.

920
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,080
Thank you very much.

921
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,220
So, it's a splendid bangle.

922
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:54,780
That's nice.

923
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,340
And, we'll also have to go and require another head off a statue somewhere.

924
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:00,640
Anaconda G.

925
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,620
Thank you very much.

926
00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,540
Your kind, heart, and generous tip.

927
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:04,880
I hope you're doing well.

928
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,920
I'm looking around for, um, a special...

929
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:09,220
Thing.

930
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,440
We had a sting there for the fucking, uh...

931
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,920
It was, uh, like, Tupac's California love, but...

932
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:19,240
In the style of, uh, Tupac, the Anaconda G style thing.

933
00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:19,840
It's just...

934
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840
I don't have it loaded up, I'm afraid.

935
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,580
But, thank you very much for the tip.

936
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,820
Something to rectify in the next stream, I imagine.

937
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,280
Yeah.

938
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,260
Sorry, folks.

939
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,120
We've been so long out the game.

940
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,140
That, uh...

941
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:33,460
There are a few things missing.

942
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,140
So, rest assured, we're really...

943
00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:41,500
We're really gonna do our best to get things up and running again.

944
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,960
So, let's just get this fucking game done, you know.

945
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,100
Prioritize, yeah.

946
00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:50,580
Klim crew, thank you very much for the tip.

947
00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,780
What are you doing here?

948
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,320
Boner jams, thank you.

949
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,040
Just having a quick look here at the map.

950
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,640
So, we can go out to the lake.

951
00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,740
I think, uh...

952
00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,520
Yeah, it's over there.

953
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:00,960
It's over there.

954
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,140
We're being told where to go.

955
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,060
It's nice and easy.

956
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,740
Can you please say hello to Tom?

957
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,760
Says border jams.

958
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,500
Tom, how are you?

959
00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,500
Not too bad.

960
00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:12,340
Thank you very much.

961
00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,300
Thanks very much for the tip as well.

962
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,760
Klimas Kruis.

963
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,400
How are you, us?

964
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,140
You're doing well out there in Berlin.

965
00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:26,180
And, uh...

966
00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:31,600
I'm not actually doxing if anyone's wondering why I'm giving away the location of someone.

967
00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:47,360
For all I know, Klimas Kruis might not be in Berlin, but for anybody who's seen the streets there over the summer, I was given a tour of the Alexander Plats, another region area of Berlin.

968
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,220
And it was very, very lovely.

969
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,640
We've got another puzzle here.

970
00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,000
7-S7 Tronic.

971
00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,780
Thank you very much for the tip, Ripper.

972
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,320
It's good stuff, Francis.

973
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:10,180
Great remake of this compared to some of the utter shite releases lately.

974
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,320
Yeah, I was, uh...

975
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,020
saying there yesterday, shite none again as usual.

976
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:17,200
That's all I ever do.

977
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,180
that I wasn't sure about it as a stream game.

978
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,040
Thought it was too dark.

979
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:23,340
And...

980
00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:26,980
I don't know why I had the epiphany of just turn the fucking brightness up.

981
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,020
Just do that, and then it'll be good again.

982
00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:33,760
I thought, does that take away some of the tension, some of the mystique, some of the ambience, the aura?

983
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,500
Maybe it does.

984
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,340
But, uh...

985
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:44,140
Then again, if you don't want that, you can just enjoy the Conveyor Belt of Death, as I said before.

986
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,740
Mark Kermode's Victorian Kermode.

987
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,060
Thank you very much for the tip there.

988
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,480
Hand grenades.

989
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:48,520
Hand grenades.

990
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,760
So with this one here, this is...

991
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,480
Ladies Broch-esque.

992
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,540
But it's not.

993
00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:56,820
Oh, you had the three snakes.

994
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,280
You had three snakes down there.

995
00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:59,440
Ladies Broch-esque.

996
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,980
And then you have Triad of Beatles.

997
00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:04,280
The Beatles.

998
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,600
Minus one of them.

999
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,380
Have a look here.

1000
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:08,480
Have a look here.

1001
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,040
So, uh...

1002
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,160
Ladies Broch-esque.

1003
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,140
Maybe it's that one.

1004
00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:15,880
No, that's...

1005
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,260
That's eyebrows and tash.

1006
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,360
Thank you very much there, Liam Rogers.

1007
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:21,740
Hope you're doing well.

1008
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,820
Oh, you have to press them and then...

1009
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:23,960
Sorry.

1010
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,160
Just get this wrong on purpose.

1011
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,320
I think that's Ladies Broch-esque.

1012
00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:31,560
Oh, it's snakes.

1013
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,100
It's...

1014
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:32,540
It's...

1015
00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:32,820
Oh, no.

1016
00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,100
Maybe it's snakes after that.

1017
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,880
No, it's snakes first.

1018
00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:36,760
I'll get this wrong.

1019
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:36,940
Sorry.

1020
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,280
Three snakes.

1021
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,260
Ladies Broch-esque.

1022
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:45,060
And then you have the Triad of Beatles.

1023
00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:46,640
There you go.

1024
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:49,060
Maybe it doesn't even matter what...

1025
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,880
What sequence you put them in.

1026
00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,580
But another creepy touch there, Tom.

1027
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:57,360
What do you mean?

1028
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,020
What are you saying?

1029
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,880
I think the head of the statue came off there.

1030
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:02,700
It was a creepy touch.

1031
00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:05,480
I thought you were saying I was creeping.

1032
00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:07,440
Or something like that.

1033
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:10,660
You'd want to watch out.

1034
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,480
That's probably triggered a situation now where that's going to spawn.

1035
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,620
Some sandpays or something.

1036
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,040
I can't remember what went on in the first place.

1037
00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,000
When this was first played through.

1038
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,620
Snakes in the chat.

1039
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,540
Is there snakes in the lanes?

1040
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,800
Is there snakes in the chat?

1041
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:35,040
Did well there yesterday not to let anything derail me from the situation.

1042
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:39,200
Thank God there was no sort of fucking having to deal with bots or anything like that.

1043
00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:40,900
Not that I know of, anyway.

1044
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:50,180
Can you get a gold...

1045
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,520
You can get a gold egg on the east side of the lake.

1046
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,140
I did fucking get that in the first playthrough.

1047
00:43:56,540 --> 00:43:57,320
No bad bots.

1048
00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:58,140
Pestle and Caden.

1049
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,720
Thanks very much there for the words of wisdom.

1050
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,080
But in my mind, at ease.

1051
00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,620
Have a look here and see what the story is.

1052
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,340
There.

1053
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:07,680
Is that where you get the golden egg?

1054
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,320
I mean, we could go back and get these at another time and keep trucking along.

1055
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,760
But I did get this first time.

1056
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,680
You have to schlock a few of these guys as well.

1057
00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:23,680
I wonder could it be done very, very easily with a flashbang.

1058
00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:24,120
Let's see.

1059
00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:27,180
Poor guys are going to really have a rude awakening.

1060
00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,020
Pat the bag.

1061
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:30,720
Thank you very much.

1062
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,540
And that doesn't work.

1063
00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:32,440
Does not work.

1064
00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:37,380
The shit that works on the crows doesn't work on the chicks.

1065
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,680
I'm not even 100%.

1066
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,800
There's the golden egg look.

1067
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:42,460
Oh, it's pesetas.

1068
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,580
Not even sure you have to kill these guys.

1069
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,860
I think you just pick up the golden...

1070
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:48,860
Ah, there it was.

1071
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,020
Yeah.

1072
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:49,920
You don't have to kill them.

1073
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,020
I have no problem dispatching those scumbags that are trying to kill us.

1074
00:44:57,020 --> 00:45:02,060
But I mean, do draw a line at the innocence of these guys, you know.

1075
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:06,020
I think if you just stay around them the whole day, they'll just continually lay eggs.

1076
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:07,880
Until the end.

1077
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:09,960
Yep.

1078
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,600
That's what they're here to do.

1079
00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:12,880
Fish in the lake as well.

1080
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:18,120
As you say, no real need for any necessity for any of this stuff.

1081
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,140
When you compare it to the first time around.

1082
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,560
When you're trying your best to accumulate as much money as possible.

1083
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:26,740
Right now, we're all about the killing.

1084
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:27,780
Come here about.

1085
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,620
Well, the T-bone.

1086
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,600
Thank you very much.

1087
00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:31,380
Pat the bag.

1088
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,560
Thank you very much.

1089
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:37,440
If you complete the puzzles on the first step, you'll end up finishing the speedrun.

1090
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:37,900
Quick, Cor.

1091
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:44,000
Can you please say hello to Colum, who's sick after eating a dodgy sausage?

1092
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:44,920
Thanks very much.

1093
00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:47,080
Hope you're getting that well, Colum.

1094
00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:49,140
And stay away from the sausage.

1095
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:51,860
Fuck.

1096
00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,700
Thank you very much for your kind, hearted and generous tip, Ripperoni.

1097
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,560
Lemon-suited flagrancy, you say?

1098
00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,140
That's aimed at Francis, I imagine.

1099
00:45:59,060 --> 00:45:59,820
Thanks very much.

1100
00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,400
It's actually more, uh...

1101
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,160
Yeah, it is lemon.

1102
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:02,580
Yeah, yeah.

1103
00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,500
I was thinking...

1104
00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:07,160
I don't know why I thought in my head when you said lemon.

1105
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,880
Kind of an orangey color.

1106
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,940
But that, of course, would just be an orange.

1107
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,140
But this is pure lemon.

1108
00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:16,980
I was hoping to get a mustard suit.

1109
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,060
This is lemon.

1110
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:18,980
It's too...

1111
00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:20,840
It's too vivid to be mustard.

1112
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:21,800
Oh, yeah.

1113
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,820
We don't need to come back here.

1114
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,960
We can go and put our fucking heads on the statue.

1115
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:27,420
Or in the hands.

1116
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,060
And, uh...

1117
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:33,380
Thanks very much there, Pat the Bag and Liam Rogers.

1118
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,100
We go into...

1119
00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:41,280
This gap down here.

1120
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,600
Not sure if this is the right place to get off, is it?

1121
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:52,440
Oh, yeah.

1122
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,140
You're in the right place.

1123
00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:53,340
Nice.

1124
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,200
Yeah, you have to move through here.

1125
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,760
Stick those heads into the hands and get moving.

1126
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,000
That's one head.

1127
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,000
The Blasphemers.

1128
00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:07,800
They both look...

1129
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,160
They both got the same face.

1130
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,300
The Purple Onion.

1131
00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,540
Thank you very much there, the Purple Onion.

1132
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:14,520
Very, very kind of you.

1133
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,000
Watch out!

1134
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,380
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down!

1135
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:16,800
We'll get out!

1136
00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:21,880
You've made a dog's dinner of it, you say.

1137
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,420
I hope not.

1138
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,540
I hope that isn't like you've fucked up the game.

1139
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,040
Tom R.

1140
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,780
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1141
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,160
Is...

1142
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:28,620
Is...

1143
00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:29,580
Is this...

1144
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:32,360
Is it a kumquat color, you say?

1145
00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:34,320
I've never had a kumquat.

1146
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,680
Never had a kumquat.

1147
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,580
I don't even know what they look like or how they taste.

1148
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:43,180
Or what the feel of a kumquat would feel like in the hand.

1149
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:45,760
Donald 2 pump chump.

1150
00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:46,580
Thank you very much.

1151
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,500
We've got a rake of eggs there.

1152
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:51,760
So, uh...

1153
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,180
It's a case of...

1154
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,440
Getting the boat and heading there, I imagine.

1155
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,340
Tilebow, thanks very much for the tip there.

1156
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:01,800
Hope you've...

1157
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,280
No, I'm well.

1158
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,480
Came through on my line, though.

1159
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,080
Sorry about that.

1160
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,680
Tilebow.

1161
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,300
Okay, give me the tip there.

1162
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,520
Yeah, Tilebow, thanks very much.

1163
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,760
Good to have your back, Higgins.

1164
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,600
You say, well...

1165
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,500
It's not just, uh...

1166
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:15,900
Francis.

1167
00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,060
It's myself as well.

1168
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,300
I'll take that.

1169
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:18,660
Thank you.

1170
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:19,120
I'm bored.

1171
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,140
It'd actually be a good idea.

1172
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:21,520
Maybe.

1173
00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:23,260
Snakey, thank you very much for the tip.

1174
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,260
Say, aloe-k simulator.

1175
00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,820
It'd be a good idea to go and sell a few eggs to the fucking merchant.

1176
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,240
Don't sell that golden egg, though.

1177
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,460
And maybe put a few items away in the cash kit.

1178
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,300
Watch out.

1179
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,280
There's a fucking fire mess.

1180
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,660
Coming down.

1181
00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:37,000
We'll get out.

1182
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,760
Sorry about that.

1183
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:39,660
A fighter jet spam.

1184
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,740
But I might actually leave it on for the time being.

1185
00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:43,100
It does wake people up.

1186
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:45,880
Nobby Gobbler.

1187
00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:46,780
Thank you very much.

1188
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,180
We sell this guy some nice things.

1189
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:51,800
Four of those.

1190
00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:55,180
That's not going to really free up any room in the bloody case.

1191
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,040
Like...

1192
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,920
We've stuffed in the case.

1193
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,920
Like, we already have the MP5 in the case.

1194
00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,440
We have an assault rifle in the case.

1195
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:07,560
Let's just sell him some gear.

1196
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:09,600
Goodbye.

1197
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,280
Thank you very much there, Tupo.

1198
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,400
Very, very kind to you.

1199
00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:15,180
Tupo.

1200
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:19,280
Pure fucking speed.

1201
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,540
You're saying, yeah, you know it.

1202
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,140
You know it.

1203
00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:21,980
We're not hanging around.

1204
00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:24,900
I know we're actually fucking hanging around right now.

1205
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:25,600
But, I mean, listen.

1206
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,120
It's going to really kick off very fast, very soon.

1207
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,320
Don't fucking tune out.

1208
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:29,900
Egg Hunt.

1209
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,060
Thank you very much.

1210
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,080
The tip there.

1211
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,700
Just craft these herbs.

1212
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,320
Really fucking get to grips with these herbs.

1213
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,160
And make an absolute hames of everyone who comes across us.

1214
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,120
We've got grenades.

1215
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,280
We've got grenades of go-go.

1216
00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:44,760
What are we going to do there?

1217
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:45,640
Craig Brennan.

1218
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,600
I hope you're getting on well as well, Craig.

1219
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,660
It's a lovely situation.

1220
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,980
It's great to have you here, Craig.

1221
00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,180
We've been waiting all day for you.

1222
00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:55,320
Yeah, I can second that, Craig.

1223
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,920
We actually said before the stream happened.

1224
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,480
I hope someone called Craig Brennan appears in the stream today.

1225
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,100
Just randomly.

1226
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,980
And the law of averages just suggests that someone would actually be called Craig Brennan watching.

1227
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,340
Thank you very much.

1228
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,120
Anguish Panda as well.

1229
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:09,680
Very kind of you.

1230
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,980
Bit of space there.

1231
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:20,720
Anyway, sell a few more eggs and we'll get the fuck out of Dodge.

1232
00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:25,560
Those brown eggs.

1233
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,180
He doesn't pay much for the brown eggs.

1234
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,300
Maybe I could sell him a couple of grenades as well.

1235
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,020
And he, uh...

1236
00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,660
Still have some new items.

1237
00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:37,820
You might be interested.

1238
00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:38,580
Tune up your shit.

1239
00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:39,840
Watch out.

1240
00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,220
There's a fucking fighter jet coming down.

1241
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:41,660
We'll get out.

1242
00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:43,560
Easy work.

1243
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,020
Dotting your eyes.

1244
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,700
That's the way to be.

1245
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,700
So we'll, uh...

1246
00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:53,540
We'll go into our lovely items page.

1247
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,720
Key items and treasures.

1248
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,780
And this is where it gets interesting, guys.

1249
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,300
Because we're going to put some gemstones into this fucker.

1250
00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,120
Uh...

1251
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,300
We've got a green one there.

1252
00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:03,480
We could wait and put a different color in there.

1253
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,580
We will, yeah.

1254
00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:05,940
We'll save that excitement for later.

1255
00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,620
So, unfortunately, guys.

1256
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,180
No excitement here.

1257
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:10,840
Until later, Amp.

1258
00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:14,360
Let's freed up a few item slots for us, though.

1259
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,760
Not the worst.

1260
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,820
Not the best, either.

1261
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,360
You live and you learn.

1262
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,360
You live and you learn.

1263
00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:29,320
Curse Eureka.

1264
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,560
Thanks very much for the tip.

1265
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,500
Now, you need to turn right.

1266
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,080
And then go down that way.

1267
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,000
The barrel, the man.

1268
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:43,960
Watch out.

1269
00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:44,420
There's a fucking fire.

1270
00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:45,900
Thanks very much there, Talbo.

1271
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,500
Very kind of you.

1272
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,440
We missed you, too, you say?

1273
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:51,740
That's aimed at Tommy.

1274
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,500
You haven't specified that you were missing me, but...

1275
00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,120
Fuck it.

1276
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:58,960
Doesn't matter.

1277
00:51:59,580 --> 00:52:01,280
At this stage, does not matter.

1278
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,900
Connor Gorm.

1279
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:07,760
Thank you very much, Connor Gorm.

1280
00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:10,620
Savage to see you back in flying form, no less.

1281
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,340
Look, the form is going good, but it could be a lot better.

1282
00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:19,020
It's going to be a lot better when we make progress and keep that pace going.

1283
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,660
That electrified one chapter per hour pace.

1284
00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:25,120
And I go as far as to say it's beyond one chapter per hour at this stage.

1285
00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:29,600
We're really fucking hammering home the situation scenario.

1286
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,680
Although, as I say that, I think I've fucked up and taken a wrong turn somewhere.

1287
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:37,860
How do we get to there, look?

1288
00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:38,600
The church.

1289
00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,420
Is it...

1290
00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:40,500
It's not through here, sure.

1291
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,240
You...

1292
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,860
Is there a...

1293
00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:47,320
Maybe you go around it.

1294
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,500
Maybe you go back around your fucking idea.

1295
00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:01,620
Go back to the merchant and keep going straight.

1296
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,020
Thank you for

1297
00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,600
seam of the sack.

1298
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,000
Thank you very much for the tip there,

1299
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:12,900
seam of the sack.

1300
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,680
We've been told to go back to the bloody

1301
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,760
merchant and keep going by Liam Rogers,

1302
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,800
and I'm inclined to listen to anything

1303
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,540
Liam Rogers says or does.

1304
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,920
Not that you can hear doing, of course.

1305
00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,240
It's an action. Matt, Matt, Matt.

1306
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:25,980
Thanks very much.

1307
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,720
Has anybody seen John?

1308
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,800
We've got to move.

1309
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,160
We can go and get a blue jewel

1310
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,580
quest over there, but back to the merchant,

1311
00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:36,260
we're being told.

1312
00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,720
Yeah, we're gonna just

1313
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,700
trust Liam on this one. We're going full

1314
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,620
Rogers on it.

1315
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,180
We're gonna Roger the fuck out the game

1316
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,140
using a walkthrough

1317
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,900
known as Liam.

1318
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,880
No flood today. Oh yeah,

1319
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,300
sorry, there is Aaron.

1320
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:57,060
I was gonna say

1321
00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:58,620
no flood today.

1322
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,840
This is Liam Rogers town.

1323
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,000
But Aaron

1324
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,420
is right there asking us whether or not

1325
00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:06,600
we got the fucking church key.

1326
00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:07,660
Nice to have you, Aaron.

1327
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,480
Didn't see you in the chat there,

1328
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,460
but we've got the

1329
00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:11,380
small key.

1330
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,700
We've got the insignia key.

1331
00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:14,160
We've got the church insignia.

1332
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,820
So that brings us back to...

1333
00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:22,540
Just follow the fucking map.

1334
00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:23,740
The map tells you where to go, sure.

1335
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,460
This is the church.

1336
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,120
But the merch,

1337
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,540
the merch is over here.

1338
00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,660
This better be right, Liam.

1339
00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:37,000
No pressure, says Conrad01.

1340
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,100
Throwing a lovely bit of consternation

1341
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,520
and anticipation into the chat.

1342
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,100
No pressure at all, Liam.

1343
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,940
No pressure at all.

1344
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,420
But listen, man.

1345
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,000
I hope you're fucking right, Liam.

1346
00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:50,620
For your sake.

1347
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,640
We're not playing games here.

1348
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,980
Lakeside settlement.

1349
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:57,760
Look at all those jewels up there.

1350
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,120
I'm going back on what I said

1351
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,660
I wouldn't do.

1352
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,960
It's your only reputation to say

1353
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,660
cut the boat, stir the fish,

1354
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,480
put the house on it.

1355
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:08,980
Just to the right, hey.

1356
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:09,880
Just to the right.

1357
00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:11,780
Okay, so I don't know

1358
00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:12,940
when that message was sent.

1359
00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:14,840
The map is split level.

1360
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,080
You can toggle with the controller.

1361
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:21,720
The church.

1362
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,720
The fucking church.

1363
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,940
The original church with Ashley.

1364
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:24,560
Yeah, sorry.

1365
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,240
Just a little bit.

1366
00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:27,380
If you just specify a little bit, lads.

1367
00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:28,900
Because you're telling me the church

1368
00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:29,840
and that's grand and everything.

1369
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,000
But we all know there's a few churches.

1370
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:33,460
There's a few shrines in the game.

1371
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:33,920
There's a few.

1372
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,520
I don't want to be getting ratty

1373
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,780
or anything like that, witchy.

1374
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,960
Yeah, I can sense a bit of rattiness

1375
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,700
there with Francis.

1376
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,000
But I can see what he's saying as well, lads.

1377
00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,460
Is, you know,

1378
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,200
a little bit of specification

1379
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,100
wouldn't go on this.

1380
00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:49,380
Church with Ashley.

1381
00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:50,260
You know.

1382
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,020
Just gives us something

1383
00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,540
to fucking hang the hat on.

1384
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,000
You know.

1385
00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:56,720
But look.

1386
00:55:57,260 --> 00:55:58,680
Let's head back to the merchant.

1387
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,440
No problem whatsoever.

1388
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,300
Liam and Aaron.

1389
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,980
No problem, witchy lads.

1390
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:04,920
Watch out.

1391
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,860
There's a fucking fighter jet

1392
00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:06,280
coming down.

1393
00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:06,720
We'll get out.

1394
00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:10,840
Now, where the fuck is this merchant?

1395
00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:14,900
Map open simulator.

1396
00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,640
He is back there.

1397
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,240
He is.

1398
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,200
Yeah, so we just turn around.

1399
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:18,960
We turn around

1400
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,460
and we just fucking go

1401
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,240
completely 180 on it.

1402
00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:23,220
People are asking,

1403
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,860
How are you getting on flabby dick slash?

1404
00:56:25,940 --> 00:56:26,560
Thanks very much

1405
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,740
for the tip there.

1406
00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:30,280
We're asking where Gary

1407
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,420
devil is,

1408
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,200
but I'm sure he will

1409
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:32,780
make an appearance

1410
00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,340
at some stage.

1411
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,060
I want to restrict that guy

1412
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,640
because he was going on yesterday

1413
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,660
about his contract

1414
00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,980
not specifying that he was

1415
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:39,780
going to give analysis

1416
00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:41,700
based on people in the chat

1417
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,260
or reading tips

1418
00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,060
or anything like that.

1419
00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:46,280
He was fucking cribbing

1420
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:46,960
about that.

1421
00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:47,720
Saying,

1422
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:49,720
Oh, I'm not contracted

1423
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,040
and all that sort of stuff.

1424
00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:52,720
It's fucking bollocks.

1425
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:53,380
Like, so,

1426
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,540
I'll just, you know,

1427
00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:56,280
if he wants it to stay like that,

1428
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,860
he can stay like that,

1429
00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:58,180
you know?

1430
00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,180
Yeah, well, I mean,

1431
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:00,520
it's not,

1432
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:01,620
you don't want to be

1433
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:02,500
talking about him

1434
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,580
when it's not

1435
00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:04,520
here behind his back.

1436
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:06,580
Watch out,

1437
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,300
there's a fucking pilot

1438
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,320
coming down and down!

1439
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,300
You know, for a fact,

1440
00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:10,620
he's not,

1441
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,100
he's not even watching anyway.

1442
00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,180
I am watching

1443
00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:18,560
and I've got to say,

1444
00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:19,600
not impressed

1445
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,260
with the way

1446
00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,640
you're actually talking about me

1447
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,480
behind my back.

1448
00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:24,440
It's absolutely despicable

1449
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,880
and I've got a big problem with it.

1450
00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,240
Big, big problem.

1451
00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:29,420
Watch out,

1452
00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:30,160
there's a fucking fighter

1453
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:30,300
down and down!

1454
00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:30,820
How are you, Gary?

1455
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,600
What's the story?

1456
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,280
Thanks very much for joining us.

1457
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,180
I hope you're well.

1458
00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,140
We're about to face

1459
00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:36,560
one of these big bastards.

1460
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,500
Maybe it's actually great timing.

1461
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,700
Yeah, look,

1462
00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:41,460
it's a cutscene.

1463
00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:42,940
We knew this was going to be happening

1464
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:44,020
in the beginning of the season.

1465
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,320
There's going to be a goat-headed man beast

1466
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,900
on top of the fucking mountain

1467
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:48,840
and he's going to be swinging

1468
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,560
his stuff around.

1469
00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:50,840
I was saying it before,

1470
00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,240
Sadler's got this

1471
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,060
well-oiled tea machine

1472
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:56,020
drilled and ready to go.

1473
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:58,960
He's been drilling them,

1474
00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,700
coming out of the door!

1475
00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:00,600
I'll turn that off.

1476
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:03,840
Yeah, and that beast there,

1477
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,400
he's actually had no sleep

1478
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,440
so he's very angry

1479
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,880
and you've got to stay out of his way.

1480
00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,720
He's a bad, bad scumbag.

1481
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,780
Sack, ball crack.

1482
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,720
Thanks very much there.

1483
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,600
Okay, I can see this actually

1484
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,600
being a bit of a problem

1485
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,400
because I haven't really anticipated

1486
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,500
on it being a...

1487
00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,480
I have not anticipated

1488
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,460
on this happening.

1489
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,280
What will happen,

1490
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,100
and what I will do,

1491
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,560
is I'll lob a grenade at the fucker

1492
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,200
and see how that fixes up

1493
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,180
his day.

1494
00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:33,880
There we go.

1495
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:35,620
Maybe we'll land...

1496
00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:37,620
I think the Red 9 can...

1497
00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,620
He's eating those fucking bullets.

1498
00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:49,740
He's eating those bullets for breakfast.

1499
00:58:49,740 --> 00:58:51,740
He's got worms on his back.

1500
00:58:55,620 --> 00:59:06,940
We need to turn that volume down.

1501
00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,420
It's a little bit loud for my liking.

1502
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,760
Ian Dowie is after you,

1503
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,020
someone says there.

1504
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:13,620
Probably, uh...

1505
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,960
A bit of a nasty comment

1506
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,860
about the ugly nature of the beast.

1507
00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:24,980
Hopefully Ian Dowie isn't watching.

1508
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,380
Oh no, we're getting fucking steamrolled.

1509
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,100
Oh.

1510
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,320
What can I say?

1511
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,640
That beast is unbelievable.

1512
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,560
He's being raided by sheep.

1513
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,500
He's being absolutely unbelievable

1514
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,480
in his preparation,

1515
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,240
his technique,

1516
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,360
and his execution of his movement.

1517
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:51,220
Fluid.

1518
00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:52,060
He's fast.

1519
00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:54,080
He was actually going to go to Real Madrid

1520
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:54,980
last season,

1521
00:59:54,980 --> 00:59:56,020
but he said no.

1522
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:57,900
He wants to stay with the Ganados

1523
00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:59,260
for at least another year

1524
00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,680
for experience purposes.

1525
01:00:01,060 --> 01:00:01,320
Ooh.

1526
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,260
Salazar actually upped his wages

1527
01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:07,120
to 5.5 million pesetas

1528
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,460
a year,

1529
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,660
which isn't really much,

1530
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,600
but he doesn't know

1531
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,700
any different

1532
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:12,200
because

1533
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,540
he doesn't have

1534
01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:14,900
great brain power.

1535
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,860
Even though he's got a big mind,

1536
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,260
he's a big-bodied bastard,

1537
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,260
he still doesn't really

1538
01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,700
have the processing power

1539
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:22,760
of normal humans

1540
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,700
like you and I.

1541
01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,180
So you are going on record

1542
01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:27,060
as saying you're a human,

1543
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:27,980
even though you do look

1544
01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:29,060
particularly devilish.

1545
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,200
Thanks very much.

1546
01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:33,260
I meant that in a bad way,

1547
01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,160
like you're a fucking devil,

1548
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,280
like you're not handsome

1549
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:35,680
or anything.

1550
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,900
I've been told differently.

1551
01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:40,440
By who?

1552
01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:43,040
By a lot of people.

1553
01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:45,200
Yeah, who?

1554
01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:48,940
By the Ganados.

1555
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:52,800
Yeah.

1556
01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,520
I wouldn't rely too much

1557
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,460
on their opinion, mate.

1558
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:55,940
They're fucking...

1559
01:00:57,340 --> 01:00:58,900
They're not really well themselves,

1560
01:00:59,020 --> 01:00:59,280
you know?

1561
01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:01,060
Listen,

1562
01:01:01,260 --> 01:01:02,240
between you and me,

1563
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:03,140
you don't know

1564
01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:03,880
what it's like

1565
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,840
to really command

1566
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,220
a full team of demons

1567
01:01:06,220 --> 01:01:07,140
and monsters.

1568
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:08,480
I was there.

1569
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:09,660
I was in front of it.

1570
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:10,500
You've never had it

1571
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,320
in front of you, mate.

1572
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:13,300
Alright,

1573
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,540
we'll carry on anyway.

1574
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:15,340
See,

1575
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,660
I'm sensing a little bit

1576
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:17,340
of fucking...

1577
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,580
sass off of

1578
01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:21,040
the nev bomb tonight,

1579
01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:22,320
so we might not

1580
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,960
fucking go too far into...

1581
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,000
Yeah, I mean, look,

1582
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:25,860
you're coming through

1583
01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:26,400
on my line there.

1584
01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,520
I was gonna say there,

1585
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,680
you need to fucking

1586
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,640
make sure this cunt

1587
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,440
that you're fighting

1588
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,800
is getting...

1589
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,820
down on his knees

1590
01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:35,860
so that then you can

1591
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,440
hit him

1592
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,980
with the one fall

1593
01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:38,520
from behind.

1594
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,400
You know what,

1595
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,680
you know what I'm talking about?

1596
01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:42,640
I don't,

1597
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,660
and it sounds bizarre.

1598
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,020
Ganado, lad,

1599
01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:45,760
thanks very much.

1600
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,920
And he hammered your

1601
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:47,380
Leon,

1602
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:48,520
thank you very much.

1603
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,960
And Dick Splash,

1604
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,360
Father Dick Splash,

1605
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:54,560
who's watching in

1606
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,200
from the Diocese of Death

1607
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:57,700
tonight.

1608
01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,040
How are you getting on,

1609
01:01:59,100 --> 01:01:59,260
Dick?

1610
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,680
Hope everything's well for you.

1611
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,280
that you're doing well.

1612
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,240
You're a good man, Dick.

1613
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,320
Yeah, I just wanna say

1614
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,280
how are you to Father

1615
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,240
Dick Splash

1616
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,660
from out there as well.

1617
01:02:14,460 --> 01:02:16,220
Great memories of mass.

1618
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,900
And you really did make

1619
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,760
a big splash that year

1620
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,000
at the Novena and Noc.

1621
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,380
When you got off the bus

1622
01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:26,160
and all the people

1623
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,300
who come for the pilgrimage

1624
01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,840
said,

1625
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,340
Dick's in town.

1626
01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:32,800
And we all looked around

1627
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,620
and there you were

1628
01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:34,520
jumping and

1629
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,000
schlepping around the place.

1630
01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:39,740
And making the biggest

1631
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:41,160
splash in town you were.

1632
01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:41,760
You know,

1633
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:42,740
quality work.

1634
01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,060
I wouldn't know anything

1635
01:02:46,060 --> 01:02:46,680
about that.

1636
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,200
I stopped going to mass

1637
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,860
when I was 12.

1638
01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:52,980
But I tell you

1639
01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:54,240
who needs to go to mass,

1640
01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:55,200
this book.

1641
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,620
So we're set.

1642
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,040
A few bullets there

1643
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,360
might convince him to

1644
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,080
head down to the pulpit

1645
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:04,700
on Sunday.

1646
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:08,660
Oh my god.

1647
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,420
Major mushroom stamp.

1648
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,500
Thank you very much there.

1649
01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:33,000
Someone's talking about you.

1650
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:47,020
Someone's talking about you.

1651
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:48,580
Someone's talking about you.

1652
01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:49,640
I think that's hot ears.

1653
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,400
Someone can smell you.

1654
01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:55,440
Shit.

1655
01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,980
This goldfeller up here,

1656
01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,300
he could do with a fucking

1657
01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,260
slap as well.

1658
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:17,120
right.

1659
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:21,080
Right.

1660
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:25,020
Okay, that's a waste of a...

1661
01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:26,900
There we go.

1662
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:26,900
There we go.

1663
01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:27,500
That's nice.

1664
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:28,520
Maybe another one.

1665
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,500
And now,

1666
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,520
any chance of that fucking

1667
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,340
stupid thing

1668
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:35,240
popping out the back?

1669
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,300
How would you...

1670
01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,600
How would you parry or dodge

1671
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,320
the attacks here?

1672
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:40,500
Is it even possible?

1673
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:55,820
Oh.

1674
01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:55,820
Oh.

1675
01:04:57,820 --> 01:05:00,020
If I pressed B there,

1676
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,560
I couldn't fucking move.

1677
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,880
Like...

1678
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:03,740
Oh, now,

1679
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,040
this is the book in that we

1680
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:05,900
saved the little

1681
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:07,700
Muttman-esque figure

1682
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,440
who is back to save the day.

1683
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,140
And what he does is...

1684
01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:12,140
Oh, he nearly...

1685
01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:14,060
He nearly died there.

1686
01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:14,860
He's just her above.

1687
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:16,300
He bites the heels

1688
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:16,960
of the big buck.

1689
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,260
And then we climb up

1690
01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,080
the back of the big buck

1691
01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,200
and really fucking

1692
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,820
lay siege to the bastard's worm

1693
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:24,880
with a big combat knife.

1694
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,860
Hopefully, he'll run

1695
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:34,620
into a corner

1696
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,620
and then we can...

1697
01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:37,580
We'll get him.

1698
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,300
We'll get him.

1699
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:38,940
We'll get him.

1700
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,420
It's hard to line up

1701
01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,360
a shot on the fucker.

1702
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:50,420
Now we're in.

1703
01:05:50,420 --> 01:06:15,700
His bark is worse

1704
01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:16,240
than his bite.

1705
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,200
It's hard to line up

1706
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:18,800
a shot, man.

1707
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,320
Oh, great.

1708
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:23,880
Well, that's exactly

1709
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,980
what we wanted to happen.

1710
01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:28,800
Oh, no.

1711
01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:29,660
I fucked it up.

1712
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,220
The shot was on.

1713
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:34,100
I thought you had to

1714
01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:35,440
climb up the fucker's head.

1715
01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:43,960
There we go.

1716
01:06:44,260 --> 01:06:44,840
That's one.

1717
01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:46,580
And there we go.

1718
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,260
I think another one of these.

1719
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,660
One more after this.

1720
01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:51,940
And it'll be done for.

1721
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,700
You're doing well.

1722
01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:58,780
Stick to the strategy.

1723
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:00,540
It's a beautiful scenario.

1724
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,700
Not nice.

1725
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:14,700
Not nice.

1726
01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:15,580
Not nice.

1727
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,240
Is the dog going to do anything more,

1728
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:17,540
I wonder?

1729
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,900
Can you do something else, please?

1730
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:25,280
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1731
01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,400
Wasted a lot of bullets here.

1732
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:45,260
I'm really upset with the amount of work the dog isn't doing, actually.

1733
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:48,100
I really thought he was going to do something a lot better than that.

1734
01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:50,340
Bite on his heels or something would have been.

1735
01:07:52,340 --> 01:07:52,920
There we go.

1736
01:07:52,980 --> 01:07:54,320
I think that might be the landing blow.

1737
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,260
That could be it.

1738
01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:59,740
But we have surpassed four hours into the mix.

1739
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,500
And that's no good for no man.

1740
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:03,840
And look at the face on that guy.

1741
01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,700
I'd love to spend a little bit of time with this.

1742
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,940
Just looking at this fella.

1743
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,840
But we have no time.

1744
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,660
We have to keep moving.

1745
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:12,640
I remember in the last game, last time we played the old game,

1746
01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:14,080
we were looking at his feet for a while.

1747
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,940
Looking at his toenails and stuff like that.

1748
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,540
Look at his little shorts, look.

1749
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:19,360
And his arse.

1750
01:08:19,540 --> 01:08:21,500
It's very, very, very funny indeed.

1751
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:23,740
Nothing else to pick up here.

1752
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,400
Probably some treasure that we're missing out on.

1753
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,360
A Google user.

1754
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,820
Thank you very much, Google user.

1755
01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:30,460
We say goodbye to the fella, to the lad, to the book.

1756
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:33,060
See you later.

1757
01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:33,980
Thanks.

1758
01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:34,620
That's it.

1759
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:38,840
Deluminati.

1760
01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:43,740
Thank you very much there, Angela Corcoran and a Google user.

1761
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,740
Am I going the right way here?

1762
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,360
I am.

1763
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:47,680
I am.

1764
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:51,920
Oh, that was the wrong way there.

1765
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,420
Absolutely sensational action back there.

1766
01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:02,200
Took you a few goes.

1767
01:09:03,060 --> 01:09:04,360
It was a hard nut to crack.

1768
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:07,600
But in the end, persistence paid off.

1769
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,400
Turning the screw over and over and over again.

1770
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,020
Not a lot of people can do it.

1771
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,440
But I can see Leon here.

1772
01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:16,600
I said to you at the beginning of the season.

1773
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,060
I didn't actually think he had it in him.

1774
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:24,160
But the way he's persevered has been an inspiration to all man and beast.

1775
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,960
Lag or the lake in Spanish.

1776
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:29,720
In Espanol.

1777
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:30,380
Arum flood.

1778
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:31,280
Thanks very much.

1779
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,360
You're going to get flooded.

1780
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:51,920
I'd love to have to.

1781
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:52,180
Big red.

1782
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:52,880
Thanks very much.

1783
01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:54,640
It's just not happening.

1784
01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,180
We're going to head into the church in a moment.

1785
01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,320
Let's just see what we can do inside here.

1786
01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:02,280
It's the Ashley Graham bit.

1787
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,340
We're really going to have to put the fucking hammer and tongs down.

1788
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,420
Once we get this chapter done.

1789
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:09,720
Because.

1790
01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,680
I don't want to fall that.

1791
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,440
That chapter an hour.

1792
01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,040
Is it too much of a fucking ask?

1793
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,260
As we progress here.

1794
01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:18,280
I think we've actually overestimated our abilities.

1795
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,700
Can't really be too sure.

1796
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,600
But Arum flood says.

1797
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,160
What's Connor Williams' favourite flavour of sand pale?

1798
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,000
Quite partial to blood orange.

1799
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:27,460
Myself.

1800
01:10:27,540 --> 01:10:28,660
Wouldn't love to hear from the man himself.

1801
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,240
Well maybe you will hear from him the next time he's ever on.

1802
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:31,400
But.

1803
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:32,320
I'm not sure.

1804
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,260
I don't drink it myself.

1805
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:34,340
It's too expensive.

1806
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,120
I just go for club.

1807
01:10:37,340 --> 01:10:38,040
Not club even.

1808
01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,040
I go for the smell branded orange.

1809
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:41,540
Rick.

1810
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:43,200
And Big Red.

1811
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:43,900
Thank you very much.

1812
01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,460
Have you watched any of the Resident Evil films?

1813
01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,260
I have not.

1814
01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:46,640
Francis.

1815
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,280
No.

1816
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,380
I think I watched.

1817
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:52,020
One of the recent.

1818
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,280
I tried to watch one of the recent animations.

1819
01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,520
Resident Evil animation.

1820
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,960
I'm not into any of that sort of stuff.

1821
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,440
And I could only stand one episode.

1822
01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,100
And even then it was like.

1823
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:06,420
I was kind of half watching it.

1824
01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:07,400
And just fucking scrolling.

1825
01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:08,940
On the news.

1826
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:09,820
And shite like that.

1827
01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:10,120
Going.

1828
01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:10,560
Ah yeah.

1829
01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,060
It's shite.

1830
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,720
Because I had seen Resident Evil movies before.

1831
01:11:13,820 --> 01:11:14,660
I thought they were rubbish.

1832
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:15,860
I thought maybe.

1833
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,020
If they're doing.

1834
01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:18,520
Animated stuff.

1835
01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:19,880
That's more true to the game.

1836
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,020
But I mean.

1837
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,440
There's a point that you're getting.

1838
01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:23,180
Watching animation.

1839
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:23,640
You're like.

1840
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:24,720
That's fucking.

1841
01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:27,060
Can't really suspend my disbelief anymore.

1842
01:11:27,060 --> 01:11:27,700
It's like.

1843
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:28,640
Anything can happen.

1844
01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:29,240
Sort of a way.

1845
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:30,900
It seems to be said actually.

1846
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,100
I'll pause this fucking thing.

1847
01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:32,820
While I shite on.

1848
01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:34,560
Same is said for these movies.

1849
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:34,900
Right.

1850
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:35,960
Action films.

1851
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:36,640
These fucking.

1852
01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:37,900
Superhero movies.

1853
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:38,260
And all that.

1854
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:39,040
They're all CGI.

1855
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:39,600
And all that.

1856
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:40,820
Rubbish man.

1857
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:41,840
Oh.

1858
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:42,580
Rubbish.

1859
01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:45,040
When I seen Spider-Man.

1860
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:45,800
And it's just like.

1861
01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:46,640
Yeah.

1862
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:46,880
You're.

1863
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:47,600
You're.

1864
01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:49,080
I didn't watch the whole film.

1865
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,320
He's just.

1866
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:51,900
A computer generated image.

1867
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,780
Going through a city.

1868
01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:53,520
I'm like.

1869
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:56,000
I'm watching a video game.

1870
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:56,400
Am I.

1871
01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:57,200
Mr.

1872
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:57,540
Sani.

1873
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,860
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1874
01:11:58,940 --> 01:11:59,780
I hope you're getting on well.

1875
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:00,000
And.

1876
01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:01,060
Caramel.

1877
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:01,640
Toll.

1878
01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:02,440
Thank you very much.

1879
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:03,620
And.

1880
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:03,940
Gardie.

1881
01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:04,840
Took my CBD.

1882
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,080
I hope you're getting on well.

1883
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:07,480
As.

1884
01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:07,820
Well.

1885
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,520
Hopefully I haven't.

1886
01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:10,380
Upset anyone there.

1887
01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:11,240
People are in the chat.

1888
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:11,480
Saying.

1889
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:11,620
Oh.

1890
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:12,060
It's great.

1891
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:13,560
Gary.

1892
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,360
Took my CBD.

1893
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,180
Thank you very much.

1894
01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:16,860
So then we put that in there.

1895
01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:20,100
This.

1896
01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:21,520
Oh yes.

1897
01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:21,840
This.

1898
01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:22,740
Puzzle now.

1899
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,300
Let's have a look.

1900
01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:23,740
And rotate.

1901
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:24,780
Rotate that.

1902
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:25,660
So.

1903
01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:26,120
So.

1904
01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:26,580
So.

1905
01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:27,260
So.

1906
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:27,500
So.

1907
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:27,940
So you get.

1908
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:28,940
What we do here.

1909
01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:29,900
I'll get this done.

1910
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:31,160
I'll get this done very quickly.

1911
01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:31,420
Look.

1912
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,300
I'm the man.

1913
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:33,560
I'm the man to do this now.

1914
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:33,940
Fast.

1915
01:12:34,940 --> 01:12:35,800
And we move to green.

1916
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:54,020
I'm the man now to do this very fast.

1917
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:55,940
There we go.

1918
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:57,200
Then we move to red.

1919
01:12:59,240 --> 01:12:59,840
There we go.

1920
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:02,060
I'm glad that I did that then.

1921
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:03,020
Because as I said it.

1922
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,840
I realized that I was fucking going slow.

1923
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,100
I'm going to get fucking slathered in the chat.

1924
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,820
Getting dunked on in the chat man.

1925
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:17,200
No.

1926
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:20,940
We should be nearing the chapter ending.

1927
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:21,440
Ashley.

1928
01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:22,900
You in there?

1929
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,400
We find out Ashley is here.

1930
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,120
She's dropped her flip roll in.

1931
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,520
The Motorola razor.

1932
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:29,240
Pink jabby.

1933
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:29,560
Yeah.

1934
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:37,440
Yeah.

1935
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:37,980
You can't.

1936
01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:38,920
You can't pick it up.

1937
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,020
I don't know why.

1938
01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:41,400
But you have obtained the file.

1939
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:42,560
I don't know what the file says.

1940
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,040
Then we go.

1941
01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:46,200
See here.

1942
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:48,360
Ashley.

1943
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:50,700
Speed demon.

1944
01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:51,080
The grammar.

1945
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:51,640
Are you in here?

1946
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,040
No.

1947
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,420
Just let me go.

1948
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:55,940
Listen.

1949
01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,440
Easy with that.

1950
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,580
My name is Leon.

1951
01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:05,260
I'm here in the president's quarters.

1952
01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:10,200
That one will.

1953
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:23,240
Robert Downey fluff.

1954
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:24,060
Thank you very much.

1955
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:29,560
So now we have a bad situation with these scumbags.

1956
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,340
A pile of them.

1957
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:34,180
The last lamps are a skin.

1958
01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:39,900
Deliver on to them.

1959
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,340
And here it is.

1960
01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,740
Lord Sadler's Ganado army.

1961
01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:48,740
They're bigger.

1962
01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:49,600
They're badder.

1963
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,200
Some of them have got problems.

1964
01:14:51,580 --> 01:14:55,240
Some of them have got even bad stuff growing out of their heads when you take their heads off.

1965
01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,540
Actually, I wouldn't put it past them to really go to town on you and Ashley in this one.

1966
01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:00,840
You've got to protect Ashley.

1967
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:02,640
You've got to make sure that she's safe.

1968
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,080
And that's the chapter ending as well.

1969
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:06,280
Look.

1970
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,040
At the end of the day, you've put in a good amount of work.

1971
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,020
But there's still so much more to be done.

1972
01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:16,840
I don't really know if you've got it in you to think the next chapter happened within the hour.

1973
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:24,680
But at this moment in time, from where I'm standing, you're looking at the best in the biz.

1974
01:15:27,180 --> 01:15:28,400
Bit of confusion there.

1975
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,300
Are we looking at you or what are you on about?

1976
01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,200
Yeah.

1977
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:33,180
I'm on about it.

1978
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,780
I'm the best in the biz of what I do.

1979
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,340
But I'm also standing at the same time.

1980
01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:40,260
I can see you've got a lot of labor ahead of you.

1981
01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:41,800
Yeah.

1982
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,680
It's going to be a bit of work.

1983
01:15:42,740 --> 01:15:42,860
Yeah.

1984
01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:45,160
But you've also got a lot of labor.

1985
01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:46,540
Think about that.

1986
01:15:46,660 --> 01:15:47,600
Not just work.

1987
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,160
Think about politics.

1988
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:50,580
What does that say?

1989
01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:51,000
Labor.

1990
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000
What does it mean to you?

1991
01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:55,120
I don't know.

1992
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:58,560
I mean, politics doesn't even come into this, really, does it?

1993
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:00,460
That's where you're wrong.

1994
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:03,760
If you look at the Gnardos and what Sadler's done with them.

1995
01:16:03,820 --> 01:16:05,620
Thanks very much, Venom, for the tip there.

1996
01:16:05,740 --> 01:16:07,740
Pardy Bob and fingers of Manuka.

1997
01:16:08,540 --> 01:16:22,420
If you look at what Sadler's done with a team and you kind of use that as a metaphor for the way society is built and systems of ownership and all that palaver, then it all comes back to labor.

1998
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:41,560
I really don't have a fucking clue what you're on about or what that has to do with any of this game.

1999
01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:42,880
It's just a game, Gary, is it?

2000
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,880
It's just a game.

2001
01:16:43,880 --> 01:17:00,140
Frankly, bizarre input that you've had so far tonight.

2002
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,680
I'm not really sure what to make of it.

2003
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:01,920
Tom?

2004
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,880
Yeah, I actually don't know what he's going on about.

2005
01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:12,800
I think he was trying to text me there off the stream last night, sending me fucking links to labor manifestos and all that kind of stuff.

2006
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,900
I'd like to actually keep that between myself and yourself.

2007
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:19,020
That's okay, Tom.

2008
01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:22,900
What I do in my own time and the message I send, they're not for discussion on this program.

2009
01:17:23,380 --> 01:17:24,420
Gary Devil Ball Talk.

2010
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,560
Thanks very much for the tip.

2011
01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:30,260
Yeah, I mean, look, we'll leave it there anyway for now.

2012
01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:32,260
Thanks very much, Owen, for the tip as well.

2013
01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:39,580
My girlfriend, Katie, got hoodwinked and bought a can of San Benedetto orange instead of a crisp San Pellegrino.

2014
01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:40,180
Please help.

2015
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,520
There's no help you can get.

2016
01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:43,700
It can't be much worse than this that I'm drinking.

2017
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,640
33% bigger.

2018
01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:49,400
None other than Energize.

2019
01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:57,100
The energy drink that has glucose, niacin, vitamin B, all that kind of stuff in it.

2020
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,780
I'm back on it again.

2021
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:06,920
Oh.

2022
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:08,720
Glucose aid.

2023
01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,600
Thanks very much, sir.

2024
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,760
Going for the tip.

2025
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:12,420
We'll save that.

2026
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:17,320
And we'll really launch ourselves into the next mission.

2027
01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:20,300
Imelda, Hyde, thank you very much.

2028
01:18:20,980 --> 01:18:22,520
Very, very, very kindly there.

2029
01:18:22,580 --> 01:18:23,560
I hope you're getting on well.

2030
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,060
And we're into the situation now.

2031
01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:27,640
It's a big situation coming up.

2032
01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:29,040
What do we do?

2033
01:18:31,860 --> 01:18:33,000
Your father trusts me.

2034
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:35,300
And I need you to trust me, too.

2035
01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:36,960
And do exactly as I say.

2036
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:39,980
I'm going to get you home safe.

2037
01:18:41,420 --> 01:18:41,780
Okay.

2038
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:43,680
Okay, Leon.

2039
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:50,140
And here they are.

2040
01:18:54,140 --> 01:19:10,420
I don't know what the story is.

2041
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:12,500
Why you can't just keep this fucking phone.

2042
01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:17,840
Sigma Gamma Phi.

2043
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,320
Get the letter.

2044
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:24,640
Me?

2045
01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:26,140
Okay.

2046
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,660
Chapter 5 in just 4 hours.

2047
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:47,360
Lovely bit of pace work.

2048
01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:48,860
Into the attic.

2049
01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:50,680
We come out of the church.

2050
01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:53,120
Via the fucking hole in the wall.

2051
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,080
We go back.

2052
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,380
And then we burp back around.

2053
01:19:55,980 --> 01:19:59,140
And absolutely lay seat to all of the villagers.

2054
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:05,440
Sorry, I skipped the cutscene there.

2055
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,320
But I mean, it's no biggie.

2056
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:08,400
It's actually fucking brilliant.

2057
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,820
We're really flying through it.

2058
01:20:09,980 --> 01:20:10,940
Hunnigan's after you.

2059
01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:37,100
This is where it gets a little bit annoying for me.

2060
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,760
Because she doesn't stay still.

2061
01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:41,100
Even though you tell her to stay still.

2062
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:42,860
She keeps following you.

2063
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:44,400
Spread out.

2064
01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:45,860
If I say spread out there.

2065
01:20:46,340 --> 01:20:47,080
She doesn't do it.

2066
01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,540
And there's a way of doing this as well.

2067
01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:50,860
Where it's all stealth.

2068
01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:55,020
I'll do my best here to stealth it up.

2069
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:55,540
But I mean.

2070
01:20:56,460 --> 01:20:58,720
You end up eventually getting fucking done in.

2071
01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:03,420
Thanks very much there, Atelo.

2072
01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:05,740
Because that stuff was a blast.

2073
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,080
They're coming.

2074
01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:19,740
Get behind me.

2075
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:20,560
Oh, God.

2076
01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,760
What is wrong with these people?

2077
01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:24,440
Come on.

2078
01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:26,280
Back up.

2079
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:27,820
Come on.

2080
01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:35,660
Fuck.

2081
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,560
Why is she here?

2082
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:41,980
She needs to fucking come over here.

2083
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:43,800
This is what I'm on about.

2084
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,760
She's probably confused.

2085
01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:50,900
It's never happened to her before where she's been in a situation like this, you know.

2086
01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:55,740
There's a Victor Meldrew there.

2087
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,520
There you go.

2088
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,620
Give me a warning next time.

2089
01:22:09,740 --> 01:22:17,060
Tell you that what I'm lacking in stealth, I'm making up for in pace in a big, big way.

2090
01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:29,780
Thank you very much.

2091
01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:31,080
Lovely to see you again, Francis.

2092
01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:33,740
Great to have you back, says Atelo.

2093
01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:35,960
Apologies if this has been asked.

2094
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,340
Have you seen Connor Williams out about?

2095
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:39,100
I haven't seen him.

2096
01:22:39,140 --> 01:22:40,160
I never see the guy.

2097
01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:41,800
But he is alive.

2098
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,580
He's just fucking busy doing deals.

2099
01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:48,960
And, you know, he's got a lot of fucking work on in different areas, you know.

2100
01:22:49,060 --> 01:22:51,740
He's actually becoming a coffee connoisseur.

2101
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,100
I know you were talking about coffee there as well earlier, Tom.

2102
01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:58,860
But, uh, Con's coffee is actually fucking going to be taken off.

2103
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,940
He's invented a new bean machine.

2104
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:06,460
And, uh, we might see something of that ilk in the not-too-distant future.

2105
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,260
Look, I don't want to become Johnny Promises again.

2106
01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:13,940
But I can only give out the channel for his usage and lease it out to him.

2107
01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:21,320
I have no interest in the fella myself, but fair play if I can't knock someone's hustle.

2108
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,880
If that's where he's at, he's on a coffee buzz at the moment.

2109
01:23:23,980 --> 01:23:24,740
That's fair enough.

2110
01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:28,620
Lovely bit of flames there.

2111
01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:32,160
Uh, Niall, thank you very much.

2112
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:36,060
And handheld ball game console, thank you very much for that.

2113
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:36,980
Game boy.

2114
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:42,580
Loving the pace of this myself.

2115
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,800
And the main thing is to really just enjoy the proceedings.

2116
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:50,260
And I didn't think I was going to enjoy the proceedings with Resident Evil Remake.

2117
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:54,280
Because I played it in such dark circumstances before.

2118
01:23:54,540 --> 01:23:57,940
And the thought of going on the stream and just going,

2119
01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:58,560
Huh?

2120
01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:59,220
What?

2121
01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:00,180
Where am I?

2122
01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:01,280
What's going on?

2123
01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:01,720
Uh?

2124
01:24:02,060 --> 01:24:03,720
And then missing all the shots.

2125
01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:06,780
And everyone seeing that as well and going in the chat.

2126
01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:08,200
Oh, you're shit, man.

2127
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,560
You're fucking shit, man.

2128
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:14,260
That's the voice I hear when I see a negative comment.

2129
01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,960
Um, that was putting me off.

2130
01:24:17,020 --> 01:24:22,460
But I mean, so far it's like, it's fucking, it's like, it's like turning on a tap.

2131
01:24:23,220 --> 01:24:25,440
It's just, water's coming out.

2132
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,500
Death, death, death.

2133
01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:28,260
Going fast enough.

2134
01:24:28,260 --> 01:24:34,860
You know, to the untrained eye, or to someone who hasn't really any experience with the game.

2135
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,480
Could be like, oh, he's pretty good at this.

2136
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:39,980
At this moment in time, thank you very much.

2137
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,180
Papacaradol, thank you very much.

2138
01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:43,740
Uh, what are we going to sell here?

2139
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:53,120
So I, I, when am I going to get the ten bloody fucking jewels that I need in order to get the gold?

2140
01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:55,940
I can't remember how I acquired those jewels.

2141
01:24:55,940 --> 01:24:58,520
Is it through doing the spinal, the blue?

2142
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,560
It's through doing the blue jewel challenges, is it?

2143
01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:07,040
Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, Strangok.

2144
01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:08,400
Hey, can we take a break?

2145
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:09,060
Nope.

2146
01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:10,580
Sorry, we need to keep moving.

2147
01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:14,520
Yes, it's, it's, it's through doing those blue jewel puzzles.

2148
01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:15,900
I'm not arsed, fuck it.

2149
01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:16,960
We don't need no red dot.

2150
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,160
See what I'm doing?

2151
01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:20,300
If anything, the red dot needs me.

2152
01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,620
And I know that sounds braggadocious.

2153
01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,540
And it is.

2154
01:25:24,540 --> 01:25:31,640
Oh yeah, this is beautiful now.

2155
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:37,580
This is absolutely exquisite for, for what we are and what we can achieve.

2156
01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,580
Because it's a pig-headed man just lurking around.

2157
01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:41,540
There he is, look.

2158
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:48,000
Oh, none of the shots are landing because it's hitting brick.

2159
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:51,220
But it's not as beautiful as I was anticipating.

2160
01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:58,600
That was quite nice.

2161
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,540
So we actually don't really need to fucking, uh, wait.

2162
01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:07,700
We could have just turned right.

2163
01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:08,180
Come on.

2164
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:10,340
And gone down the, the hatch.

2165
01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:13,720
We didn't really need to involve any of those bad bastards.

2166
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:17,040
At this moment in time, thank you very much for the tip there.

2167
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:20,900
Where, where's Ashley?

2168
01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:21,580
Ashley, come on.

2169
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:22,100
Oh, fuck.

2170
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:25,940
I hope, I was thinking the pig-headed bastard had got a hold of it.

2171
01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:26,760
He can't get down here.

2172
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:27,700
He can get down.

2173
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,040
He can get down.

2174
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:29,220
Look.

2175
01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:36,900
And that's...

2176
01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:44,440
He's gonna die here.

2177
01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:46,200
He's gonna, he's just gonna let them kill me.

2178
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:46,260
He's gonna die here.

2179
01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:46,260
He's gonna, he's just gonna let them kill me.

2180
01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:51,400
Just let them kill me.

2181
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,840
I'll just approach it with a better strategy.

2182
01:26:53,840 --> 01:27:23,820
I'll just approach it with a better strategy.

2183
01:27:23,820 --> 01:27:28,620
Other than turning right when you come outside that place and going down into the well.

2184
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,480
Trying to avoid the pig-headed man.

2185
01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:32,900
It's a strategy that you should have gone with.

2186
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,380
I don't think you know what you're doing.

2187
01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:35,700
I really don't.

2188
01:27:37,140 --> 01:27:38,900
Thanks very much there, Gary.

2189
01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:42,440
And what we'll do is we'll just do what I was meant to do anyway.

2190
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:44,780
Which is just fucking turn right outside that church.

2191
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,560
Gabix, thanks very much for the fucking tip there.

2192
01:27:47,660 --> 01:27:51,980
I've seen better shots down the away end of the Leon match.

2193
01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,880
Yeah, thanks very much there, Gabix.

2194
01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:07,200
Is the volume too high for the game?

2195
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,080
Is it a bit too loud?

2196
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,800
I've had no complaints, so I don't suppose it is.

2197
01:28:12,900 --> 01:28:14,360
It's fine for me anyways.

2198
01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:21,320
Volume is grand, volume is good.

2199
01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:21,760
That's great.

2200
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:25,840
Should have gone instantly down to this book.

2201
01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:31,540
No Eric Idol for that guy.

2202
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:37,300
I think we can ease off the Eric Idol until we've got back to a good pace.

2203
01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:41,280
Because at the moment I'm having laughs.

2204
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:46,260
Yeah, but the final laugh is going to be on me when I don't fucking meet the standards.

2205
01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:48,580
Silage, thanks very much.

2206
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,440
Got a bit of a fucking fright there with that.

2207
01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:55,800
I don't know if you're hearing the zombie noises off those tips when they come through, are you?

2208
01:28:56,300 --> 01:29:00,480
Thanks for the tip there, Silage.

2209
01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,220
Now we can run around the edge.

2210
01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:18,260
Could probably stealth your way around here without having to approach the bastard.

2211
01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:21,640
Where am I going?

2212
01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:22,520
Alright, I'm going through there.

2213
01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:25,160
Yeah, we're going to get spotted.

2214
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:27,840
Thanks very much, Obi10SpotKenobi.

2215
01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:28,980
Thanks very much for the tip.

2216
01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,740
Lovely name as well, Obi.

2217
01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,140
Lovely bit of business.

2218
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:45,980
And she set herself on fire.

2219
01:29:49,380 --> 01:29:51,560
Hopefully the girline is alright.

2220
01:29:52,260 --> 01:29:55,180
Look at all the blood on the suit there and it fades away.

2221
01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,100
I never noticed that before.

2222
01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:57,780
See, that's the other thing.

2223
01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:59,200
You play it in complete darkness.

2224
01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:00,940
The monitor turned down.

2225
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,420
Don't really notice some of the details.

2226
01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:11,340
Is there a way of stealth in this whole scenario without getting involved with the fucking pig-headed man there?

2227
01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:13,360
Anybody who knows anything.

2228
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:18,400
Let's go again, star fucking Killfest Manifesto.

2229
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:19,760
Killer festo.

2230
01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:26,240
Doing well with the stealth actually.

2231
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:36,740
Go Hanon mode on it.

2232
01:30:37,940 --> 01:30:38,560
Fuck.

2233
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:50,960
Doing well though with the stealth.

2234
01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:52,900
I know I've said it five times but I am.

2235
01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:00,860
There's no real need to go in here.

2236
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,620
I mean there's a treasure but fuck it.

2237
01:31:03,820 --> 01:31:05,200
Can you stealth pig head?

2238
01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:07,020
Now that's a question.

2239
01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:08,540
What color is your Bugatti?

2240
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:09,800
Does anybody know in the chat?

2241
01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:10,840
Can you stealth pig head?

2242
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,460
You want to watch out here as well?

2243
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,160
You can.

2244
01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:23,420
How the fuck would you do that?

2245
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,420
Let's just save it here.

2246
01:31:26,060 --> 01:31:27,780
I don't want to be doing the save scum bollocks.

2247
01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:28,620
I just want to keep going.

2248
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:34,500
You can't can you?

2249
01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,280
You can't just save it anywhere can you?

2250
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,980
There's a game.

2251
01:31:37,980 --> 01:31:39,980
There you go.

2252
01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:54,740
There's Pigman over there.

2253
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,860
Look, Pigman Prophecies.

2254
01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:57,260
We gotta wait for him.

2255
01:32:02,060 --> 01:32:03,360
To go around there.

2256
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:04,040
Uh-oh.

2257
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,040
Pigman.

2258
01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,120
Pigman cometh.

2259
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,240
Oh, Pigman cometh.

2260
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:22,800
Oh, you fucking beauty, man.

2261
01:32:24,020 --> 01:32:25,040
I didn't think I would...

2262
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:28,180
This is fantastic.

2263
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:32,060
Absolutely unbelievable stealth.

2264
01:32:32,060 --> 01:32:38,420
I think at this moment in time, Leon, the work that you're putting in, we've never actually seen it before.

2265
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:39,900
I don't think we've ever witnessed it.

2266
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:43,280
A stealth kill on a pig head.

2267
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:48,900
I mean, I saw some crazy stuff when it was at Valencia, but I never saw that.

2268
01:32:49,060 --> 01:32:50,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2269
01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:50,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2270
01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:51,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2271
01:32:51,060 --> 01:32:52,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2272
01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:53,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2273
01:32:53,060 --> 01:32:54,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2274
01:32:54,060 --> 01:32:55,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2275
01:32:55,060 --> 01:32:56,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2276
01:32:56,060 --> 01:32:57,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2277
01:32:57,060 --> 01:32:58,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2278
01:32:58,060 --> 01:32:59,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2279
01:32:59,060 --> 01:33:00,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2280
01:33:00,060 --> 01:33:01,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2281
01:33:01,060 --> 01:33:02,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2282
01:33:02,060 --> 01:33:03,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2283
01:33:03,060 --> 01:33:04,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2284
01:33:04,060 --> 01:33:05,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2285
01:33:05,060 --> 01:33:06,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2286
01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:07,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2287
01:33:07,060 --> 01:33:08,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2288
01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:09,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2289
01:33:09,060 --> 01:33:10,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2290
01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:11,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2291
01:33:11,060 --> 01:33:12,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2292
01:33:12,060 --> 01:33:13,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2293
01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:14,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2294
01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:15,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2295
01:33:15,060 --> 01:33:16,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2296
01:33:16,060 --> 01:33:17,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2297
01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2298
01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:19,060
I don't think we've ever seen it before.

2299
01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:20,060
Great.

2300
01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:22,060
The dream had to end soon.

2301
01:33:22,060 --> 01:33:24,060
Oh god.

2302
01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:47,060
Mudman prophecies, thank you very much.

2303
01:33:47,060 --> 01:33:58,060
Great shots.

2304
01:33:58,060 --> 01:34:00,060
I'd love to have the keyboard and mouse set up.

2305
01:34:00,060 --> 01:34:03,060
But I mean, you can't plug the fucking thing into the Xbox.

2306
01:34:03,060 --> 01:34:04,060
Doesn't work.

2307
01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:06,060
Oh, bollocks.

2308
01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:12,060
Get the fuck down.

2309
01:34:12,060 --> 01:34:22,060
Get down.

2310
01:34:22,060 --> 01:34:23,060
Terminator 2.

2311
01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:27,060
Beautiful scene in the Galleria.

2312
01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:29,060
Get down.

2313
01:34:29,060 --> 01:34:55,020
Did we ever find out who won the trip to Carl Ohton? No! I don't think it was ever fucking... it ever transpired. Microsoft's pretty new to computers. Sorry, I'm just randomly reading a lot of chat messages. Terminator commode squids into the chopper. Put the cookie down. Now. So it's on that way. That's where we're going.

2314
01:34:55,020 --> 01:35:11,020
I'd say keep your mind focused on the fact of the matter at hand. And that is getting the hell out of here. In tact. Not really worrying too much about the jewels. Crown jewels.

2315
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:36,820
Is there any point of saving all the time? I mean, it's going to auto-save at each little juncture anyway, isn't it?

2316
01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:41,680
You twisty son of a bitch.

2317
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:50,720
Fuck. That was a bad situation. Missing loads of shots.

2318
01:36:03,820 --> 01:36:07,680
Olive oil dreams. Olive oil creams.

2319
01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:16,680
One of these cows or pigs goes fucking ballistic if it gets hit. So it might...

2320
01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:21,680
be best if we keep these guys away. Shteph. Thank you very much for the tip, Shteph.

2321
01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:31,520
Thanks for bringing the gang back together. Thank you very much for coming back to the fucking... viewing galleria.

2322
01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:38,840
Oh no, that cow's gonna go fucking ballistic.

2323
01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:54,240
That was lovely. That was lovely, Tom. Really nice stuff.

2324
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:57,340
Nipper question. Thanks very much for that. Look at this.

2325
01:36:58,700 --> 01:36:59,640
Headshot deluxe.

2326
01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:04,900
Pow! See you later. See you in hell, candy boys.

2327
01:37:10,180 --> 01:37:13,940
Thanks, Tom. Might just... Do we have time to craft a few bullets?

2328
01:37:15,140 --> 01:37:17,020
Just a... hold on there for a moment.

2329
01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:18,780
Saying that to him.

2330
01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:21,200
Just need to craft a few of these.

2331
01:37:22,260 --> 01:37:25,080
But then I will have to reload the piece.

2332
01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:28,360
So I don't think it's, uh... wise.

2333
01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:30,860
But we'll shotgun him.

2334
01:37:31,860 --> 01:37:34,600
There we go.

2335
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,680
And then maybe just...

2336
01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:37,300
Knifey, knifey.

2337
01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:41,080
That's it.

2338
01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,440
Uh-oh. I think there's a pig head.

2339
01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:45,720
I think there's a fucking pig head.

2340
01:37:45,820 --> 01:37:46,820
There's a fucking pig head!

2341
01:37:47,540 --> 01:37:48,440
There's a pig head!

2342
01:37:50,220 --> 01:37:50,600
Boom.

2343
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:56,120
Go back to the pigsty, you fucking shitty little cunt.

2344
01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:56,800
Ashley!

2345
01:37:56,800 --> 01:38:03,500
There. I gave him one extra.

2346
01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:07,540
Just to really hammer home the point that I don't want him near us.

2347
01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:10,840
Got a bit scared there.

2348
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,860
And I hope... the Ashley... she's okay.

2349
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:13,880
The Ashley is okay.

2350
01:38:18,740 --> 01:38:19,140
Yeah.

2351
01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:22,000
You let the emotions get the better of you there.

2352
01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:23,320
You called him a nasty name.

2353
01:38:25,060 --> 01:38:26,480
He fucking needed it.

2354
01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,400
I think I can remember...

2355
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:32,360
taking his fucking head off with the sniper...

2356
01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:34,400
silently and stealthily before.

2357
01:38:34,620 --> 01:38:36,040
There's no stealth about that here.

2358
01:38:37,540 --> 01:38:39,220
Let's get that green herb into us.

2359
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,160
Let's combine that with that.

2360
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,240
Zizek!

2361
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:49,340
How are you, Slavoy?

2362
01:38:51,940 --> 01:38:53,300
Thank you very much for the tip.

2363
01:38:54,460 --> 01:38:55,680
You're so mad for one man.

2364
01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,800
Shout out from the Fiends and Bjors.

2365
01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:00,620
Locked in... locked in from Slovenia.

2366
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,300
And Sweat...

2367
01:39:05,300 --> 01:39:06,680
Sack...

2368
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,440
and the Funyun Onion.

2369
01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:09,400
Thank you very much.

2370
01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:11,680
Can you wish...

2371
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:16,340
281 and TU645 best of luck in their food quality...

2372
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:18,460
exam next week.

2373
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:18,820
Cheers.

2374
01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:20,600
That's from Nipper Question.

2375
01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:25,860
All the best in that exam, lads.

2376
01:39:25,900 --> 01:39:27,780
I hope you fucking really ace it.

2377
01:39:28,420 --> 01:39:29,380
Ace Ventura.

2378
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:31,120
Exam detective.

2379
01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:33,820
And thank you very much there.

2380
01:39:33,980 --> 01:39:34,900
Say Tony.

2381
01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:36,140
Slowly.

2382
01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:40,020
Tony.

2383
01:39:40,020 --> 01:39:40,140
Tony.

2384
01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:42,880
Don't know why that's...

2385
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:43,820
Why you're asking me that.

2386
01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:45,860
Is there anything bad about that?

2387
01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:46,160
Is there?

2388
01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:47,700
Saying Tony really slowly.

2389
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:53,740
I mean, I could say it really slowly, but...

2390
01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:55,360
It just sounds like I'm...

2391
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:56,740
That I'm not well or something.

2392
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,460
Thanks very much for the tip, though.

2393
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:02,720
Right.

2394
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:04,020
What the fuck am I doing here?

2395
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:04,340
I'm just...

2396
01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:10,380
Thank you very much there, McPhail.

2397
01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:11,880
Bit of Resident Evil trivia.

2398
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,160
The Riflescope is the same one used by Lee Harvey Oswald.

2399
01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:17,180
Amazing that they incorporated that into the game.

2400
01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:19,940
I know where we are, and we're very close to the cabin.

2401
01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:20,740
Cabin fever.

2402
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,180
If you've just tuned in...

2403
01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:24,140
Then you're in luck.

2404
01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:26,760
We're about to really go fucking mental.

2405
01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:30,520
With the violence, so...

2406
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:32,500
Great news for people who like violence.

2407
01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,780
There's a lot of it coming up.

2408
01:40:36,100 --> 01:40:37,060
Someone there saying,

2409
01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:38,560
Ha ha ha, he doesn't know.

2410
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,300
And then someone says it's an anti-Semitic slur.

2411
01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:42,200
So let me have a look.

2412
01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:46,680
I'm trying to say it in my head.

2413
01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:50,560
I'm trying to think of what would be bad about saying Tony really slowly.

2414
01:40:50,560 --> 01:41:01,880
It's nothing.

2415
01:41:04,180 --> 01:41:05,460
I can't...

2416
01:41:05,460 --> 01:41:07,420
I can't think of it.

2417
01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:08,180
I'm not going to say it, though.

2418
01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:09,180
Thanks very much for the tip.

2419
01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:11,400
Let's have a look now.

2420
01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:14,080
We can really tune up some of the weapons here for the craft.

2421
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:18,340
Yeah, we came into a few bits and bobs, alright?

2422
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,120
Do you want to see them?

2423
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:23,100
First things first off, before I do give them to you, I'm going to actually combine a few of them.

2424
01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:25,980
I'm going to combine a few of them for you.

2425
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:27,520
Because you're a good man yourself.

2426
01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:31,520
You're a good bloke yourself.

2427
01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:44,460
I'm going to put another gemstone in there, even though we've got a different colour.

2428
01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:45,640
Just get rid of the fucking thing.

2429
01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:47,520
Get rid of it.

2430
01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:49,800
I'm going to put it.

2431
01:41:51,060 --> 01:41:53,880
That one was the one that scared me before the...

2432
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:57,540
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2433
01:41:57,660 --> 01:41:59,500
Say Tony slowly and Smokey Coo.

2434
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:00,260
Thank you very much.

2435
01:42:00,260 --> 01:42:03,260
There's some zombie noises like...

2436
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:11,260
Like that one's easy to take, because it's a slow creeper.

2437
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:13,480
Say Tony, thank you very much.

2438
01:42:13,960 --> 01:42:16,260
But the one that comes out of Nora that's just...

2439
01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:18,720
It's a bit much.

2440
01:42:19,580 --> 01:42:21,840
So hang on, we've got a yellow and a blue jewel.

2441
01:42:22,700 --> 01:42:23,960
And that's enough for us, isn't it?

2442
01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:24,880
That's us.

2443
01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:27,120
We can sell those, make a bit of money.

2444
01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:32,460
Insignia Key.

2445
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:34,240
No hexagonal piece?

2446
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,880
I'm sure we'll need that later on.

2447
01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:39,120
Hang on.

2448
01:42:39,420 --> 01:42:42,740
The hexagonal piece goes into that fucking church back in the lake.

2449
01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:44,460
But I mean, is that non...

2450
01:42:44,460 --> 01:42:46,080
It's inconsequential now, is it?

2451
01:42:46,460 --> 01:42:48,240
We've gone past the point of no return here.

2452
01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:52,100
Well, well. I can certainly do something with this.

2453
01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,500
Thank you.

2454
01:42:59,980 --> 01:43:01,220
Anyone? Anyone?

2455
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:05,420
Don't need either key now. Yeah.

2456
01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:09,880
Could have had something. Fuck it, anyway. I mean, I have a few nice things.

2457
01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,800
Lara Craft, thank you very much.

2458
01:43:14,520 --> 01:43:15,420
You'll sound like him.

2459
01:43:15,420 --> 01:43:22,860
Say Tony slowly says, it was just a joke. No bad intention. Thanks very much there, Tony.

2460
01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:29,160
Tune up. Let's tune up these and then really fucking stick.

2461
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:32,720
A bit of reload speed and rate of fire to the shoddy.

2462
01:43:39,660 --> 01:43:40,660
7,000.

2463
01:43:40,660 --> 01:43:40,740
7,000.

2464
01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:41,740
So...

2465
01:43:41,740 --> 01:43:46,980
That's it. That's it. Let's just go for it. Let's go for it.

2466
01:43:49,500 --> 01:43:51,820
Could do with a few more ammunitions on us.

2467
01:43:53,480 --> 01:43:54,920
Other than that, fuck it.

2468
01:43:55,660 --> 01:43:56,420
I ain't got time.

2469
01:43:58,540 --> 01:44:00,420
Could do with a few shotgun shells, you know?

2470
01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:14,160
We'll rifle it up.

2471
01:44:16,380 --> 01:44:17,560
When we get inside here.

2472
01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:21,600
Could have done with doing up the knife a bit as well.

2473
01:44:23,380 --> 01:44:24,860
Anguished panda, thank you very much.

2474
01:44:25,180 --> 01:44:26,920
For some reason, the...

2475
01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:30,800
It's like a camp zombie.

2476
01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:34,180
Keeps coming into play.

2477
01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:36,000
I don't know why that's triggering.

2478
01:44:36,900 --> 01:44:37,900
I mean, it's not triggering.

2479
01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:42,360
Like, as in, it's not triggering me to have a kind of a fucking bad reaction or anything.

2480
01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:46,820
But, I mean, I don't know why that particular noise is happening a lot more often now.

2481
01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:48,940
Tune up the knife.

2482
01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:51,700
Or repair the knife.

2483
01:44:51,700 --> 01:44:53,660
Don't get yourself killed now.

2484
01:44:55,060 --> 01:44:58,700
You can sell them now as the iron key items anymore, like the insignia key.

2485
01:44:59,120 --> 01:44:59,440
Okay.

2486
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:00,840
I'll sell it back.

2487
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:03,060
I'll sell it in the next situation.

2488
01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:09,740
Erry Cantona.

2489
01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:10,580
Thank you very much.

2490
01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:12,880
And now, here we are.

2491
01:45:13,220 --> 01:45:17,640
It's going to be a lovely bit of fucking death dished out at Pace.

2492
01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:20,020
And then a fight with Saddler as well.

2493
01:45:20,020 --> 01:45:27,680
Oh, minch.

2494
01:45:28,260 --> 01:45:29,180
You.

2495
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:30,600
Hey.

2496
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:31,640
Missed.

2497
01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:32,560
About earlier.

2498
01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:33,400
Yeah, about that.

2499
01:45:35,940 --> 01:45:38,400
Hey, I see you found your missing senorita.

2500
01:45:39,440 --> 01:45:41,200
Senorita has a name and it's Ashley.

2501
01:45:41,940 --> 01:45:42,440
You are?

2502
01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:43,920
Name's Louise.

2503
01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:46,440
Can you set it to camp difficulty?

2504
01:45:46,660 --> 01:45:47,560
We all have names.

2505
01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:48,820
Now then.

2506
01:45:49,380 --> 01:45:51,060
Who are you?

2507
01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:52,600
What are you doing here?

2508
01:45:53,780 --> 01:45:55,440
Very good questions, unfortunately.

2509
01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:56,120
Who are you?

2510
01:45:57,300 --> 01:45:58,260
What are you doing?

2511
01:45:58,420 --> 01:45:58,540
Hide.

2512
01:45:58,760 --> 01:45:58,980
Now.

2513
01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:01,860
Slava Ukraine.

2514
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:02,780
Thanks very much.

2515
01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:04,980
How are you with the old Russians these days?

2516
01:46:05,540 --> 01:46:07,080
Ah, they've not fucking been on the...

2517
01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:08,140
They've not been ringing up.

2518
01:46:09,300 --> 01:46:09,740
Really?

2519
01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:10,540
Since, uh...

2520
01:46:11,540 --> 01:46:12,540
Since around...

2521
01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:13,780
When was this?

2522
01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:16,020
Oh yeah, just before the war.

2523
01:46:18,020 --> 01:46:19,460
Phone went dead.

2524
01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:23,180
Tried ringing him, now it just goes to voicemail.

2525
01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:31,180
It just goes...

2526
01:46:31,180 --> 01:46:33,880
The person you are calling has invaded Ukraine.

2527
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,880
Please leave a message.

2528
01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:36,840
*stares at the bottom*

2529
01:46:56,980 --> 01:46:59,580
Ooooooooh, thanks very much there Evan

2530
01:46:59,580 --> 01:47:00,080
*sad*

2531
01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:16,080
Eh, I'm missing all the shots, it's not great, it's not really a great strategy, but fuck it

2532
01:47:27,580 --> 01:47:28,580
Come on you fucker

2533
01:47:28,580 --> 01:47:29,080
*sad*

2534
01:47:32,580 --> 01:47:34,580
Meldrew's in town baby

2535
01:47:49,580 --> 01:47:50,580
Meldrew's in town

2536
01:47:54,580 --> 01:47:55,580
There we go

2537
01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:57,080
*sad*

2538
01:48:00,580 --> 01:48:04,580
There's a little fucking barrel there, that was a barrel of laughs

2539
01:48:04,580 --> 01:48:04,580
*sad*

2540
01:48:04,580 --> 01:48:05,580
*sad*

2541
01:48:05,580 --> 01:48:06,580
*sad*

2542
01:48:06,580 --> 01:48:07,580
*sad*

2543
01:48:07,580 --> 01:48:25,860
Oh! Crucible! Oh no, I'm fucked. So, uh, let's see, there's a fucking... Combine that with that, maybe, and then do that.

2544
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:58,220
Doing too well with the old bullets. We've got, uh... Oh, I tell you, we haven't used the, uh, we'll save that for the fucking broken butterfly, for the pig-headed man who comes in. He shows his ugly face, soon enough. Stephen, the angel of the trains, thank you very much, and Aircom Dre, thank you very much, and Evan, can we get a shout-out for Stephen, the angel of the trains, Stephen? You are the angel of the trains.

2545
01:48:58,500 --> 01:49:04,680
Oh, fuck.

2546
01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:14,400
Get out the fucking way, though.

2547
01:49:22,620 --> 01:49:24,480
How did he get up there really fast?

2548
01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:49,800
Fuckin' hell.

2549
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:57,560
Ah, they're coming with the ladders now, the tradesmen have been called.

2550
01:49:58,340 --> 01:49:59,720
Olive oil fucking Sam.

2551
01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:03,380
Oh!

2552
01:50:03,380 --> 01:50:05,380
*Skills*

2553
01:50:19,860 --> 01:50:21,860
Fucking hell!

2554
01:50:22,980 --> 01:50:24,980
Oh, we're fucked now.

2555
01:50:24,980 --> 01:50:26,980
*Skills*

2556
01:50:35,380 --> 01:50:46,980
It's a little bit of a situation we've got going on here. Don't worry about it though. What we'll do now is take all of these guys out. Hopefully we don't kill Louise as well as that's...

2557
01:50:50,180 --> 01:50:52,980
Yes, well no, but you know the crack.

2558
01:50:52,980 --> 01:50:54,980
*Skills*

2559
01:50:54,980 --> 01:50:56,980
Here he is! Pigman Prophecies!

2560
01:51:00,980 --> 01:51:02,980
Yeah, we've got a pig one on our hands more like.

2561
01:51:02,980 --> 01:51:04,980
*Skills*

2562
01:51:04,980 --> 01:51:06,980
Oh, not him.

2563
01:51:06,980 --> 01:51:08,980
*Skills*

2564
01:51:10,980 --> 01:51:12,980
Fucking hell, I don't- I'm wasting the uh...

2565
01:51:12,980 --> 01:51:14,980
*Skills*

2566
01:51:14,980 --> 01:51:16,980
The shotgun shells on these cunts.

2567
01:51:16,980 --> 01:51:18,980
*Skills*

2568
01:51:18,980 --> 01:51:20,980
*Skills*

2569
01:51:20,980 --> 01:51:22,980
Oh no, not- not like this. After the-

2570
01:51:22,980 --> 01:51:25,980
It's gonna be a first time attempt, the cabin.

2571
01:51:25,980 --> 01:51:26,980
*Skills*

2572
01:51:26,980 --> 01:51:27,980
*Skills*

2573
01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:28,980
Squandered.

2574
01:51:28,980 --> 01:51:30,980
Because I didn't reload the broken butterfly.

2575
01:51:30,980 --> 01:51:32,980
This oughta do it though.

2576
01:51:32,980 --> 01:51:33,980
*Skills*

2577
01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:34,980
This oughta do it.

2578
01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:38,980
Couple of rounds of this and then a few monkey puzzles into the fucking gullet.

2579
01:51:38,980 --> 01:51:40,980
He'll be gone.

2580
01:51:40,980 --> 01:51:41,980
*Skills*

2581
01:51:41,980 --> 01:51:42,980
Huh?

2582
01:51:42,980 --> 01:51:43,980
*Skills*

2583
01:51:43,980 --> 01:51:44,980
*Skills*

2584
01:51:44,980 --> 01:51:45,980
*Skills*

2585
01:51:45,980 --> 01:51:46,980
Come on!

2586
01:51:46,980 --> 01:51:47,980
*Skills*

2587
01:51:47,980 --> 01:51:48,980
*Skills*

2588
01:51:48,980 --> 01:51:49,980
*Skills*

2589
01:51:49,980 --> 01:51:50,980
*Skills*

2590
01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:51,980
*Skills*

2591
01:51:51,980 --> 01:51:52,980
*Skills*

2592
01:51:52,980 --> 01:51:53,980
*Skills*

2593
01:51:53,980 --> 01:51:54,980
*Skills*

2594
01:51:54,980 --> 01:51:55,980
No, that's not the end of it, is it?

2595
01:51:55,980 --> 01:51:56,980
*Skills*

2596
01:51:56,980 --> 01:51:57,980
*Skills*

2597
01:51:57,980 --> 01:51:58,980
*Skills*

2598
01:51:58,980 --> 01:51:59,980
*Skills*

2599
01:51:59,980 --> 01:52:00,980
*Skills*

2600
01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:01,980
*Skills*

2601
01:52:01,980 --> 01:52:02,980
*Skills*

2602
01:52:02,980 --> 01:52:04,980
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna have to uh...

2603
01:52:04,980 --> 01:52:05,980
*Skills*

2604
01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:06,980
*Skills*

2605
01:52:06,980 --> 01:52:07,980
*Skills*

2606
01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:08,980
*Skills*

2607
01:52:08,980 --> 01:52:09,980
I'm gonna take the scope off of this.

2608
01:52:09,980 --> 01:52:10,980
*Skills*

2609
01:52:10,980 --> 01:52:11,980
And headshot him.

2610
01:52:11,980 --> 01:52:14,980
*Skills*

2611
01:52:14,980 --> 01:52:15,980
Gonna detach the scope from that.

2612
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:16,980
*Skills*

2613
01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:19,980
*Skills*

2614
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:20,980
Equip it.

2615
01:52:20,980 --> 01:52:21,980
*Skills*

2616
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:22,980
*Skills*

2617
01:52:22,980 --> 01:52:23,980
Fucking headshot the cunt.

2618
01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:25,980
Or I could craft and reload.

2619
01:52:25,980 --> 01:52:28,980
Will I craft and reload the shotgun?

2620
01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:29,980
*Skills*

2621
01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:31,980
Or will I just go scopeless

2622
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:34,980
with the uh... with the rifle?

2623
01:52:34,980 --> 01:52:35,980
*Skills*

2624
01:52:35,980 --> 01:52:37,980
Very, very close to dying here.

2625
01:52:37,980 --> 01:52:39,980
Don't know if I've got the...

2626
01:52:39,980 --> 01:52:41,980
the time to do the reloading of the uh...

2627
01:52:41,980 --> 01:52:42,980
thing.

2628
01:52:42,980 --> 01:52:43,980
The striker.

2629
01:52:43,980 --> 01:52:44,980
But...

2630
01:52:44,980 --> 01:52:45,980
*Skills*

2631
01:52:45,980 --> 01:52:47,980
Flashbang and stab says Aran.

2632
01:52:47,980 --> 01:52:48,980
Is that a... is that a thing?

2633
01:52:48,980 --> 01:52:49,980
Is it?

2634
01:52:49,980 --> 01:52:50,980
Is that a thing?

2635
01:52:50,980 --> 01:52:51,980
No scope.

2636
01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:52,980
*Skills*

2637
01:52:52,980 --> 01:52:53,980
*Skills*

2638
01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:54,980
*Skills*

2639
01:52:54,980 --> 01:52:58,980
I'm gonna flashbang and rifle him.

2640
01:52:58,980 --> 01:52:59,980
*Skills*

2641
01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:00,980
With no scope attached.

2642
01:53:00,980 --> 01:53:19,580
attached. Let's see how we get on. He's still alive the punch! That was a lot of

2643
01:53:19,580 --> 01:53:28,020
wastage going on there. Oh no. Imagine one of these fucking lowlifes kills me. I thought

2644
01:53:28,020 --> 01:53:57,900
after all that I was gonna get killed by one of the lowlifes. There he is, look! We missed it. I was too slow. Did you see him though? I was too slow for it.

2645
01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:26,060
Next time. Thank you very much for the tip there. Go to sleep Jack. Thank you very much. It comes in very tinny. I know, I know. There is something I can do but I just haven't done it. Ashley's fucking got the bug.

2646
01:54:27,780 --> 01:54:29,720
I'll take this.

2647
01:54:29,720 --> 01:54:31,820
You want to start explaining?

2648
01:54:31,820 --> 01:54:37,260
The cough, the blood, is caused by something called a plaga.

2649
01:54:39,820 --> 01:54:44,760
Okay. You saw those people, right?

2650
01:54:44,760 --> 01:54:47,760
But you have the same thing inside you.

2651
01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:51,280
The same thing that made them like that.

2652
01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:54,800
This, what you're experiencing, these symptoms,

2653
01:54:54,800 --> 01:54:56,800
they're only the beginning.

2654
01:54:56,800 --> 01:54:58,800
I don't want to become like them.

2655
01:54:58,800 --> 01:55:01,800
You are, well, lucky.

2656
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:05,800
You see, at this early stage, the parasite, the plaga,

2657
01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:10,780
it is possible to remove it with the surgical procedure.

2658
01:55:10,780 --> 01:55:12,780
And all you need is some know-how.

2659
01:55:12,780 --> 01:55:15,780
Yeah, the right equipment.

2660
01:55:15,780 --> 01:55:17,780
What, you too?

2661
01:55:17,780 --> 01:55:19,780
A lot of swearing in this one, isn't there?

2662
01:55:19,780 --> 01:55:21,800
No worries. See, I have a body.

2663
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:23,800
A lot of fucking, a lot of slurs in it.

2664
01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,820
But you're going to have to trust me.

2665
01:55:25,820 --> 01:55:30,820
Great.

2666
01:55:30,820 --> 01:55:31,820
Great.

2667
01:55:31,820 --> 01:55:32,820
Hey, why are you-

2668
01:55:32,820 --> 01:55:35,820
No time for any questions. The clock is ticking.

2669
01:55:35,820 --> 01:55:37,820
Why are you helping us?

2670
01:55:37,820 --> 01:55:40,820
Because it makes me feel better. Let's leave it at that.

2671
01:55:40,820 --> 01:55:44,800
He looks like the fella from the Bored Bia adverts.

2672
01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:56,800
Have a look here now. That's a chapter. That was a real fast one considering we were fucking tailgaging on the last one.

2673
01:55:56,800 --> 01:56:01,800
Return to game. Keep going. Save. Yes.

2674
01:56:01,800 --> 01:56:13,800
Chapter six. Chapter six. Let's see how many- Chapter six, four and a half hours.

2675
01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:18,800
What do you think about the pace, lads? Like, it's fucking decent enough, isn't it?

2676
01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:23,800
Like, you're not watching some fucking chump who doesn't know what they're at, you know?

2677
01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:27,800
Incredible pace.

2678
01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:28,800
Hey.

2679
01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:30,800
And here we have A to one, Tom.

2680
01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:33,800
I do. The kind you like.

2681
01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:34,800
Now where's the Amber?

2682
01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:36,800
Hubba hubba. Some set up.

2683
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:41,800
Unfortunately, it's not on me at the moment. And you really should be telling me-

2684
01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:44,800
I think your man dies here at this point.

2685
01:56:44,800 --> 01:56:49,800
Busted my ass and managed to hide it right before I got caught.

2686
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:53,800
Which is why I'm still alive.

2687
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:59,800
The deal was, we get you out of here when you deliver the Amber.

2688
01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:02,800
No Amber, no protection, Luis.

2689
01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:07,800
Oh, oh, oh. Such a stickler for details, huh, Ada?

2690
01:57:08,800 --> 01:57:12,800
Okay, then. I'll go get it now, how about that?

2691
01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:23,800
Great setup.

2692
01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:26,800
And I do have something else I need to get, too.

2693
01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:37,800
This is Roost. I've got some bad news, Condor One.

2694
01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:41,800
With the weather like this, the chopper can't make its approach.

2695
01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:43,800
Can you stand by until it clears?

2696
01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:45,800
Negative. Too dangerous.

2697
01:57:45,800 --> 01:57:46,800
Oh, you can skip it.

2698
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:47,800
Let's go.

2699
01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:48,800
What's...

2700
01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:51,800
What's gonna happen to me?

2701
01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:57,800
If you ask a lot of questions, I think she just needs to go along with the crack.

2702
01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:59,800
Like, you know, I mean, it's...

2703
01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:03,800
It's too- spending too long worrying and going, "What's happening? I don't like this."

2704
01:58:03,800 --> 01:58:04,800
I mean, you...

2705
01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:07,800
Have you not realized you're in the middle of a fucking really bad situation?

2706
01:58:07,800 --> 01:58:09,800
Just...

2707
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:11,800
Stay back...

2708
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:12,800
And stand by.

2709
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:17,800
Right now.

2710
01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:18,800
Thank you very much there, Angel of the Night.

2711
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:19,800
This is so good because I'm getting out of here.

2712
01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:20,800
Yeah.

2713
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:21,800
Yeah.

2714
01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:24,800
Sound little monkey man, just like Jesus Christ.

2715
01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:26,800
Angel of the Night.

2716
01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:28,800
Angel of the Night.

2717
01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:29,800
Yeah baby.

2718
01:58:29,800 --> 01:58:30,800
Yeah baby.

2719
01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:31,800
Angel of the Night.

2720
01:58:31,800 --> 01:58:32,800
Yeah baby.

2721
01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:33,800
Yeah baby.

2722
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:35,800
Sound little monkey man, just like Jesus Christ.

2723
01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:36,800
Angel of the Night.

2724
01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:37,800
Yeah baby.

2725
01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:39,800
Sound little monkey man, just like Jesus Christ.

2726
01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:40,800
Angel of the Night.

2727
01:58:40,800 --> 01:58:41,800
Yeah baby.

2728
01:58:41,800 --> 01:58:42,800
Angel of the Night.

2729
01:58:42,800 --> 01:58:43,800
Yeah baby.

2730
01:58:43,800 --> 01:58:44,800
Angel of the Night.

2731
01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:45,800
Yeah baby.

2732
01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:50,800
Angel of the Night.

2733
01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:51,800
I bet you do.

2734
01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:52,800
I bet you do.

2735
01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:56,800
But I ain't gonna spend time talking to you.

2736
01:58:56,800 --> 01:59:00,800
Cause we're on a speed pace run.

2737
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:01,800
We're gonna appear, what is it?

2738
01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:02,800
Double chainsaw woman.

2739
01:59:02,800 --> 01:59:03,800
There's a pig headed man around here.

2740
01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:05,800
See, you'd want Ashley just to stay there.

2741
01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:06,800
Stay back at the gate.

2742
01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:07,800
I've got a bit of business to take care of here.

2743
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:08,800
And you're not wanted around the situation house.

2744
01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:09,800
What?

2745
01:59:09,800 --> 01:59:10,800
Beautiful.

2746
01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:11,800
Beautiful.

2747
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,900
a woman. There's a pig-headed

2748
01:59:13,900 --> 01:59:14,680
man around here.

2749
01:59:15,620 --> 01:59:17,940
See, you'd want Ashley just to

2750
01:59:17,940 --> 01:59:19,900
stay there. Stay back at the

2751
01:59:19,900 --> 01:59:20,240
gate.

2752
01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:23,440
I've got a bit of business to take care of here.

2753
01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:25,720
And you're not wanted around the

2754
01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:26,620
situation house.

2755
01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:32,800
What?

2756
01:59:39,140 --> 01:59:39,620
Beautiful.

2757
01:59:39,620 --> 01:59:39,700
Beautiful.

2758
01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:43,400
Now, I'm a little bit

2759
01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:45,580
low on ammunition, rifle

2760
01:59:45,580 --> 01:59:46,660
rounds, and all that kind of stuff.

2761
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:49,140
I'm actually fucked.

2762
01:59:51,220 --> 01:59:51,840
For the

2763
01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:53,680
upcoming situation that's about to

2764
01:59:53,680 --> 01:59:55,900
appear. Pig-headed man,

2765
01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:57,560
a few chainsaw women. It's

2766
01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:59,500
not the best.

2767
01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:01,660
I wonder, can I sneak attack that clown?

2768
02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:05,900
Raccoon City Tourism

2769
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:07,620
Board. Thank you very much there. Good to see you

2770
02:00:07,620 --> 02:00:08,980
back at it. I hope you're getting on well.

2771
02:00:08,980 --> 02:00:11,260
Thanks.

2772
02:00:11,560 --> 02:00:12,780
Thanks very much for the tip.

2773
02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:15,340
The bell has been

2774
02:00:15,340 --> 02:00:17,320
rung. The fun has

2775
02:00:17,320 --> 02:00:17,700
begun.

2776
02:00:18,620 --> 02:00:21,040
Craft these bastards and get up high and

2777
02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:21,960
far and away.

2778
02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:24,920
The shack, Mac. The shack, Mac.

2779
02:00:24,980 --> 02:00:26,240
The shacks. Thank you very much.

2780
02:00:28,720 --> 02:00:31,360
I wonder if singing Angel of the Night,

2781
02:00:31,520 --> 02:00:33,060
Small Little Monkey Man, just like

2782
02:00:33,060 --> 02:00:35,620
Jesus Christ, will help in the battle.

2783
02:00:41,580 --> 02:00:42,440
Hang on. Hang on.

2784
02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:47,560
No, no. It's not going to work.

2785
02:00:49,640 --> 02:00:51,860
I can load up the butterfly anyway.

2786
02:00:51,860 --> 02:00:51,920
I can load up the butterfly anyway.

2787
02:00:58,720 --> 02:00:59,780
Free Wales Army.

2788
02:00:59,860 --> 02:01:02,060
I should have loaded up the butterfly before the bell got rang.

2789
02:01:03,480 --> 02:01:05,600
Thank you very much there, Joe Morgan.

2790
02:01:06,240 --> 02:01:07,680
He said, Free Wales Army.

2791
02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:08,800
Thank you very much for the tip.

2792
02:01:09,100 --> 02:01:11,280
I don't know what Free Wales Army means, but fuck it.

2793
02:01:12,140 --> 02:01:13,060
Let's go for this.

2794
02:01:15,560 --> 02:01:17,100
Actually, they're going to take her away.

2795
02:01:18,820 --> 02:01:20,000
It's a bad idea, this.

2796
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:20,980
It's a rubbish idea.

2797
02:01:26,080 --> 02:01:27,100
It's a bad idea.

2798
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:30,960
Fucked it.

2799
02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:32,400
Absolutely fucked it.

2800
02:01:41,760 --> 02:01:42,720
She's not too bad.

2801
02:01:46,320 --> 02:01:47,100
Not too bad,

2802
02:01:47,160 --> 02:01:48,060
apart from the kidnapping.

2803
02:01:48,060 --> 02:01:53,960
Where are they taking her?

2804
02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,080
Where's she gone?

2805
02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:01,400
Fucked it.

2806
02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:07,260
I think you really actually need to sit back,

2807
02:02:07,420 --> 02:02:09,020
actually recalibrate the senses,

2808
02:02:09,360 --> 02:02:12,060
and really think about what it is you want to achieve with this,

2809
02:02:12,200 --> 02:02:14,160
because the way I'm looking at it right now,

2810
02:02:14,240 --> 02:02:16,180
as it stands from where I'm sitting,

2811
02:02:16,900 --> 02:02:21,480
I really don't think you've got what it takes to make it to the end of the season without dropping points.

2812
02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:24,080
You dropped a load of points back in the cabin there.

2813
02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:27,180
It's not really done you any well for the game going forward,

2814
02:02:27,300 --> 02:02:28,660
because there was a lot of wastage,

2815
02:02:28,760 --> 02:02:29,940
shots going wide,

2816
02:02:30,480 --> 02:02:31,800
your XG was out of control,

2817
02:02:32,940 --> 02:02:38,020
and now you're looking at really trying to defend yourself with fuck all at the back.

2818
02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:40,560
Yeah.

2819
02:02:40,560 --> 02:02:43,220
I mean, what way would you take it yourself?

2820
02:02:44,420 --> 02:02:45,100
Don't know,

2821
02:02:45,200 --> 02:02:49,700
but I can fix you up with a few Labour Party pamphlets if you want.

2822
02:02:49,820 --> 02:02:53,440
I can actually advise you where to go if you need to talk to your local MP.

2823
02:02:53,920 --> 02:02:54,720
If it's a Tory,

2824
02:02:55,100 --> 02:02:56,720
I won't advise you to go there,

2825
02:02:56,920 --> 02:02:58,440
but if it's a Labour politician,

2826
02:02:58,760 --> 02:03:00,400
I can advise you to go there.

2827
02:03:04,780 --> 02:03:05,140
Yeah.

2828
02:03:05,740 --> 02:03:06,580
I think what we just,

2829
02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:06,960
we just,

2830
02:03:07,080 --> 02:03:09,780
I'd flashbang the cunts and then go forward that way.

2831
02:03:09,840 --> 02:03:11,260
Maybe flashbang them and then hit them,

2832
02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:13,500
hit them on the break with the fucking sniper,

2833
02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:13,880
is it?

2834
02:03:14,560 --> 02:03:15,180
Captain Sack,

2835
02:03:15,240 --> 02:03:15,820
thanks for the tip.

2836
02:03:17,960 --> 02:03:24,660
Yeah, I'll hit them with the flashbang and I'll fuck them up with the sniper.

2837
02:03:27,340 --> 02:03:28,360
Thanks very much there.

2838
02:03:28,580 --> 02:03:29,120
The Shanks,

2839
02:03:29,280 --> 02:03:29,520
Mac,

2840
02:03:29,640 --> 02:03:31,700
and the Captain Sack,

2841
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:32,080
very,

2842
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:33,060
very kind to you there.

2843
02:03:40,300 --> 02:03:40,900
Hang on.

2844
02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:43,820
Tighten the defensive.

2845
02:03:44,780 --> 02:03:46,340
Maybe I am just rushing.

2846
02:03:46,460 --> 02:03:47,540
I was saying I was going to,

2847
02:03:47,540 --> 02:03:49,680
not bother with it.

2848
02:03:49,740 --> 02:03:49,880
Oh,

2849
02:03:49,920 --> 02:03:51,180
the shells everywhere here.

2850
02:03:51,580 --> 02:03:52,300
Michelle Gale.

2851
02:04:07,700 --> 02:04:08,780
Camp zombie.

2852
02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:09,920
Flash,

2853
02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:10,540
Mac,

2854
02:04:10,780 --> 02:04:11,280
the Shack,

2855
02:04:11,340 --> 02:04:12,420
thank you very much there.

2856
02:04:13,020 --> 02:04:14,320
And Captain Sack,

2857
02:04:14,540 --> 02:04:15,280
and Shanks,

2858
02:04:15,420 --> 02:04:15,680
Mac,

2859
02:04:15,820 --> 02:04:16,180
the Shacks,

2860
02:04:16,260 --> 02:04:16,960
thank you very much.

2861
02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:21,380
I have something I think you welcome.

2862
02:04:22,040 --> 02:04:24,640
Got some rare things on sale,

2863
02:04:24,840 --> 02:04:25,380
stranger.

2864
02:04:27,440 --> 02:04:28,680
Your good is new.

2865
02:04:34,540 --> 02:04:36,000
We're not going to do those up,

2866
02:04:36,100 --> 02:04:36,700
but we will.

2867
02:04:41,420 --> 02:04:41,820
Yeah,

2868
02:04:42,020 --> 02:04:42,920
I know what I'm doing here.

2869
02:04:44,160 --> 02:04:45,740
know exactly what I'm doing.

2870
02:04:53,740 --> 02:04:55,800
Let's get yourself well prepared.

2871
02:04:56,040 --> 02:04:56,440
It's anyway,

2872
02:04:56,580 --> 02:04:58,660
getting a few shotgun shells into the mix-up.

2873
02:04:59,800 --> 02:05:00,840
Into the shake-up.

2874
02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:05,760
You need to get a bit more gunpowder or something.

2875
02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:06,200
Oh,

2876
02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,840
hello,

2877
02:05:07,960 --> 02:05:08,260
Alan.

2878
02:05:08,480 --> 02:05:09,860
thanks very much for the tip there.

2879
02:05:18,060 --> 02:05:22,120
You can sell him that submachine gun ammo and the fucking stuff that you use in the, uh,

2880
02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:23,520
the crossbow.

2881
02:05:23,520 --> 02:05:24,640
I've got something new for you, mate.

2882
02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:28,280
Ruby's all rubbish.

2883
02:05:28,360 --> 02:05:29,720
It makes no difference.

2884
02:05:30,060 --> 02:05:30,740
The price,

2885
02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:31,360
well,

2886
02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:34,000
that's our choice to make.

2887
02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:40,360
Don't get yourself killed now.

2888
02:05:40,700 --> 02:05:41,140
Ha ha.

2889
02:05:44,080 --> 02:05:44,480
Right,

2890
02:05:44,560 --> 02:05:45,300
I think we've,

2891
02:05:45,300 --> 02:05:45,640
uh,

2892
02:05:46,020 --> 02:05:47,060
we've enough there to,

2893
02:05:47,160 --> 02:05:48,080
to be going on with.

2894
02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:51,560
Just stick a fucking herb inside me and it'll be okay.

2895
02:05:53,440 --> 02:05:54,240
reload the,

2896
02:05:54,240 --> 02:05:54,540
uh,

2897
02:05:54,820 --> 02:05:56,380
put the scope back on the thing.

2898
02:06:06,880 --> 02:06:07,820
We've got company.

2899
02:06:08,220 --> 02:06:08,720
Here we go.

2900
02:06:08,960 --> 02:06:09,080
Moving.

2901
02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:10,160
Quietly.

2902
02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:11,360
Guys.

2903
02:06:13,040 --> 02:06:14,700
How do they see me already?

2904
02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:16,340
How the fuck did that happen?

2905
02:06:25,920 --> 02:06:26,640
Fuck you.

2906
02:06:27,400 --> 02:06:28,120
Look at this guy.

2907
02:06:32,780 --> 02:06:33,560
Not great.

2908
02:06:33,720 --> 02:06:35,120
Not a great situation.

2909
02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:47,000
Fuck me.

2910
02:06:49,200 --> 02:06:49,600
Oh,

2911
02:06:49,640 --> 02:06:52,160
I didn't even save it after doing all that bollocks.

2912
02:06:52,300 --> 02:06:54,460
And I forgot I had the broken butterfly as well.

2913
02:06:56,880 --> 02:06:58,160
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2914
02:06:58,240 --> 02:06:59,580
Where's the princess of Leon?

2915
02:06:59,760 --> 02:07:00,700
Thank you very much there.

2916
02:07:02,100 --> 02:07:03,080
And Donner.

2917
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:04,340
Thank you very much there,

2918
02:07:04,420 --> 02:07:04,740
Donner.

2919
02:07:05,320 --> 02:07:06,260
From Cal.

2920
02:07:07,060 --> 02:07:08,260
And Dee in the pub.

2921
02:07:09,220 --> 02:07:09,500
Uh,

2922
02:07:09,500 --> 02:07:11,100
she's having a few creepy screamers.

2923
02:07:11,420 --> 02:07:12,720
Tell Tommy to land up.

2924
02:07:12,800 --> 02:07:13,040
Tommy?

2925
02:07:15,520 --> 02:07:16,760
I'm afraid I can't go anywhere,

2926
02:07:16,900 --> 02:07:18,240
but thanks very much for the tip lads.

2927
02:07:18,420 --> 02:07:19,980
And Clark lad as well,

2928
02:07:20,080 --> 02:07:20,560
who's just

2929
02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:22,420
cruised in with the two bomb.

2930
02:07:22,540 --> 02:07:23,240
Thank you very much.

2931
02:07:23,280 --> 02:07:24,200
I hope you're getting on well.

2932
02:07:25,540 --> 02:07:26,580
Hope you're keeping well,

2933
02:07:26,660 --> 02:07:27,000
Francis.

2934
02:07:27,320 --> 02:07:28,280
Loving the resi stream.

2935
02:07:28,640 --> 02:07:29,560
Shout out to the boys

2936
02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:31,160
in the FGS.

2937
02:07:31,380 --> 02:07:32,440
Faking great support.

2938
02:07:33,000 --> 02:07:34,040
Slug christened

2939
02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:34,960
all group with his name.

2940
02:07:35,060 --> 02:07:35,840
Thank you very much,

2941
02:07:36,120 --> 02:07:36,360
lads.

2942
02:07:36,500 --> 02:07:36,720
Very,

2943
02:07:36,800 --> 02:07:37,460
very kind of ya.

2944
02:07:39,560 --> 02:07:40,340
Thanks very much,

2945
02:07:40,400 --> 02:07:40,640
lads.

2946
02:07:40,800 --> 02:07:41,160
And, uh,

2947
02:07:41,160 --> 02:07:41,400
Gary,

2948
02:07:41,560 --> 02:07:42,980
do you want to throw a bit of thanks and praise

2949
02:07:42,980 --> 02:07:43,980
to the people who so kindly

2950
02:07:43,980 --> 02:07:45,600
tipped and said hello?

2951
02:07:47,560 --> 02:07:49,500
As I said to you the other day,

2952
02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:51,300
it's not in my contract.

2953
02:07:51,520 --> 02:07:53,520
I'm only offering analysis

2954
02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:55,460
and specialist advice

2955
02:07:55,460 --> 02:07:57,620
on the given situation at hand

2956
02:07:57,620 --> 02:07:59,160
regarding demons,

2957
02:07:59,400 --> 02:07:59,820
monsters,

2958
02:08:00,520 --> 02:08:01,380
and problems

2959
02:08:01,380 --> 02:08:02,600
in the netherworld.

2960
02:08:04,080 --> 02:08:04,600
Yeah.

2961
02:08:04,920 --> 02:08:05,280
But you,

2962
02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:06,040
you are fucking,

2963
02:08:06,340 --> 02:08:06,500
you're,

2964
02:08:06,560 --> 02:08:07,920
you're also using it as an opportunity

2965
02:08:07,920 --> 02:08:09,320
to fucking promote the Labour Party,

2966
02:08:09,380 --> 02:08:10,880
which is a bit fucking weird as well.

2967
02:08:13,000 --> 02:08:13,860
don't care.

2968
02:08:14,460 --> 02:08:15,420
You've got me here.

2969
02:08:15,580 --> 02:08:16,320
I've got a platform,

2970
02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:17,400
I'm going to use it.

2971
02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:19,120
There's too many people in there,

2972
02:08:19,220 --> 02:08:19,980
in the media,

2973
02:08:20,340 --> 02:08:21,440
who've got these big platforms

2974
02:08:21,440 --> 02:08:22,640
who don't use them properly

2975
02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:23,720
for a good cause.

2976
02:08:23,920 --> 02:08:24,640
That's different.

2977
02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:25,360
I'm,

2978
02:08:25,360 --> 02:08:25,600
I'm,

2979
02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:26,800
I'm not the same

2980
02:08:26,800 --> 02:08:28,600
as all the other multi-millionaires.

2981
02:08:29,300 --> 02:08:30,440
I'm a good millionaire,

2982
02:08:30,700 --> 02:08:30,860
me.

2983
02:08:31,620 --> 02:08:32,880
I'm a good millionaire,

2984
02:08:33,180 --> 02:08:33,440
me.

2985
02:08:35,480 --> 02:08:35,880
Right.

2986
02:08:38,880 --> 02:08:39,520
Fair enough,

2987
02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:39,780
Gary.

2988
02:08:40,040 --> 02:08:40,540
Well done.

2989
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:41,780
And thanks anyway

2990
02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:43,580
to the lads who are fucking tipping away.

2991
02:08:44,020 --> 02:08:45,160
I hope you're getting on well.

2992
02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:46,200
And look,

2993
02:08:46,260 --> 02:08:46,500
Francis,

2994
02:08:46,600 --> 02:08:47,260
you need to fucking,

2995
02:08:47,820 --> 02:08:48,560
you need to get back

2996
02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:49,580
into this game fast

2997
02:08:49,580 --> 02:08:50,820
because you're taking the piss now.

2998
02:08:50,920 --> 02:08:51,600
You've been killed

2999
02:08:51,600 --> 02:08:52,720
too many times

3000
02:08:52,720 --> 02:08:53,820
too soon.

3001
02:08:56,700 --> 02:08:57,100
Yeah,

3002
02:08:57,200 --> 02:08:57,580
you're right,

3003
02:08:57,640 --> 02:08:57,960
you're right.

3004
02:08:58,840 --> 02:08:59,460
but it's not gonna,

3005
02:08:59,540 --> 02:09:00,340
it's not gonna last.

3006
02:09:00,780 --> 02:09:01,260
This is it.

3007
02:09:01,360 --> 02:09:02,780
This is where shit begins to turn around.

3008
02:09:03,100 --> 02:09:03,520
Oh, hang on.

3009
02:09:04,500 --> 02:09:05,020
I think

3010
02:09:05,020 --> 02:09:06,900
there's some resources

3011
02:09:06,900 --> 02:09:07,820
I didn't know about.

3012
02:09:15,080 --> 02:09:16,740
Could go back for that fucking duel,

3013
02:09:16,860 --> 02:09:17,760
but not arsed.

3014
02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:21,860
I could put the,

3015
02:09:21,860 --> 02:09:23,340
the broken butterfly

3016
02:09:23,340 --> 02:09:24,900
in our shortcut scenario,

3017
02:09:25,180 --> 02:09:26,080
just behind the,

3018
02:09:26,080 --> 02:09:28,380
maybe behind the grenade there

3019
02:09:28,380 --> 02:09:31,540
and then I can use this

3020
02:09:31,540 --> 02:09:32,540
to craft something.

3021
02:09:32,940 --> 02:09:33,760
Maybe a few,

3022
02:09:33,940 --> 02:09:34,280
yeah,

3023
02:09:34,380 --> 02:09:35,300
a few handgun bullets.

3024
02:09:36,100 --> 02:09:36,760
What harm,

3025
02:09:36,860 --> 02:09:36,980
huh?

3026
02:09:37,240 --> 02:09:37,760
What harm?

3027
02:09:39,180 --> 02:09:39,580
Robbie,

3028
02:09:39,700 --> 02:09:40,660
thanks very much there

3029
02:09:40,660 --> 02:09:41,200
for the tip,

3030
02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:41,480
Robbie.

3031
02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:42,600
I hope you're getting on well

3032
02:09:42,600 --> 02:09:43,320
today evening.

3033
02:09:43,540 --> 02:09:44,340
Good evening to you.

3034
02:09:48,080 --> 02:09:48,480
Right.

3035
02:09:49,140 --> 02:09:49,860
Here we go.

3036
02:09:49,860 --> 02:10:00,440
We've got company.

3037
02:10:00,440 --> 02:10:00,440
We've got company.

3038
02:10:00,980 --> 02:10:01,660
Keep moving.

3039
02:10:02,080 --> 02:10:02,560
But quiet.

3040
02:10:02,960 --> 02:10:03,260
No.

3041
02:10:04,460 --> 02:10:05,160
Happened again?

3042
02:10:05,400 --> 02:10:05,640
I'm,

3043
02:10:05,640 --> 02:10:06,860
I guess we're doing this.

3044
02:10:06,900 --> 02:10:07,480
Fucking sick.

3045
02:10:07,560 --> 02:10:08,000
I'm livid.

3046
02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:11,340
What we do here is just this.

3047
02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,060
This is going to be nice.

3048
02:10:12,120 --> 02:10:12,580
Watch this.

3049
02:10:12,620 --> 02:10:13,700
It's going to be very easy.

3050
02:10:14,060 --> 02:10:14,220
Now,

3051
02:10:14,920 --> 02:10:15,940
I'll let this zombie

3052
02:10:15,940 --> 02:10:17,120
kidnap her

3053
02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:18,220
while I take control

3054
02:10:18,220 --> 02:10:19,460
of all of these idiots

3055
02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:20,420
down the end of the room.

3056
02:10:21,940 --> 02:10:22,700
Viper classics.

3057
02:10:22,860 --> 02:10:23,760
Thank you very much there

3058
02:10:23,760 --> 02:10:24,220
for the tip.

3059
02:10:25,520 --> 02:10:26,860
High power scope on this

3060
02:10:26,860 --> 02:10:27,640
bad boy.

3061
02:10:27,840 --> 02:10:28,720
And then here we go.

3062
02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:33,340
Missing the shots.

3063
02:10:35,300 --> 02:10:35,700
Fuck.

3064
02:10:36,180 --> 02:10:36,780
Not great.

3065
02:10:36,920 --> 02:10:37,540
Not working out

3066
02:10:37,540 --> 02:10:38,540
like I thought it would do.

3067
02:10:39,100 --> 02:10:39,640
Still low.

3068
02:10:49,640 --> 02:10:50,360
Scary enough.

3069
02:10:50,480 --> 02:10:51,240
And now this fucker's

3070
02:10:51,240 --> 02:10:52,180
going to try and come at me.

3071
02:10:52,180 --> 02:11:02,240
Come on.

3072
02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:03,840
The fucking gate.

3073
02:11:05,120 --> 02:11:05,960
Jeez, they're fast.

3074
02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:07,020
He's fast with her.

3075
02:11:08,220 --> 02:11:09,260
Leon, help!

3076
02:11:19,160 --> 02:11:20,700
Hello, little spider.

3077
02:11:21,080 --> 02:11:22,320
Thank you very much for that there.

3078
02:11:23,220 --> 02:11:23,820
And also,

3079
02:11:23,900 --> 02:11:24,440
Viper classics.

3080
02:11:24,600 --> 02:11:26,380
94 certified pace merchant.

3081
02:11:27,960 --> 02:11:29,000
Have you checked your emails today,

3082
02:11:29,020 --> 02:11:29,200
Viper?

3083
02:11:29,260 --> 02:11:30,000
You have a treat with me

3084
02:11:30,000 --> 02:11:31,200
in the old Viper snake inbox.

3085
02:11:31,300 --> 02:11:32,000
I have not.

3086
02:11:33,180 --> 02:11:34,680
I'm just concentrating

3087
02:11:34,680 --> 02:11:36,380
on getting the fucking streams done.

3088
02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:38,400
I think you'll appreciate that.

3089
02:11:39,260 --> 02:11:40,000
Because I can't...

3090
02:11:40,720 --> 02:11:42,240
If I start deviating

3091
02:11:42,240 --> 02:11:43,480
from just doing the streams,

3092
02:11:44,220 --> 02:11:45,640
it could actually be

3093
02:11:45,640 --> 02:11:46,940
to the detriment of the streams.

3094
02:11:46,940 --> 02:11:47,900
But I will check them

3095
02:11:47,900 --> 02:11:48,520
at some point.

3096
02:11:49,640 --> 02:11:49,940
But, uh...

3097
02:11:49,940 --> 02:11:52,840
I need to get on

3098
02:11:52,840 --> 02:11:55,660
and get the fucking job done.

3099
02:11:56,320 --> 02:11:56,920
You know?

3100
02:11:57,400 --> 02:11:58,320
But thank you

3101
02:11:58,320 --> 02:11:59,640
very much for the tip.

3102
02:12:00,000 --> 02:12:00,820
Very, very kind of you.

3103
02:12:01,900 --> 02:12:02,460
Fuck.

3104
02:12:02,880 --> 02:12:03,580
Oh, no!

3105
02:12:08,400 --> 02:12:09,880
Should have voted Labour.

3106
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:11,020
Told you.

3107
02:12:11,180 --> 02:12:12,280
Last time it happened.

3108
02:12:12,700 --> 02:12:13,760
You didn't listen to me.

3109
02:12:14,720 --> 02:12:15,440
That's what happens

3110
02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:16,360
if you vote Tory.

3111
02:12:16,680 --> 02:12:17,800
You end up on fire

3112
02:12:17,800 --> 02:12:19,140
in a ditch somewhere.

3113
02:12:20,220 --> 02:12:21,140
Burned to a crisp.

3114
02:12:24,860 --> 02:12:25,580
Liam G.

3115
02:12:25,580 --> 02:12:25,660
Liam G.

3116
02:12:25,660 --> 02:12:25,660
Liam G.

3117
02:12:25,780 --> 02:12:26,680
How the hell are you?

3118
02:12:26,740 --> 02:12:28,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

3119
02:12:28,220 --> 02:12:29,240
All killer, no spiller.

3120
02:12:29,400 --> 02:12:29,860
Big man.

3121
02:12:29,980 --> 02:12:30,620
Big respect.

3122
02:12:30,980 --> 02:12:32,180
Throw us an old rap

3123
02:12:32,180 --> 02:12:33,080
when you can.

3124
02:12:34,140 --> 02:12:35,200
Yeah, I'm gonna...

3125
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:35,940
Yeah, I will rap.

3126
02:12:36,460 --> 02:12:37,080
I'll rap.

3127
02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:38,200
I'll rap, alright.

3128
02:12:39,460 --> 02:12:41,420
I'm gonna rap a few fucking bullets

3129
02:12:41,420 --> 02:12:43,800
around this pig head cunt's man face.

3130
02:12:44,280 --> 02:12:45,140
And crotchless pants.

3131
02:12:45,200 --> 02:12:45,780
Thanks very much.

3132
02:12:46,120 --> 02:12:47,000
What I will do is

3133
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:49,060
dispose of these bad boys.

3134
02:12:49,940 --> 02:12:51,580
And then a little rap to celebrate.

3135
02:12:51,700 --> 02:12:52,260
How about that?

3136
02:13:07,220 --> 02:13:08,320
We've got company.

3137
02:13:09,000 --> 02:13:09,580
Keep moving.

3138
02:13:09,940 --> 02:13:10,640
But quietly.

3139
02:13:11,060 --> 02:13:13,500
We have to stealth these assholes here.

3140
02:13:19,140 --> 02:13:21,100
Be great if she just stayed still

3141
02:13:21,100 --> 02:13:22,120
like in the last game.

3142
02:13:22,240 --> 02:13:22,900
You can't...

3143
02:13:22,900 --> 02:13:23,420
It doesn't...

3144
02:13:23,420 --> 02:13:24,440
It doesn't work like that.

3145
02:13:38,020 --> 02:13:38,420
No.

3146
02:13:38,960 --> 02:13:39,500
Tell ya.

3147
02:13:41,420 --> 02:13:43,180
This is a great situation here.

3148
02:13:45,300 --> 02:13:46,060
Do you know what I mean?

3149
02:13:46,140 --> 02:13:47,500
If she just stays over here

3150
02:13:47,500 --> 02:13:48,100
she's grand.

3151
02:13:48,280 --> 02:13:49,100
But she doesn't.

3152
02:13:54,340 --> 02:13:54,740
Sandico.

3153
02:13:54,900 --> 02:13:56,200
Thank you very, very much there.

3154
02:13:56,420 --> 02:13:56,820
Sandico.

3155
02:13:57,820 --> 02:13:58,900
Hope you're keeping well.

3156
02:14:00,360 --> 02:14:01,360
This will do us.

3157
02:14:03,360 --> 02:14:04,580
We're doing this.

3158
02:14:07,080 --> 02:14:08,120
See what I mean?

3159
02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:12,340
Oh, it's liquid.

3160
02:14:13,260 --> 02:14:14,700
It's liquid work.

3161
02:14:17,960 --> 02:14:28,420
Absolutely exquisite take down of the pig-headed wanderer.

3162
02:14:28,420 --> 02:14:32,740
That man used to come out at halftime when I was at Valencia.

3163
02:14:33,420 --> 02:14:38,900
He'd run around and get everybody psyched up for the game.

3164
02:14:39,580 --> 02:14:45,040
Now he's doing contract work for Sadler and Salazar out in rural Spain.

3165
02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:50,740
An absolutely unbelievable exponent of fear and terror.

3166
02:14:50,740 --> 02:14:53,940
The likes of which have never been seen before.

3167
02:14:53,940 --> 02:14:57,360
I actually played with him when I was a child.

3168
02:14:58,040 --> 02:14:59,500
I was on holiday in Spain.

3169
02:14:59,500 --> 02:14:59,880
I was on holiday in Spain.

3170
02:14:59,880 --> 02:15:03,760
We were on the beach down in Marbella.

3171
02:15:05,500 --> 02:15:07,220
And the pig-headed man.

3172
02:15:07,220 --> 02:15:08,460
He was a boy then.

3173
02:15:09,060 --> 02:15:12,160
But you could still see it even at that stage.

3174
02:15:12,720 --> 02:15:17,700
He was very developed and had a great sense of fear on him.

3175
02:15:17,960 --> 02:15:21,720
And you knew-you just knew he was gonna grow up to be an evil...

3176
02:15:21,720 --> 02:15:23,920
...fucking pig.

3177
02:15:24,920 --> 02:15:26,820
And-and don't die.

3178
02:15:26,960 --> 02:15:28,800
Why are you dying, you fucking idiot?

3179
02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:29,760
Why are you dying?

3180
02:15:31,420 --> 02:15:33,420
It's because you're talking too much, man.

3181
02:15:33,880 --> 02:15:37,260
I fucking-I could have-I had it all in my grasp.

3182
02:15:37,340 --> 02:15:39,040
I was about to do a rap and everything.

3183
02:15:39,420 --> 02:15:41,420
Oh!

3184
02:15:48,360 --> 02:15:53,920
Thanks very much there Marie for the tip and I was here first on the seahorse.

3185
02:15:53,920 --> 02:16:02,220
Thank you very much and Andy the fork. I hope you're doing well. Andy the fork. I hope you're doing well.

3186
02:16:03,120 --> 02:16:05,120
Let's kill lots of baddies.

3187
02:16:07,620 --> 02:16:19,620
Thank you very much for the tip. Thank you very much for the tip. Let's f**k. Lots of baddies.

3188
02:16:21,220 --> 02:16:23,220
Right, here we go. We'll keep going.

3189
02:16:30,920 --> 02:16:32,920
Oh no, back again!

3190
02:16:32,920 --> 02:16:44,920
You know what? It doesn't really matter to me that much. Tell you why? Because I have the strategy down to a T now. I just execute two of the Ganados and then I wait in the same place. Letting off round,

3191
02:16:44,920 --> 02:17:00,920
round, after round, after round, after round, after round. And this time, beg your pardon, and this time, none of those shots are gonna miss. 14 shots.

3192
02:17:00,920 --> 02:17:18,920
I can almost smell the corpse. I can almost smell the corpse of the pig-headed beast, man. Fucking asshole.

3193
02:17:18,920 --> 02:17:47,900
hole. He should stay there. Wait for this guy just to come round with his tiki torch. Tim

3194
02:17:47,900 --> 02:17:57,680
Miller. How are you? This is for Tim Miller right here. See this? It's Miller time. It's Miller

3195
02:17:57,680 --> 02:18:17,880
Tim. Oh yeah, we need to put a herb in us as well. Right, here we go. Get ready for our

3196
02:18:17,880 --> 02:18:32,620
rumpus. Pop the scope on the toolbox. Get ready for some high quality shooting. Now, move,

3197
02:18:32,760 --> 02:18:39,540
please move over here, Ashley, please. Let's go. Just stay there, please. Please stay there.

3198
02:18:39,540 --> 02:18:54,040
A clone named Gibso. Thank you very much. A clone named Gibso. Nothing's been, no alarm has been

3199
02:18:54,040 --> 02:19:01,540
triggered. What's going on? It's not that bad actually. It's okay. He can get back up and

3200
02:19:01,540 --> 02:19:19,940
what we'll do is take our time over it. Nine bullies left. Camp zombie attacked me there

3201
02:19:19,940 --> 02:19:29,320
with his. Jordy Wadge. Thank you very much. Fucking hell. And Leroy Jenkins. Thank you very much.

3202
02:19:30,040 --> 02:19:35,820
Is there a... All right. Okay. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Come on.

3203
02:19:36,820 --> 02:19:42,900
Okay. This was a bad situation. I was meant to fucking liquid it up.

3204
02:19:45,720 --> 02:19:49,580
No, this isn't the way it was meant to go. This is not the way it was meant to go.

3205
02:19:52,580 --> 02:19:53,080
No!

3206
02:19:55,580 --> 02:19:56,140
No!

3207
02:19:57,920 --> 02:19:59,600
Thank you very much, Milas.

3208
02:20:03,660 --> 02:20:04,260
No!

3209
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:07,980
This isn't how it was meant to go!

3210
02:20:08,300 --> 02:20:10,640
That's not how it was meant to go!

3211
02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,640
Oh!

3212
02:20:12,640 --> 02:20:14,640
*Sigh*

3213
02:20:14,640 --> 02:20:16,640
*Sigh*

3214
02:20:16,640 --> 02:20:17,640
*Sigh*

3215
02:20:17,640 --> 02:20:18,640
*Sigh*

3216
02:20:18,640 --> 02:20:19,640
*Sigh*

3217
02:20:19,640 --> 02:20:20,640
*Sigh*

3218
02:20:20,640 --> 02:20:21,640
*Sigh*

3219
02:20:21,640 --> 02:20:22,640
*Sigh*

3220
02:20:22,640 --> 02:20:23,640
*Sigh*

3221
02:20:23,640 --> 02:20:31,640
Lord Sadler's probably laughing from his chair where he's watching the game. Up in the stadium stands the gantry.

3222
02:20:31,640 --> 02:20:40,640
Absolutely ludicrous bit of gameplay there. You don't know what you're doing mate. You really don't.

3223
02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:42,640
*Sigh*

3224
02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:44,640
*Sigh*

3225
02:20:49,640 --> 02:20:50,640
Give me some space.

3226
02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:52,640
Right, we'll just wait.

3227
02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:59,640
This is gonna happen. What I fucked up last time is that I didn't trigger the onslaught. I need them to come after me at pace.

3228
02:20:59,640 --> 02:21:02,640
And then I just pick them off.

3229
02:21:02,640 --> 02:21:04,640
One by one.

3230
02:21:05,640 --> 02:21:08,640
Ganado after Ganado.

3231
02:21:08,640 --> 02:21:09,640
All of them.

3232
02:21:09,640 --> 02:21:11,640
Coming into the fucking firing line.

3233
02:21:11,640 --> 02:21:13,640
Like idiots.

3234
02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,640
*Sigh*

3235
02:21:15,640 --> 02:21:17,640
*Sigh*

3236
02:21:17,640 --> 02:21:19,640
*Sigh*

3237
02:21:19,640 --> 02:21:21,640
Why is he fucking crouching down like that look.

3238
02:21:21,640 --> 02:21:25,640
*Sigh*

3239
02:21:25,640 --> 02:21:27,640
*Sigh*

3240
02:21:27,640 --> 02:21:29,640
*Sigh*

3241
02:21:29,640 --> 02:21:33,640
Gonna whack that high power scope onto the fucking gun.

3242
02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:35,640
*Sigh*

3243
02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:36,640
This guy.

3244
02:21:36,640 --> 02:21:37,640
Taking a shit.

3245
02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:43,640
*Sigh*

3246
02:21:43,640 --> 02:21:43,640
Here we go.

3247
02:21:43,640 --> 02:21:44,640
That's all we wanted.

3248
02:21:44,640 --> 02:21:46,240
wanted. That's lovely.

3249
02:21:46,460 --> 02:21:48,420
Oh, it's sensual. Make sure you

3250
02:21:48,420 --> 02:21:50,540
make sure you're watching. Make sure you're

3251
02:21:50,540 --> 02:21:52,320
watching. I'm missing nothing.

3252
02:21:52,520 --> 02:21:53,440
I've only missed one.

3253
02:21:54,240 --> 02:21:56,440
That's one. That's another one. Gosh,

3254
02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:58,040
they're all landed. They're all landed.

3255
02:21:59,900 --> 02:22:00,680
Oh, he's

3256
02:22:00,680 --> 02:22:02,460
dead. The fucking pig head is dead. Look.

3257
02:22:04,460 --> 02:22:05,640
Oh, they're all gone.

3258
02:22:06,420 --> 02:22:07,800
We've got two rounds left.

3259
02:22:09,000 --> 02:22:10,280
We're taking our time.

3260
02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:12,000
Oh, it's sensual stuff.

3261
02:22:12,560 --> 02:22:14,300
But we won't get carried away

3262
02:22:14,300 --> 02:22:16,340
of ourselves. Tupo, thank you very much.

3263
02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:18,560
Milas, thank you very much

3264
02:22:18,560 --> 02:22:20,400
for the tip. I'm really happy

3265
02:22:20,400 --> 02:22:22,420
that you've tuned in to see what's gonna happen

3266
02:22:22,420 --> 02:22:24,200
here. I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.

3267
02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:26,480
Pure liquid gameplay. We need to move

3268
02:22:26,480 --> 02:22:28,380
fast because we've been fucking stuck here

3269
02:22:28,380 --> 02:22:29,420
for 20 minutes now.

3270
02:22:29,940 --> 02:22:32,000
And there's a girl with a fucking petrol bomb.

3271
02:22:32,540 --> 02:22:34,560
I say a girl. It's an old lady.

3272
02:22:36,360 --> 02:22:37,480
She's on fire, look.

3273
02:22:38,100 --> 02:22:39,440
Get a load of that woman.

3274
02:22:40,100 --> 02:22:41,320
She's not even on fire.

3275
02:22:43,960 --> 02:22:49,460
Can you save?

3276
02:22:51,000 --> 02:22:51,740
Ask Niall.

3277
02:22:52,140 --> 02:22:53,880
Don't need saves, my friend.

3278
02:22:54,700 --> 02:22:56,320
I don't need saves.

3279
02:22:56,380 --> 02:22:56,840
Not me.

3280
02:22:57,800 --> 02:22:59,280
I just get the job done.

3281
02:22:59,560 --> 02:22:59,720
Yeah?

3282
02:23:01,060 --> 02:23:02,300
Don't worry about saving.

3283
02:23:02,420 --> 02:23:03,300
Saving's for fucking

3284
02:23:03,300 --> 02:23:04,300
people who

3285
02:23:04,300 --> 02:23:05,480
who is scared.

3286
02:23:10,420 --> 02:23:10,860
Shit.

3287
02:23:12,200 --> 02:23:13,820
Why isn't he fucking saving her?

3288
02:23:14,160 --> 02:23:14,960
I'm pressing the button.

3289
02:23:15,100 --> 02:23:15,760
I'm pressing the stick.

3290
02:23:17,960 --> 02:23:19,720
There's no time for save, Niall.

3291
02:23:19,940 --> 02:23:21,740
When you're a professional speedrunner

3292
02:23:21,740 --> 02:23:24,040
and you're doing fucking the gods on us like me.

3293
02:23:25,460 --> 02:23:26,780
You don't need saves.

3294
02:23:26,920 --> 02:23:27,440
Typewriters.

3295
02:23:28,900 --> 02:23:29,720
Old hat.

3296
02:23:31,920 --> 02:23:33,260
Typewriters are for people

3297
02:23:33,260 --> 02:23:35,120
who are still living in the fucking 60s.

3298
02:23:36,280 --> 02:23:37,860
Or hipsters of today

3299
02:23:37,860 --> 02:23:39,740
who prefer to use an antiquated way

3300
02:23:39,740 --> 02:23:40,820
of writing documents.

3301
02:23:41,360 --> 02:23:42,480
I'm sure it goes on.

3302
02:23:43,280 --> 02:23:45,120
I'm sure it goes on someplace.

3303
02:23:46,960 --> 02:23:47,740
Not me.

3304
02:23:47,880 --> 02:23:48,360
Not here.

3305
02:23:48,480 --> 02:23:49,000
Not now.

3306
02:23:57,640 --> 02:23:58,820
Thank you very much there.

3307
02:23:58,880 --> 02:24:00,140
Viper dishing it out.

3308
02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:02,260
Very, very kind of you there.

3309
02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:05,380
What do you think of that, Tom?

3310
02:24:07,700 --> 02:24:08,140
Tom?

3311
02:24:10,140 --> 02:24:12,100
Excellent, excellent bit of gameplay

3312
02:24:12,100 --> 02:24:14,620
and lovely entertainment value as well.

3313
02:24:14,700 --> 02:24:16,440
You're really, really putting

3314
02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:19,740
your money where your mouth is at the moment.

3315
02:24:20,180 --> 02:24:21,740
And it's looking good.

3316
02:24:22,140 --> 02:24:23,600
It's really looking optimistic.

3317
02:24:23,880 --> 02:24:24,740
The map is updated

3318
02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:26,340
as we enter a new zone.

3319
02:24:26,680 --> 02:24:29,000
I remember there's a fucking bad, bad ombre

3320
02:24:29,000 --> 02:24:29,920
in this shed here

3321
02:24:29,920 --> 02:24:30,920
to the right, to the left.

3322
02:24:33,120 --> 02:24:34,640
To the left, to the left.

3323
02:24:35,840 --> 02:24:37,340
To the left, to the left.

3324
02:24:39,480 --> 02:24:40,020
Come on.

3325
02:24:43,780 --> 02:24:44,180
Oh!

3326
02:24:44,500 --> 02:24:45,660
Why did I walk to that?

3327
02:24:47,920 --> 02:24:49,980
You must not know what I cream.

3328
02:24:50,160 --> 02:24:52,000
You must not know what I cream.

3329
02:24:52,000 --> 02:24:56,760
Let me home and fucking slash you.

3330
02:24:57,660 --> 02:24:59,520
Should have struck the knife in you.

3331
02:25:00,580 --> 02:25:00,980
Fuck.

3332
02:25:03,980 --> 02:25:04,380
Beautiful.

3333
02:25:04,860 --> 02:25:05,840
I mean, I could have,

3334
02:25:05,900 --> 02:25:07,460
I could have finished him very easily

3335
02:25:07,460 --> 02:25:08,880
instead of wasting the shotgun shell,

3336
02:25:08,940 --> 02:25:10,020
but I didn't want to.

3337
02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:11,800
I think there's more entertainment

3338
02:25:11,800 --> 02:25:13,000
in the way I was doing it.

3339
02:25:13,000 --> 02:25:17,080
Definitely a lot more entertainment.

3340
02:25:17,460 --> 02:25:17,760
If...

3341
02:25:17,760 --> 02:25:19,720
Loose.

3342
02:25:20,000 --> 02:25:21,280
Let's just say it was a loose way

3343
02:25:21,280 --> 02:25:22,000
of playing the game.

3344
02:25:22,220 --> 02:25:23,380
And you probably pay for it

3345
02:25:23,380 --> 02:25:24,240
later down the line

3346
02:25:24,240 --> 02:25:25,600
when you need those.

3347
02:25:27,940 --> 02:25:29,240
Little rounds of ammunition.

3348
02:25:37,500 --> 02:25:38,100
Herbenstein.

3349
02:25:38,100 --> 02:25:44,600
Gameboy.

3350
02:25:48,380 --> 02:25:49,940
No, we're actually gonna come up

3351
02:25:49,940 --> 02:25:52,040
against the Chainsaw Sisters.

3352
02:25:52,240 --> 02:25:52,840
They're coming up.

3353
02:25:54,060 --> 02:25:54,580
Gameboy.

3354
02:26:00,260 --> 02:26:01,360
Sure is quiet.

3355
02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:04,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3356
02:26:04,560 --> 02:26:05,440
Chainsaw Sisters.

3357
02:26:05,640 --> 02:26:06,860
Chainsaw fucking massacre

3358
02:26:06,860 --> 02:26:08,180
is coming up here.

3359
02:26:15,020 --> 02:26:16,080
Viper Classics.

3360
02:26:16,460 --> 02:26:17,540
Thank you very much.

3361
02:26:20,820 --> 02:26:22,100
I was done and dusted

3362
02:26:22,100 --> 02:26:23,460
in no time whatsoever.

3363
02:26:23,780 --> 02:26:24,500
Very clinical.

3364
02:26:24,940 --> 02:26:25,760
Very fast.

3365
02:26:29,760 --> 02:26:30,720
Very economical.

3366
02:26:31,120 --> 02:26:31,980
Missed one of them, though.

3367
02:26:31,980 --> 02:26:42,980
Pile the herbs into the pocket.

3368
02:26:43,780 --> 02:26:45,120
Turn around at pace.

3369
02:26:45,380 --> 02:26:46,580
Get another one over here.

3370
02:26:46,700 --> 02:26:47,260
Another box.

3371
02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:48,900
And then into the gap

3372
02:26:48,900 --> 02:26:49,700
across the way.

3373
02:26:50,080 --> 02:26:50,740
And downstairs,

3374
02:26:50,960 --> 02:26:51,640
where we meet

3375
02:26:51,640 --> 02:26:52,680
fucking Chainsaw

3376
02:26:52,680 --> 02:26:54,020
Sisters

3377
02:26:54,020 --> 02:26:56,380
one and two.

3378
02:26:57,960 --> 02:26:59,040
It'll be easy enough

3379
02:26:59,040 --> 02:27:00,080
to take these guys down.

3380
02:27:00,240 --> 02:27:00,400
I mean,

3381
02:27:00,460 --> 02:27:02,180
I wonder

3382
02:27:02,180 --> 02:27:02,860
if I could actually

3383
02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:03,880
just hide in there

3384
02:27:03,880 --> 02:27:04,800
while I'm doing

3385
02:27:04,800 --> 02:27:06,400
the business downstairs.

3386
02:27:13,760 --> 02:27:15,100
Get that lovely,

3387
02:27:15,360 --> 02:27:16,680
elegant headdress there.

3388
02:27:19,060 --> 02:27:21,420
It's a real gorgeous piece of jewelry

3389
02:27:21,420 --> 02:27:22,520
which can be sold

3390
02:27:22,520 --> 02:27:24,100
at a nice price.

3391
02:27:29,220 --> 02:27:29,740
Now,

3392
02:27:30,220 --> 02:27:31,000
stick her in there.

3393
02:27:31,500 --> 02:27:31,800
Go on.

3394
02:27:32,800 --> 02:27:33,320
What?

3395
02:27:33,740 --> 02:27:34,380
In there.

3396
02:27:35,000 --> 02:27:35,480
Okay.

3397
02:27:36,080 --> 02:27:36,760
Brown mist.

3398
02:27:37,040 --> 02:27:38,180
Thank you very much there.

3399
02:27:38,660 --> 02:27:39,520
Viber Classics.

3400
02:27:39,620 --> 02:27:40,320
Midnight Screamer

3401
02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:41,300
Speedrun Deluxe.

3402
02:27:41,460 --> 02:27:42,160
Over the moon

3403
02:27:42,160 --> 02:27:42,820
to hear the streams

3404
02:27:42,820 --> 02:27:43,220
are being

3405
02:27:43,220 --> 02:27:44,240
belt out at pace.

3406
02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:45,280
Well, look.

3407
02:27:45,820 --> 02:27:46,660
They're not really

3408
02:27:46,660 --> 02:27:47,200
being belt out,

3409
02:27:47,280 --> 02:27:48,400
but they are so far.

3410
02:27:48,820 --> 02:27:49,500
Let's just keep

3411
02:27:49,500 --> 02:27:50,020
the fucking

3412
02:27:50,020 --> 02:27:51,540
show on the road.

3413
02:27:53,920 --> 02:27:55,400
I'm just happy

3414
02:27:55,400 --> 02:27:55,980
that the brightness

3415
02:27:55,980 --> 02:27:56,880
is enough for me

3416
02:27:56,880 --> 02:27:57,420
to go,

3417
02:27:57,520 --> 02:27:57,680
yeah,

3418
02:27:57,740 --> 02:27:58,600
I want to see the next bit

3419
02:27:58,600 --> 02:27:59,180
and the next bit

3420
02:27:59,180 --> 02:27:59,760
and the next bit.

3421
02:28:00,180 --> 02:28:00,880
The biggest fear

3422
02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:01,600
was that the game

3423
02:28:01,600 --> 02:28:02,540
wasn't going to be enjoyable.

3424
02:28:02,540 --> 02:28:04,860
even though I did enjoy it

3425
02:28:04,860 --> 02:28:06,600
the first time around,

3426
02:28:06,700 --> 02:28:07,260
but on stream,

3427
02:28:07,380 --> 02:28:08,260
different kettle of fish,

3428
02:28:08,360 --> 02:28:09,260
but I'm fucking thinking

3429
02:28:09,260 --> 02:28:10,060
it's even better

3430
02:28:10,060 --> 02:28:10,520
this play

3431
02:28:10,520 --> 02:28:11,620
than it was the first time.

3432
02:28:12,400 --> 02:28:12,760
Now,

3433
02:28:12,860 --> 02:28:13,840
what have we got going on?

3434
02:28:13,940 --> 02:28:14,360
Let's see.

3435
02:28:14,480 --> 02:28:15,800
We need to herb ourselves up.

3436
02:28:16,780 --> 02:28:17,540
Mix a few of these

3437
02:28:17,540 --> 02:28:18,500
medicine herbs up.

3438
02:28:19,680 --> 02:28:20,440
Green and yellow.

3439
02:28:21,720 --> 02:28:22,560
And another green

3440
02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:23,040
and a green.

3441
02:28:25,220 --> 02:28:25,920
Oh, man.

3442
02:28:25,960 --> 02:28:26,800
This is going to be tough.

3443
02:28:27,180 --> 02:28:28,440
Grenades could have been done with.

3444
02:28:29,360 --> 02:28:30,840
The herbs with a grenade spray

3445
02:28:30,840 --> 02:28:31,640
with a...

3446
02:28:31,640 --> 02:28:32,960
if we need spray,

3447
02:28:33,060 --> 02:28:33,960
we've got a craft.

3448
02:28:34,040 --> 02:28:35,880
We can craft some shotgun shells.

3449
02:28:36,300 --> 02:28:37,120
Definitely what we need.

3450
02:28:37,200 --> 02:28:38,420
Ken Shamrock,

3451
02:28:38,500 --> 02:28:39,280
thank you very much,

3452
02:28:39,320 --> 02:28:40,020
or Shamhock.

3453
02:28:40,900 --> 02:28:41,820
Thank you very much.

3454
02:28:43,640 --> 02:28:43,920
Yeah.

3455
02:28:56,220 --> 02:28:58,000
blow state needs to be reached.

3456
02:28:58,000 --> 02:29:01,920
So we'll grenade them,

3457
02:29:02,320 --> 02:29:03,160
grenade a wang,

3458
02:29:03,820 --> 02:29:04,380
and then

3459
02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:05,940
into them with the shotgun.

3460
02:29:08,320 --> 02:29:09,840
It's going to be a fucking tough one,

3461
02:29:09,880 --> 02:29:10,340
to be honest.

3462
02:29:10,580 --> 02:29:12,140
The onslaught of zombies,

3463
02:29:12,220 --> 02:29:12,380
then,

3464
02:29:12,440 --> 02:29:13,300
the other side of the room.

3465
02:29:17,200 --> 02:29:18,000
Could be a few goes.

3466
02:29:18,040 --> 02:29:18,360
Let's go.

3467
02:29:18,360 --> 02:29:39,680
with the chainsaw sisters.

3468
02:29:39,680 --> 02:29:44,820
Beautiful bit of business.

3469
02:29:45,560 --> 02:29:53,540
Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba.

3470
02:29:53,540 --> 02:29:53,960
Pause.

3471
02:29:55,500 --> 02:30:00,060
No, no, no.

3472
02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:09,700
Wow.

3473
02:30:09,700 --> 02:30:11,700
No.

3474
02:30:24,200 --> 02:30:24,700
Fuck.

3475
02:30:24,700 --> 02:30:26,700
Fuck.

3476
02:30:50,700 --> 02:30:53,820
Really wasting the fucking ammunition, but fuck it.

3477
02:30:53,820 --> 02:30:54,820
Fuck.

3478
02:30:54,820 --> 02:30:55,820
Fuck.

3479
02:30:55,820 --> 02:31:00,820
Where the fuck did he come out of?

3480
02:31:00,820 --> 02:31:06,820
Oh, God.

3481
02:31:06,820 --> 02:31:08,820
Good luck.

3482
02:31:08,820 --> 02:31:19,820
Oh, God.

3483
02:31:19,820 --> 02:31:21,820
Good luck.

3484
02:31:21,820 --> 02:31:51,800
I'm good.

3485
02:31:51,800 --> 02:31:59,020
Absolutely enthralling. I've not seen entertainment that good since ever, to be honest.

3486
02:31:59,180 --> 02:32:01,620
And I've seen a lot of good entertainment over the years.

3487
02:32:02,880 --> 02:32:03,640
Like what?

3488
02:32:05,200 --> 02:32:09,740
X Factor, Series 7, Episode 8.

3489
02:32:10,560 --> 02:32:14,120
The man with the spoons and the dog that could do the dishes.

3490
02:32:16,920 --> 02:32:18,300
I've seen it. It was rubbish.

3491
02:32:19,260 --> 02:32:20,460
What else have you seen?

3492
02:32:21,780 --> 02:32:23,380
Strictly come wanking.

3493
02:32:25,740 --> 02:32:30,040
Series 4, Episode 9.

3494
02:32:32,460 --> 02:32:34,080
What happened to this?

3495
02:32:35,800 --> 02:32:38,260
I'll leave it to your imagination, mate.

3496
02:32:39,080 --> 02:32:39,760
Vote Labour.

3497
02:32:41,000 --> 02:32:49,420
The inputs are getting fucking even more bizarre from Barry Neville as the fucking game goes on, I feel.

3498
02:32:50,420 --> 02:32:52,480
Yeah, I'm not sure we should have him on anymore.

3499
02:32:52,700 --> 02:32:58,040
I think he's just become a conduit for labour, but he's not even their best exponent, to be honest.

3500
02:32:59,040 --> 02:33:02,040
And as for the entertainment selection he was referencing there.

3501
02:33:02,620 --> 02:33:06,460
Completely and utterly bollocks, because I've never seen any of those shows.

3502
02:33:10,460 --> 02:33:12,720
You have to have seen Strictly, no?

3503
02:33:15,520 --> 02:33:18,240
It's not else about it. It's not my cup of tea.

3504
02:33:18,240 --> 02:33:25,820
I think, though, they should actually make a fucking series like a reality show about buses or bussing.

3505
02:33:25,940 --> 02:33:28,380
Or even like a talent, a bus talent show, maybe.

3506
02:33:29,160 --> 02:33:32,740
Where people on the bus, who are getting on the bus, do talents.

3507
02:33:33,760 --> 02:33:39,260
And then, if they've got a decent enough talent, they can get the fare free or reduced, you know what I mean?

3508
02:33:40,720 --> 02:33:42,000
I wouldn't watch it, Tom.

3509
02:33:42,520 --> 02:33:42,980
Not even...

3510
02:33:42,980 --> 02:33:46,480
And even if you paid me to watch that, I wouldn't watch it.

3511
02:33:48,100 --> 02:33:49,120
I know, but there's...

3512
02:33:49,120 --> 02:33:51,600
Not everyone is in your demographic, like, you know.

3513
02:33:52,240 --> 02:33:55,840
There's people who love that hot, shit-hot bus content.

3514
02:33:56,980 --> 02:33:59,620
You know, and that's sadly lacking in the world at these...

3515
02:33:59,620 --> 02:34:01,780
These tried and tasted times, you know?

3516
02:34:05,040 --> 02:34:07,100
I think we've got everything there, anyway.

3517
02:34:09,840 --> 02:34:12,540
Toaster Simulator, thanks very much for the tip.

3518
02:34:12,640 --> 02:34:15,520
Ken Shamrock, thank you very much.

3519
02:34:17,420 --> 02:34:20,000
And Brown Mist, thank you very much as well.

3520
02:34:20,740 --> 02:34:21,880
So, what do we have here?

3521
02:34:21,920 --> 02:34:23,320
Do we have a key for this place?

3522
02:34:23,400 --> 02:34:24,180
Or do we have a crank?

3523
02:34:27,580 --> 02:34:28,560
Or you have to hold it down.

3524
02:34:31,400 --> 02:34:32,500
Come bus with me.

3525
02:34:35,640 --> 02:34:36,720
Temptation bus ride.

3526
02:34:36,720 --> 02:34:38,740
That's meant to be a compliment.

3527
02:34:56,020 --> 02:34:56,420
Mm-hmm.

3528
02:34:57,520 --> 02:34:58,900
Yeah, it's so much pace going on.

3529
02:34:58,900 --> 02:35:02,140
Sorry, I just actually got a bit fucking blinded by the amount of pace then.

3530
02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:04,480
See the way I took out the chainsaw, Sisterism?

3531
02:35:05,320 --> 02:35:06,760
Did they drop anything?

3532
02:35:06,900 --> 02:35:08,720
I think I picked something up.

3533
02:35:08,760 --> 02:35:09,700
They dropped the crank, did they?

3534
02:35:11,380 --> 02:35:11,780
Yeah.

3535
02:35:11,900 --> 02:35:12,560
I mean, it's just...

3536
02:35:13,900 --> 02:35:14,940
It's sensual.

3537
02:35:14,940 --> 02:35:19,400
You did a good job, alright.

3538
02:35:19,520 --> 02:35:22,360
Well, I have to say, you wasted a hell of a lot of ammunition.

3539
02:35:23,080 --> 02:35:27,000
And you could have approached the situation with a little bit more grace and dexterity.

3540
02:35:27,500 --> 02:35:32,380
You would have eventually been able to vanquish your enemies using minimal brute force and ignorance.

3541
02:35:32,860 --> 02:35:34,720
But you opted for the brute force and ignorance.

3542
02:35:35,440 --> 02:35:37,960
And you'll be paying the price down the line, as I said before.

3543
02:35:39,320 --> 02:35:40,800
We've got to live in the moment, Tom.

3544
02:35:40,860 --> 02:35:42,600
It's not all about the future or the past.

3545
02:35:44,100 --> 02:35:47,920
I was getting deep into the old fucking existential bullshit there yesterday.

3546
02:35:48,220 --> 02:35:50,920
And, you know, it's not good for you eventually.

3547
02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:54,720
If you spend too long in that realm, you could be fucked.

3548
02:35:55,180 --> 02:35:57,560
There's a situation now with Sadler, I believe.

3549
02:35:57,720 --> 02:35:58,980
We need to run like fuck.

3550
02:36:07,320 --> 02:36:08,020
Uh-oh.

3551
02:36:10,420 --> 02:36:12,220
We've already fucked it up there now.

3552
02:36:16,360 --> 02:36:17,460
NES is after you.

3553
02:36:18,280 --> 02:36:18,540
Uh-oh.

3554
02:36:19,480 --> 02:36:19,960
There we go.

3555
02:36:20,400 --> 02:36:20,720
Come on.

3556
02:36:26,020 --> 02:36:26,900
Fuck you, Em.

3557
02:36:26,900 --> 02:36:40,560
Shit, come on.

3558
02:36:40,560 --> 02:36:40,560
Shit, come on.

3559
02:36:44,420 --> 02:36:45,280
As he got her.

3560
02:36:47,020 --> 02:36:47,460
Come on.

3561
02:36:47,460 --> 02:36:47,520
Come on.

3562
02:36:51,940 --> 02:36:53,120
This way.

3563
02:36:54,880 --> 02:36:59,220
There's a way of doing that without fucking wasting a load of ammunition.

3564
02:36:59,740 --> 02:37:01,740
Obviously, I haven't done that, but who cares?

3565
02:37:01,980 --> 02:37:02,300
Peace.

3566
02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:05,820
Really plowing through the game at the moment.

3567
02:37:07,640 --> 02:37:08,800
It's too loud as well.

3568
02:37:09,020 --> 02:37:10,760
The volume is too loud, I believe.

3569
02:37:11,400 --> 02:37:14,100
And Milas, thanks so much for the tip, Milas.

3570
02:37:14,440 --> 02:37:15,780
It's great to have you, Milas.

3571
02:37:15,780 --> 02:37:16,840
Thanks very much.

3572
02:37:17,080 --> 02:37:17,560
Close one.

3573
02:37:20,600 --> 02:37:22,160
Thank you very much, sir, Milas.

3574
02:37:24,160 --> 02:37:24,920
Very kind, yeah.

3575
02:37:28,920 --> 02:37:33,680
Lovely bit of skill, technique, and dexterity from Leon.

3576
02:37:33,920 --> 02:37:37,140
Didn't think he had it in him, to be honest with you, going forward.

3577
02:37:37,260 --> 02:37:42,480
But as it stands today, from where I'm sitting now, right here, in the position I'm in, and my field outstanding,

3578
02:37:43,220 --> 02:37:49,500
what I'm looking at is something quite unique, quite amazing, quite unbelievable.

3579
02:37:50,040 --> 02:37:51,040
I'll do my job.

3580
02:37:51,240 --> 02:37:53,980
And I can't wait to see what you've got ahead of you now.

3581
02:38:00,700 --> 02:38:06,560
If there was a way of just buying loads of ammo from the, uh, the bucking over here, the merchant,

3582
02:38:06,720 --> 02:38:07,700
that will really help.

3583
02:38:07,820 --> 02:38:08,360
But you can't.

3584
02:38:10,360 --> 02:38:11,840
Can we sell him some shit?

3585
02:38:16,880 --> 02:38:17,640
What do we need?

3586
02:38:17,720 --> 02:38:19,040
What do, what don't we need?

3587
02:38:19,160 --> 02:38:19,920
What don't we need?

3588
02:38:20,040 --> 02:38:21,940
I think I sold him the golden egg before.

3589
02:38:22,280 --> 02:38:23,480
That was a mistake.

3590
02:38:33,020 --> 02:38:33,660
Get into it.

3591
02:38:33,680 --> 02:38:40,320
Well, we're just, uh, we're going to Tormi wave just while I'm doing the fucking, uh, putting jewels into the thing.

3592
02:38:41,440 --> 02:38:42,600
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

3593
02:38:44,160 --> 02:38:45,380
I'm going to chill out Tormi.

3594
02:38:45,380 --> 02:38:47,000
I wouldn't come out here in a fit, otherwise.

3595
02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,620
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

3596
02:38:51,760 --> 02:38:52,280
No point.

3597
02:38:52,340 --> 02:38:52,820
It's out of the net.

3598
02:38:52,820 --> 02:38:53,980
I know you're a good bloke yourself.

3599
02:38:55,120 --> 02:38:56,300
Good bloke yourself.

3600
02:38:57,080 --> 02:38:57,640
You're guilty.

3601
02:38:58,920 --> 02:38:59,700
As charged.

3602
02:39:00,120 --> 02:39:00,740
As charged.

3603
02:39:01,060 --> 02:39:01,600
You're guilty.

3604
02:39:02,880 --> 02:39:04,360
The hangman judge a jury.

3605
02:39:05,320 --> 02:39:05,800
Dopers.

3606
02:39:05,800 --> 02:39:06,160
Guilty.

3607
02:39:06,360 --> 02:39:06,800
Dopers.

3608
02:39:06,900 --> 02:39:07,160
Guilty.

3609
02:39:07,340 --> 02:39:07,780
Dopers.

3610
02:39:07,860 --> 02:39:08,260
Dopers.

3611
02:39:08,360 --> 02:39:08,780
Dopers.

3612
02:39:08,900 --> 02:39:09,180
Guilty.

3613
02:39:09,420 --> 02:39:10,300
Marijuana smokers.

3614
02:39:11,320 --> 02:39:12,300
Marijuana smokers.

3615
02:39:12,500 --> 02:39:13,200
Anguish kind of.

3616
02:39:13,260 --> 02:39:13,880
Thank you very much.

3617
02:39:14,440 --> 02:39:16,540
Boss fight coming up with fucking Sadler.

3618
02:39:16,860 --> 02:39:17,860
Everybody here taking amphetamines.

3619
02:39:18,900 --> 02:39:20,720
The best of my knowledge anyway at the moment.

3620
02:39:21,040 --> 02:39:21,600
Great men.

3621
02:39:22,040 --> 02:39:22,360
Of Irish.

3622
02:39:22,360 --> 02:39:22,720
Dopers.

3623
02:39:22,880 --> 02:39:23,600
Great men.

3624
02:39:24,140 --> 02:39:24,980
Marijuana smokers.

3625
02:39:25,040 --> 02:39:26,040
Question for Gary Devil.

3626
02:39:26,120 --> 02:39:27,000
Thank you very much.

3627
02:39:27,160 --> 02:39:28,280
15 amphetamines.

3628
02:39:29,300 --> 02:39:33,560
Does Gary believe that United will make the top four this season?

3629
02:39:34,100 --> 02:39:34,580
Do that.

3630
02:39:34,720 --> 02:39:35,680
I'll ask him in a minute.

3631
02:39:35,820 --> 02:39:39,720
Let me just see if we can trade and get something nice off this fucker first.

3632
02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:43,140
The only reason I'm out here tonight is because of what they're doing to this movie.

3633
02:39:43,140 --> 02:39:43,900
They're going to get crevated.

3634
02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:47,080
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

3635
02:39:48,660 --> 02:39:49,440
Ruby's alright.

3636
02:39:49,440 --> 02:39:50,620
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

3637
02:39:53,120 --> 02:39:55,000
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

3638
02:39:55,560 --> 02:39:56,600
Oh chicken egg.

3639
02:39:57,440 --> 02:39:57,900
Sell that.

3640
02:39:58,160 --> 02:39:58,760
Sell all that.

3641
02:39:58,880 --> 02:39:59,480
Keep all that.

3642
02:40:01,140 --> 02:40:03,100
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

3643
02:40:03,100 --> 02:40:06,600
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

3644
02:40:07,280 --> 02:40:08,060
That's the first thing.

3645
02:40:08,140 --> 02:40:08,880
That's very relevant.

3646
02:40:09,360 --> 02:40:11,100
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

3647
02:40:11,780 --> 02:40:12,580
Worth it down.

3648
02:40:13,320 --> 02:40:14,640
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

3649
02:40:15,640 --> 02:40:19,140
That you couldn't inject Epo into yourself in 1987.

3650
02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:21,760
Because it wasn't available in 1987.

3651
02:40:21,760 --> 02:40:22,380
As charged.

3652
02:40:22,480 --> 02:40:23,380
Caught as charged.

3653
02:40:23,380 --> 02:40:24,480
Ticket amphetamine as charged.

3654
02:40:24,480 --> 02:40:25,620
I'm only two.

3655
02:40:25,700 --> 02:40:27,560
Only two jewels.

3656
02:40:28,340 --> 02:40:31,480
Only two pink jewels off of the Redscope site.

3657
02:40:31,480 --> 02:40:41,100
So we've got to fight now with Saddler.

3658
02:40:53,660 --> 02:40:54,020
Hmm.

3659
02:40:59,740 --> 02:41:01,520
I could do with shotgun shells you know.

3660
02:41:12,640 --> 02:41:14,800
We're going into a hard scenario here.

3661
02:41:15,160 --> 02:41:18,420
Does Gary believe that United will make the top four this season?

3662
02:41:18,600 --> 02:41:18,880
Gary.

3663
02:41:19,740 --> 02:41:20,980
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

3664
02:41:21,420 --> 02:41:23,780
That's not the right thing Gary.

3665
02:41:24,620 --> 02:41:25,060
Gary.

3666
02:41:27,740 --> 02:41:30,000
Don't know what you're doing there playing those tunes.

3667
02:41:30,180 --> 02:41:31,820
But thanks very much for the tip there.

3668
02:41:31,860 --> 02:41:32,840
Ice cream Wednesday.

3669
02:41:33,780 --> 02:41:35,900
Do I believe United will make the top four?

3670
02:41:36,060 --> 02:41:37,160
It's looking tight.

3671
02:41:37,280 --> 02:41:37,820
To be honest.

3672
02:41:37,920 --> 02:41:39,040
I'm not particularly too sure.

3673
02:41:39,140 --> 02:41:40,900
But what I do know and what I can say.

3674
02:41:41,400 --> 02:41:43,180
Is that beginning today.

3675
02:41:43,260 --> 02:41:43,980
Adam Sandler.

3676
02:41:44,060 --> 02:41:44,780
Thanks for the tip.

3677
02:41:44,980 --> 02:41:50,500
I actually didn't think you were going to make it to Saddler's gaff before five hours.

3678
02:41:50,640 --> 02:41:51,260
And do you know what?

3679
02:41:51,300 --> 02:41:51,820
You haven't.

3680
02:41:51,880 --> 02:41:52,660
It's 5.13.

3681
02:41:54,520 --> 02:41:54,840
Look.

3682
02:41:55,800 --> 02:41:57,540
It's hit and miss at the moment.

3683
02:41:58,020 --> 02:42:01,980
Whether or not you're going to be able to take Saddler down is one thing.

3684
02:42:02,100 --> 02:42:04,840
Whether or not you've got to take Salazar down is another.

3685
02:42:05,000 --> 02:42:07,620
We know the amount of money he's put into this team with Ganados.

3686
02:42:07,960 --> 02:42:15,740
And we know what he's given the manager, Saddler, a lot of leeway with transfers and with players and Ganados as well.

3687
02:42:16,180 --> 02:42:23,560
I just, I don't think, I don't think you're going to come away with something after this match up here.

3688
02:42:23,680 --> 02:42:25,260
I think it's going to take a few goes.

3689
02:42:25,660 --> 02:42:30,960
And then I think you're going to have to really scrimp and save to get back at Saddler.

3690
02:42:38,640 --> 02:42:40,220
Thanks very much there, Captain Sack.

3691
02:42:40,560 --> 02:42:41,960
Yeah, it's going to be a fucking tough one.

3692
02:42:42,420 --> 02:42:43,640
It's going to be a fucking tough one.

3693
02:42:46,220 --> 02:42:47,740
And I think I can do it.

3694
02:42:48,420 --> 02:42:49,740
But we're on chapter six.

3695
02:42:50,040 --> 02:42:52,220
After we kill this fucker, it'll be chapter seven.

3696
02:42:52,340 --> 02:42:55,760
And we'll be at chapter seven by five and a half hours.

3697
02:42:56,720 --> 02:42:58,440
Pending the result of this.

3698
02:42:59,440 --> 02:43:02,280
I wonder if you keep on, if I kill him, right?

3699
02:43:02,380 --> 02:43:05,080
If he keeps killing me and then I have to reload and start again.

3700
02:43:05,380 --> 02:43:07,560
Does the clock keep that?

3701
02:43:07,980 --> 02:43:09,500
Or does it, the clock reset?

3702
02:43:09,840 --> 02:43:12,180
Do you know, it's five hours and 13 here now.

3703
02:43:13,460 --> 02:43:16,220
See, I go into the battle and I'm battling him for two or three minutes.

3704
02:43:16,600 --> 02:43:17,620
Then he kills me.

3705
02:43:17,900 --> 02:43:18,480
It goes back.

3706
02:43:18,620 --> 02:43:20,040
Will it be 513 again?

3707
02:43:20,200 --> 02:43:22,740
Or will it have counted the time that I faced him?

3708
02:43:24,280 --> 02:43:25,160
Clock keeps that.

3709
02:43:25,280 --> 02:43:27,020
Only resets if you quit to the main menu.

3710
02:43:27,020 --> 02:43:27,280
Okay.

3711
02:43:27,560 --> 02:43:27,900
Okay.

3712
02:43:28,000 --> 02:43:28,260
Okay.

3713
02:43:28,840 --> 02:43:30,200
Flood is in the fucking chat.

3714
02:43:33,600 --> 02:43:34,120
Yeah.

3715
02:43:34,880 --> 02:43:35,400
Yeah.

3716
02:43:36,000 --> 02:43:36,520
Yeah.

3717
02:43:36,920 --> 02:43:37,440
Yeah.

3718
02:43:37,840 --> 02:43:38,060
Yeah.

3719
02:43:38,220 --> 02:43:38,340
Yeah.

3720
02:43:38,500 --> 02:43:38,760
Okay.

3721
02:43:42,000 --> 02:43:50,020
So just keep the head down, the shoulders out wide, the chest out, and keep your fucking,

3722
02:43:50,200 --> 02:43:52,260
your guns cocked, ready to blow.

3723
02:43:53,000 --> 02:43:54,480
Because this ain't going to be easy.

3724
02:43:54,480 --> 02:43:55,720
But best luck with it anyway.

3725
02:43:57,760 --> 02:43:58,480
Thanks, Tom.

3726
02:43:59,200 --> 02:44:00,540
That's the best we've got here.

3727
02:44:00,640 --> 02:44:04,200
I'm just going to have to go for the win here with these guys, what I've got on me.

3728
02:44:05,240 --> 02:44:06,120
Three shotgun shells.

3729
02:44:06,220 --> 02:44:09,080
Hopefully we can rustle something up out of the woodwork when we get in there.

3730
02:44:12,520 --> 02:44:21,880
Here we go. It's all on. Question for Fontaine, thank you very much. We'll get to you in a moment when we've vanquished these utter scumbags.

3731
02:44:30,160 --> 02:44:31,760
Captain Sack, thank you very much.

3732
02:44:31,760 --> 02:44:58,760
Captain Sack, thank you very much. It's gonna get nasty.

3733
02:44:58,760 --> 02:45:28,740
Captain Sack, thank you very much. That was not what I was anticipating on happening. I thought, I'm just gonna get rid of the fucking shotgun.

3734
02:45:28,740 --> 02:45:36,740
The shotgun shells straight away from the crack. Now, not great. A lot of dodging and ducking and diving needs to be done here. And parrying.

3735
02:45:40,740 --> 02:45:52,740
Could really have had the shotgun for that. Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time.

3736
02:45:52,740 --> 02:46:02,740
Could really have had the shotgun for that. Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time.

3737
02:46:04,740 --> 02:46:16,740
Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time.

3738
02:46:16,740 --> 02:46:28,740
Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time. We'll know for next time.

3739
02:46:28,740 --> 02:46:38,740
We've got a bit of gunpowder. We can craft a few shotgun shells. We need a couple more gunpowder. We'll find that. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3740
02:46:38,740 --> 02:46:50,740
Could have saved the shotgun. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3741
02:46:50,740 --> 02:46:52,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3742
02:46:52,740 --> 02:46:54,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3743
02:46:54,740 --> 02:46:56,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3744
02:46:56,740 --> 02:46:58,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3745
02:46:58,740 --> 02:47:00,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3746
02:47:00,740 --> 02:47:02,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3747
02:47:02,740 --> 02:47:04,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3748
02:47:04,740 --> 02:47:06,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3749
02:47:06,740 --> 02:47:08,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3750
02:47:08,740 --> 02:47:10,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3751
02:47:10,740 --> 02:47:12,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3752
02:47:12,740 --> 02:47:14,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3753
02:47:14,740 --> 02:47:16,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3754
02:47:16,740 --> 02:47:18,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3755
02:47:18,740 --> 02:47:20,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3756
02:47:20,740 --> 02:47:22,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3757
02:47:22,740 --> 02:47:24,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3758
02:47:24,740 --> 02:47:26,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3759
02:47:26,740 --> 02:47:28,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3760
02:47:28,740 --> 02:47:29,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3761
02:47:29,740 --> 02:47:30,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3762
02:47:30,740 --> 02:47:31,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3763
02:47:31,740 --> 02:47:32,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3764
02:47:32,740 --> 02:47:33,740
Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute.

3765
02:47:33,740 --> 02:47:37,660
There we go.

3766
02:47:37,660 --> 02:47:50,680
He's... hey, he's half the man he used to be.

3767
02:47:50,680 --> 02:47:52,800
Nintendo Game Boy!

3768
02:47:52,800 --> 02:47:54,020
Nintendo's Game Boy.

3769
02:47:54,020 --> 02:48:11,900
Nintendo Game Boy: I guess your tap dancing days are over.

3770
02:48:11,900 --> 02:48:16,700
Oh yeah, should have got out the way of those fire logs now.

3771
02:48:16,700 --> 02:48:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Oh fuck. He's doing well the cunt. He's fucking doing well the bollocks.

3772
02:48:39,700 --> 02:49:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Oh no. So how am I going to kill the cunt now if I have no rifle rounds?

3773
02:49:03,700 --> 02:49:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Paddy Cosgrave, thanks very much there. I hope you're doing well. I'd say I just used the broken butterfly maybe, is it?

3774
02:49:10,700 --> 02:49:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Question for Fontaine: "Do you ever crack the big case in LA?"

3775
02:49:14,700 --> 02:49:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I don't know. I'm not Fontaine. I'll have to ask him. Is he even called Fontaine?

3776
02:49:18,700 --> 02:49:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Paddy Cosgrave, thanks very much. He said: "I've got WhatsApp screenshots of Leo the Lion doing... doing...

3777
02:49:25,700 --> 02:49:31,700
*Bleep* of crushed up *Bleep* at Connor Williams epic gaff party the last week.

3778
02:49:31,700 --> 02:49:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'll release once you beat this boss up and do a rap."

3779
02:49:34,700 --> 02:49:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm sorry I forgot to do a rap there to...

3780
02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Somebody was asking. Somebody sent in a lovely, beautiful, gorgeous tip there about half an hour ago.

3781
02:49:43,700 --> 02:49:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I shite it on about saying doing a rap. Didn't work out for me. Didn't work out for me.

3782
02:49:48,700 --> 02:49:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And now I'm not well. I'm out of sorts.

3783
02:49:54,700 --> 02:50:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Right, I'm gonna just fuckin' amalgamate some of that into shotgun...

3784
02:50:00,700 --> 02:50:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Maybe I'll amalgamate some of that into the uh...

3785
02:50:05,700 --> 02:50:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Dilemma here now. Do I make rifle rounds or do I make shotgun shells?

3786
02:50:13,700 --> 02:50:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'd say I could finish this guy. This is a bit of a bold statement. I think I can finish him.

3787
02:50:17,700 --> 02:50:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: With the Red Nine.

3788
02:50:21,700 --> 02:50:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: That is a total and absolute lie.

3789
02:50:23,700 --> 02:50:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I think I'm gonna finish this cunt.

3790
02:50:28,700 --> 02:50:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: With the Red Nine.

3791
02:50:31,700 --> 02:50:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Don't you have a life!

3792
02:50:32,700 --> 02:50:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Uh... Or will I?

3793
02:50:39,700 --> 02:50:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I pussy out of that and just fuckin' use the rifle or will I go for it?

3794
02:50:44,700 --> 02:50:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine.

3795
02:50:46,700 --> 02:50:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine.

3796
02:50:47,700 --> 02:50:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We're here for a good time, not a long time.

3797
02:50:49,700 --> 02:50:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We're here for a Red Nine, not a fuckin' Five Nine.

3798
02:50:52,700 --> 02:50:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Eat some of this you fuckin' weird cunt!

3799
02:50:58,700 --> 02:51:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Need to put a herb into me. Oh, it's gone.

3800
02:51:04,700 --> 02:51:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Maybe uh... should've done that with a rifle.

3801
02:51:07,700 --> 02:51:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I've got no bullets in anything now.

3802
02:51:11,700 --> 02:51:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, I'm a bit too... I'm not gonna bother with that Red Nine.

3803
02:51:22,700 --> 02:51:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'd have to reload it. I'll put the scope on this and see how we get on.

3804
02:51:26,700 --> 02:51:37,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The revolver is got, but I'd rather him come closer and then I'll give him a taste of that.

3805
02:51:37,700 --> 02:51:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: At the moment he's...

3806
02:51:40,700 --> 02:51:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Up in... Up in the guards.

3807
02:51:42,700 --> 02:51:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Ah fuck it, we'll Red Nine him.

3808
02:51:44,700 --> 02:51:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3809
02:51:45,700 --> 02:51:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3810
02:51:47,700 --> 02:51:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3811
02:51:48,700 --> 02:51:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3812
02:51:49,700 --> 02:51:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3813
02:51:50,700 --> 02:51:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3814
02:51:51,700 --> 02:51:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3815
02:51:52,700 --> 02:51:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3816
02:51:53,700 --> 02:51:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3817
02:51:54,700 --> 02:51:55,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3818
02:51:55,700 --> 02:51:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3819
02:51:56,700 --> 02:51:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3820
02:51:57,700 --> 02:51:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3821
02:51:58,700 --> 02:51:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3822
02:51:59,700 --> 02:52:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3823
02:52:00,700 --> 02:52:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3824
02:52:01,700 --> 02:52:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3825
02:52:02,700 --> 02:52:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3826
02:52:03,700 --> 02:52:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3827
02:52:04,700 --> 02:52:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3828
02:52:05,700 --> 02:52:06,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3829
02:52:06,700 --> 02:52:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3830
02:52:07,700 --> 02:52:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3831
02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3832
02:52:09,700 --> 02:52:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3833
02:52:10,700 --> 02:52:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3834
02:52:11,700 --> 02:52:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3835
02:52:12,700 --> 02:52:13,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3836
02:52:13,700 --> 02:52:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3837
02:52:14,700 --> 02:52:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3838
02:52:15,700 --> 02:52:16,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3839
02:52:16,700 --> 02:52:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3840
02:52:17,700 --> 02:52:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3841
02:52:18,700 --> 02:52:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3842
02:52:19,700 --> 02:52:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3843
02:52:20,700 --> 02:52:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3844
02:52:21,700 --> 02:52:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3845
02:52:22,700 --> 02:52:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3846
02:52:23,700 --> 02:52:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3847
02:52:24,700 --> 02:52:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3848
02:52:25,700 --> 02:52:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3849
02:52:26,700 --> 02:52:27,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3850
02:52:27,700 --> 02:52:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3851
02:52:28,700 --> 02:52:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3852
02:52:29,700 --> 02:52:30,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3853
02:52:30,700 --> 02:52:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3854
02:52:31,700 --> 02:52:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3855
02:52:32,700 --> 02:52:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3856
02:52:33,700 --> 02:52:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3857
02:52:34,700 --> 02:52:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3858
02:52:35,700 --> 02:52:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3859
02:52:36,700 --> 02:52:37,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3860
02:52:37,700 --> 02:52:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3861
02:52:38,700 --> 02:52:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3862
02:52:39,700 --> 02:52:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3863
02:52:40,700 --> 02:52:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3864
02:52:41,700 --> 02:52:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3865
02:52:42,700 --> 02:52:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3866
02:52:43,700 --> 02:52:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3867
02:52:44,700 --> 02:52:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3868
02:52:45,700 --> 02:52:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3869
02:52:46,700 --> 02:52:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3870
02:52:47,700 --> 02:52:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3871
02:52:48,700 --> 02:52:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3872
02:52:49,700 --> 02:52:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3873
02:52:50,700 --> 02:52:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3874
02:52:51,700 --> 02:52:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3875
02:52:52,700 --> 02:52:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3876
02:52:53,700 --> 02:52:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3877
02:52:54,700 --> 02:52:55,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3878
02:52:55,700 --> 02:52:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3879
02:52:56,700 --> 02:52:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3880
02:52:57,700 --> 02:52:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3881
02:52:58,700 --> 02:52:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3882
02:52:59,700 --> 02:53:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3883
02:53:00,700 --> 02:53:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3884
02:53:01,700 --> 02:53:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3885
02:53:02,700 --> 02:53:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3886
02:53:03,700 --> 02:53:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3887
02:53:04,700 --> 02:53:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3888
02:53:05,700 --> 02:53:06,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3889
02:53:06,700 --> 02:53:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3890
02:53:07,700 --> 02:53:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3891
02:53:08,700 --> 02:53:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3892
02:53:09,700 --> 02:53:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3893
02:53:10,700 --> 02:53:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3894
02:53:11,700 --> 02:53:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3895
02:53:12,700 --> 02:53:13,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3896
02:53:13,700 --> 02:53:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3897
02:53:14,700 --> 02:53:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3898
02:53:15,700 --> 02:53:16,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3899
02:53:16,700 --> 02:53:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3900
02:53:17,700 --> 02:53:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3901
02:53:18,700 --> 02:53:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3902
02:53:19,700 --> 02:53:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3903
02:53:20,700 --> 02:53:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3904
02:53:21,700 --> 02:53:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3905
02:53:22,700 --> 02:53:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3906
02:53:23,700 --> 02:53:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3907
02:53:24,700 --> 02:53:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3908
02:53:25,700 --> 02:53:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3909
02:53:26,700 --> 02:53:27,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3910
02:53:27,700 --> 02:53:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3911
02:53:28,700 --> 02:53:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3912
02:53:29,700 --> 02:53:30,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3913
02:53:30,700 --> 02:53:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3914
02:53:31,700 --> 02:53:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3915
02:53:32,700 --> 02:53:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3916
02:53:33,700 --> 02:53:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3917
02:53:34,700 --> 02:53:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3918
02:53:35,700 --> 02:53:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3919
02:53:36,700 --> 02:53:37,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3920
02:53:37,700 --> 02:53:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3921
02:53:38,700 --> 02:53:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3922
02:53:39,700 --> 02:53:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3923
02:53:40,700 --> 02:53:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3924
02:53:41,700 --> 02:53:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3925
02:53:42,700 --> 02:53:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3926
02:53:43,700 --> 02:53:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3927
02:53:44,700 --> 02:53:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3928
02:53:45,700 --> 02:53:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3929
02:53:46,700 --> 02:53:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3930
02:53:47,700 --> 02:53:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3931
02:53:48,700 --> 02:53:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3932
02:53:49,700 --> 02:53:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3933
02:53:50,700 --> 02:53:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3934
02:53:51,700 --> 02:53:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3935
02:53:52,700 --> 02:53:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3936
02:53:53,700 --> 02:53:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3937
02:53:54,700 --> 02:53:55,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3938
02:53:55,700 --> 02:53:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3939
02:53:56,700 --> 02:53:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3940
02:53:57,700 --> 02:53:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3941
02:53:58,700 --> 02:53:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3942
02:53:59,700 --> 02:54:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3943
02:54:00,700 --> 02:54:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3944
02:54:01,700 --> 02:54:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3945
02:54:02,700 --> 02:54:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3946
02:54:03,700 --> 02:54:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3947
02:54:04,700 --> 02:54:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3948
02:54:05,700 --> 02:54:06,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3949
02:54:06,700 --> 02:54:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3950
02:54:07,700 --> 02:54:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3951
02:54:08,700 --> 02:54:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3952
02:54:09,700 --> 02:54:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3953
02:54:10,700 --> 02:54:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3954
02:54:11,700 --> 02:54:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3955
02:54:12,700 --> 02:54:13,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3956
02:54:13,700 --> 02:54:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3957
02:54:14,700 --> 02:54:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3958
02:54:15,700 --> 02:54:16,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3959
02:54:16,700 --> 02:54:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3960
02:54:17,700 --> 02:54:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3961
02:54:18,700 --> 02:54:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3962
02:54:19,700 --> 02:54:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3963
02:54:20,700 --> 02:54:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3964
02:54:21,700 --> 02:54:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3965
02:54:22,700 --> 02:54:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3966
02:54:23,700 --> 02:54:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3967
02:54:24,700 --> 02:54:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3968
02:54:25,700 --> 02:54:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3969
02:54:26,700 --> 02:54:27,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3970
02:54:27,700 --> 02:54:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3971
02:54:28,700 --> 02:54:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3972
02:54:29,700 --> 02:54:30,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3973
02:54:30,700 --> 02:54:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3974
02:54:31,700 --> 02:54:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3975
02:54:32,700 --> 02:54:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3976
02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3977
02:54:34,700 --> 02:54:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3978
02:54:35,700 --> 02:54:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3979
02:54:36,700 --> 02:54:37,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3980
02:54:37,700 --> 02:54:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3981
02:54:38,700 --> 02:54:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3982
02:54:39,700 --> 02:54:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3983
02:54:40,700 --> 02:54:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3984
02:54:41,700 --> 02:54:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3985
02:54:42,700 --> 02:54:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3986
02:54:43,700 --> 02:54:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3987
02:54:44,700 --> 02:54:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3988
02:54:45,700 --> 02:54:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3989
02:54:46,700 --> 02:54:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3990
02:54:47,700 --> 02:54:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3991
02:54:48,700 --> 02:54:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3992
02:54:49,700 --> 02:54:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3993
02:54:50,700 --> 02:54:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3994
02:54:51,700 --> 02:54:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3995
02:54:52,700 --> 02:54:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3996
02:54:53,700 --> 02:54:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3997
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3998
02:54:55,700 --> 02:54:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

3999
02:54:56,700 --> 02:54:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4000
02:54:57,700 --> 02:54:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4001
02:54:58,700 --> 02:54:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4002
02:54:59,700 --> 02:55:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4003
02:55:00,700 --> 02:55:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4004
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4005
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4006
02:55:03,700 --> 02:55:04,700
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4007
02:55:04,700 --> 02:55:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4008
02:55:05,700 --> 02:55:06,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4009
02:55:06,700 --> 02:55:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4010
02:55:07,700 --> 02:55:08,700
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4011
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4012
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4013
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4014
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4015
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4016
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4017
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4018
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4019
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4020
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4021
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4022
02:55:19,700 --> 02:55:20,700
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4023
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4024
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4025
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4026
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4027
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4028
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4029
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4030
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4031
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4032
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4033
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4034
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4035
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4036
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4037
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4038
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4039
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4040
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4041
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4042
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4043
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4044
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4045
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4046
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4047
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4048
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4049
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4050
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4051
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4052
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4053
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4054
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4055
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4056
02:55:53,700 --> 02:55:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4057
02:55:54,700 --> 02:55:55,700
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4058
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4059
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4060
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4061
02:55:58,700 --> 02:55:59,700
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4062
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4063
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4064
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4065
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4066
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4067
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4068
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4069
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4070
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4071
02:56:08,700 --> 02:56:09,700
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4072
02:56:09,700 --> 02:56:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4073
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4074
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4075
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4076
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4077
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4078
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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4079
02:56:16,700 --> 02:56:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4080
02:56:17,700 --> 02:56:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4081
02:56:18,700 --> 02:56:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4082
02:56:19,700 --> 02:56:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4083
02:56:20,700 --> 02:56:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4084
02:56:21,700 --> 02:56:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4085
02:56:22,700 --> 02:56:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4086
02:56:23,700 --> 02:56:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4087
02:56:24,700 --> 02:56:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4088
02:56:25,700 --> 02:56:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4089
02:56:26,700 --> 02:56:27,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4090
02:56:27,700 --> 02:56:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4091
02:56:28,700 --> 02:56:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4092
02:56:29,700 --> 02:56:30,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4093
02:56:30,700 --> 02:56:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4094
02:56:31,700 --> 02:56:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4095
02:56:32,700 --> 02:56:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him.

4096
02:56:33,700 --> 02:56:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Luis.

4097
02:56:34,700 --> 02:56:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Talking shite.

4098
02:56:35,700 --> 02:56:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Well I wanted to go home,

4099
02:56:36,700 --> 02:56:38,700
but Ashley just had to see this castle first.

4100
02:56:38,700 --> 02:56:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Perfect, because I have a present I want to give you.

4101
02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Medicine that will help to suppress the progress of your problem.

4102
02:56:45,700 --> 02:56:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Where do we go?

4103
02:56:46,700 --> 02:56:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Let's see.

4104
02:56:47,700 --> 02:56:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Come to the courtyard inside of the castle.

4105
02:56:50,700 --> 02:56:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We can meet up there.

4106
02:56:52,700 --> 02:56:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Ciao.

4107
02:56:53,700 --> 02:56:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Ciao.

4108
02:56:54,700 --> 02:56:55,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Alright Ashley.

4109
02:56:55,700 --> 02:56:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Luis just said.

4110
02:56:56,700 --> 02:56:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I got it.

4111
02:56:57,700 --> 02:56:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Guess we better get going.

4112
02:56:58,700 --> 02:56:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I got it.

4113
02:56:59,700 --> 02:57:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I got it.

4114
02:57:00,700 --> 02:57:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Guess we better get going.

4115
02:57:01,700 --> 02:57:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We sorry I did promise someone who tips their rap because this was Paddy.

4116
02:57:09,700 --> 02:57:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much Paddy Cosgrave.

4117
02:57:12,700 --> 02:57:13,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Let's see what we've got.

4118
02:57:13,700 --> 02:57:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Hopefully it's when I stop like this.

4119
02:57:15,700 --> 02:57:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm not sure I'm feeling it because there was a big moment there, but no,

4120
02:57:18,700 --> 02:57:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: keep the keep the the the vibe going.

4121
02:57:20,700 --> 02:57:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Just think about what I just did there.

4122
02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I managed to take down one of you know, a linchpin boss Sadler in one go in front of everyone.

4123
02:57:28,700 --> 02:57:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, that's pretty fucking good and it fills me with a lot of confidence going into this rap.

4124
02:57:33,700 --> 02:57:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Let's see what we can go and what we can deliver.

4125
02:57:35,700 --> 02:57:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm not promising anything, but what I am promising is that I'll try my best.

4126
02:57:38,700 --> 02:57:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Let's give it a go.

4127
02:57:39,700 --> 02:57:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah.

4128
02:57:40,700 --> 02:57:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: One, two, three, four.

4129
02:57:41,700 --> 02:57:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Check the mic and make sure it sound right boys.

4130
02:57:45,700 --> 02:57:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yo, check the mic, make sure it sounds right.

4131
02:57:47,700 --> 02:57:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Cause Francis is back.

4132
02:57:49,700 --> 02:57:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm gonna be here all night.

4133
02:57:51,700 --> 02:57:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The way it's going, you know it's really fast.

4134
02:57:53,700 --> 02:57:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The flow is tight.

4135
02:57:54,700 --> 02:57:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You better watch your ass.

4136
02:57:56,700 --> 02:57:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Cause I'm coming back round.

4137
02:57:57,700 --> 02:57:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I got the stingray.

4138
02:57:58,700 --> 02:57:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: A couple of scopes.

4139
02:57:59,700 --> 02:58:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And I'm feeling really fucking nice and easy.

4140
02:58:02,700 --> 02:58:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm an easy leaner.

4141
02:58:04,700 --> 02:58:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'll lean back soon.

4142
02:58:05,700 --> 02:58:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And I've eaten my greeners all day.

4143
02:58:07,700 --> 02:58:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yo, it's time to visit the castle.

4144
02:58:10,700 --> 02:58:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: A load of bricks.

4145
02:58:11,700 --> 02:58:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's not gonna be any hassle cause boom, boom, boom, click, boom.

4146
02:58:15,700 --> 02:58:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna smash the heads to the monks inside the room.

4147
02:58:17,700 --> 02:58:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: There's lads with goats and horns and fucking cowls.

4148
02:58:21,700 --> 02:58:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The bunch of fucking cowls.

4149
02:58:23,700 --> 02:58:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm gonna be the top of the tree like Simon Cowell.

4150
02:58:26,700 --> 02:58:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Then I'm gonna get a brand new face.

4151
02:58:28,700 --> 02:58:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna move away to the Bahamas.

4152
02:58:31,700 --> 02:58:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna be pictures of me on the back of fucking farmers' trucks.

4153
02:58:34,700 --> 02:58:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Just driving through the fucking fields.

4154
02:58:36,700 --> 02:58:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And then I'm gonna be on a jet ski.

4155
02:58:38,700 --> 02:58:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: With a beautiful woman.

4156
02:58:40,700 --> 02:58:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And then the next week on another jet ski.

4157
02:58:42,700 --> 02:58:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: With another beautiful woman.

4158
02:58:44,700 --> 02:58:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: What's the story Simon Cowell?

4159
02:58:45,700 --> 02:58:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Why do you do that?

4160
02:58:47,700 --> 02:58:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: How come you never marry all the women that you do be at with on those jet skis?

4161
02:58:51,700 --> 02:58:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Why do you even bother going on the jet skis?

4162
02:58:54,700 --> 02:58:55,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Are you into water sports?

4163
02:58:55,700 --> 02:58:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We don't know.

4164
02:58:56,700 --> 02:58:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We'll never know.

4165
02:58:57,700 --> 02:58:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Why?

4166
02:58:58,700 --> 02:59:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Because you can't score the goal like me.

4167
02:59:01,700 --> 02:59:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: When I get into this little scene.

4168
02:59:03,700 --> 02:59:06,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's gonna be absolutely like fucking whipped cream.

4169
02:59:06,700 --> 02:59:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna whip those asses of all these clowns.

4170
02:59:09,700 --> 02:59:13,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The big masses and masses of all these enemies and monsters.

4171
02:59:13,700 --> 02:59:16,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Demons and loads of fucking wrong ins.

4172
02:59:16,700 --> 02:59:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm gonna slash and get the cash.

4173
02:59:19,700 --> 02:59:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna buy a load of fucking hash.

4174
02:59:21,700 --> 02:59:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna start selling it then down the village.

4175
02:59:24,700 --> 02:59:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: To all the ganados.

4176
02:59:26,700 --> 02:59:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: They won't be able to rape and pillage anymore.

4177
02:59:28,700 --> 02:59:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Because they'll be all fucking stoned out of it.

4178
02:59:31,700 --> 02:59:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: To the maximum.

4179
02:59:32,700 --> 02:59:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: At the door.

4180
02:59:33,700 --> 02:59:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'll leave the biz.

4181
02:59:35,700 --> 02:59:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: At a dead drop.

4182
02:59:36,700 --> 02:59:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Then they can give me the pesetas.

4183
02:59:38,700 --> 02:59:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And I'll just pop off.

4184
02:59:40,700 --> 02:59:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: With another absolutely sweet delicious rhyme.

4185
02:59:43,700 --> 02:59:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Why?

4186
02:59:44,700 --> 02:59:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Things should be a crime.

4187
02:59:45,700 --> 02:59:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I should be in jail for the tales that I'm telling all the time.

4188
02:59:48,700 --> 02:59:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Can't believe the motherfucking flow is popping.

4189
02:59:51,700 --> 02:59:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And if you wanna come at me we'll get hopping.

4190
02:59:53,700 --> 02:59:54,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Why?

4191
02:59:54,700 --> 02:59:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I've got a load of guns in the fucking attachy case.

4192
02:59:56,700 --> 02:59:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's bad.

4193
02:59:57,700 --> 02:59:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's bad.

4194
02:59:58,700 --> 02:59:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's gonna blow up the place.

4195
02:59:59,700 --> 03:00:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I've got a few grenades too.

4196
03:00:01,700 --> 03:00:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You saw the way I used them on the Chainsaw Sisters.

4197
03:00:03,700 --> 03:00:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: They're fucking moves.

4198
03:00:04,700 --> 03:00:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: They're not gonna come back anymore from the back of beyond.

4199
03:00:08,700 --> 03:00:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Cause they're gone.

4200
03:00:09,700 --> 03:00:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Long gone.

4201
03:00:10,700 --> 03:00:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Long gone silver.

4202
03:00:11,700 --> 03:00:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You better watch out cause I'm gonna make you walk the plank.

4203
03:00:14,700 --> 03:00:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But before you get to the end,

4204
03:00:15,700 --> 03:00:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You're gonna have to perform a celebratory wank.

4205
03:00:17,700 --> 03:00:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Strictly Come Wanking Season 9 Volume 4.

4206
03:00:20,700 --> 03:00:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I've got it on Blu-ray.

4207
03:00:22,700 --> 03:00:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We're gonna watch it together.

4208
03:00:24,700 --> 03:00:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Beside the door.

4209
03:00:25,700 --> 03:00:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Is that right boy?

4210
03:00:26,700 --> 03:00:27,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Oh fuck yeah.

4211
03:00:27,700 --> 03:00:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Did that work?

4212
03:00:28,700 --> 03:00:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Woo!

4213
03:00:29,700 --> 03:00:30,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah!

4214
03:00:30,700 --> 03:00:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Come on man!

4215
03:00:31,700 --> 03:00:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Come on with the beats!

4216
03:00:33,700 --> 03:00:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Come on with the fucking beats man.

4217
03:00:35,700 --> 03:00:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: There needs to be a step change in urgency.

4218
03:00:39,700 --> 03:00:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Stay away from that rain.

4219
03:00:44,700 --> 03:00:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The new Opal sequester.

4220
03:00:48,700 --> 03:00:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Concerning.

4221
03:00:50,700 --> 03:00:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Treacherous.

4222
03:00:52,700 --> 03:00:57,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Concerning and unacceptable.

4223
03:00:57,700 --> 03:01:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: There needs to be a step change in urgency.

4224
03:01:02,700 --> 03:01:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Instead of having meetings and drafting memos,

4225
03:01:08,700 --> 03:01:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: He isn't making the decision to end drone closures at Dublin Airport.

4226
03:01:12,700 --> 03:01:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And if he doesn't make that decision today,

4227
03:01:14,700 --> 03:01:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We think frankly he should resign and let somebody competent

4228
03:01:17,700 --> 03:01:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Become Minister of Transport.

4229
03:01:18,700 --> 03:01:20,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step,

4230
03:01:20,700 --> 03:01:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Change in urgency.

4231
03:01:22,700 --> 03:01:27,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Treacherous.

4232
03:01:27,700 --> 03:01:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Sorry about that.

4233
03:01:49,700 --> 03:01:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: JohnnyOnionRings.ie

4234
03:01:51,700 --> 03:02:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Sorry we got absolutely unbelievable beatmanship.

4235
03:02:01,700 --> 03:02:06,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We don't want that.

4236
03:02:06,700 --> 03:02:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We don't want that beat started again there.

4237
03:02:11,700 --> 03:02:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: That felt like to me now, I'm not sure about you, but it felt like when you get a line of tricks in Tony Hawk,

4238
03:02:19,700 --> 03:02:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And you're just fucking hitting them after after go after trick after trick after trick.

4239
03:02:23,700 --> 03:02:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Like going a really ridiculous long rail and then doing a manual, a manual for 20 miles.

4240
03:02:32,700 --> 03:02:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And then a cry stare to manual back to fucking FS.

4241
03:02:38,700 --> 03:02:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: No slide, then a dark slide.

4242
03:02:41,700 --> 03:02:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Calling up your mom on the phone saying, are you watching?

4243
03:02:46,700 --> 03:02:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And then putting the phone down and go actually hold on, I'll put you on hold, ma'am.

4244
03:02:50,700 --> 03:02:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Rodney Mullen is calling.

4245
03:02:52,700 --> 03:02:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: How are you Rodney?

4246
03:02:53,700 --> 03:02:55,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, I'm doing your trick better than you ever did.

4247
03:02:55,700 --> 03:02:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And then hang up, I'll hang up on you, hang up on him.

4248
03:02:59,700 --> 03:03:01,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I mean, are you still there, ma'am?

4249
03:03:01,700 --> 03:03:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Are you watching me?

4250
03:03:02,700 --> 03:03:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah.

4251
03:03:03,700 --> 03:03:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And then put the phone down on her.

4252
03:03:05,700 --> 03:03:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Then a triple 360 fucking Burger Max.

4253
03:03:09,700 --> 03:03:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Straight through the drive through.

4254
03:03:11,700 --> 03:03:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Go large, Coke, and chips, and then ride into a fucking wall.

4255
03:03:18,700 --> 03:03:24,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You eventually spell the letters "Skate".

4256
03:03:24,700 --> 03:03:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yes.

4257
03:03:26,700 --> 03:03:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Indeed.

4258
03:03:28,700 --> 03:03:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I was thinking there, Quib, the fucking game that I was playing was Deadly Premonition a few years ago.

4259
03:03:35,700 --> 03:03:37,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And I was quite enjoying that game.

4260
03:03:37,700 --> 03:03:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But people were saying, "This is the fucking shite game, man. Turn this off."

4261
03:03:42,700 --> 03:03:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And it got to me, and I stopped playing it.

4262
03:03:44,700 --> 03:03:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But, you know, that's the thing that you're dealing with sometimes, that you should enjoy the fucking game, and then just...

4263
03:03:51,700 --> 03:03:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But if you're streaming, it's like a symbiotic relationship sometimes, then.

4264
03:03:56,700 --> 03:03:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: People saying shit, and then that gets in your head.

4265
03:04:00,700 --> 03:04:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It was like the fella there that was sending me a message or a tip saying then, "Oh, yeah, well, I've got an idea," or I'll send you an email or any of this stuff.

4266
03:04:08,700 --> 03:04:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And it's like, as soon as I deviate away from enjoying the game, then I can't really fucking do any...

4267
03:04:14,700 --> 03:04:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: The stream dies because I can't do any streaming because I'm not enjoying the game.

4268
03:04:18,700 --> 03:04:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But this is insane, this game.

4269
03:04:23,700 --> 03:04:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And I'd like to play Deadly Premonition again.

4270
03:04:25,700 --> 03:04:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I just know...

4271
03:04:26,700 --> 03:04:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I know that nobody would have any time for it whatsoever.

4272
03:04:30,700 --> 03:04:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But this is...

4273
03:04:31,700 --> 03:04:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's got a lot of moving colors in it.

4274
03:04:33,700 --> 03:04:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And it's...

4275
03:04:35,700 --> 03:04:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's, you know, people are happy to not give out about it.

4276
03:04:39,700 --> 03:04:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's got moving images in it.

4277
03:04:41,700 --> 03:04:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It's fast.

4278
03:04:42,700 --> 03:04:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Do you know it's a shame?

4279
03:04:46,700 --> 03:04:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Because I like the weird...

4280
03:04:48,700 --> 03:04:51,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It was like a horror version of Shenmue.

4281
03:04:51,700 --> 03:04:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Anyway, talking to Shied, we'll move on.

4282
03:04:53,700 --> 03:04:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But that was like a line of tricks in one go.

4283
03:04:56,700 --> 03:05:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I don't usually get to the end of the tune, but I mean, if I was to watch that back,

4284
03:05:00,700 --> 03:05:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: it probably won't be a great rap.

4285
03:05:02,700 --> 03:05:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Probably be okay.

4286
03:05:03,700 --> 03:05:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: It would be more of a brap attack.

4287
03:05:05,700 --> 03:05:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But I'm...

4288
03:05:07,700 --> 03:05:09,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I think it was fucking good.

4289
03:05:09,700 --> 03:05:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Your glorious tip.

4290
03:05:11,700 --> 03:05:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Do you know?

4291
03:05:12,700 --> 03:05:13,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much there.

4292
03:05:13,700 --> 03:05:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Please, Deadly Prem.

4293
03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Please, thank you very much.

4294
03:05:17,700 --> 03:05:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And Andy the pork, thank you very much.

4295
03:05:20,700 --> 03:05:22,700
Nintendo Game Boy: He said question mark, question mark, question mark.

4296
03:05:22,700 --> 03:05:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Have I forgot something?

4297
03:05:23,700 --> 03:05:25,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You're filthy.

4298
03:05:25,700 --> 03:05:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much.

4299
03:05:26,700 --> 03:05:30,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, Deadly Premonition was great.

4300
03:05:30,700 --> 03:05:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I watched a few times.

4301
03:05:31,700 --> 03:05:32,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Well, I...

4302
03:05:32,700 --> 03:05:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Thanks very much for the tip.

4303
03:05:33,700 --> 03:05:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I might...

4304
03:05:34,700 --> 03:05:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I might go back there again.

4305
03:05:35,700 --> 03:05:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But, um...

4306
03:05:36,700 --> 03:05:37,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Do you know what...

4307
03:05:37,700 --> 03:05:38,700
Nintendo Game Boy: At what cost...

4308
03:05:38,700 --> 03:05:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: At what cost...

4309
03:05:39,700 --> 03:05:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Would that be...

4310
03:05:40,700 --> 03:05:41,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Would it be worth playing?

4311
03:05:41,700 --> 03:05:42,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Welcome.

4312
03:05:42,700 --> 03:05:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I've got something new for you.

4313
03:05:43,700 --> 03:05:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: This is the castle scenario now.

4314
03:05:44,700 --> 03:05:45,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We're back in Castle Bar.

4315
03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And, uh...

4316
03:05:46,700 --> 03:05:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: For the tip there, Paddy Cosgrove, he said you want an app.

4317
03:05:47,700 --> 03:05:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You're onto Leo.

4318
03:05:48,700 --> 03:05:49,700
Nintendo Game Boy: He said you got screenshots of Leo the Lion.

4319
03:05:49,700 --> 03:05:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Well, um...

4320
03:05:50,700 --> 03:05:58,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Right now we do actually have a demonic presence on the line who has a few things to say about what you were saying.

4321
03:05:58,700 --> 03:06:02,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much for the tip there question for Fontaine.

4322
03:06:02,700 --> 03:06:04,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We might get to that in a bit as well.

4323
03:06:04,700 --> 03:06:05,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But, uh...

4324
03:06:05,700 --> 03:06:11,700
Nintendo Game Boy: There's a demonic presence on the line who has a few things to say about what you were saying.

4325
03:06:11,700 --> 03:06:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much for the tip there question for Fontaine.

4326
03:06:14,700 --> 03:06:16,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We might get to that in a bit as well.

4327
03:06:16,700 --> 03:06:17,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But, uh...

4328
03:06:17,700 --> 03:06:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: There's a demonic presence, a kind of a foreboding presence is with us on the line now.

4329
03:06:23,700 --> 03:06:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I'm not sure if you're there yourself.

4330
03:06:26,700 --> 03:06:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Are you Mr. Foreboding?

4331
03:06:28,700 --> 03:06:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Mr. Forebosian?

4332
03:06:29,700 --> 03:06:34,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Hello everyone, this is how is it going?

4333
03:06:34,700 --> 03:06:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Just wanna say, well done on the stream.

4334
03:06:39,700 --> 03:06:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I don't wanna say to Paddy, don't... please don't release those messages.

4335
03:06:44,700 --> 03:06:48,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Um... but, uh, the rap that you did was quite fantastic.

4336
03:06:48,700 --> 03:06:53,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And, uh... hopefully you're gonna take down a lot of scum inside the castle.

4337
03:06:53,700 --> 03:06:56,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Time is late.

4338
03:06:56,700 --> 03:07:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, is there... when it... when it... you're saying there's a lot of scum ahead,

4339
03:07:00,700 --> 03:07:04,700
do you see... can you forecast this happening or what's... what's going on?

4340
03:07:04,700 --> 03:07:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Well, um, all I can say is, uh, we're facing unprecedented crisis.

4341
03:07:08,700 --> 03:07:15,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Multiple at the moment. And, uh, as you know, there's been a zombie invasion...

4342
03:07:15,700 --> 03:07:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: In the rural village in Spain where you are. And it's spreading rapidly now.

4343
03:07:19,700 --> 03:07:23,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Let me be clear. Um, we're not gonna let these zombies win.

4344
03:07:23,700 --> 03:07:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We actually don't know even if they are zombies. Um...

4345
03:07:26,700 --> 03:07:29,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But we've got the best minds working around the clock...

4346
03:07:29,700 --> 03:07:31,700
Nintendo Game Boy: To come up with the solution to the problem.

4347
03:07:31,700 --> 03:07:36,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Great stuff. Is there any... is there any help gonna be coming my way?

4348
03:07:36,700 --> 03:07:40,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And what about the messages from Paddy Cosgrave there that... he's just after tipping in saying he's got some...

4349
03:07:40,700 --> 03:07:44,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Some shots of you. You were out with Connor Williams at the weekend at a...

4350
03:07:44,700 --> 03:07:47,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Mercedes convention or something? Or what's the story there?

4351
03:07:47,700 --> 03:07:52,700
Nintendo Game Boy: That's just rumors at the moment. Um... I don't pay any attention to that. Uh...

4352
03:07:52,700 --> 03:07:59,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Certainly don't pay any attention to unfounded rumors from politically motivated people like that.

4353
03:07:59,700 --> 03:08:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But, um... Look, let's just keep going at the moment.

4354
03:08:03,700 --> 03:08:07,700
Nintendo Game Boy: I urge everyone, including you and my fellow citizens, to stay strong.

4355
03:08:07,700 --> 03:08:10,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We need to stay united and keep fighting together.

4356
03:08:10,700 --> 03:08:14,700
Nintendo Game Boy: As a lot of these granados, um... as you know, they're infected.

4357
03:08:14,700 --> 03:08:19,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Um... we don't want to let them spread their disease any further. So...

4358
03:08:19,700 --> 03:08:21,700
Nintendo Game Boy: We just gotta sit tight.

4359
03:08:21,700 --> 03:08:26,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Great stuff. Thanks very much for that. Uh... is it Leo, is it?

4360
03:08:26,700 --> 03:08:28,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah.

4361
03:08:28,700 --> 03:08:33,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Lord Vraggar. Thank you very much there, Lord Vraggar. It's great to hear from you.

4362
03:08:33,700 --> 03:08:35,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, and thanks very much for the support as well.

4363
03:08:35,700 --> 03:08:39,700
Nintendo Game Boy: So, hopefully there, Paddy in the chat who tipped in...

4364
03:08:39,700 --> 03:08:43,700
Nintendo Game Boy: That might answer your question. You're dealing with... you're... look...

4365
03:08:43,700 --> 03:08:46,700
Nintendo Game Boy: You might have messages, but you're dealing with fucking...

4366
03:08:46,700 --> 03:08:50,700
Nintendo Game Boy: People who are... dabbling in the dark arts, let's just say that.

4367
03:08:50,700 --> 03:09:00,700
Nintendo Game Boy: What's going on here? We've got a fucking goat headed Baluba.

4368
03:09:00,700 --> 03:09:03,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Courtyard's gotta be through that gate.

4369
03:09:05,700 --> 03:09:08,700
Nintendo Game Boy: Uh... thank you very much there for the tip. Me loss.

4370
03:09:08,700 --> 03:09:12,700
Nintendo Game Boy: And uh... big... Shmelia... I'm not gonna... I don't need to read that.

4371
03:09:12,700 --> 03:09:18,700
Nintendo Game Boy: But you... well, thanks very much for the tip. Very... and... and you said... great rapping as well. That's great. Thanks very much.

4372
03:09:18,700 --> 03:09:37,700
So a goat headed fucking cowl Simon Cowl master has gone into there. Yeah I mean that's the rap was great I don't want to keep going on about it was pretty good like the Simon Cowl stuff I don't know where that came from and yeah it was pretty good Tom did you what did you think yourself?

4373
03:09:37,700 --> 03:09:55,580
Henry man thanks very much for the tip there the rap I'm not arsed about rapping and hip hopity music myself but I mean you did well and Simon Cowl did raise a few questions why is he always photographed on the back of jet skis with beautiful women?

4374
03:09:57,040 --> 03:10:03,500
Well and a good answer to that also probably Tom is why not you know it looks like a great life that he has.

4375
03:10:05,240 --> 03:10:29,440
Seems a bit there's something a bit suspect about it though like you know what's going on and why all the what's why is he making certain choices and the age he is and all that I'm not gonna go into it I'm not not be for me to judge another person's life or another person's hustle but you know what's the crack there?

4376
03:10:32,780 --> 03:10:36,780
Niall Flynn says that he's a water demon I don't really know.

4377
03:10:38,580 --> 03:10:40,200
On the jet ski with Veda Wang.

4378
03:10:51,780 --> 03:10:52,180
Fuck.

4379
03:10:52,680 --> 03:10:53,960
Oh no he's gonna kill me now.

4380
03:10:54,800 --> 03:10:57,300
Fuck that's it that's the end of me for that one.

4381
03:10:58,200 --> 03:10:59,100
That's the end of me.

4382
03:11:00,280 --> 03:11:04,360
Thank you very much Hanleyman for the tip there and uh cove thank you very much.

4383
03:11:04,900 --> 03:11:09,160
Shout out to all the snakes in clan Akilty's golden days says Hanleyman.

4384
03:11:11,240 --> 03:11:12,300
Thank you very much there.

4385
03:11:21,000 --> 03:11:25,060
Let's keep this pace rocking.

4386
03:11:28,060 --> 03:11:29,200
What is it worth?

4387
03:11:30,560 --> 03:11:34,260
Wasting much ammo on him before he turns into Plaga.

4388
03:11:38,160 --> 03:11:38,600
Shit.

4389
03:11:41,800 --> 03:11:42,740
I'm gonna get killed again.

4390
03:11:43,740 --> 03:11:44,260
Oh no I'm not.

4391
03:11:44,460 --> 03:11:44,720
Nice.

4392
03:11:46,040 --> 03:11:46,660
That was handy.

4393
03:11:47,560 --> 03:11:48,880
You just need to land the shots.

4394
03:11:49,480 --> 03:11:50,400
I wasn't doing that.

4395
03:11:51,440 --> 03:11:53,040
That's where I got fucking rumbled.

4396
03:12:01,840 --> 03:12:03,260
Having a smashing time huh?

4397
03:12:06,460 --> 03:12:07,460
Indeed time indeed.

4398
03:12:07,460 --> 03:12:07,620
Indeed.

4399
03:12:07,620 --> 03:12:17,740
Lovely bit of uh.

4400
03:12:17,980 --> 03:12:19,380
Looting and shooting going on.

4401
03:12:20,140 --> 03:12:21,420
Inside this castle and now.

4402
03:12:21,980 --> 03:12:25,980
As you get closer it's gonna be a fucking mozzy desi dee scenario up here.

4403
03:12:26,580 --> 03:12:27,400
More delay.

4404
03:12:27,800 --> 03:12:30,420
Pop up the toolbox and get a few headshots going.

4405
03:12:30,420 --> 03:12:30,420
What?

4406
03:12:30,420 --> 03:12:30,520
What?

4407
03:12:30,520 --> 03:12:44,900
Oh for fuck's sake.

4408
03:12:45,640 --> 03:12:46,700
Royal rumble there.

4409
03:12:51,700 --> 03:12:52,780
Silas the monk.

4410
03:12:58,860 --> 03:13:00,200
Few more over there.

4411
03:13:04,200 --> 03:13:05,140
Punjabi shite.

4412
03:13:24,140 --> 03:13:26,240
You're gonna get rainbow trouted.

4413
03:13:26,240 --> 03:13:30,820
Sensual stuff all together.

4414
03:13:31,240 --> 03:13:33,480
Lovely liquid smooth shots.

4415
03:13:34,020 --> 03:13:34,740
Great action.

4416
03:13:35,380 --> 03:13:36,440
Very low recoil.

4417
03:13:39,620 --> 03:13:40,180
Everything.

4418
03:13:40,760 --> 03:13:42,140
We wanted it to be.

4419
03:13:53,000 --> 03:13:54,420
There is a few boys.

4420
03:13:54,500 --> 03:13:55,360
They've got a fucking.

4421
03:13:56,480 --> 03:13:58,000
Catapult flaming ball.

4422
03:13:58,340 --> 03:13:58,740
I wonder.

4423
03:13:59,740 --> 03:14:03,560
How does that flaming ball not set those wooden catapult on fire.

4424
03:14:05,000 --> 03:14:05,520
But uh.

4425
03:14:05,900 --> 03:14:09,000
To question the physics of some of the scenarios going on.

4426
03:14:09,060 --> 03:14:09,340
Is to.

4427
03:14:10,200 --> 03:14:11,440
To lose a lot of the fun.

4428
03:14:13,900 --> 03:14:14,940
What we've got here.

4429
03:14:15,600 --> 03:14:17,980
Is a real rocky horror picture show.

4430
03:14:18,220 --> 03:14:20,040
Of a situational scenario.

4431
03:14:20,040 --> 03:14:25,160
You okay Tommy.

4432
03:14:25,160 --> 03:14:25,920
You sound a bit pissed.

4433
03:14:26,920 --> 03:14:27,580
I'm not pissed.

4434
03:14:27,700 --> 03:14:29,220
I haven't a bit of drink taken.

4435
03:14:29,440 --> 03:14:29,460
But.

4436
03:14:30,600 --> 03:14:31,780
You're gonna have to make sure.

4437
03:14:32,320 --> 03:14:35,640
You vanquish a lot of these demonic fucking sculptures up above.

4438
03:14:35,780 --> 03:14:35,980
Because.

4439
03:14:36,360 --> 03:14:37,080
They're gonna take you.

4440
03:14:37,200 --> 03:14:38,120
Maybe you can get that.

4441
03:14:38,500 --> 03:14:39,140
That red.

4442
03:14:39,540 --> 03:14:39,880
Bin.

4443
03:14:40,040 --> 03:14:40,440
Up there.

4444
03:14:45,160 --> 03:14:45,820
Good man.

4445
03:14:46,600 --> 03:14:47,860
That's one of the cunts down.

4446
03:14:49,260 --> 03:14:52,160
I'm not sure whether or not that has actually taken down.

4447
03:14:52,780 --> 03:14:53,120
Anyone.

4448
03:14:53,500 --> 03:14:53,860
Up there.

4449
03:14:53,940 --> 03:14:54,080
But.

4450
03:14:57,420 --> 03:14:58,800
Let's not quibble about it.

4451
03:14:59,840 --> 03:15:02,240
We know there's a guy right around this corner here.

4452
03:15:03,500 --> 03:15:04,380
Straight into it.

4453
03:15:04,420 --> 03:15:04,560
Look.

4454
03:15:07,440 --> 03:15:08,680
It's a lovely bit of business.

4455
03:15:14,120 --> 03:15:16,480
I wonder could I fucking grenade the cunt up there.

4456
03:15:16,820 --> 03:15:17,400
Oh god.

4457
03:15:18,360 --> 03:15:19,100
Nearly dead.

4458
03:15:19,580 --> 03:15:20,540
Half past dead.

4459
03:15:35,440 --> 03:15:39,380
Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maz.

4460
03:15:39,880 --> 03:15:40,320
Who.

4461
03:15:41,060 --> 03:15:41,500
Coincidentally.

4462
03:15:41,500 --> 03:15:43,640
Was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show as well.

4463
03:15:43,720 --> 03:15:43,940
I think.

4464
03:15:48,560 --> 03:15:49,640
Jerry Lee Lewis.

4465
03:15:49,780 --> 03:15:50,840
Thanks very much there.

4466
03:15:50,940 --> 03:15:51,920
I hope you're getting on well.

4467
03:15:52,020 --> 03:15:53,120
Jerry Lee Lewis.

4468
03:15:53,240 --> 03:15:53,980
Goodness gracious.

4469
03:15:54,640 --> 03:15:56,120
Great balls of fire.

4470
03:15:56,440 --> 03:15:57,620
A lovely reference there.

4471
03:15:58,040 --> 03:15:59,840
To the great.

4472
03:16:00,260 --> 03:16:00,620
Late.

4473
03:16:01,380 --> 03:16:02,520
Jerry Lee Lewis.

4474
03:16:03,060 --> 03:16:04,960
And his balls of fire.

4475
03:16:05,100 --> 03:16:07,200
They're actually raining down upon us at the moment.

4476
03:16:07,440 --> 03:16:08,960
Inside the arena of pain.

4477
03:16:09,300 --> 03:16:10,060
Known as the castle.

4478
03:16:12,540 --> 03:16:14,840
What we want to do is fucking stab that lad.

4479
03:16:14,920 --> 03:16:16,160
Before he turns into a plaga.

4480
03:16:16,160 --> 03:16:16,360
But.

4481
03:16:16,880 --> 03:16:17,380
Not.

4482
03:16:17,560 --> 03:16:18,500
Not going to happen.

4483
03:16:18,700 --> 03:16:20,700
And he's tore my head clean off.

4484
03:16:20,700 --> 03:16:25,380
Pretty poor castmanship from you there.

4485
03:16:25,700 --> 03:16:28,180
Not the best work you've ever done.

4486
03:16:28,700 --> 03:16:31,540
And we're really struggling to see here in the gallery.

4487
03:16:31,740 --> 03:16:33,380
How you're actually going to.

4488
03:16:33,920 --> 03:16:35,440
Transverse the adversity.

4489
03:16:36,000 --> 03:16:37,560
Which you're being faced with.

4490
03:16:37,900 --> 03:16:38,980
Inside the castle.

4491
03:16:39,440 --> 03:16:40,380
Bit of an own goal.

4492
03:16:43,080 --> 03:16:45,880
Not much I can really do about that I'm afraid.

4493
03:16:49,140 --> 03:17:05,940
I used to.

4494
03:17:14,580 --> 03:17:15,460
Lovely stuff.

4495
03:17:17,080 --> 03:17:19,120
Just need to boost the appeal of the stream.

4496
03:17:19,120 --> 03:17:19,940
Actually by.

4497
03:17:20,480 --> 03:17:22,080
Speaking some cool language.

4498
03:17:22,080 --> 03:17:22,960
While I'm doing this.

4499
03:17:24,160 --> 03:17:25,580
Not going to lie guys.

4500
03:17:26,100 --> 03:17:27,300
That guy was mid.

4501
03:17:27,460 --> 03:17:28,840
And he definitely fell off.

4502
03:17:30,940 --> 03:17:32,000
Serves him right for.

4503
03:17:32,120 --> 03:17:32,940
For simping.

4504
03:17:33,100 --> 03:17:34,300
For a saddler.

4505
03:17:35,780 --> 03:17:36,500
And the way he.

4506
03:17:37,460 --> 03:17:38,680
This guy here look.

4507
03:17:39,020 --> 03:17:40,000
It's such a cope.

4508
03:17:40,240 --> 03:17:41,720
The way he holds that flame.

4509
03:17:41,820 --> 03:17:42,540
Flaming stick.

4510
03:17:42,620 --> 03:17:43,660
It's such a fucking cope.

4511
03:17:44,740 --> 03:17:45,000
And.

4512
03:17:45,260 --> 03:17:46,640
What a fail son.

4513
03:17:46,840 --> 03:17:47,540
He must be.

4514
03:17:47,540 --> 03:17:47,540
He must be.

4515
03:17:47,660 --> 03:17:49,020
In the eyes of his father.

4516
03:17:50,460 --> 03:17:51,600
Definitely swagless.

4517
03:17:52,480 --> 03:17:53,300
And this conch with the.

4518
03:17:54,300 --> 03:17:55,820
He was on fire a minute ago.

4519
03:17:56,220 --> 03:17:57,540
No drift whatsoever.

4520
03:17:59,440 --> 03:18:01,100
Good luck securing the bag.

4521
03:18:01,400 --> 03:18:02,780
With that fucking grind set.

4522
03:18:04,920 --> 03:18:05,640
You idiot.

4523
03:18:07,160 --> 03:18:07,600
And.

4524
03:18:08,540 --> 03:18:09,420
Wait for the.

4525
03:18:11,220 --> 03:18:12,040
Wait for these.

4526
03:18:12,040 --> 03:18:13,560
These fireballs to.

4527
03:18:13,700 --> 03:18:14,360
To disappear.

4528
03:18:14,580 --> 03:18:15,500
I can move forward though.

4529
03:18:16,400 --> 03:18:17,300
Let's have a look here.

4530
03:18:17,700 --> 03:18:18,560
Don't want to.

4531
03:18:19,260 --> 03:18:21,320
Get hit by the fucking flame ball there.

4532
03:18:23,000 --> 03:18:23,500
Or.

4533
03:18:23,500 --> 03:18:23,500
Or.

4534
03:18:23,860 --> 03:18:24,220
Post.

4535
03:18:24,500 --> 03:18:26,180
I don't want to be posting any else.

4536
03:18:27,240 --> 03:18:27,560
As.

4537
03:18:29,380 --> 03:18:30,500
People do be saying.

4538
03:18:31,800 --> 03:18:32,780
Look at this guy.

4539
03:18:35,260 --> 03:18:36,040
Definitely not.

4540
03:18:36,240 --> 03:18:37,600
Definitely not a Chad.

4541
03:18:39,900 --> 03:18:41,180
Definitely not a Chad.

4542
03:18:43,640 --> 03:18:44,140
Oh.

4543
03:18:44,860 --> 03:18:46,340
And that was chef's case.

4544
03:18:50,040 --> 03:18:50,520
And.

4545
03:18:50,680 --> 03:18:50,920
There.

4546
03:18:51,100 --> 03:18:51,820
There he goes.

4547
03:18:52,100 --> 03:18:52,280
Pure.

4548
03:18:52,360 --> 03:18:53,420
I really dunked on him.

4549
03:18:54,240 --> 03:18:55,080
In the chat.

4550
03:19:01,860 --> 03:19:03,200
Guy got ratioed.

4551
03:19:07,820 --> 03:19:08,340
Locked.

4552
03:19:13,320 --> 03:19:14,140
So that happened.

4553
03:19:27,660 --> 03:19:28,480
So that happened.

4554
03:19:28,480 --> 03:19:50,160
Oh.

4555
03:19:51,000 --> 03:19:51,960
These fucking.

4556
03:19:52,480 --> 03:19:53,560
Not gonna lie.

4557
03:19:53,880 --> 03:19:54,780
These guys are.

4558
03:19:55,700 --> 03:19:56,780
Really sending it.

4559
03:19:56,780 --> 03:19:59,980
Really fucking dunking on me.

4560
03:20:00,080 --> 03:20:01,060
I need to deal with them.

4561
03:20:02,460 --> 03:20:03,200
No cap.

4562
03:20:03,400 --> 03:20:04,040
It's not a cope.

4563
03:20:08,140 --> 03:20:09,440
Guys are dunking on Ashley.

4564
03:20:09,600 --> 03:20:10,100
On the fucking.

4565
03:20:10,880 --> 03:20:11,360
Parapet.

4566
03:20:21,840 --> 03:20:22,240
Fuck.

4567
03:20:22,820 --> 03:20:24,920
I don't know where this cunt is firing from.

4568
03:20:24,920 --> 03:20:34,380
Such a waste of a grenade look.

4569
03:20:43,180 --> 03:20:44,260
Is he going to appear?

4570
03:20:48,500 --> 03:20:51,540
I've never been this bad for ammunition.

4571
03:20:53,820 --> 03:20:54,620
At all.

4572
03:20:55,340 --> 03:20:56,520
I'm completely fucked.

4573
03:20:59,320 --> 03:21:02,900
Oh, I was fucking throwing down mid-gameplay there.

4574
03:21:03,000 --> 03:21:05,140
And I wasn't getting any clutch kills or crit hits.

4575
03:21:07,740 --> 03:21:13,560
And now these fucking monks are really beginning to hit different.

4576
03:21:15,280 --> 03:21:17,540
I'm telling you, I'm not here for it at all.

4577
03:21:19,180 --> 03:21:21,480
I meant to secure the bag fucking ages ago.

4578
03:21:21,720 --> 03:21:23,320
It's 5 hours 37.

4579
03:21:23,500 --> 03:21:26,520
I was hoping to fucking get to the end of this before 6.

4580
03:21:29,520 --> 03:21:31,260
It's a trebuchet of pain.

4581
03:21:39,140 --> 03:21:44,880
Gary, would you be able to give us some analysis, but using some modern kind of cool language, it'll appeal to more people.

4582
03:21:45,300 --> 03:21:46,840
Maybe boost the numbers of the stream?

4583
03:21:47,520 --> 03:21:48,460
Algorithm and all that?

4584
03:21:48,860 --> 03:21:49,860
What can I say?

4585
03:21:49,860 --> 03:21:51,300
What can I say?

4586
03:21:51,500 --> 03:21:52,460
I'm not going to lie.

4587
03:21:53,660 --> 03:21:54,260
The trebuchet of the team?

4588
03:21:54,260 --> 03:21:58,340
The trebuchets with flaming balls attached to them are really beginning to hit different.

4589
03:21:59,460 --> 03:22:03,620
Don't know why you keep getting dunked on by the monks of Azkaban.

4590
03:22:04,880 --> 03:22:11,360
Sabler and the boys are really, really simping on you in the quote tweets.

4591
03:22:12,560 --> 03:22:14,420
I think you've got main character syndrome.

4592
03:22:15,160 --> 03:22:17,660
Because the ratios are just copes at the moment.

4593
03:22:20,660 --> 03:22:21,920
Chef's kiss.

4594
03:22:24,620 --> 03:22:25,500
Chef's kiss.

4595
03:22:27,560 --> 03:22:33,320
Thanks for that, Gary. Hopefully that fucking goes some way to explain what we're dealing with here.

4596
03:22:37,200 --> 03:22:40,640
I don't know how we're gonna fucking attack this fucker up there.

4597
03:22:41,480 --> 03:22:44,000
Seems to have the kibosh on us.

4598
03:22:44,820 --> 03:22:47,640
And now Ashley's fucking incapacitated again.

4599
03:22:47,640 --> 03:22:53,440
Go right.

4600
03:22:54,060 --> 03:22:55,380
Yeah, I'm fine.

4601
03:23:07,200 --> 03:23:10,640
We're gonna have to approach this differently. It's beginning to hit different.

4602
03:23:13,220 --> 03:23:22,500
That was a sincere usage of the fucking terminology there as well. It really is hitting different.

4603
03:23:24,520 --> 03:23:25,760
Getting dunked on.

4604
03:23:29,120 --> 03:23:30,660
Fucking dunking good, Hugh.

4605
03:23:36,700 --> 03:23:40,300
I'll just let them trebuchet me and then I'm gonna just replay it.

4606
03:23:40,300 --> 03:23:44,400
But it's 1am.

4607
03:23:46,540 --> 03:23:48,080
Let's get to the end of the chapter.

4608
03:23:48,380 --> 03:23:52,420
There was no chapter. The last chapter was at the fucking, uh, the bucking, the merchant.

4609
03:24:06,420 --> 03:24:09,860
I got rattles!

4610
03:24:09,860 --> 03:24:37,860
I think you did a great job with the uh... shooting the barrel the first time but you didn't do it the second time so there you go it's up there. That's one down.

4611
03:24:37,860 --> 03:24:47,860
Now it's all about finding the right angles for the rest of the cunts. I hear ya.

4612
03:24:47,860 --> 03:24:51,860
I guess this is the right idea of a warm welcome.

4613
03:24:59,860 --> 03:25:05,860
Give me space! Oh god. Forgot about that book.

4614
03:25:05,860 --> 03:25:15,860
Schultz. Schultz.

4615
03:25:15,860 --> 03:25:25,860
Trying to think now what the best strategy here is. Got a herb anyway.

4616
03:25:25,860 --> 03:25:35,860
Herb in the back pocket. Take the shotgun and kill that fucker inside the- it transforms into a plaga.

4617
03:25:35,860 --> 03:25:37,860
Pace has gone a bit slow here.

4618
03:25:37,860 --> 03:25:45,860
Cause I'm getting all like "oh I'm gonna save the ammunition here, I'm gonna do this that and the other."

4619
03:25:45,860 --> 03:25:50,520
A craft.

4620
03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:01,140
Let's go.

4621
03:26:02,220 --> 03:26:03,000
Spread out.

4622
03:26:03,720 --> 03:26:04,300
Okay.

4623
03:26:07,040 --> 03:26:07,600
Good.

4624
03:26:13,100 --> 03:26:14,400
Lovely bit of business here.

4625
03:26:14,740 --> 03:26:15,880
Right into the head.

4626
03:26:16,160 --> 03:26:17,240
Right into the head.

4627
03:26:17,420 --> 03:26:18,060
There you go.

4628
03:26:18,160 --> 03:26:18,860
That's you gone.

4629
03:26:18,940 --> 03:26:19,700
That's you dealt with.

4630
03:26:20,340 --> 03:26:21,120
At pace.

4631
03:26:22,340 --> 03:26:24,360
The only way in which we deal with things.

4632
03:26:24,860 --> 03:26:25,480
Problems.

4633
03:26:26,400 --> 03:26:27,420
In this place.

4634
03:26:31,160 --> 03:26:32,260
That's lovely as well.

4635
03:26:36,020 --> 03:26:37,020
Now I'm thinking.

4636
03:26:38,020 --> 03:26:40,800
Is there any way of getting a few rifle rounds out of this?

4637
03:26:42,760 --> 03:26:43,160
Oh.

4638
03:26:43,620 --> 03:26:44,340
Oh.

4639
03:27:00,340 --> 03:27:01,000
Grenade us.

4640
03:27:01,000 --> 03:27:02,540
But I don't want to waste the grenade.

4641
03:27:05,660 --> 03:27:05,980
Oh.

4642
03:27:06,040 --> 03:27:06,860
For fuck's sake.

4643
03:27:24,620 --> 03:27:25,340
Come on.

4644
03:27:26,140 --> 03:27:26,580
Okay.

4645
03:27:28,580 --> 03:27:30,040
How does this fucking fireball.

4646
03:27:30,560 --> 03:27:32,360
It gets so far like this.

4647
03:27:32,460 --> 03:27:34,680
It's impossible for them to be able to shoot that far.

4648
03:27:45,960 --> 03:27:55,880
Now we're getting the big gun.

4649
03:27:55,940 --> 03:27:57,220
I didn't know there was a big gun.

4650
03:27:57,340 --> 03:27:58,900
Well, I did know. I forgot all about it.

4651
03:27:59,300 --> 03:28:00,600
I'm not bothering with the blue jewels.

4652
03:28:00,700 --> 03:28:02,340
I should be getting those blue jewels as well.

4653
03:28:02,340 --> 03:28:32,320
I'm not going to be able to get those blue jewels.

4654
03:28:32,320 --> 03:28:42,960
There we go.

4655
03:28:42,960 --> 03:28:44,960
There we go.

4656
03:28:44,960 --> 03:28:46,960
There we go.

4657
03:28:46,960 --> 03:28:48,960
There we go.

4658
03:28:48,960 --> 03:28:50,960
There we go.

4659
03:28:50,960 --> 03:28:52,960
There we go.

4660
03:28:52,960 --> 03:28:54,960
There we go.

4661
03:28:54,960 --> 03:28:56,960
There we go.

4662
03:28:56,960 --> 03:28:58,960
There we go.

4663
03:28:58,960 --> 03:29:00,960
There we go.

4664
03:29:00,960 --> 03:29:02,960
There we go.

4665
03:29:02,960 --> 03:29:04,960
There we go.

4666
03:29:04,960 --> 03:29:06,960
It's been a shock to the system.

4667
03:29:06,960 --> 03:29:08,960
This castle opening castle bed.

4668
03:29:08,960 --> 03:29:10,960
NGL it's a real pace killer.

4669
03:29:10,960 --> 03:29:13,600
But you've managed to get that gun up and running.

4670
03:29:13,600 --> 03:29:17,600
and that's going to blast your way through the main gate.

4671
03:29:17,600 --> 03:29:19,600
So onwards and upwards.

4672
03:29:19,600 --> 03:29:24,240
If we can make the end of the chapter before six hours we'll be flying it.

4673
03:29:24,240 --> 03:29:26,240
We'll be flying it.

4674
03:29:26,240 --> 03:29:28,240
Oh my god.

4675
03:29:28,240 --> 03:29:30,240
Get it.

4676
03:29:30,240 --> 03:29:32,240
You're on my line there.

4677
03:29:32,240 --> 03:29:34,240
I'm flying it.

4678
03:29:34,240 --> 03:29:36,240
I'm flying it.

4679
03:29:36,240 --> 03:29:38,240
Alright.

4680
03:29:38,240 --> 03:29:40,240
That went well.

4681
03:29:40,240 --> 03:29:42,240
A little warning next time.

4682
03:29:42,240 --> 03:29:44,240
Little warning.

4683
03:29:44,240 --> 03:29:56,860
Little warning.

4684
03:30:01,000 --> 03:30:08,140
I have to say, the wheels seem to have come off the pace ship at the moment.

4685
03:30:09,420 --> 03:30:14,220
But a ship has no wheels. It sails on the high seas, is it not?

4686
03:30:15,100 --> 03:30:16,160
That's what I mean.

4687
03:30:16,700 --> 03:30:20,900
It doesn't even have wheels on it because it's a bloody ship.

4688
03:30:21,860 --> 03:30:28,980
But I mean, if you think about the metaphor, it works in a way because it doesn't make sense as well.

4689
03:30:29,240 --> 03:30:29,780
Do you know what I mean?

4690
03:30:32,460 --> 03:30:33,340
Not at all.

4691
03:30:33,600 --> 03:30:38,600
Really, I'm happy with the level of fucking analysis you provided tonight, Gary.

4692
03:30:38,720 --> 03:30:39,940
It's shockingly shit.

4693
03:30:45,720 --> 03:30:47,540
We're hiring you.

4694
03:30:53,220 --> 03:30:57,180
Have a look. We're nearly at the end of this chapter, you know.

4695
03:31:08,020 --> 03:31:11,720
Here he is. The man, the myth, the fucking legend.

4696
03:31:12,240 --> 03:31:13,440
Is that the best you can come up with?

4697
03:31:13,440 --> 03:31:16,920
Such a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance.

4698
03:31:17,840 --> 03:31:19,060
You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

4699
03:31:20,340 --> 03:31:22,240
Who the hell are you?

4700
03:31:22,660 --> 03:31:22,900
Me?

4701
03:31:23,120 --> 03:31:24,000
Happy birthday.

4702
03:31:24,540 --> 03:31:25,240
Call me Ramon.

4703
03:31:25,240 --> 03:31:27,680
To Steve Overton, 54.

4704
03:31:28,080 --> 03:31:29,340
Happy birthday, Steve.

4705
03:31:30,020 --> 03:31:40,800
Handheld Salazar devices.

4706
03:31:40,800 --> 03:31:41,600
With me.

4707
03:31:43,480 --> 03:31:45,000
Mr. Kennedy.

4708
03:31:45,720 --> 03:31:47,400
Mr. Kennedy.

4709
03:31:48,400 --> 03:31:50,100
How noble.

4710
03:31:52,020 --> 03:31:54,740
Miguel D. Miguel D. Miguel D. Higuain.

4711
03:31:56,240 --> 03:31:58,440
With a girl as the very source.

4712
03:31:58,940 --> 03:32:03,680
Your United States and then the entire world shall overflow with his graves.

4713
03:32:04,020 --> 03:32:05,260
He looks rubbish now.

4714
03:32:05,400 --> 03:32:08,620
They did a shit job on Salazar in this remake.

4715
03:32:09,040 --> 03:32:10,240
He looked like a...

4716
03:32:10,240 --> 03:32:14,500
He was less annoying in the last game.

4717
03:32:14,900 --> 03:32:17,120
Which is hard because he's very annoying in the first game.

4718
03:32:17,660 --> 03:32:18,140
Never.

4719
03:32:19,140 --> 03:32:20,140
You heard the lady.

4720
03:32:21,140 --> 03:32:22,200
How unfortunate.

4721
03:32:24,420 --> 03:32:26,160
Look at his little purple suit.

4722
03:32:27,320 --> 03:32:29,340
Now that he has chosen dead.

4723
03:32:29,680 --> 03:32:30,600
He's like an old woman.

4724
03:32:33,800 --> 03:32:36,480
You know, no offense to old women, but...

4725
03:32:36,480 --> 03:32:39,980
I think he's meant to be a little fella.

4726
03:32:40,240 --> 03:32:40,980
Just stay close.

4727
03:32:41,040 --> 03:32:41,940
Not an old lady.

4728
03:32:44,260 --> 03:32:45,540
He's fucking naff.

4729
03:32:45,540 --> 03:32:45,860
Why?

4730
03:32:47,080 --> 03:32:47,600
Here.

4731
03:32:51,600 --> 03:32:56,560
So we've got a few little situations developing here at pace.

4732
03:32:59,100 --> 03:33:03,180
I've half a mind to go fucking full bore with the shotgun on it.

4733
03:33:03,180 --> 03:33:07,720
Maybe a grenade.

4734
03:33:07,840 --> 03:33:10,160
Maybe a stun and a fucking grenade as well for the crack.

4735
03:33:14,940 --> 03:33:15,480
Uh-oh.

4736
03:33:15,640 --> 03:33:16,520
That's frightful sightest.

4737
03:33:16,660 --> 03:33:18,800
That's not what I wanted to do at all.

4738
03:33:25,260 --> 03:33:25,620
Sorry.

4739
03:33:25,680 --> 03:33:26,440
A bit loud there.

4740
03:33:26,540 --> 03:33:28,620
Sorry I turned the volume and left it up from the cutscene.

4741
03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:29,060
Fuck.

4742
03:33:29,060 --> 03:33:29,380
Watch out!

4743
03:33:32,420 --> 03:33:33,300
So...

4744
03:33:33,300 --> 03:33:37,880
Fuck.

4745
03:33:37,880 --> 03:33:38,120
Actually!

4746
03:33:40,980 --> 03:33:41,640
You okay?

4747
03:33:42,260 --> 03:33:42,520
Yeah.

4748
03:33:42,600 --> 03:33:43,680
He's still taking more.

4749
03:33:43,760 --> 03:33:44,360
He's eating it.

4750
03:33:44,360 --> 03:33:44,880
Yeah.

4751
03:33:44,880 --> 03:33:44,960
He's eating it.

4752
03:33:55,960 --> 03:33:56,980
Lovely pace.

4753
03:33:56,980 --> 03:33:58,320
Lovely game.

4754
03:33:58,320 --> 03:34:00,320
Lovely castle area.

4755
03:34:04,880 --> 03:34:06,340
Beautiful vans.

4756
03:34:06,620 --> 03:34:07,800
Smash to pieces.

4757
03:34:08,820 --> 03:34:09,640
Suit of armor.

4758
03:34:10,580 --> 03:34:11,060
Pillars.

4759
03:34:13,500 --> 03:34:14,660
Welcome to...

4760
03:34:14,660 --> 03:34:15,740
Say what you see.

4761
03:34:16,940 --> 03:34:17,740
Late night.

4762
03:34:17,940 --> 03:34:18,800
Say what you see.

4763
03:34:20,600 --> 03:34:21,880
Lovely candles.

4764
03:34:23,800 --> 03:34:25,040
Beautiful blocks.

4765
03:34:26,780 --> 03:34:27,840
Sensual red carpet.

4766
03:34:28,500 --> 03:34:28,900
Locked.

4767
03:34:29,300 --> 03:34:30,140
Locked door.

4768
03:34:30,280 --> 03:34:31,800
Lovely area altogether though.

4769
03:34:33,760 --> 03:34:34,980
Stunning architecture.

4770
03:34:39,080 --> 03:34:39,760
We...

4771
03:34:39,760 --> 03:34:41,980
We've heard the alley-oop up there or...

4772
03:34:44,040 --> 03:34:45,740
Look at this fucking map here.

4773
03:34:46,080 --> 03:34:46,920
Down over there.

4774
03:34:50,800 --> 03:35:06,320
What the fuck is going on?

4775
03:35:08,500 --> 03:35:09,200
No luck.

4776
03:35:10,320 --> 03:35:11,720
If we can get her out to the other side.

4777
03:35:11,720 --> 03:35:24,840
There's a gold bully in there for the bank.

4778
03:35:32,880 --> 03:35:34,100
Use a special key.

4779
03:35:34,200 --> 03:35:35,340
A black key for that.

4780
03:35:38,340 --> 03:35:38,700
Fuck.

4781
03:35:39,700 --> 03:35:41,380
Actually I don't know where I'm fucking going now.

4782
03:35:42,480 --> 03:35:43,300
I'm pace locked.

4783
03:35:50,300 --> 03:35:51,520
I am pace locked.

4784
03:35:51,520 --> 03:35:51,580
I am pace locked.

4785
03:35:51,580 --> 03:35:52,400
I am pace locked.

4786
03:36:06,400 --> 03:36:07,040
Won't open.

4787
03:36:14,320 --> 03:36:15,660
Boost the young one up the wall.

4788
03:36:15,800 --> 03:36:15,960
Where?

4789
03:36:16,540 --> 03:36:16,980
The...

4790
03:36:16,980 --> 03:36:17,580
Over here.

4791
03:36:18,140 --> 03:36:18,720
To the ladder.

4792
03:36:18,840 --> 03:36:19,020
Is it?

4793
03:36:19,640 --> 03:36:20,600
I came over here.

4794
03:36:20,660 --> 03:36:21,280
I couldn't do anything.

4795
03:36:22,920 --> 03:36:24,100
Oh she goes over that wall.

4796
03:36:24,240 --> 03:36:24,560
I see.

4797
03:36:25,220 --> 03:36:26,240
Thank you very much there.

4798
03:36:27,240 --> 03:36:27,960
S7 Tronic.

4799
03:36:28,100 --> 03:36:29,220
With the Aphex Twin.

4800
03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:30,760
Profiler.

4801
03:36:33,420 --> 03:36:34,060
I'm counting on you.

4802
03:36:40,720 --> 03:36:41,460
Oh fuck.

4803
03:36:41,460 --> 03:36:41,480
Oh fuck.

4804
03:36:41,480 --> 03:36:43,960
This is the bit where we have the gimp down in the room.

4805
03:36:49,700 --> 03:36:52,180
That's why they're giving us lots of pickuppables here.

4806
03:36:54,180 --> 03:36:56,180
*Gunshot*

4807
03:37:02,940 --> 03:37:05,340
We go down here, or do we go down there?

4808
03:37:08,940 --> 03:37:10,940
Looks like we can continue on this way

4809
03:37:15,300 --> 03:37:17,300
Oh fuck

4810
03:37:17,300 --> 03:37:19,300
*Gunshot*

4811
03:37:19,300 --> 03:37:38,280
What was that?

4812
03:37:38,280 --> 03:37:40,620
Did they keep animals down here or something?

4813
03:37:40,620 --> 03:38:10,600
Things are about to get very tasty down here. You can hear the stirrings inside the dungeon of an epic beast, the likes of which have never been seen before. What lurks beneath? It's actually a...

4814
03:38:10,600 --> 03:38:33,060
Talking about this the other day, with a few of my compadres, compatriots, fallen demons. And they said that the man is actually a gimp. He's a Tory. What's more? He's nothing more than a Tory voter.

4815
03:38:35,400 --> 03:38:37,260
Let's go. Let's just move.

4816
03:38:40,580 --> 03:38:57,300
I think he... I saw someone online doing this bit, right? And all they had to do was hide. Like this. And your man couldn't see... couldn't see you. He's blind, so you just hide.

4817
03:39:08,660 --> 03:39:09,160
Oh.

4818
03:39:09,160 --> 03:39:09,180
Oh.

4819
03:39:20,700 --> 03:39:24,540
Right. Not as easy as I anticipated, actually.

4820
03:39:24,540 --> 03:39:54,520
I'm sick.

4821
03:39:54,520 --> 03:40:05,480
What? I wonder what I'm doing wrong here.

4822
03:40:05,480 --> 03:40:33,480
What? I wonder...

4823
03:40:33,480 --> 03:40:39,480
Could I have just done that with the pistol rather than wasting the shotgun?

4824
03:40:39,480 --> 03:40:51,480
There's a real hard part of this castle where it's just two of those guys and an endless supply of Simon Cowell monks.

4825
03:40:51,480 --> 03:40:57,480
They just keep dropping out of nowhere. I don't know how they even have the legs from it. They keep on dropping out the ceiling.

4826
03:40:57,480 --> 03:41:07,480
And not one of them sprains their ankle or anything like that even though they don't really look physically fit enough to fucking withstand such drops.

4827
03:41:07,480 --> 03:41:15,480
But again, look here. That's something for the game makers to fucking change in the future editions I suppose.

4828
03:41:15,480 --> 03:41:23,480
Definitely no use quibbling about it here. And now you just get the job done, you know.

4829
03:41:23,480 --> 03:41:35,480
What's more, the pace is still electric. Despite the fucking kickback there when we were in the main auditorium.

4830
03:41:35,480 --> 03:41:41,480
Oh, I do. What happened down there?

4831
03:41:41,480 --> 03:41:47,480
Nothing. We're right about the animals though.

4832
03:41:47,480 --> 03:41:57,480
You okay?

4833
03:41:57,480 --> 03:42:01,480
I'm fine. Well, for now.

4834
03:42:01,480 --> 03:42:02,480
Right.

4835
03:42:02,480 --> 03:42:07,480
Here she's following us around. That's good.

4836
03:42:07,480 --> 03:42:08,480
To here.

4837
03:42:08,480 --> 03:42:12,480
Now there's a bit coming up with a goat headed man.

4838
03:42:12,480 --> 03:42:16,480
And he's a- if you have a load of sniper rifle bullets, you're grand, right?

4839
03:42:16,480 --> 03:42:18,480
I don't think we've got that going on, you know.

4840
03:42:18,480 --> 03:42:21,480
We've been very careless.

4841
03:42:21,480 --> 03:42:24,480
Oh, we've got enough. I think we should be okay.

4842
03:42:24,480 --> 03:42:30,480
A few more of those.

4843
03:42:30,480 --> 03:42:57,480
Is, uh, fucking... need to put something in there.

4844
03:42:57,480 --> 03:42:59,480
That's lit up.

4845
03:42:59,480 --> 03:43:03,480
That's a puzzle you have to fucking hit the puzzle piece.

4846
03:43:03,480 --> 03:43:05,480
I don't understand.

4847
03:43:05,480 --> 03:43:11,480
I don't understand.

4848
03:43:11,480 --> 03:43:17,480
I don't understand.

4849
03:43:17,480 --> 03:43:21,480
Oh yeah, I do understand.

4850
03:43:21,480 --> 03:43:22,480
What's that use for?

4851
03:43:22,480 --> 03:43:22,480
Well, it's just a replica.

4852
03:43:22,480 --> 03:43:23,480
Only a couple of uses for it.

4853
03:43:23,480 --> 03:43:26,940
Oh yeah, I do understand.

4854
03:43:26,940 --> 03:43:37,220
What's that used for?

4855
03:43:38,120 --> 03:43:39,540
Well, it's just a replica.

4856
03:43:40,320 --> 03:43:41,880
Only a couple of uses for it.

4857
03:43:41,880 --> 03:44:07,860
7 Tronic, thank you very much, S7 Tronic.

4858
03:44:07,960 --> 03:44:08,880
Very, very kind of you.

4859
03:44:09,740 --> 03:44:12,320
So I put the wrong fucking sword in there.

4860
03:44:12,400 --> 03:44:13,020
There's a few swords.

4861
03:44:13,020 --> 03:44:14,620
Alright, so you get the golden sword.

4862
03:44:15,360 --> 03:44:20,740
I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha.

4863
03:44:24,980 --> 03:44:28,480
So, I think the bloodied sword is in the right place.

4864
03:44:30,640 --> 03:44:31,320
Or is it?

4865
03:44:31,460 --> 03:44:32,100
No, rusted.

4866
03:44:34,060 --> 03:44:34,380
Yeah.

4867
03:44:38,100 --> 03:44:38,460
Rusted.

4868
03:44:39,600 --> 03:44:47,680
Bloodied.

4869
03:44:47,680 --> 03:44:47,680
Bloodied.

4870
03:44:54,060 --> 03:44:54,620
Iron.

4871
03:44:56,760 --> 03:44:57,480
And gold.

4872
03:45:08,260 --> 03:45:08,780
Mensa.

4873
03:45:09,460 --> 03:45:11,000
Yeah.

4874
03:45:11,000 --> 03:45:11,040
Yeah.

4875
03:45:23,760 --> 03:45:24,360
Fucking hell.

4876
03:45:26,020 --> 03:45:27,820
Send you back to Mensa, you can't.

4877
03:45:27,820 --> 03:45:44,900
Pierce is nice, but it seems to be a lot of collecting and picking up.

4878
03:45:44,900 --> 03:45:46,760
Like, there's not much head popping going off.

4879
03:45:46,760 --> 03:45:48,320
We need to really change things up.

4880
03:45:48,320 --> 03:45:50,240
And I think that's going to happen soon enough when...

4881
03:45:50,240 --> 03:45:53,980
As we approach the next room.

4882
03:45:56,400 --> 03:45:58,960
This is the same room as before, isn't it?

4883
03:45:59,960 --> 03:46:01,220
Guess we just circled around.

4884
03:46:15,860 --> 03:46:17,740
Leon, what are you doing?

4885
03:46:17,740 --> 03:46:17,740
Leon, what are you doing?

4886
03:46:17,740 --> 03:46:20,520
Don't even think about trying this yourself.

4887
03:46:21,680 --> 03:46:22,080
Me?

4888
03:46:22,080 --> 03:46:23,400
As if.

4889
03:46:23,400 --> 03:46:33,660
Leon, over here!

4890
03:46:33,660 --> 03:46:38,500
Thanks.

4891
03:46:38,500 --> 03:46:46,040
Do you?

4892
03:46:46,040 --> 03:46:47,000
Seriously, who does that?

4893
03:46:48,620 --> 03:46:49,700
Where do you, my mother?

4894
03:46:50,840 --> 03:46:54,940
Do I open the door on this side, is it?

4895
03:46:54,940 --> 03:46:55,800
Or do I go across?

4896
03:46:55,800 --> 03:47:13,800
Snake and... and...

4897
03:47:25,200 --> 03:47:30,200
What's that snake? Snake and dragon.

4898
03:47:51,200 --> 03:47:54,600
Fucking don't know what I'm doing.

4899
03:47:54,600 --> 03:48:01,600
Think, think, think.

4900
03:48:01,600 --> 03:48:03,600
Okay, there's a dragon there.

4901
03:48:03,600 --> 03:48:12,600
Dragon.

4902
03:48:12,600 --> 03:48:21,600
Dragon.

4903
03:48:21,600 --> 03:48:30,600
That's not working.

4904
03:48:30,600 --> 03:48:39,600
That's not working.

4905
03:48:39,600 --> 03:48:40,600
Right.

4906
03:48:40,600 --> 03:48:42,600
That's great.

4907
03:48:42,600 --> 03:48:48,600
Then we go across the way and light the snake up.

4908
03:48:48,600 --> 03:48:57,600
If there is a snake.

4909
03:48:57,600 --> 03:49:11,100
Ashley does this side you do the other so if I'm here I don't understand man I

4910
03:49:11,100 --> 03:49:14,700
don't understand because look I've done one and where's the snake how is she

4911
03:49:14,700 --> 03:49:21,620
doing she's doing that that's why I go I go and find the snake one is this which

4912
03:49:21,620 --> 03:49:24,620
is over here is this

4913
03:49:24,620 --> 03:49:30,440
my mind is going septic

4914
03:49:30,440 --> 03:49:58,500
oh my god

4915
03:49:58,500 --> 03:50:08,220
oh it's open nice

4916
03:50:08,220 --> 03:50:33,240
that is a total and absolute lie

4917
03:50:33,240 --> 03:50:40,240
Kennedy Rome about a virtual environment with your avatar what is going on now this guy again

4918
03:50:40,240 --> 03:50:47,240
I'm taking delivery of preparing some entertainment for you

4919
03:50:47,240 --> 03:50:54,240
the galvanite

4920
03:50:54,240 --> 03:51:01,240
be careful

4921
03:51:01,240 --> 03:51:08,240
be a fucking cunt

4922
03:51:08,240 --> 03:51:19,240
be a fucking cunt

4923
03:51:19,240 --> 03:51:21,240
be a fucking cunt

4924
03:51:21,240 --> 03:51:23,240
be a fucking cunt

4925
03:51:23,240 --> 03:51:29,240
be a fucking cunt

4926
03:51:29,240 --> 03:51:36,240
oh my god this is gonna be a fucking head wrecker and I wonder whether or not to leave it till the pace the energy pace is back

4927
03:51:36,240 --> 03:51:43,240
oh my god

4928
03:51:43,240 --> 03:51:51,240
oh my god this is gonna be a fucking head wrecker and I wonder whether or not to leave it till the pace the energy pace is back

4929
03:51:51,240 --> 03:51:58,240
the energy pace is back

4930
03:51:58,240 --> 03:52:18,240
I can't remember is there a chapter is there a chapter that does the chapter end before you get to the stage where do you know where you get further up and you're on the next level and Ashley has to walk across the gangway to fucking lift up the doors

4931
03:52:18,240 --> 03:52:20,240
the doors

4932
03:52:20,240 --> 03:52:25,240
is there a chapter that separates those bits

4933
03:52:25,240 --> 03:52:25,240
oh

4934
03:52:25,240 --> 03:52:28,240
Oh!

4935
03:52:39,300 --> 03:52:40,440
The hardest bit.

4936
03:52:49,500 --> 03:52:50,180
Yeah.

4937
03:52:50,180 --> 03:52:58,000
Yeah, I'd kick back with a Shafé, no bother.

4938
03:52:59,480 --> 03:53:07,460
I'd just end it with a Shafé, because then it's a nice comedown after all of this sort of hyper-violence.

4939
03:53:11,540 --> 03:53:14,260
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar!

4940
03:53:14,260 --> 03:53:15,460
Nintendo Game Boy!

4941
03:53:22,180 --> 03:53:22,720
Okay.

4942
03:53:30,240 --> 03:53:30,980
Game Boy!

4943
03:53:33,440 --> 03:53:34,120
Game Boy!

4944
03:53:34,120 --> 03:53:34,620
Game Boy!

4945
03:53:47,960 --> 03:53:49,000
Save this beast!

4946
03:53:53,640 --> 03:53:59,720
Yeah, the pace, it's good for the first bit, but it's getting harder and it's fucking sluggish.

4947
03:54:00,840 --> 03:54:05,560
When you get to this castle, Castle Bar, they really start to crank up the pain.

4948
03:54:08,120 --> 03:54:10,040
New play, the new play, chapter 7.

4949
03:54:10,220 --> 03:54:11,760
I think we're on chapter 7.

4950
03:54:12,740 --> 03:54:13,700
We're still on chapter 7.

4951
03:54:13,980 --> 03:54:16,000
Which is not bad, really, though, is it?

4952
03:54:16,820 --> 03:54:18,020
Let's have a look at the time.

4953
03:54:19,220 --> 03:54:24,660
Seven, six hours played, seven chapters, eight, really, if you include the very first one.

4954
03:54:24,800 --> 03:54:25,820
Still not bad, like...

4955
03:54:30,620 --> 03:54:32,820
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar!

4956
03:54:33,820 --> 03:54:34,340
Game Boy!

4957
03:54:35,720 --> 03:54:37,060
Let's see what we've got here.

4958
03:54:44,820 --> 03:54:46,480
Let us get it.

4959
03:54:50,560 --> 03:54:53,300
Old blast of Windows 98.

4960
03:54:53,540 --> 03:54:55,440
The Windows 98 experience.

4961
03:55:09,080 --> 03:55:11,580
Don't obsess with me all the time.

4962
03:55:11,580 --> 03:55:21,200
Look here.

4963
03:55:21,680 --> 03:55:22,840
Get this guy up and running.

4964
03:55:25,680 --> 03:55:28,080
Don't obsess with me all the time.

4965
03:55:28,080 --> 03:55:42,640
Nintendo Game Boy.

4966
03:55:45,180 --> 03:55:50,900
Game Boy.

4967
03:55:56,180 --> 03:55:58,260
You're not a killer.

4968
03:55:58,480 --> 03:55:58,940
No, I'm not.

4969
03:56:02,560 --> 03:56:08,020
I'm not sure what era to go for because I was kind of hoarding the 90s.

4970
03:56:08,400 --> 03:56:09,740
Whatever ones we did have left.

4971
03:56:09,840 --> 03:56:11,480
But I mean, it's nice to go back into it.

4972
03:56:12,020 --> 03:56:14,540
Into a 90s one after a long time away.

4973
03:56:14,920 --> 03:56:21,760
I do find, even though I was saying the pace of the fucking 80s and 70s computer chronicles is a bit too slow for me.

4974
03:56:21,760 --> 03:56:26,980
I actually started getting into them there a while back and watching them as a kind of.

4975
03:56:29,380 --> 03:56:31,520
As a test first and foremost.

4976
03:56:31,760 --> 03:56:35,120
But then it started to work its magic after a while, like, you know.

4977
03:56:36,720 --> 03:56:41,440
But I don't think they're as funny, but they're funny in subtler ways.

4978
03:56:41,560 --> 03:56:43,540
Like, Stuart's wearing a suit.

4979
03:56:44,120 --> 03:56:48,080
And it's a very, it's a very serene, morose sort of environment.

4980
03:56:48,880 --> 03:56:52,020
Compared to the frantic, fast-paced fucking 90s episodes.

4981
03:56:55,020 --> 03:56:55,960
Have a look at them.

4982
03:56:55,960 --> 03:57:25,940
Have a look at them.

4983
03:57:25,940 --> 03:57:38,100
Bear with me here, sorry.

4984
03:57:51,320 --> 03:57:52,580
Then we get that.

4985
03:57:52,580 --> 03:58:22,560
Thank you.

4986
03:58:22,560 --> 03:58:52,540
Thank you.

4987
03:58:52,540 --> 03:58:57,100
This work.

4988
03:59:09,100 --> 03:59:09,740
Lee.

4989
03:59:09,740 --> 03:59:36,500
Why is that like that square?

4990
03:59:36,500 --> 03:59:55,740
I will do for Computer Chronicles. I don't know why that's square.

4991
03:59:55,740 --> 04:00:02,540
Low res.

4992
04:00:02,540 --> 04:00:32,520
Thank you.

4993
04:00:32,520 --> 04:01:02,500
Thank you.

4994
04:01:02,500 --> 04:01:04,500
Thank you.

4995
04:01:04,500 --> 04:01:34,480
Thank you.

4996
04:01:35,040 --> 04:01:40,940
Bear with me here, folks. Sorry about this. Just need to get the... I can't see the chat there. Need to put that up.

4997
04:01:48,540 --> 04:02:07,540
Yeah, if there's any... Thank you very much, sir, for the tip. You're filthy. Thank you very much. If anyone has any requests for an episode, because...

4998
04:02:07,540 --> 04:02:25,760
Oh, my God. Put some fucking chillax music on.

4999
04:02:25,760 --> 04:02:55,740
Thank you.

5000
04:02:55,740 --> 04:03:25,720
Thank you.

5001
04:03:25,720 --> 04:03:27,720
Thank you.

5002
04:03:27,720 --> 04:03:29,720
Thank you.

5003
04:03:29,720 --> 04:03:35,280
93.

5004
04:03:35,280 --> 04:03:35,340
93.

5005
04:03:39,980 --> 04:03:41,820
Self-improvement software.

5006
04:03:54,800 --> 04:03:57,060
I hope the sound comes through it.

5007
04:03:57,060 --> 04:04:03,680
Could knock our socks off.

5008
04:04:14,780 --> 04:04:15,300
Device.

5009
04:04:15,940 --> 04:04:17,120
It's going through.

5010
04:04:17,320 --> 04:04:18,960
I think you could hear the audio there.

5011
04:04:19,000 --> 04:04:19,740
I'm not sure I could.

5012
04:04:21,220 --> 04:04:23,100
Yeah, I can't hear Stu.

5013
04:04:23,920 --> 04:04:24,540
But he can.

5014
04:04:24,540 --> 04:04:25,540
Oh.

5015
04:04:34,540 --> 04:04:35,760
Thanks very much, sir.

5016
04:04:35,820 --> 04:04:36,300
Legfend.

5017
04:04:36,540 --> 04:04:38,860
I'm intrigued here.

5018
04:04:38,980 --> 04:04:40,360
So the way this is began.

5019
04:04:41,420 --> 04:04:43,840
And Stu's going to be at the fucking racetrack.

5020
04:04:45,320 --> 04:04:45,920
Oh.

5021
04:04:47,320 --> 04:04:48,560
Thank you very much, sir.

5022
04:04:48,640 --> 04:04:49,340
You're filthy.

5023
04:04:49,760 --> 04:04:50,300
At the tip.

5024
04:04:51,720 --> 04:04:53,000
And legfend.

5025
04:05:01,000 --> 04:05:02,560
Just to join the stream.

5026
04:05:02,940 --> 04:05:04,100
Shift on, shift on.

5027
04:05:05,860 --> 04:05:09,120
Okay, so put that output so I can hear it as well.

5028
04:05:09,120 --> 04:05:12,700
Looks like it's decent stereo or it's mixed.

5029
04:05:14,040 --> 04:05:15,640
Coming out of both barrels.

5030
04:05:18,640 --> 04:05:19,920
Be a bit loud, though.

5031
04:05:20,400 --> 04:05:23,020
To improve yourself, lose weight, get in shape.

5032
04:05:24,440 --> 04:05:25,340
Here we go.

5033
04:05:28,220 --> 04:05:29,220
Here we go.

5034
04:05:29,760 --> 04:05:30,200
Stewbacca.

5035
04:05:34,120 --> 04:05:34,980
Feel better.

5036
04:05:35,360 --> 04:05:36,020
But guess what?

5037
04:05:36,140 --> 04:05:38,640
Computers are getting into the self-improvement act too.

5038
04:05:39,020 --> 04:05:39,480
With program.

5039
04:05:39,680 --> 04:05:42,840
I don't have the fucking soundboard of like ominous tunes.

5040
04:05:54,120 --> 04:05:54,820
Oh, hang on.

5041
04:05:54,900 --> 04:05:58,640
I just want to optimize it so I can really enjoy it.

5042
04:05:58,640 --> 04:06:04,380
I think what I'm doing here is I'm sharing the screen on my computer that I'm playing at.

5043
04:06:05,080 --> 04:06:06,120
I'm not sharing the screen.

5044
04:06:06,260 --> 04:06:09,120
I'm using it as a separate window, separate monitor.

5045
04:06:09,280 --> 04:06:12,340
But I really want the full screen experience.

5046
04:06:13,700 --> 04:06:17,940
So what I'll do is I'll put that over there.

5047
04:06:19,180 --> 04:06:19,640
Oh, no.

5048
04:06:20,600 --> 04:06:20,920
Fuck.

5049
04:06:21,440 --> 04:06:22,020
No, no.

5050
04:06:22,020 --> 04:06:22,840
We'll leave it as it is.

5051
04:06:22,920 --> 04:06:23,700
We'll leave it as it is.

5052
04:06:23,700 --> 04:06:27,220
I can hear it.

5053
04:06:27,260 --> 04:06:27,920
I can see it.

5054
04:06:27,960 --> 04:06:28,420
It's grand.

5055
04:06:29,580 --> 04:06:35,920
I wonder can I zoom in on bits that I find interesting at least, you know, because that really is a lot of the fun for me here.

5056
04:06:37,520 --> 04:06:39,100
You know, he's showing his book there.

5057
04:06:39,160 --> 04:06:40,080
I want to go like that.

5058
04:06:40,200 --> 04:06:40,420
I can.

5059
04:06:40,500 --> 04:06:40,860
Yeah, great.

5060
04:06:41,900 --> 04:06:42,860
Programs like this one.

5061
04:06:42,960 --> 04:06:45,320
Joe Wider's personal fitness trainer.

5062
04:06:46,580 --> 04:06:48,200
Joe Wider's after you.

5063
04:06:49,940 --> 04:06:51,580
I might put myself up here.

5064
04:06:51,580 --> 04:06:52,080
I'll be there.

5065
04:06:53,920 --> 04:06:57,080
I'll be there.

5066
04:07:05,520 --> 04:07:07,340
I'll bet you still have to sweat, though.

5067
04:07:07,680 --> 04:07:13,600
From fitness to speed reading to relationships, computers are making it easier to be a better you.

5068
04:07:13,960 --> 04:07:14,580
Today, we'll take...

5069
04:07:14,580 --> 04:07:15,200
I'll be there.

5070
04:07:15,200 --> 04:07:15,340
I'll be there.

5071
04:07:15,340 --> 04:07:30,760
...a look at self-improvement software on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

5072
04:07:30,760 --> 04:07:34,060
Well, it's a great intro. Let's have a little look at this intro again.

5073
04:07:34,180 --> 04:07:36,240
I mean, it starts off with a bit of action.

5074
04:07:36,940 --> 04:07:40,260
Some athletes really giving it socks.

5075
04:07:40,260 --> 04:07:44,400
This is one way to improve yourself, lose weight, get in shape, feel better.

5076
04:07:44,740 --> 04:07:48,040
But guess what? Computers are getting into the self-improvement act too.

5077
04:07:48,300 --> 04:07:52,140
With programs like this one, Joe Wider's personal fitness trainer.

5078
04:07:52,640 --> 04:07:54,200
I'll bet you still have to sweat though.

5079
04:07:54,620 --> 04:08:00,440
From fitness to speed reading to relationships, computers are making it easier to be a better you.

5080
04:08:00,800 --> 04:08:02,980
Today we'll take a look at self-improvement...

5081
04:08:02,980 --> 04:08:04,420
Joe Wider.

5082
04:08:06,000 --> 04:08:08,060
What was it called? Fitness trainer, is it?

5083
04:08:14,140 --> 04:08:44,120
Thank you.

5084
04:08:44,120 --> 04:09:09,320
It looks like a piece of software, which I don't know about you, but from the from the outset, software isn't going to help you get fit, really, is it? I mean, even now, when we've got the fucking wearable tech, I think that's all a load of software. I mean, it helps you keep track of stuff, maybe. And it gives you a kick up the arse a little bit, but you can easily just fucking put it on silent.

5085
04:09:09,320 --> 04:09:29,320
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel, microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. Intel, the computer inside. Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association.

5086
04:09:29,320 --> 04:09:30,700
Software Publishers.

5087
04:09:32,800 --> 04:09:41,580
It's, um, thank you very much there, Horace on the Starlight. Are you hearing a double sound here? Because I'm kind of getting two level bars at the top here.

5088
04:09:41,960 --> 04:09:42,580
That floppy.

5089
04:09:46,120 --> 04:09:47,240
It's a lovely setup.

5090
04:09:47,240 --> 04:09:56,500
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey, and with me today is Bruce Ehrlich, president of Mindware. Bruce, you guys have been selling self-improvement or psychological software for a long time now.

5091
04:09:56,600 --> 04:10:00,040
And the newest thing we have here is called MindViewer. What is that? How does it work?

5092
04:10:00,520 --> 04:10:06,100
Well, MindViewer is personality software that allows you to understand a little bit more about yourself or somebody you want to know more about.

5093
04:10:06,440 --> 04:10:10,700
Okay, so I take myself or someone and we take a kind of test with the software. Is that what this is?

5094
04:10:10,860 --> 04:10:15,100
Yeah, you can see that you agree or disagree with a whole series of adjectives.

5095
04:10:15,100 --> 04:10:23,720
So this is a person named Jennifer who took this test, and these are the scores she put in, rating herself on how high-strung she is, educated, humorous, independent, on and on and on.

5096
04:10:23,980 --> 04:10:26,480
Okay, once she takes the test now, how do I get a look?

5097
04:10:28,480 --> 04:10:36,720
What I do is go to the report part of the screen, and you can either display it to a screen or you can print out a report, which is about five pages.

5098
04:10:37,060 --> 04:10:39,820
It starts out with her personality x-ray.

5099
04:10:40,000 --> 04:10:47,140
So we see how much drive she has, reliability. We see she's very low on emotionality, medium on aggressive, a lot of reliability, and so on.

5100
04:10:47,360 --> 04:10:48,600
All right, how much deeper can I go than that?

5101
04:10:48,740 --> 04:10:55,000
Well, you get a five-page report. It tells you a little bit about her public self and private self and so forth, five pages and all.

5102
04:10:55,760 --> 04:10:58,280
And as I say, it is in-depth.

5103
04:10:58,560 --> 04:11:03,960
Yeah. All right, now how real is this stuff? Is this kind of pop psychology stuff you do at a party, or is it really useful information?

5104
04:11:04,160 --> 04:11:10,380
No, it was developed by Dr. James Johnson at the University of Minnesota. It's based on solid psychological principles.

5105
04:11:11,340 --> 04:11:16,600
And we've had hundreds of minor customers who've written in and told us about how accurate the...

5106
04:11:16,600 --> 04:11:17,260
Oh, it works.

5107
04:11:17,260 --> 04:11:24,620
All right, today we will look at self-improvement software, covering everything from fitness to dieting, from IQ improvement to relationship building.

5108
04:11:25,040 --> 04:11:25,840
We gotta go.

5109
04:11:25,840 --> 04:11:30,340
And one positive technique for dealing with physical, psychological, or emotional problems is biofeedback.

5110
04:11:30,500 --> 04:11:35,960
So we'll begin today with a look at how computers are being used at the Biofeedback Institute of San Francisco.

5111
04:11:38,840 --> 04:11:41,600
Okay, these are electrodes that are going to go on your scalp.

5112
04:11:42,720 --> 04:11:48,900
Biofeedback training uses a variety of measuring instruments to teach a patient how to control her mind and her body.

5113
04:11:49,380 --> 04:11:51,480
Dr. George Fuller Von Bosai...

5114
04:11:51,480 --> 04:11:52,300
Is it okay now?

5115
04:11:53,100 --> 04:11:53,980
The echo is back.

5116
04:11:54,060 --> 04:11:57,260
I fucked it up again, so I was trying to fucking turn it off.

5117
04:11:58,500 --> 04:11:59,580
Oh my God.

5118
04:12:00,040 --> 04:12:01,680
I wasn't prepared for stew.

5119
04:12:03,360 --> 04:12:04,820
Video capture device.

5120
04:12:05,920 --> 04:12:06,880
Monitor off.

5121
04:12:09,960 --> 04:12:11,040
What about this?

5122
04:12:11,840 --> 04:12:13,180
Signed a PC-based...

5123
04:12:13,180 --> 04:12:14,280
What's this, though?

5124
04:12:16,180 --> 04:12:16,920
What's this?

5125
04:12:16,920 --> 04:12:17,080
What's this?

5126
04:12:17,080 --> 04:12:22,240
.

5127
04:12:22,240 --> 04:12:26,520
Biofeedback system that provides brainwave analysis in real time.

5128
04:12:26,520 --> 04:12:49,360
.

5129
04:12:49,360 --> 04:12:56,020
The new EEG software is particularly exciting because it's online and in real time.

5130
04:12:56,020 --> 04:13:02,120
So we're doing power spectrum analysis of the brainwaves at the very moment that it's occurring.

5131
04:13:02,120 --> 04:13:04,940
So that's the first time that we can actually get feedback.

5132
04:13:04,940 --> 04:13:09,780
Prior to this you could do it diagnostically by measuring it, then doing a lot of number

5133
04:13:09,780 --> 04:13:14,700
crunching and then getting that data later.

5134
04:13:14,700 --> 04:13:19,260
Now we can actually show the person how their brain is operating at the very moment that

5135
04:13:19,260 --> 04:13:20,560
it's happening.

5136
04:13:20,560 --> 04:13:25,520
When they concentrate and attend, we can see the pattern of concentration and attention.

5137
04:13:25,520 --> 04:13:30,020
In this exercise, the patient is asked to concentrate and to try to bring the reading on the meter

5138
04:13:30,020 --> 04:13:31,620
to the center.

5139
04:13:31,620 --> 04:13:37,120
This one is measuring.

5140
04:13:37,120 --> 04:13:39,720
I'm confused.

5141
04:13:39,720 --> 04:13:41,720
Let's see.

5142
04:13:41,720 --> 04:13:42,720
Okay.

5143
04:13:42,720 --> 04:14:00,420
The one side alpha from the other side alpha actually.

5144
04:14:00,420 --> 04:14:04,820
And if you get it centered in the middle, that means your brain is in synchronicity.

5145
04:14:04,820 --> 04:14:07,320
There's no traditional input device here.

5146
04:14:07,320 --> 04:14:08,320
Beautiful.

5147
04:14:08,320 --> 04:14:10,920
The line moves in response to your brain waves.

5148
04:14:10,920 --> 04:14:14,920
I can't focus on one thing if there are three things going on around me.

5149
04:14:14,920 --> 04:14:19,880
By using this computer, it will enable me to focus on what I'm doing and not what's going

5150
04:14:19,880 --> 04:14:20,920
on around me.

5151
04:14:20,920 --> 04:14:23,420
So I can get more of what I'm trying to do done.

5152
04:14:23,420 --> 04:14:30,420
Dr. Fulavon-Boseye has developed over 150 exercises for biofeedback training on the PC.

5153
04:14:30,420 --> 04:14:36,420
His NeuroData system is only available for professionals in the field today, but he expects it to be available

5154
04:14:36,420 --> 04:14:40,920
for self-help on your home PC in the not-too-distant future.

5155
04:14:40,920 --> 04:14:43,920
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

5156
04:14:43,920 --> 04:14:46,920
A big blast.

5157
04:14:46,920 --> 04:14:59,920
We have become a health-conscious nation of joggers and dieters.

5158
04:14:59,920 --> 04:15:05,920
And if you can't have your own personal trainer or nutritionist, you can do almost as well with today's self-improvement

5159
04:15:05,920 --> 04:15:06,920
software.

5160
04:15:06,920 --> 04:15:11,920
Here to show us how are Lauren Titus of Lifestyle Software and David Heeman of HealthDesk.

5161
04:15:11,920 --> 04:15:12,920
Lauren, let's begin with you.

5162
04:15:12,920 --> 04:15:17,920
The old fucking dynamic duo of Titus and Heenan.

5163
04:15:17,920 --> 04:15:21,920
And we've got a real situation going on.

5164
04:15:21,920 --> 04:15:23,920
Big time.

5165
04:15:23,920 --> 04:15:27,920
We have the program Betty Crocker's Eat and Lose Weight.

5166
04:15:27,920 --> 04:15:30,920
How do you use the program to do both of those things?

5167
04:15:30,920 --> 04:15:32,920
Okay, well, there's two aspects to it.

5168
04:15:32,920 --> 04:15:38,920
There's the recipe management where you can create tailor-made menus for each member of your-

5169
04:15:38,920 --> 04:15:41,920
A tailor-made bit of Titus action here.

5170
04:15:41,920 --> 04:15:47,920
Sean Kivlihan, thank you very much for your kind-hearted and generous Freddie Durst.

5171
04:15:47,920 --> 04:15:54,920
I hope you're getting on well and you're enjoying this lovely bit of Titus Bramble scenario here.

5172
04:15:54,920 --> 04:15:56,920
Who does she remind you of?

5173
04:15:56,920 --> 04:15:58,920
She reminds me of someone.

5174
04:15:58,920 --> 04:16:00,920
Who it is though.

5175
04:16:00,920 --> 04:16:02,520
- Ooh, it is though.

5176
04:16:02,520 --> 04:16:08,760
...the family, 1200 calories a day...

5177
04:16:08,760 --> 04:16:10,720
Yeah, there's a piece of our car phone too.

5178
04:16:10,720 --> 04:16:16,960
And then there's the help files, where you can actually learn the five-point program to eating and losing weight.

5179
04:16:18,240 --> 04:16:19,220
The calorie charts, I see.

5180
04:16:19,220 --> 04:16:21,560
The calorie chart here is real important.

5181
04:16:21,560 --> 04:16:21,660
Screech!

5182
04:16:21,680 --> 04:16:27,060
As part of the program, you're supposed to monitor the exercise that you do every day.

5183
04:16:27,220 --> 04:16:30,160
And this is a chart here, which will help you keep track of it.

5184
04:16:30,160 --> 04:16:31,380
So the built-in calorie chart on what you eat.

5185
04:16:31,440 --> 04:16:31,740
Right.

5186
04:16:31,740 --> 04:16:33,580
What about calories burned when you're going to work?

5187
04:16:33,580 --> 04:16:35,440
Okay, and then there's the...

5188
04:16:35,440 --> 04:16:36,300
There it is, yeah.

5189
04:16:36,900 --> 04:16:37,680
Yeah, there it is.

5190
04:16:37,680 --> 04:16:43,560
Which will help you monitor how much you're actually doing, everything from cycling to dusting.

5191
04:16:44,080 --> 04:16:45,380
All right, show me the recipe planning part.

5192
04:16:45,420 --> 04:16:46,960
How would I put together a healthy menu?

5193
04:16:47,140 --> 04:16:56,100
Okay, say you're having vegetarian friends over, and you want to avoid chicken and fish.

5194
04:16:56,100 --> 04:17:00,960
But you just bought some fresh squash from the farm stand.

5195
04:17:00,960 --> 04:17:01,960
Okay.

5196
04:17:01,960 --> 04:17:04,660
So you're going to go through the whole database of possible recipes.

5197
04:17:04,660 --> 04:17:09,200
Right, there's over 200 recipes, and the program brings up all the recipes that match, including some that don't...

5198
04:17:09,200 --> 04:17:10,600
Never gets old for me.

5199
04:17:10,600 --> 04:17:11,200
My vegetarian.

5200
04:17:11,200 --> 04:17:14,480
His style never gets old for me.

5201
04:17:17,040 --> 04:17:17,500
Okay.

5202
04:17:17,500 --> 04:17:17,580
Okay.

5203
04:17:17,580 --> 04:17:19,100
All right.

5204
04:17:19,100 --> 04:17:20,040
What are you going to do there?

5205
04:17:20,440 --> 04:17:23,320
You're going to get some squash, bell pepper, okay.

5206
04:17:23,880 --> 04:17:24,680
Celery.

5207
04:17:24,860 --> 04:17:25,600
Okay, what else?

5208
04:17:26,680 --> 04:17:27,680
Crisp and tender.

5209
04:17:27,800 --> 04:17:29,340
Italian friends might not want the Italian sausage.

5210
04:17:29,340 --> 04:17:29,780
Right.

5211
04:17:30,060 --> 04:17:30,820
So here's a...

5212
04:17:30,820 --> 04:17:31,720
But we do have some others.

5213
04:17:31,820 --> 04:17:32,120
Uh-huh.

5214
04:17:32,460 --> 04:17:32,660
And then...

5215
04:17:32,660 --> 04:17:34,240
Italian sausage.

5216
04:17:34,920 --> 04:17:35,900
Thank you very much.

5217
04:17:35,900 --> 04:17:38,540
They'll give you a list of all the recipes that'll match those specifications.

5218
04:17:40,540 --> 04:17:40,900
And...

5219
04:17:40,900 --> 04:17:41,220
Okay.

5220
04:17:41,220 --> 04:17:41,300
Okay.

5221
04:17:41,300 --> 04:17:42,600
So they're the ones who would meet it.

5222
04:17:42,720 --> 04:17:42,980
Okay.

5223
04:17:43,060 --> 04:17:44,080
And say, for instance...

5224
04:17:44,080 --> 04:17:45,220
Handheld squash.

5225
04:17:45,220 --> 04:17:45,800
Spaghetti squash.

5226
04:17:45,980 --> 04:17:46,300
Uh-huh.

5227
04:17:46,780 --> 04:17:49,220
Handheld Italian sausage.

5228
04:17:50,600 --> 04:17:53,300
Handheld spaghetti with squash.

5229
04:17:54,060 --> 04:17:58,100
And then here's a picture of serving suggestions.

5230
04:17:58,100 --> 04:17:59,100
That's what it ought to look like, huh?

5231
04:17:59,680 --> 04:18:01,960
And each recipe has nutritional information.

5232
04:18:02,080 --> 04:18:02,400
Uh-huh.

5233
04:18:03,140 --> 04:18:06,140
So that when you create a menu for your dinner party...

5234
04:18:06,140 --> 04:18:07,780
Dara Dermody, thank you very much.

5235
04:18:08,160 --> 04:18:10,400
And Debbie Ali, Dara Dermody, thank you very much.

5236
04:18:10,480 --> 04:18:14,000
We'd love a bit of David Lynch's Twin Peaks, the game, if it's going at any point.

5237
04:18:14,520 --> 04:18:17,600
Is that the thing I was on about?

5238
04:18:17,700 --> 04:18:19,220
The fucking deadly prem?

5239
04:18:19,320 --> 04:18:21,220
Complete nutritional analysis of the menu.

5240
04:18:21,220 --> 04:18:24,060
We had Art Garfunkel.

5241
04:18:24,260 --> 04:18:27,480
Somebody came in with Screech from Saved by the Bell.

5242
04:18:27,960 --> 04:18:30,520
I'm not sure if that computes for anyone there.

5243
04:18:31,880 --> 04:18:34,400
I'm not sure we've got that going on.

5244
04:18:37,220 --> 04:18:39,380
Dustin Diamond, I think, is the name.

5245
04:18:43,080 --> 04:18:45,020
Who's sadly no longer with us.

5246
04:18:45,020 --> 04:18:57,060
I think it's there.

5247
04:18:57,440 --> 04:18:58,840
I think there could be something there.

5248
04:19:02,680 --> 04:19:08,680
All right, David.

5249
04:19:08,760 --> 04:19:14,340
Let's turn to Health Desk, and I guess you take a very broad view of health, not only diet, but exercise and all the other health aspects.

5250
04:19:14,780 --> 04:19:15,420
Yes, that's right.

5251
04:19:15,480 --> 04:19:20,160
We try to give people a vehicle to take an active role in their health and explore different areas of their health.

5252
04:19:20,340 --> 04:19:22,420
All right, run us through the menu here.

5253
04:19:22,520 --> 04:19:22,880
Sure.

5254
04:19:23,000 --> 04:19:27,480
On the left side of the screen are 11 different choices for you to take responsibility for your medical records.

5255
04:19:27,480 --> 04:19:29,320
My gacks, thank you very much.

5256
04:19:29,320 --> 04:19:32,320
People need to have this information available for physicians.

5257
04:19:32,520 --> 04:19:35,360
70% of a diagnosis is based on what you tell the doctor.

5258
04:19:36,300 --> 04:19:36,760
So that's...

5259
04:19:36,760 --> 04:19:39,700
Beautiful GUI front end here.

5260
04:19:40,780 --> 04:19:42,580
And we've got woman's health clip art.

5261
04:19:43,840 --> 04:19:44,980
W for woman.

5262
04:19:46,420 --> 04:19:46,940
Stress.

5263
04:19:47,300 --> 04:19:49,540
There's a man eating his fist for stress.

5264
04:19:50,480 --> 04:19:51,000
Weight.

5265
04:19:51,560 --> 04:19:53,500
A picture of feet on the scales.

5266
04:19:56,180 --> 04:19:58,200
Background is a clipboard.

5267
04:19:59,060 --> 04:20:03,160
Family condition is a tree with roots to symbolize roots of the family.

5268
04:20:03,260 --> 04:20:04,260
A family tree, maybe.

5269
04:20:05,400 --> 04:20:06,980
Personal condition, a leaf.

5270
04:20:08,340 --> 04:20:09,920
Vaccinations, obviously a syringe.

5271
04:20:10,520 --> 04:20:12,220
More choices with a red arrow.

5272
04:20:13,480 --> 04:20:16,620
And we've got a few miscellaneous items there.

5273
04:20:17,620 --> 04:20:19,000
That's one big component of the program.

5274
04:20:19,540 --> 04:20:24,600
On the right side of the program are our five different choices to get more involved in a specific area of your health.

5275
04:20:24,680 --> 04:20:26,740
We have exercise, weight, stress, heart health.

5276
04:20:26,740 --> 04:20:27,760
What can I learn about exercise here?

5277
04:20:29,860 --> 04:20:31,880
First part of every manager is data tracking.

5278
04:20:32,040 --> 04:20:33,480
You can have a diary or a log.

5279
04:20:33,680 --> 04:20:34,560
Let's say you're a runner.

5280
04:20:35,120 --> 04:20:36,900
You want to keep track of your running activity.

5281
04:20:37,980 --> 04:20:40,060
When you go running, how many miles and minutes.

5282
04:20:40,180 --> 04:20:43,980
Once this information is entered in, you are able to calculate how many calories you burn.

5283
04:20:45,980 --> 04:20:48,260
You can even go in and graph the information.

5284
04:20:48,400 --> 04:20:49,380
See if you're making progress.

5285
04:20:49,500 --> 04:20:50,540
Hopefully this will motivate you.

5286
04:20:50,540 --> 04:20:51,820
This is my daily record of calories.

5287
04:20:51,820 --> 04:20:54,260
Notice it's on the rise.

5288
04:20:54,260 --> 04:20:58,800
Every health manager has an information section.

5289
04:20:58,980 --> 04:21:01,480
And here we have a series of visuals on that topic.

5290
04:21:01,740 --> 04:21:04,380
And the goal here is to increase awareness through exploration.

5291
04:21:04,380 --> 04:21:08,740
That's really explaining what's happening when I'm doing that exercise to the muscles in my leg or shoulders.

5292
04:21:08,960 --> 04:21:09,260
Yes.

5293
04:21:09,260 --> 04:21:09,260
Yes.

5294
04:21:09,820 --> 04:21:10,200
Mm-hmm.

5295
04:21:11,320 --> 04:21:13,000
Let's say you had a problem with your lower back.

5296
04:21:13,060 --> 04:21:17,880
You can even go in here and find some stretches to do for your lower back.

5297
04:21:17,880 --> 04:21:21,300
So you can pull out a particular exercise for a problem.

5298
04:21:21,380 --> 04:21:21,780
That's great.

5299
04:21:22,020 --> 04:21:22,700
Wow, look at that.

5300
04:21:24,200 --> 04:21:24,520
Okay.

5301
04:21:24,580 --> 04:21:25,300
What else can we do?

5302
04:21:25,620 --> 04:21:25,980
Wow, that's great.

5303
04:21:25,980 --> 04:21:29,380
If you're concerned about your cholesterol, that's why we might be eating low-fat foods.

5304
04:21:29,980 --> 04:21:31,620
What else can we do?

5305
04:21:32,380 --> 04:21:32,660
Hmm?

5306
04:21:32,740 --> 04:21:33,160
What can we do?

5307
04:21:33,560 --> 04:21:34,300
That's for a problem.

5308
04:21:34,380 --> 04:21:34,780
That's great.

5309
04:21:34,860 --> 04:21:36,060
With animation on the exercise.

5310
04:21:36,800 --> 04:21:38,320
What else can we do?

5311
04:21:39,220 --> 04:21:40,320
Okay, what else can we do?

5312
04:21:40,680 --> 04:21:44,420
If you're concerned about your cholesterol, that's why we might be eating low-fat foods.

5313
04:21:44,520 --> 04:21:44,880
Mm-hmm.

5314
04:21:45,400 --> 04:21:49,680
We can go in here and understand the difference between HDL and LDL.

5315
04:21:49,680 --> 04:21:51,900
It actually shows us how the heart's working in an animation.

5316
04:21:53,300 --> 04:21:54,320
And what's all this?

5317
04:21:54,500 --> 04:21:58,320
This is how to interpret a value when you get the lab reports back from your doctor.

5318
04:21:58,780 --> 04:22:01,620
You may not understand that LDL is the bad cholesterol.

5319
04:22:01,820 --> 04:22:05,380
So if you're trying to make health education very entertaining as well as interactive.

5320
04:22:05,980 --> 04:22:07,380
Looks like a fucking man.

5321
04:22:07,760 --> 04:22:09,440
Is that a cat look?

5322
04:22:10,000 --> 04:22:11,520
Is that a cat with a hat on?

5323
04:22:12,600 --> 04:22:13,760
Look at the face on it.

5324
04:22:15,940 --> 04:22:17,220
Doesn't look like a man.

5325
04:22:19,740 --> 04:22:23,200
Trying to make health education very entertaining as well as interactive.

5326
04:22:25,080 --> 04:22:26,100
Look at that guy.

5327
04:22:27,440 --> 04:22:30,240
That's who was designing the clip art for this guy.

5328
04:22:30,500 --> 04:22:33,900
A miner working down a mine going to work.

5329
04:22:35,000 --> 04:22:36,980
Don't think he fucking looks like that.

5330
04:22:37,600 --> 04:22:40,960
And definitely a guy who's painting your house.

5331
04:22:41,480 --> 04:22:44,460
I wouldn't want this fucker painting my house.

5332
04:22:46,020 --> 04:22:47,580
He'd give me nightmares.

5333
04:22:49,480 --> 04:22:51,200
I don't even have the music.

5334
04:22:51,540 --> 04:22:52,100
The...

5335
04:22:52,100 --> 04:22:55,080
I wish I had the fucking music ready to rock.

5336
04:22:55,080 --> 04:22:55,160
I don't even have the music.

5337
04:22:55,160 --> 04:22:59,620
Ominous...

5338
04:22:59,620 --> 04:23:00,760
Ominous...

5339
04:23:00,760 --> 04:23:01,660
Fuck.

5340
04:23:02,200 --> 04:23:03,020
Where is it going in?

5341
04:23:07,020 --> 04:23:07,540
Ominousphere.

5342
04:23:07,740 --> 04:23:08,380
Is that a thing?

5343
04:23:11,520 --> 04:23:12,540
Maybe that'll do.

5344
04:23:12,540 --> 04:23:26,680
Can somebody get the door?

5345
04:23:26,820 --> 04:23:27,920
The painter's here.

5346
04:23:28,180 --> 04:23:30,180
The painter and decorators are here, love.

5347
04:23:30,840 --> 04:23:32,080
Actually, the painter and decorator.

5348
04:23:32,180 --> 04:23:33,420
Could you just get the door there?

5349
04:23:34,880 --> 04:23:35,540
That's okay.

5350
04:23:35,600 --> 04:23:35,980
I'll get it.

5351
04:23:35,980 --> 04:23:36,380
I'll get it.

5352
04:23:40,380 --> 04:23:43,300
Are you here to be...

5353
04:23:43,300 --> 04:23:44,120
Oh my god.

5354
04:23:44,440 --> 04:23:45,180
Are you the painter?

5355
04:23:51,180 --> 04:23:52,260
It's alright, man.

5356
04:23:53,340 --> 04:23:54,360
Actually, do you know what?

5357
04:23:56,000 --> 04:23:57,060
It's fine, actually.

5358
04:23:57,140 --> 04:23:58,000
It doesn't even need...

5359
04:23:58,000 --> 04:23:59,700
Those walls don't even need painting.

5360
04:24:00,680 --> 04:24:02,840
Yeah, we're actually just going to go with the rustic...

5361
04:24:03,400 --> 04:24:05,480
We're going to go with the rustic look.

5362
04:24:05,560 --> 04:24:06,760
I don't think we need paint made.

5363
04:24:06,840 --> 04:24:07,580
Thanks very much.

5364
04:24:08,420 --> 04:24:09,160
We'll see you later.

5365
04:24:10,080 --> 04:24:10,660
Best of luck.

5366
04:24:11,260 --> 04:24:12,640
You're okay to get home, are you?

5367
04:24:12,720 --> 04:24:13,500
Can you drive?

5368
04:24:15,000 --> 04:24:16,060
Do you drive?

5369
04:24:17,980 --> 04:24:18,900
What are you, man?

5370
04:24:21,200 --> 04:24:22,000
What are you?

5371
04:24:22,060 --> 04:24:31,140
What's that got to do with low-density lipoproteins as well?

5372
04:24:31,140 --> 04:24:31,580
All's interactive.

5373
04:24:36,120 --> 04:24:38,720
Stress is on everyone's mind nowadays.

5374
04:24:40,000 --> 04:24:41,180
How stressed out are you today?

5375
04:24:42,760 --> 04:24:43,720
Stress management.

5376
04:24:44,840 --> 04:24:46,460
How stressed out are you today?

5377
04:24:47,180 --> 04:24:49,460
How's he going to answer this question?

5378
04:24:49,960 --> 04:24:51,920
Everything is very interesting to me.

5379
04:24:52,820 --> 04:24:55,180
Every little move they make is magic.

5380
04:24:55,740 --> 04:24:58,660
Every little thing just turns me on.

5381
04:25:04,120 --> 04:25:06,440
A scale of one to five here.

5382
04:25:07,160 --> 04:25:10,280
And it's a lovely fake forced laugh there from Stu.

5383
04:25:10,380 --> 04:25:11,220
Let's hear that again.

5384
04:25:13,960 --> 04:25:15,900
Well, stress is on everyone's mind.

5385
04:25:17,240 --> 04:25:21,200
Sorry to keep on rewinding it here, but I love the fucking long pause.

5386
04:25:21,540 --> 04:25:21,980
Pause.

5387
04:25:22,180 --> 04:25:23,880
Pause after we've seen the pause.

5388
04:25:24,100 --> 04:25:24,740
Cat here.

5389
04:25:24,860 --> 04:25:25,660
Felix the cat.

5390
04:25:26,160 --> 04:25:27,100
Painting the house.

5391
04:25:29,560 --> 04:25:31,260
Trying to make health education very interesting.

5392
04:25:31,260 --> 04:25:32,820
Just dead air between.

5393
04:25:33,860 --> 04:25:35,780
Stress is very popular here.

5394
04:25:35,880 --> 04:25:37,080
Are you very stressed today?

5395
04:25:37,080 --> 04:25:38,680
Paining as well as interactive.

5396
04:25:39,240 --> 04:25:40,080
Mm-hmm.

5397
04:25:42,940 --> 04:25:46,980
Well, stress is on everyone's mind nowadays.

5398
04:25:46,980 --> 04:25:47,680
Stress management.

5399
04:25:48,220 --> 04:25:49,620
How stressed out are you today?

5400
04:25:49,840 --> 04:25:51,400
A scale of one to five here.

5401
04:25:51,640 --> 04:25:52,560
I'm six, I think.

5402
04:25:52,580 --> 04:25:53,200
Oh, okay.

5403
04:25:53,260 --> 04:25:54,180
You can put six in.

5404
04:25:54,420 --> 04:25:54,720
Okay.

5405
04:25:55,300 --> 04:25:57,200
You better try a stress reduction method.

5406
04:25:57,320 --> 04:25:57,700
Uh-huh.

5407
04:25:57,840 --> 04:26:01,120
So let's go in and find out how stress is affecting our body.

5408
04:26:01,620 --> 04:26:03,100
Here are the different areas that stress...

5409
04:26:03,100 --> 04:26:03,420
Body.

5410
04:26:03,420 --> 04:26:05,040
...what stress does to you physically.

5411
04:26:05,580 --> 04:26:09,180
Yes, you get cold hands sometimes because your blood isn't circulating down there.

5412
04:26:09,740 --> 04:26:11,620
And you might want to try abdominal breathing.

5413
04:26:11,720 --> 04:26:13,500
That shows the benefits of the right kind of breathing.

5414
04:26:14,140 --> 04:26:19,300
And if you're really adventurous, you can go in and try the sun salutation, which is a 12-step yoga process.

5415
04:26:19,300 --> 04:26:20,460
It'll actually take us through the different steps.

5416
04:26:20,740 --> 04:26:21,140
Oh, yeah.

5417
04:26:21,560 --> 04:26:21,860
Uh-huh.

5418
04:26:22,760 --> 04:26:24,840
Okay, what about the weight section you have there?

5419
04:26:25,180 --> 04:26:26,840
Yeah, well, we were looking at a cookbook earlier.

5420
04:26:27,300 --> 04:26:31,960
And big news is our new pyramid.

5421
04:26:32,280 --> 04:26:37,000
And here you might want to understand what a 6 to 11 servings really mean of bread.

5422
04:26:39,660 --> 04:26:44,120
So you've got a lot of this text background to explain what's in the program.

5423
04:26:44,880 --> 04:26:46,520
And here's how fat...

5424
04:26:46,520 --> 04:26:48,520
When you get fat, that's where it goes, huh?

5425
04:26:48,660 --> 04:26:50,920
That's on a male, and then a female's a little bit different.

5426
04:26:51,200 --> 04:26:55,580
Try to explain the difference between body fat and weight and how you can't go on a crash diet.

5427
04:26:55,580 --> 04:26:58,860
We even put a women's health section.

5428
04:26:58,960 --> 04:27:05,320
A lot of women during usability tests asked us to put a part of the program that would do their menstrual cycle or how to do a self-breast exam.

5429
04:27:05,940 --> 04:27:08,120
My favorite part of the program is the resource guide.

5430
04:27:08,220 --> 04:27:12,600
Here you can go in and find nonprofit organizations to give you additional information.

5431
04:27:12,980 --> 04:27:16,620
So if you can't find what you need in the program, it'll give you the non-smoking clinic or whatever.

5432
04:27:16,740 --> 04:27:17,100
Exactly.

5433
04:27:17,240 --> 04:27:19,080
So I'm going to bring up smoking right now.

5434
04:27:20,300 --> 04:27:21,920
And here's some different places to get in touch with.

5435
04:27:22,000 --> 04:27:22,820
With a whole paragraph.

5436
04:27:22,820 --> 04:27:23,420
That's great.

5437
04:27:23,700 --> 04:27:24,980
Lauren, David, thank you very much.

5438
04:27:25,040 --> 04:27:29,360
If you're a student just graduating from school, one issue you're dealing with is a career.

5439
04:27:29,780 --> 04:27:31,380
What do I want to be when I grow up?

5440
04:27:31,620 --> 04:27:34,080
Well, there is even software to help you figure that out.

5441
04:27:34,260 --> 04:27:35,020
Computer games.

5442
04:27:35,020 --> 04:27:40,220
Pat and Ross Nida are business consultants who work with a software program called Career Design.

5443
04:27:40,880 --> 04:27:44,060
They use the software to help their clients choose a career path.

5444
04:27:44,380 --> 04:27:47,020
Ross knows a little bit about how this works.

5445
04:27:47,460 --> 04:27:50,460
He used the program to find his niche in the business world.

5446
04:27:50,780 --> 04:27:51,100
Niche.

5447
04:27:51,100 --> 04:27:57,980
I was going to be a corporate guy in a chrome and steel box and do consulting.

5448
04:27:58,480 --> 04:28:02,120
And I realized that I didn't want to be that kind of person.

5449
04:28:02,680 --> 04:28:03,960
Great colors going on.

5450
04:28:05,080 --> 04:28:06,740
With Pat and Ross.

5451
04:28:07,280 --> 04:28:09,120
Pat Nida and Ross Nida.

5452
04:28:10,540 --> 04:28:12,840
I was going to be a corporate flag.

5453
04:28:13,580 --> 04:28:14,700
I thought, you know what?

5454
04:28:15,540 --> 04:28:17,440
I don't want to be a corporate whore.

5455
04:28:19,160 --> 04:28:20,600
I wanted to do my own thing.

5456
04:28:20,900 --> 04:28:22,500
So I set out on my bicycle.

5457
04:28:24,240 --> 04:28:25,220
I met Pat.

5458
04:28:26,160 --> 04:28:27,300
The rest is history.

5459
04:28:34,960 --> 04:28:36,140
One, one, one, one, one.

5460
04:28:36,480 --> 04:28:41,960
Was my voice going fucking ominous there for a moment when I had the amnesphere on?

5461
04:28:42,160 --> 04:28:42,800
Let me see here.

5462
04:28:46,240 --> 04:28:46,680
Amnesphere.

5463
04:28:51,740 --> 04:28:52,140
Amnesphere.

5464
04:28:52,140 --> 04:28:52,180
Amnesphere.

5465
04:28:53,880 --> 04:28:55,100
I don't think it does.

5466
04:28:55,100 --> 04:29:07,980
Okay, it's Pat and Ross Nida here.

5467
04:29:08,940 --> 04:29:09,580
Do consulting.

5468
04:29:09,700 --> 04:29:10,060
Corporate.

5469
04:29:10,180 --> 04:29:12,300
To find his niche in the business world.

5470
04:29:12,840 --> 04:29:19,780
I was going to be a corporate guy in a chrome and steel box and do consulting.

5471
04:29:19,780 --> 04:29:21,300
And I realized.

5472
04:29:21,880 --> 04:29:25,680
I was going to be in a steel box for the corporations.

5473
04:29:25,860 --> 04:29:28,300
They were going to put me in a corporation box.

5474
04:29:29,480 --> 04:29:30,800
It was made of steel.

5475
04:29:32,460 --> 04:29:35,040
I think I don't want to be in this box.

5476
04:29:35,720 --> 04:29:37,600
I didn't want to be that kind of person.

5477
04:29:37,860 --> 04:29:43,680
Ross was about to be a corporate person and suddenly became a half-time consultant, half-time teacher because of career design.

5478
04:29:43,680 --> 04:29:48,040
It helped him understand that he was interested in kids and technology and being as.

5479
04:29:48,660 --> 04:29:48,900
Do.

5480
04:29:53,620 --> 04:29:54,020
Do.

5481
04:29:54,820 --> 04:29:55,020
Do.

5482
04:29:55,380 --> 04:29:56,960
His own boss and all those sorts of things.

5483
04:29:57,220 --> 04:29:59,980
Career design is an interactive self-help program.

5484
04:30:00,520 --> 04:30:01,620
Ross box.

5485
04:30:01,780 --> 04:30:04,220
That directs the user through a series of exercises.

5486
04:30:04,420 --> 04:30:05,680
Designed to answer three.

5487
04:30:05,780 --> 04:30:05,980
Help.

5488
04:30:06,040 --> 04:30:07,580
He and teacher because of career design.

5489
04:30:07,580 --> 04:30:12,820
To be a corporate person and suddenly became a half-time consultant, half-time teacher because of career design.

5490
04:30:13,220 --> 04:30:15,980
It helped him understand that he was interested in kids and technology.

5491
04:30:16,520 --> 04:30:17,100
The box.

5492
04:30:17,880 --> 04:30:17,960
Do.

5493
04:30:19,060 --> 04:30:20,240
The kid box.

5494
04:30:20,660 --> 04:30:23,080
I was interested in corporation steel boxes.

5495
04:30:23,560 --> 04:30:24,000
Sandy.

5496
04:30:24,160 --> 04:30:25,040
Ross's career design.

5497
04:30:25,420 --> 04:30:28,720
It helped him understand that he was interested in kids and technology and.

5498
04:30:29,400 --> 04:30:29,520
Do.

5499
04:30:29,940 --> 04:30:32,020
Being his own boss and all those sorts of things.

5500
04:30:32,020 --> 04:30:35,000
Career design is an interactive self-help program.

5501
04:30:35,000 --> 04:30:37,820
That directs the user through a series of exercises.

5502
04:30:38,140 --> 04:30:39,600
Designed to answer three questions.

5503
04:30:39,600 --> 04:30:40,540
Pop up the Ross box.

5504
04:30:40,620 --> 04:30:41,140
Who am I?

5505
04:30:41,140 --> 04:30:41,380
Uh-huh.

5506
04:30:41,380 --> 04:30:42,180
What do I want?

5507
04:30:42,300 --> 04:30:43,420
And how do I get there?

5508
04:30:43,960 --> 04:30:48,040
Ross Nida says the software forces people to focus on the right issues.

5509
04:30:48,420 --> 04:30:49,520
And in the right order.

5510
04:30:49,900 --> 04:30:51,960
A lot of people want to start out with a resume.

5511
04:30:52,660 --> 04:30:56,340
That's Ross and Pat's electric sex palace there.

5512
04:30:56,340 --> 04:30:56,860
Series of exercises.

5513
04:30:57,140 --> 04:30:58,580
Designed to answer self-help.

5514
04:30:58,660 --> 04:30:59,260
G&M.

5515
04:30:59,620 --> 04:31:00,060
That directs.

5516
04:31:00,060 --> 04:31:00,400
Am I.

5517
04:31:00,480 --> 04:31:01,120
Forces people to.

5518
04:31:01,120 --> 04:31:02,960
Pure beige.

5519
04:31:03,140 --> 04:31:04,300
The focus on the right issues.

5520
04:31:04,700 --> 04:31:05,780
And in the right order.

5521
04:31:06,180 --> 04:31:08,260
A lot of people want to start out with a resume.

5522
04:31:09,020 --> 04:31:11,680
You end with a resume in career design.

5523
04:31:12,140 --> 04:31:15,920
You figure out with career design what you want to be and how you think you want to get there.

5524
04:31:16,380 --> 04:31:18,420
And then you go and get the resume stuff.

5525
04:31:19,160 --> 04:31:22,360
And if there were advice that I would give job hunters.

5526
04:31:23,260 --> 04:31:24,900
First you get the resume.

5527
04:31:25,640 --> 04:31:27,260
Then you get the money.

5528
04:31:27,960 --> 04:31:29,280
Then you get the woman.

5529
04:31:29,580 --> 04:31:32,260
Then you get the steel box.

5530
04:31:32,960 --> 04:31:34,420
Then you get the toolbox.

5531
04:31:34,420 --> 04:31:37,120
And career changers don't start with the resume.

5532
04:31:37,120 --> 04:31:38,220
You end with the resume.

5533
04:31:38,960 --> 04:31:39,360
Otherwise.

5534
04:31:40,200 --> 04:31:42,540
I mean you're missing all that goes ahead of it.

5535
04:31:42,600 --> 04:31:45,900
And the resume may just be a hollow shell that does you no good at all.

5536
04:31:46,340 --> 04:31:48,340
So what's the story with the fucking resume?

5537
04:31:48,520 --> 04:31:49,660
When do we need the resume?

5538
04:31:50,160 --> 04:31:50,460
Ken.

5539
04:31:51,200 --> 04:31:51,800
Or Pat.

5540
04:31:52,180 --> 04:31:52,900
Ken Shamrock.

5541
04:31:52,980 --> 04:31:53,740
Thank you very much.

5542
04:31:55,200 --> 04:31:59,000
Just when I hear what he has to say about the resume again.

5543
04:31:59,080 --> 04:32:00,180
He's a game changer.

5544
04:32:00,360 --> 04:32:02,440
A lot of people want to start out with a resume.

5545
04:32:03,240 --> 04:32:05,840
You end with a resume in career design.

5546
04:32:06,320 --> 04:32:10,080
You figure out with career design what you want to be and how you think you want to get there.

5547
04:32:10,420 --> 04:32:12,600
And then you go and get the resume stuff.

5548
04:32:13,100 --> 04:32:18,340
And if there were advice that I would give job hunters and career changers.

5549
04:32:18,460 --> 04:32:19,500
Don't start with the resume.

5550
04:32:19,700 --> 04:32:20,600
You end with the resume.

5551
04:32:21,360 --> 04:32:21,740
Otherwise.

5552
04:32:22,560 --> 04:32:24,920
I mean you're missing all that goes ahead of it.

5553
04:32:24,980 --> 04:32:28,260
And the resume may just be a hollow shell that does you no good at all.

5554
04:32:28,800 --> 04:32:29,420
Thank you very much.

5555
04:32:29,780 --> 04:32:31,020
McGax there.

5556
04:32:31,520 --> 04:32:35,060
And Titus has a touch of Rick Rosovich from Top Gun.

5557
04:32:35,860 --> 04:32:36,880
I'll have to go back to it.

5558
04:32:36,980 --> 04:32:37,360
It does have.

5559
04:32:37,680 --> 04:32:41,380
Although you do concede that she had definite Screech vibes.

5560
04:32:41,740 --> 04:32:42,720
And thank you very much.

5561
04:32:42,800 --> 04:32:43,360
Ken Shamrock.

5562
04:32:43,600 --> 04:32:49,280
That's a really important point because a lot of people end up focusing on what is the best hype face.

5563
04:32:49,320 --> 04:32:51,860
And what kind of paper is the best paper to use.

5564
04:32:52,300 --> 04:32:55,420
And really the issue is how can I best live the rest of my life?

5565
04:32:55,700 --> 04:32:59,780
What's the best way to demonstrate who I am so that I have a fulfilling job?

5566
04:32:59,900 --> 04:33:04,320
We've been listening to these people now for about fucking five or ten minutes.

5567
04:33:04,480 --> 04:33:06,700
I actually don't even know what they're doing.

5568
04:33:07,240 --> 04:33:12,660
Like all I know is that he got out of the corporation steel box and he likes kids and technology.

5569
04:33:13,860 --> 04:33:18,080
And she works in an office with him while he's researching kids and technology.

5570
04:33:18,580 --> 04:33:22,440
And then resumes aren't fucking needed until the end.

5571
04:33:22,520 --> 04:33:23,140
Till you leave.

5572
04:33:23,600 --> 04:33:25,620
I don't even know what they're doing, man.

5573
04:33:25,620 --> 04:33:28,340
That's a really, I think that's important.

5574
04:33:28,740 --> 04:33:36,180
Once you decide on the right job, career design helps write your resume and lets you practice job interviews with sample questions and answers.

5575
04:33:36,960 --> 04:33:41,160
The software also helps you set salary goals by doing backward financial planning.

5576
04:33:41,880 --> 04:33:45,740
Tell the program how much you want to spend each month and it will tell you how much.

5577
04:33:45,740 --> 04:33:48,780
They're in their gap making software.

5578
04:33:48,780 --> 04:33:52,360
That helps you do your weekly monthly budget.

5579
04:33:55,360 --> 04:33:57,220
You know, is that what this is?

5580
04:33:57,300 --> 04:33:58,700
Income you need to earn.

5581
04:33:59,660 --> 04:34:02,400
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

5582
04:34:02,400 --> 04:34:11,820
I think Jonel Patterson got married some point through the Computer Chronicles series and became Jonel Stelson.

5583
04:34:12,340 --> 04:34:14,660
Could be wrong, but it's an educated guess.

5584
04:34:15,660 --> 04:34:22,880
How could you get that many Janels in the working on that job, that particular job in the Bay Area?

5585
04:34:35,380 --> 04:34:37,820
Suppose you want to do better in school.

5586
04:34:37,960 --> 04:34:39,000
Do better on your...

5587
04:34:39,000 --> 04:34:39,920
School.

5588
04:34:40,660 --> 04:34:43,160
Just a quick look at the look there that he gives us.

5589
04:34:43,500 --> 04:34:51,120
The look of stew is in your eyes tonight.

5590
04:34:51,120 --> 04:34:53,480
At school.

5591
04:34:54,300 --> 04:34:55,140
Do better.

5592
04:34:56,180 --> 04:34:57,200
With software.

5593
04:34:57,800 --> 04:34:58,520
The look.

5594
04:34:59,080 --> 04:34:59,960
Of stew.

5595
04:35:00,320 --> 04:35:01,220
Better in school.

5596
04:35:01,380 --> 04:35:02,640
Do better on your tests.

5597
04:35:02,820 --> 04:35:03,560
Read faster.

5598
04:35:04,100 --> 04:35:05,440
Software to the rescue.

5599
04:35:05,580 --> 04:35:06,140
Joining us now.

5600
04:35:06,920 --> 04:35:09,920
Lovely little laugh there he had about software to the rescue.

5601
04:35:09,920 --> 04:35:11,000
Do better on your tests.

5602
04:35:11,180 --> 04:35:11,940
Read faster.

5603
04:35:12,460 --> 04:35:13,800
Software to the rescue.

5604
04:35:14,400 --> 04:35:16,240
It's a lovely little eyebrow there.

5605
04:35:16,640 --> 04:35:17,640
Trying to do that there.

5606
04:35:17,640 --> 04:35:18,640
Mindware.

5607
04:35:33,060 --> 04:35:38,200
Joining us now are Faye Schwartz of Davidson & Associates and back with us Bruce Ehrlich of Mindware.

5608
04:35:38,660 --> 04:35:40,120
Faye, how can a computer help...

5609
04:35:40,120 --> 04:35:41,940
Mindware is after you.

5610
04:35:43,280 --> 04:35:44,200
I wish...

5611
04:35:44,200 --> 04:35:44,860
Sorry you're here.

5612
04:35:44,860 --> 04:35:48,860
I really need a hotkey with the fucking...

5613
04:35:49,920 --> 04:35:55,360
I think it's worth just giving me a moment to hotkey an ominous drone sound.

5614
04:35:55,880 --> 04:35:56,680
I think that's...

5615
04:35:56,680 --> 04:35:57,540
I think it's worth it.

5616
04:36:05,000 --> 04:36:08,600
I mean it makes me happy.

5617
04:36:08,960 --> 04:36:09,860
So then I think the show...

5618
04:36:10,520 --> 04:36:13,440
The Computer Chronicles show will be a lot better.

5619
04:36:13,440 --> 04:36:19,840
Where the fuck is the...

5620
04:36:19,840 --> 04:36:21,480
The omnisphere?

5621
04:36:29,820 --> 04:36:31,140
I'm just going to leave it there.

5622
04:36:31,980 --> 04:36:32,780
I can click it.

5623
04:36:36,780 --> 04:36:38,340
Help me read faster.

5624
04:36:38,340 --> 04:36:38,340
Help me read faster.

5625
04:36:38,340 --> 04:36:42,580
Well a computer is really ideally suited to help you read faster.

5626
04:36:43,180 --> 04:36:46,860
The typical adult reads about 250 to 300 words a minute.

5627
04:36:47,060 --> 04:36:49,380
Which is about the speed of conversational speech.

5628
04:36:49,500 --> 04:36:53,100
In other words we read word by word just like we speak word by word.

5629
04:36:53,540 --> 04:36:55,120
This really limits us terribly.

5630
04:36:55,780 --> 04:37:00,300
Ken Dole, Dad, the dog said, thank you very much.

5631
04:37:01,340 --> 04:37:05,860
A program like Speed Reader can help you refocus those habits.

5632
04:37:06,200 --> 04:37:09,680
It can help you read two to three times faster with no loss in comprehension,

5633
04:37:09,940 --> 04:37:11,320
usually a gain in comprehension.

5634
04:37:11,580 --> 04:37:11,900
Show me how.

5635
04:37:12,300 --> 04:37:12,620
Okay.

5636
04:37:13,140 --> 04:37:17,040
Let's say that you begin your workout with reading warmups.

5637
04:37:17,900 --> 04:37:18,160
Wow.

5638
04:37:18,400 --> 04:37:20,820
This is a Speed Reader fucking software.

5639
04:37:20,980 --> 04:37:22,960
This was where software was at back in the day.

5640
04:37:23,540 --> 04:37:24,700
And look at that for an image.

5641
04:37:24,980 --> 04:37:26,020
Reading warmups.

5642
04:37:26,500 --> 04:37:29,660
It's like a little fucking stick man doing a bit of yoga with a book.

5643
04:37:30,940 --> 04:37:32,600
And then you've got eye movement.

5644
04:37:32,600 --> 04:37:35,280
That's going to test how fucking fast your eyes are.

5645
04:37:35,360 --> 04:37:40,500
It's going to warm your eyes up because we all know before you go into a big fucking read,

5646
04:37:40,500 --> 04:37:43,600
you really need to fucking warm up your eyes.

5647
04:37:45,080 --> 04:37:46,000
Newspaper reading.

5648
04:37:46,120 --> 04:37:52,860
That's a different kettle of fish to fucking book reading or looking at signs on the street.

5649
04:37:54,180 --> 04:37:56,700
Timed against the clock.

5650
04:37:56,700 --> 04:37:59,720
There's a lovely gamified element to reading with that game.

5651
04:37:59,860 --> 04:38:01,000
That little side quest.

5652
04:38:01,320 --> 04:38:02,560
The timed situation.

5653
04:38:03,880 --> 04:38:04,840
Paced reading.

5654
04:38:05,020 --> 04:38:08,740
Now that's something we'd be really interested in on this particular stream.

5655
04:38:09,200 --> 04:38:10,920
We're all about the pace here as well.

5656
04:38:12,680 --> 04:38:14,420
It's best to pace yourself.

5657
04:38:14,420 --> 04:38:22,920
You know, you do not want to go into a fucking new novel or paper or an article.

5658
04:38:23,880 --> 04:38:25,660
You might have a think piece.

5659
04:38:26,660 --> 04:38:27,560
In front of you.

5660
04:38:27,560 --> 04:38:29,160
And you're thinking to yourself.

5661
04:38:29,520 --> 04:38:35,040
Am I really going to tackle this in the allotted time frame that I have actually put aside for this?

5662
04:38:35,700 --> 04:38:37,840
Have I got the right pace for it?

5663
04:38:38,960 --> 04:38:41,460
You know, you might want to, you don't want to scan a think piece.

5664
04:38:41,540 --> 04:38:42,780
You want to think about it.

5665
04:38:42,900 --> 04:38:44,020
The clues in the name.

5666
04:38:45,020 --> 04:38:46,480
But most intriguing.

5667
04:38:47,340 --> 04:38:48,260
For me anyways.

5668
04:38:48,860 --> 04:38:49,760
Is the option.

5669
04:38:50,200 --> 04:38:50,960
IMAX.

5670
04:38:52,580 --> 04:38:54,020
Now IMAX, of course.

5671
04:38:54,980 --> 04:38:59,340
You think of an amazing cinema experience with a gigantic screen.

5672
04:38:59,700 --> 04:39:00,800
Almost envelopes you.

5673
04:39:02,540 --> 04:39:05,980
But this looks like some kind of iPuzzle game.

5674
04:39:07,160 --> 04:39:08,560
Built into the software.

5675
04:39:09,980 --> 04:39:11,760
This predates IMAX cinema.

5676
04:39:12,540 --> 04:39:13,400
I would imagine.

5677
04:39:13,920 --> 04:39:14,720
It's 1993.

5678
04:39:16,960 --> 04:39:17,920
Let's have a look.

5679
04:39:18,160 --> 04:39:18,840
Speed reader.

5680
04:39:19,020 --> 04:39:22,380
And let's just see what the pitch was again one more time before we launch this.

5681
04:39:22,460 --> 04:39:25,260
Because it looks like a lot of fucking work went into this.

5682
04:39:27,480 --> 04:39:30,040
And we're dealing with Faye Schwartz.

5683
04:39:31,360 --> 04:39:36,460
And it's a lovely Schwarzkopf hairdo.

5684
04:39:38,100 --> 04:39:42,120
It's a hairdo known as the Schwarzkopf Schultz.

5685
04:39:44,620 --> 04:39:45,640
I know this.

5686
04:39:47,120 --> 04:39:48,560
As I've seen it.

5687
04:39:49,600 --> 04:39:50,620
I've seen it about.

5688
04:39:53,840 --> 04:39:54,480
Schultz.

5689
04:39:56,880 --> 04:39:57,480
Schultz.

5690
04:39:59,920 --> 04:40:00,520
Schultz.

5691
04:40:00,520 --> 04:40:03,680
Schultz.

5692
04:40:06,080 --> 04:40:06,760
Schultz.

5693
04:40:07,260 --> 04:40:07,660
Schultz.

5694
04:40:09,260 --> 04:40:09,620
Schultz.

5695
04:40:10,080 --> 04:40:10,360
Speech.

5696
04:40:10,520 --> 04:40:14,140
In other words, we read word by word just like we speak word by word.

5697
04:40:14,340 --> 04:40:16,140
This really limits us terribly.

5698
04:40:16,680 --> 04:40:21,320
So a program like Speed Reader can help you refocus those habits.

5699
04:40:22,260 --> 04:40:24,740
The earrings are like little ball chandeliers.

5700
04:40:24,740 --> 04:40:27,600
Help you read two to three times faster with no loss in comprehension.

5701
04:40:27,860 --> 04:40:29,220
Usually a gain in comprehension.

5702
04:40:29,300 --> 04:40:29,820
Show me how.

5703
04:40:30,220 --> 04:40:30,520
Okay.

5704
04:40:31,180 --> 04:40:32,100
Let's say that you begin.

5705
04:40:32,100 --> 04:40:32,820
Show me how.

5706
04:40:33,400 --> 04:40:33,700
Okay.

5707
04:40:35,000 --> 04:40:35,820
Less talking.

5708
04:40:36,320 --> 04:40:37,780
More demonstration, please.

5709
04:40:37,920 --> 04:40:38,920
You begin your warm-up.

5710
04:40:38,920 --> 04:40:40,540
You begin your workout with reading warm-ups.

5711
04:40:40,540 --> 04:40:40,540
Game board.

5712
04:40:40,540 --> 04:40:43,280
We're going to look at warm-up words today.

5713
04:40:43,280 --> 04:40:47,940
You will see two words flash on the screen briefly.

5714
04:40:48,620 --> 04:40:51,600
And then you pick them out of the list which appears.

5715
04:40:51,940 --> 04:40:53,100
You click on them.

5716
04:40:53,880 --> 04:40:57,640
And they come on the screen at ever-increasing times.

5717
04:40:58,440 --> 04:41:05,460
Let's say that later on in our workout or maybe the next week, we moved up to three words at a higher speed.

5718
04:41:05,460 --> 04:41:06,140
Speed nine.

5719
04:41:06,340 --> 04:41:07,700
It would look something like this.

5720
04:41:07,880 --> 04:41:08,160
Wow.

5721
04:41:08,660 --> 04:41:09,960
So you see.

5722
04:41:11,280 --> 04:41:14,460
So these are just exercises to get me to see more words.

5723
04:41:14,700 --> 04:41:15,220
Exactly.

5724
04:41:15,560 --> 04:41:22,340
These are exercises to increase your peripheral vision, to make you use your peripheral vision, and to speed your perception.

5725
04:41:22,340 --> 04:41:22,500
You're not a killer.

5726
04:41:23,000 --> 04:41:25,060
Let's look next at newspaper reading.

5727
04:41:25,500 --> 04:41:28,800
We all have lots of newspapers and magazines to read, and this exercise.

5728
04:41:29,080 --> 04:41:30,500
Is Schwartz your real name, Schwartz?

5729
04:41:30,500 --> 04:41:31,080
Size will.

5730
04:41:31,480 --> 04:41:32,100
No, it's not.

5731
04:41:32,480 --> 04:41:33,660
Help you to do that better.

5732
04:41:33,960 --> 04:41:35,420
The speed is adjustable.

5733
04:41:35,680 --> 04:41:38,000
Let's read this one at 500 words a minute.

5734
04:41:40,220 --> 04:41:44,500
First, we see what the topic is going to be, and we're set.

5735
04:41:44,880 --> 04:41:48,800
And we see the reading appearing on the screen with groups of words highlighted.

5736
04:41:49,300 --> 04:41:52,440
This guides your eye movement so that you can read efficiently.

5737
04:41:53,360 --> 04:41:56,740
It, again, forces you to use your peripheral vision.

5738
04:41:56,740 --> 04:41:56,740
Game boy.

5739
04:41:57,120 --> 04:42:03,580
It does not allow you to backtrack, which is very wasteful and takes a lot of time.

5740
04:42:04,180 --> 04:42:08,440
At the end of every reading passage, you get an opportunity to take the comprehension quiz.

5741
04:42:08,440 --> 04:42:09,240
It's not just speed.

5742
04:42:09,300 --> 04:42:10,680
It forces me to know what I was reading.

5743
04:42:10,800 --> 04:42:12,100
It forces you to know what you're reading.

5744
04:42:12,260 --> 04:42:13,400
It tests your comprehension.

5745
04:42:13,880 --> 04:42:17,940
We're not going to do that now, but we are going to look at a progress graph.

5746
04:42:18,120 --> 04:42:20,560
At any time, you can look at your progress chart.

5747
04:42:20,560 --> 04:42:20,720
Nintendo game boy.

5748
04:42:20,720 --> 04:42:22,760
Or you can look at the graph.

5749
04:42:22,760 --> 04:42:25,280
Let's look at my progress on newspaper reading.

5750
04:42:25,280 --> 04:42:30,680
And we see in graph form the wonderful progress I've made in newspaper reading.

5751
04:42:30,680 --> 04:42:32,400
How much faster you got each time you practice?

5752
04:42:32,400 --> 04:42:32,600
Yeah.

5753
04:42:32,720 --> 04:42:38,780
I went from 250 up to 650 words a minute, which is a very reasonable goal, really.

5754
04:42:39,300 --> 04:42:40,220
Very accomplishable.

5755
04:42:41,220 --> 04:42:46,320
So, in summary, I would say that speed reader can make you a faster, more flexible reader.

5756
04:42:46,900 --> 04:42:48,880
It can give you a range of reading speeds.

5757
04:42:49,560 --> 04:42:54,760
Reading everything at the same slow speed is something like having a car that goes only 20 miles an hour.

5758
04:42:55,360 --> 04:42:59,880
It does get you from place to place, but it's not efficient, and it's not much fun to drive.

5759
04:43:00,060 --> 04:43:01,040
Okay, Bruce, your turn.

5760
04:43:01,140 --> 04:43:05,360
Faye showed me how to improve my reading, and you're going to show me a program that will help me improve my intelligence?

5761
04:43:05,900 --> 04:43:06,800
Yes, it's been discussed.

5762
04:43:19,300 --> 04:43:23,540
A scientist that you can actually improve your intelligence by practicing it.

5763
04:43:24,080 --> 04:43:31,080
And here at Mindware, we've developed a program called IQ Builder, which actually helps you to build 53 different components of intelligence.

5764
04:43:31,200 --> 04:43:33,360
All right, show me some of the modules here in IQ Builder.

5765
04:43:33,620 --> 04:43:36,000
Well, I'm going to go into a practice test first.

5766
04:43:36,080 --> 04:43:36,980
IQ Builder.

5767
04:43:37,000 --> 04:43:40,400
You have a general test of IQ and then verbal and numerical.

5768
04:43:40,900 --> 04:43:42,300
And you can see here in the practice mode.

5769
04:43:42,300 --> 04:43:44,240
So, we're going to practice a general IQ test.

5770
04:43:44,300 --> 04:43:44,520
Yeah.

5771
04:43:45,040 --> 04:43:46,540
And here we go.

5772
04:43:46,660 --> 04:43:48,920
It's going to load the test material.

5773
04:43:49,880 --> 04:43:51,680
So, we're going to see sample questions.

5774
04:43:51,960 --> 04:43:55,500
So, insert the word that means the same as the words outside the bracket.

5775
04:43:55,800 --> 04:43:57,540
Yeah, that's what's called a verbal.

5776
04:43:58,820 --> 04:43:59,180
Uh-huh.

5777
04:43:59,280 --> 04:44:00,060
Ran out of time.

5778
04:44:00,180 --> 04:44:01,340
So, times you also, huh?

5779
04:44:01,620 --> 04:44:02,500
That's correct, yeah.

5780
04:44:02,500 --> 04:44:04,220
Here's a missing number for a numerical one.

5781
04:44:04,220 --> 04:44:05,900
We've seen all these in these IQ tests.

5782
04:44:06,020 --> 04:44:08,200
Finally, on you, the word that doesn't fit in the category.

5783
04:44:08,460 --> 04:44:09,260
The word, uh-huh.

5784
04:44:09,800 --> 04:44:10,600
What else do we have?

5785
04:44:10,680 --> 04:44:11,780
Another number one.

5786
04:44:12,160 --> 04:44:12,440
Wow.

5787
04:44:12,920 --> 04:44:14,260
And the pattern recognition thing.

5788
04:44:14,480 --> 04:44:14,800
Unbelievable.

5789
04:44:15,280 --> 04:44:15,560
What else?

5790
04:44:15,600 --> 04:44:17,300
Let's go through a couple more for us, Bruce.

5791
04:44:17,420 --> 04:44:18,280
More pattern recognition.

5792
04:44:20,240 --> 04:44:22,560
Please go through some more of us.

5793
04:44:22,620 --> 04:44:23,320
Please, Bruce.

5794
04:44:23,460 --> 04:44:24,100
Please, Bruce.

5795
04:44:24,480 --> 04:44:27,920
He threw in the name because he needed to really just get across.

5796
04:44:28,060 --> 04:44:28,580
Look, Bruce.

5797
04:44:28,660 --> 04:44:29,040
Come on.

5798
04:44:29,200 --> 04:44:30,100
The fucking...

5799
04:44:30,100 --> 04:44:31,340
The camera's on here, man.

5800
04:44:31,420 --> 04:44:33,760
Show us more than some text on a fucking screen.

5801
04:44:33,920 --> 04:44:34,260
Please.

5802
04:44:34,960 --> 04:44:35,780
Please, Bruce.

5803
04:44:36,760 --> 04:44:37,380
Here's a...

5804
04:44:37,380 --> 04:44:38,500
And the pattern recognition thing.

5805
04:44:38,500 --> 04:44:39,660
Pattern recognition, right.

5806
04:44:39,780 --> 04:44:40,060
What else?

5807
04:44:40,100 --> 04:44:41,800
Let's go through a couple more for us, Bruce.

5808
04:44:41,940 --> 04:44:42,960
More pattern recognition.

5809
04:44:45,200 --> 04:44:45,640
Uh-huh.

5810
04:44:46,720 --> 04:44:47,560
Missing word again.

5811
04:44:47,740 --> 04:44:52,260
So, it runs you through the verbal, the arithmetic skills and so on that would be in it.

5812
04:44:52,980 --> 04:44:54,080
Missing word again.

5813
04:44:55,100 --> 04:44:55,640
IQ test.

5814
04:44:55,900 --> 04:45:00,800
So, what you do is you improve your IQ in this part of it by practicing IQ test questions.

5815
04:45:00,920 --> 04:45:01,320
That's right.

5816
04:45:01,400 --> 04:45:04,660
And then at the end, you get an actual IQ score.

5817
04:45:05,280 --> 04:45:09,400
And what it does is it actually saves your place in the program.

5818
04:45:09,520 --> 04:45:13,320
So, each time you come back to it, you can go to a higher and higher level of IQ.

5819
04:45:13,700 --> 04:45:13,840
Okay.

5820
04:45:13,940 --> 04:45:17,680
How about some of the other skills that are up there on that menu at the beginning beside me?

5821
04:45:18,340 --> 04:45:19,520
Bruce has fucked it up.

5822
04:45:20,220 --> 04:45:21,740
Bruce, you gotta give me more.

5823
04:45:21,900 --> 04:45:22,740
Hurry up, Bruce.

5824
04:45:23,080 --> 04:45:23,800
Please, Bruce.

5825
04:45:23,800 --> 04:45:25,280
There's not much film.

5826
04:45:25,960 --> 04:45:26,920
Help me, Bruce.

5827
04:45:27,580 --> 04:45:29,600
We're burning film here, Brucey.

5828
04:45:30,220 --> 04:45:30,860
Bruce.

5829
04:45:32,320 --> 04:45:34,140
That IQ builder, per se.

5830
04:45:35,200 --> 04:45:37,640
Well, we have, for instance, uh...

5831
04:45:37,640 --> 04:45:40,000
Your IQ has suffered greatly.

5832
04:45:40,380 --> 04:45:43,740
Um, we have a, uh, section on memory, right.

5833
04:45:44,040 --> 04:45:46,780
And, uh, we have the, uh, for instance, memory of...

5834
04:45:46,780 --> 04:45:47,420
Congratulations.

5835
04:45:47,980 --> 04:45:48,920
You have scored.

5836
04:45:49,980 --> 04:45:51,880
65 IQ.

5837
04:45:52,880 --> 04:45:54,020
Retake test.

5838
04:45:54,500 --> 04:45:54,920
Yes.

5839
04:45:55,060 --> 04:45:55,480
No.

5840
04:45:56,140 --> 04:45:56,860
Quit program.

5841
04:45:57,500 --> 04:46:00,100
You have selected quit program.

5842
04:46:00,220 --> 04:46:00,500
Color.

5843
04:46:01,220 --> 04:46:02,220
And, uh...

5844
04:46:03,220 --> 04:46:07,620
You can see that, uh, it's now showing you a, uh, series of patterns of color.

5845
04:46:07,820 --> 04:46:09,140
And you have to study those patterns.

5846
04:46:09,140 --> 04:46:10,320
And in a minute, they'll go away.

5847
04:46:10,320 --> 04:46:11,700
So, please view the test pattern.

5848
04:46:11,960 --> 04:46:14,660
And then I'm gonna be asked to say where the colors were and so on?

5849
04:46:14,940 --> 04:46:15,460
That's right.

5850
04:46:15,620 --> 04:46:16,280
Number of attempts.

5851
04:46:16,280 --> 04:46:18,040
I see correct matches, correct colors.

5852
04:46:18,240 --> 04:46:19,020
And then they go away.

5853
04:46:19,080 --> 04:46:22,020
And then you have to, uh, find out, uh, put...

5854
04:46:22,020 --> 04:46:22,340
Right.

5855
04:46:23,220 --> 04:46:23,600
Okay.

5856
04:46:23,660 --> 04:46:26,340
What other, what other kinds of skills could I work on for my brain here?

5857
04:46:26,740 --> 04:46:27,580
Well, we've got, uh...

5858
04:46:27,580 --> 04:46:28,500
For my brain.

5859
04:46:28,500 --> 04:46:29,060
Perception.

5860
04:46:29,300 --> 04:46:32,600
So, we can go into, um, perception of balance.

5861
04:46:32,600 --> 04:46:32,720
Perception.

5862
04:46:33,160 --> 04:46:34,700
Go to the drop-down menu.

5863
04:46:34,840 --> 04:46:37,420
We select perception from the drop-down menu.

5864
04:46:38,560 --> 04:46:40,740
We just go up to the top toolbar here.

5865
04:46:40,740 --> 04:46:41,780
And we go up to perception.

5866
04:46:41,980 --> 04:46:42,660
And we select...

5867
04:46:42,660 --> 04:46:44,440
We select balance.

5868
04:46:44,440 --> 04:46:45,500
Perception of balance.

5869
04:46:45,920 --> 04:46:47,140
From the drop-down menu.

5870
04:46:47,280 --> 04:46:50,680
You're gonna be, uh, given, uh, a series of, uh...

5871
04:46:50,680 --> 04:46:51,600
Look at this.

5872
04:46:51,880 --> 04:46:53,040
Um...

5873
04:46:53,040 --> 04:46:53,980
Um...

5874
04:46:53,980 --> 04:46:54,740
Dots.

5875
04:46:54,740 --> 04:46:57,900
He doesn't even know what he's fucking saying.

5876
04:46:59,200 --> 04:47:02,140
We got a selection of, um...

5877
04:47:02,140 --> 04:47:03,140
Um...

5878
04:47:03,140 --> 04:47:05,140
Um...

5879
04:47:05,140 --> 04:47:08,340
Stu comes in with...

5880
04:47:08,340 --> 04:47:08,920
Dots.

5881
04:47:09,540 --> 04:47:11,040
Of, uh, and, um...

5882
04:47:11,040 --> 04:47:15,760
You're gonna be, uh, given, uh, a series of, uh, of, uh...

5883
04:47:15,760 --> 04:47:16,980
Um...

5884
04:47:16,980 --> 04:47:17,980
Um...

5885
04:47:17,980 --> 04:47:18,720
Dots.

5886
04:47:18,720 --> 04:47:18,800
Dots.

5887
04:47:18,800 --> 04:47:20,900
You have to, yeah, you have to, uh, be able to...

5888
04:47:20,900 --> 04:47:22,200
How many were on the screen?

5889
04:47:22,280 --> 04:47:22,940
Yeah, that's right.

5890
04:47:22,940 --> 04:47:23,680
Or on the other side and so on?

5891
04:47:23,740 --> 04:47:23,980
Uh-huh.

5892
04:47:25,720 --> 04:47:28,820
Now, is there any data, Bruce, that suggests, I mean, this really works?

5893
04:47:28,880 --> 04:47:30,000
I get smarter or better?

5894
04:47:30,880 --> 04:47:31,920
Data, Bruce.

5895
04:47:32,060 --> 04:47:33,100
Somehow, by, by...

5896
04:47:33,100 --> 04:47:33,240
Yeah.

5897
04:47:33,380 --> 04:47:33,780
One more.

5898
04:47:33,780 --> 04:47:41,520
They've actually done a whole series of, uh, experiments where they've shown that, that IQ can be improved through, um, practice.

5899
04:47:41,740 --> 04:47:43,820
So, it's like muscles, not just like a nautilus?

5900
04:47:43,940 --> 04:47:45,420
Yeah, it's like a nautilus machine.

5901
04:47:46,000 --> 04:47:47,560
Uh, well, actually a series of nautilus machines.

5902
04:47:47,560 --> 04:47:49,660
And each one isolating a different mental muscle, so to speak.

5903
04:47:49,660 --> 04:47:50,160
Right.

5904
04:47:50,160 --> 04:47:51,020
So, you can work them out.

5905
04:47:51,020 --> 04:47:51,900
Practice my brain muscles.

5906
04:47:51,900 --> 04:47:53,020
Thank you both very much.

5907
04:47:53,020 --> 04:47:53,920
Okay, in just a minute.

5908
04:47:54,280 --> 04:47:56,480
Software that will analyze your personality.

5909
04:47:56,740 --> 04:47:57,480
So, don't go away.

5910
04:47:57,480 --> 04:48:17,820
When NASA wanted to find a way to evaluate the personalities of future astronauts, they turned to something called the Kaler process model.

5911
04:48:18,260 --> 04:48:19,360
Well, now you can use...

5912
04:48:19,360 --> 04:48:20,320
Who's the girl?

5913
04:48:20,960 --> 04:48:24,900
They don't, they don't usually have a woman in the situation, do they?

5914
04:48:25,900 --> 04:48:31,160
When NASA wanted to find a way to evaluate the personalities of future astronauts, they turned to some...

5915
04:48:31,160 --> 04:48:32,260
Blonde lady!

5916
04:48:32,260 --> 04:48:34,560
...something called the Kaler process model.

5917
04:48:34,980 --> 04:48:39,440
Well, now you can use that same psychological tool to evaluate your own personality.

5918
04:48:39,440 --> 04:48:43,240
Here to show us how is Karen Conroe with a program called Insight.

5919
04:48:43,240 --> 04:48:46,860
Okay, how do we use Insight to evaluate our personalities, Karen?

5920
04:48:46,860 --> 04:48:52,160
Insight begins with a 30-minute interview comprised of statements and responses.

5921
04:48:52,660 --> 04:49:00,160
You choose the responses that are appropriate for you, and your responses result in a personality house, a personality structure as we see here.

5922
04:49:00,160 --> 04:49:02,960
So, this would be the profile of someone who's just taken the interview.

5923
04:49:03,180 --> 04:49:03,880
That's right.

5924
04:49:03,940 --> 04:49:05,220
And what does it tell us about that person?

5925
04:49:05,360 --> 04:49:05,940
That's right.

5926
04:49:06,240 --> 04:49:07,940
It tells them their personality base.

5927
04:49:08,200 --> 04:49:16,140
Stewart is pepped up, but I mean, if you really want to see a moment where Stewart pepped up, it's Kiki Stockhammer.

5928
04:49:16,280 --> 04:49:17,800
It's unbelievable, man.

5929
04:49:18,300 --> 04:49:19,760
It was like a fucking...

5930
04:49:19,760 --> 04:49:23,080
If he had a tail, his tail would have been like...

5931
04:49:23,080 --> 04:49:28,040
Just like a fucking mahogany piece of wood just like stuck up.

5932
04:49:29,480 --> 04:49:31,420
Would have been all bushy.

5933
04:49:31,420 --> 04:49:35,600
...their core, and how the other segments of their person...

5934
04:49:35,600 --> 04:49:38,060
He looked like a fucking bobcat.

5935
04:49:38,060 --> 04:49:40,380
When Kiki Stockhammer was in the studio.

5936
04:49:40,520 --> 04:49:42,400
...personality are integrated into their actions.

5937
04:49:42,400 --> 04:49:44,080
So, this is a major workaholic here, huh?

5938
04:49:44,080 --> 04:49:45,520
Yes, that's right.

5939
04:49:45,860 --> 04:49:46,460
That's right.

5940
04:49:46,980 --> 04:49:52,040
Once you see your personality house, you have basically a window on yourself.

5941
04:49:52,520 --> 04:50:02,580
Insight helps you to use this information to improve your daily life, to become a happier person with your psychological needs.

5942
04:50:02,760 --> 04:50:03,860
So, what is this screen doing here?

5943
04:50:04,040 --> 04:50:08,540
What this does, it provides seven steps to personal and professional success.

5944
04:50:09,060 --> 04:50:12,720
One that I would like to look at today is managing stress effectively.

5945
04:50:12,720 --> 04:50:14,220
For our workaholic subject here.

5946
04:50:14,220 --> 04:50:14,860
That's right.

5947
04:50:15,060 --> 04:50:19,640
So, I can go in there and pick one of these seven things, and the information I get is tailored to my profile.

5948
04:50:19,800 --> 04:50:20,320
That's right.

5949
04:50:20,400 --> 04:50:21,880
It's tailored to you individually.

5950
04:50:21,960 --> 04:50:22,460
So, let's do it.

5951
04:50:23,840 --> 04:50:24,180
Okay.

5952
04:50:24,180 --> 04:50:30,020
We all know that what's stressful for some people is exciting or motivating for somebody else.

5953
04:50:31,020 --> 04:50:40,600
Each of us has specific distress patterns and predictable and observable distress signals.

5954
04:50:40,600 --> 04:50:43,960
So, this is giving us basic background on the principles of stress in general?

5955
04:50:44,120 --> 04:50:44,760
That's right.

5956
04:50:45,040 --> 04:50:45,640
That's right.

5957
04:50:45,740 --> 04:50:48,060
And then when do we get to our subject here?

5958
04:50:48,060 --> 04:50:48,580
That's right.

5959
04:50:48,760 --> 04:50:52,540
This subject, it talks about first, second, and third degree distress.

5960
04:50:52,880 --> 04:50:59,460
And for this particular subject, first degree distress is being in an attacker mode.

5961
04:50:59,560 --> 04:51:00,660
So, this person's an attacker.

5962
04:51:00,860 --> 04:51:01,280
Yes.

5963
04:51:01,540 --> 04:51:03,260
What the fuck is this?

5964
04:51:03,700 --> 04:51:07,840
If you slip into your failure potential at this time, this is attacker mode.

5965
04:51:08,580 --> 04:51:13,880
You will probably do so by attacking others as you become superior and righteous.

5966
04:51:15,300 --> 04:51:16,660
Failure potential.

5967
04:51:17,440 --> 04:51:22,040
You can become overly critical of others and angry about their lack of dedication.

5968
04:51:22,880 --> 04:51:28,240
You might begin to push your beliefs and lecture others about their lack of commitment and conviction.

5969
04:51:29,240 --> 04:51:34,820
You may also become hypersensitive to negative feedback, even when it's appropriate.

5970
04:51:36,280 --> 04:51:37,200
Really critical.

5971
04:51:37,720 --> 04:51:40,720
More concerned about what's wrong instead of what's right.

5972
04:51:40,960 --> 04:51:42,480
Being over-controlling.

5973
04:51:44,400 --> 04:51:46,360
Perhaps pushing your beliefs.

5974
04:51:47,640 --> 04:51:49,920
Saying, oh, you can't do anything right.

5975
04:51:49,980 --> 04:51:51,700
Do I have to do everything right around here?

5976
04:51:52,060 --> 04:51:53,660
That's something that will be very typical.

5977
04:51:54,380 --> 04:51:58,880
The bad news is that everybody has these kinds of stress indicators.

5978
04:51:58,880 --> 04:52:06,940
The good news is, once you realize what they are, you can catch yourself and take steps to address this in a positive way.

5979
04:52:07,420 --> 04:52:11,600
And in the long run, work to tailor your life.

5980
04:52:11,800 --> 04:52:11,840
Fuck me.

5981
04:52:11,960 --> 04:52:13,240
It's all over the place.

5982
04:52:13,340 --> 04:52:15,480
The graphics and the slides and everything.

5983
04:52:16,520 --> 04:52:19,880
It's real fucking pop psychology bollocks.

5984
04:52:20,580 --> 04:52:22,140
Stuff that I've never even heard of.

5985
04:52:22,260 --> 04:52:23,080
Like, you know, bad.

5986
04:52:23,160 --> 04:52:24,020
You've got a failure.

5987
04:52:24,320 --> 04:52:25,420
Positive failure side.

5988
04:52:25,540 --> 04:52:27,060
You're in attacker mode.

5989
04:52:27,740 --> 04:52:29,740
This is what we call attacker mode.

5990
04:52:30,540 --> 04:52:30,760
Okay.

5991
04:52:30,760 --> 04:52:32,120
You're in a position of authority.

5992
04:52:33,180 --> 04:52:36,180
And you're thinking, they don't even know how to think.

5993
04:52:37,000 --> 04:52:42,220
Or you might even quit your job with the attitude, these stupid people don't even know what they're doing.

5994
04:52:43,040 --> 04:52:46,220
You might not know it, but you're in attacker mode.

5995
04:52:47,520 --> 04:52:49,240
That's some stress indicators.

5996
04:52:49,620 --> 04:52:57,300
The good news is, once you realize what they are, you can catch yourself and take steps to address this in a positive way.

5997
04:52:57,300 --> 04:53:03,720
And in the long run, work to tailor your life and look for the types of environments.

5998
04:53:04,580 --> 04:53:10,100
You might actually start to hit somebody repeatedly with an implement or even your fists.

5999
04:53:10,520 --> 04:53:13,940
You might not know it, but this is called attacker mode.

6000
04:53:15,060 --> 04:53:17,240
That really energize you.

6001
04:53:17,420 --> 04:53:20,900
So we could spend a lot of time and you go through a lot of this advice.

6002
04:53:21,000 --> 04:53:22,920
And then how do you get to do something about what you've learned?

6003
04:53:23,580 --> 04:53:25,960
As you can see, there is a lot of information here.

6004
04:53:26,020 --> 04:53:28,640
We couldn't hope to go through it in this short time.

6005
04:53:29,320 --> 04:53:32,320
Insight has something called the Insight Action Plan.

6006
04:53:32,920 --> 04:53:34,420
And we'll get to that in just a minute.

6007
04:53:34,460 --> 04:53:37,360
Okay, so this is all the information that we could get about ourselves.

6008
04:53:37,360 --> 04:53:37,560
Look at it.

6009
04:53:38,360 --> 04:53:38,580
Yep.

6010
04:53:39,000 --> 04:53:39,640
Look at it.

6011
04:53:39,700 --> 04:53:42,580
And that's the specific distress sequence of this particular person.

6012
04:53:42,800 --> 04:53:46,400
I'm feeling fucking distressed looking through this.

6013
04:53:46,400 --> 04:53:50,980
It's like Clockwork Orange when they have your man with the eyes open.

6014
04:53:51,140 --> 04:53:53,260
He's in a fucking chair and they're showing loads of images.

6015
04:53:53,740 --> 04:53:54,900
This is just...

6016
04:53:54,900 --> 04:53:57,780
And for a moment, she goes like, yeah, look at it.

6017
04:53:58,060 --> 04:53:58,660
Look at it.

6018
04:53:58,740 --> 04:53:58,940
Yeah.

6019
04:53:59,300 --> 04:53:59,980
Look at this.

6020
04:54:00,960 --> 04:54:02,620
And that's just her hitting next.

6021
04:54:02,820 --> 04:54:03,100
Next.

6022
04:54:03,220 --> 04:54:04,400
Next on a fucking keyboard.

6023
04:54:06,440 --> 04:54:07,140
Just listen.

6024
04:54:07,320 --> 04:54:12,540
Like, that's the hubris of the creators of this fucking piece of software.

6025
04:54:12,940 --> 04:54:16,340
Is that they just thought they could actually go, yeah, look at it.

6026
04:54:17,000 --> 04:54:19,260
And then hit a load of next buttons.

6027
04:54:19,600 --> 04:54:21,920
It's a fucking PowerPoint thing.

6028
04:54:21,920 --> 04:54:22,400
Just a minute.

6029
04:54:22,480 --> 04:54:25,340
Okay, so this is all the information that we could get about ourselves.

6030
04:54:25,340 --> 04:54:25,560
Look at it.

6031
04:54:26,480 --> 04:54:27,280
Look at it.

6032
04:54:27,820 --> 04:54:31,660
We can't look at it because you're fucking skipping through the fucking thing.

6033
04:54:31,660 --> 04:54:32,760
This particular person.

6034
04:54:34,060 --> 04:54:34,580
That's the...

6035
04:54:34,580 --> 04:54:38,120
It's like, look at all the text that we managed to put into this.

6036
04:54:38,540 --> 04:54:40,380
And I'm going to skip through it really fast.

6037
04:54:41,000 --> 04:54:42,900
And that's going to impress you.

6038
04:54:43,380 --> 04:54:46,920
And they probably managed to charge nearly fucking 100 quid for it.

6039
04:54:46,920 --> 04:54:48,520
So what do we do?

6040
04:54:49,060 --> 04:54:50,360
Insight has an action plan.

6041
04:54:50,500 --> 04:54:51,100
What do we do?

6042
04:54:51,480 --> 04:54:52,480
What do we do now?

6043
04:54:53,020 --> 04:54:53,360
Okay.

6044
04:54:53,760 --> 04:54:54,380
What do we do?

6045
04:54:54,440 --> 04:54:55,180
Insight action plan.

6046
04:54:55,520 --> 04:54:56,940
We've seen the slides.

6047
04:54:57,780 --> 04:54:58,800
Now what do we do?

6048
04:54:59,920 --> 04:55:00,360
Okay.

6049
04:55:00,360 --> 04:55:03,060
Now we've got an action plan.

6050
04:55:03,060 --> 04:55:06,660
It allows individuals.

6051
04:55:06,660 --> 04:55:16,560
It gives them a specific structure for taking the information that they have received and using it, translating it into actions that they can take in their everyday life.

6052
04:55:16,560 --> 04:55:20,020
So if I wanted to work on my communication channels, for example, what do I do?

6053
04:55:20,240 --> 04:55:20,920
I go to four.

6054
04:55:21,180 --> 04:55:21,540
Okay.

6055
04:55:22,580 --> 04:55:24,500
There's a little bit of an introduction.

6056
04:55:25,120 --> 04:55:31,880
And it gives you a format where you can enter, what can I do to increase my potential for career success?

6057
04:55:31,880 --> 04:55:35,660
So it really forces me to go in there and say something and do something about this.

6058
04:55:35,760 --> 04:55:40,480
Now that I've learned all this great stuff about myself and the environment around me, what do I do with it?

6059
04:55:40,540 --> 04:55:41,680
And this can be printed.

6060
04:55:42,000 --> 04:55:43,100
This can be printed out.

6061
04:55:43,320 --> 04:55:44,760
You can take it with you every day.

6062
04:55:44,940 --> 04:55:46,400
You don't have to take your computer with you.

6063
04:55:46,500 --> 04:55:47,380
Very impressive stuff.

6064
04:55:47,480 --> 04:55:47,820
Thank you very much.

6065
04:55:47,820 --> 04:55:51,500
Imagine having prints of that shit in a fucking folder.

6066
04:55:52,440 --> 04:55:54,600
And you're just like consulting them during the day.

6067
04:55:55,820 --> 04:55:57,240
You're getting stressed about stuff.

6068
04:55:57,320 --> 04:55:58,160
And you're like, oh, what?

6069
04:55:58,220 --> 04:55:59,420
What fucking page do I need?

6070
04:55:59,420 --> 04:56:03,200
And you're going through this and it's just loads of slides from a program that you've printed out.

6071
04:56:03,460 --> 04:56:06,720
And probably cost you a lot of money because printing back in 93, not cheap.

6072
04:56:07,320 --> 04:56:09,340
Unless you had the money to own a fucking printer.

6073
04:56:10,900 --> 04:56:16,080
You know, you were probably dishing out 20 cent for an A4 sheet of paper.

6074
04:56:16,200 --> 04:56:16,700
I don't know.

6075
04:56:17,200 --> 04:56:17,700
Thank you.

6076
04:56:17,980 --> 04:56:18,240
All right.

6077
04:56:18,240 --> 04:56:20,180
That's our look at self-improvement software.

6078
04:56:20,440 --> 04:56:21,680
Stay tuned now for this week's computer.

6079
04:56:21,720 --> 04:56:23,120
Where's my action plan?

6080
04:56:24,780 --> 04:56:25,140
No.

6081
04:56:25,140 --> 04:56:28,340
And then you go into attacker mode and you start killing someone.

6082
04:56:28,880 --> 04:56:32,500
No, they said the program said this would happen.

6083
04:56:36,760 --> 04:56:42,320
There was another mass shooting today in a mall in Carolina.

6084
04:56:42,320 --> 04:56:44,340
A man.

6085
04:56:45,120 --> 04:56:52,180
A man walked into a mall without his action plan and it lost his action plan.

6086
04:56:52,900 --> 04:56:53,440
Computer news.

6087
04:56:54,280 --> 04:56:55,760
Computer news.

6088
04:56:56,400 --> 04:56:57,160
Game boy.

6089
04:56:57,220 --> 04:56:59,220
on Random Access.

6090
04:56:59,220 --> 04:57:01,220
*music*

6091
04:57:01,220 --> 04:57:04,220
Haha! Look at those gloves!

6092
04:57:04,220 --> 04:57:06,220
Handies!

6093
04:57:09,220 --> 04:57:11,220
The shooter had...

6094
04:57:11,220 --> 04:57:14,220
The shooter was using Handies gloves at the time.

6095
04:57:16,220 --> 04:57:18,220
The shooter...

6096
04:57:18,220 --> 04:57:22,220
The shooter who was wearing Handies gloves...

6097
04:57:22,220 --> 04:57:25,220
frantically searched for his action plan.

6098
04:57:25,220 --> 04:57:27,220
*music*

6099
04:57:27,220 --> 04:57:30,220
Witnesses say he was wearing Handies...

6100
04:57:30,220 --> 04:57:31,220
Handies!

6101
04:57:31,220 --> 04:57:34,220
*laughs* Witnesses say he was wearing...

6102
04:57:34,220 --> 04:57:39,220
wrist gloves designed to reduce repetitive strain injuries,

6103
04:57:39,220 --> 04:57:44,220
which aided his aiming when he opened fire.

6104
04:57:44,220 --> 04:57:47,220
*music*

6105
04:57:47,220 --> 04:57:49,220
Thank you very much, Handies the 4th.

6106
04:57:49,220 --> 04:57:51,220
*music*

6107
04:57:51,220 --> 04:57:53,220
*music*

6108
04:57:53,220 --> 04:57:59,220
*music*

6109
04:57:59,220 --> 04:58:01,220
In the Random Access...

6110
04:58:01,220 --> 04:58:04,220
There is two fucking Janelles!

6111
04:58:04,220 --> 04:58:07,220
Janelle Patterson and Janelle Stelson.

6112
04:58:07,220 --> 04:58:11,220
And wasn't I there like a fucking lemon cake earlier on saying...

6113
04:58:11,220 --> 04:58:15,220
Jeez, you can't get two Janelles in the same fucking house at the same time.

6114
04:58:15,220 --> 04:58:16,220
No way.

6115
04:58:16,220 --> 04:58:17,220
No way, no how.

6116
04:58:17,220 --> 04:58:18,220
*music*

6117
04:58:18,220 --> 04:58:19,220
*music*

6118
04:58:19,220 --> 04:58:21,220
Are you ready for Windows 4.0?

6119
04:58:21,220 --> 04:58:22,220
Oh wow, am I ready?

6120
04:58:22,220 --> 04:58:23,220
*music*

6121
04:58:23,220 --> 04:58:33,220
*music*

6122
04:58:33,220 --> 04:58:34,220
*music*

6123
04:58:34,220 --> 04:58:35,220
*music*

6124
04:58:35,220 --> 04:58:36,220
*music*

6125
04:58:36,220 --> 04:58:37,220
*music*

6126
04:58:37,220 --> 04:58:39,220
*music*

6127
04:58:39,220 --> 04:58:41,220
*music*

6128
04:58:41,220 --> 04:58:49,220
*music*

6129
04:58:49,220 --> 04:58:51,220
*music*

6130
04:58:51,220 --> 04:59:01,220
*music*

6131
04:59:01,220 --> 04:59:01,220
*music*

6132
04:59:01,220 --> 04:59:02,220
*music*

6133
04:59:02,220 --> 04:59:03,220
*music*

6134
04:59:03,220 --> 04:59:13,220
*music*

6135
04:59:13,220 --> 04:59:14,220
*music*

6136
04:59:14,220 --> 04:59:15,220
*music*

6137
04:59:15,220 --> 04:59:16,220
*music*

6138
04:59:16,220 --> 04:59:17,220
*music*

6139
04:59:17,220 --> 04:59:27,220
*music*

6140
04:59:27,220 --> 04:59:28,220
*music*

6141
04:59:28,220 --> 04:59:29,220
*music*

6142
04:59:29,220 --> 04:59:30,220
*music*

6143
04:59:30,220 --> 04:59:31,220
*music*

6144
04:59:31,220 --> 04:59:32,680
mouse in zero gravity.

6145
04:59:33,120 --> 04:59:35,520
NASA's trying to find out in a series of experiments

6146
04:59:35,520 --> 04:59:37,120
being conducted with PC World

6147
04:59:37,120 --> 04:59:39,260
Magazine's Test Center. The results

6148
04:59:39,260 --> 04:59:40,680
are due out at the end of the year.

6149
04:59:41,160 --> 04:59:42,860
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

6150
04:59:43,020 --> 04:59:44,160
I'm Janelle Stelzen.

6151
04:59:45,980 --> 04:59:47,260
Computer Chronicles is

6152
04:59:47,260 --> 04:59:48,920
brought to you in part by...

6153
04:59:48,920 --> 04:59:51,180
This was a cracker. It started

6154
04:59:51,180 --> 04:59:53,120
slow and then it got really fucking good

6155
04:59:53,120 --> 04:59:55,000
towards the end. That

6156
04:59:55,000 --> 04:59:56,000
couple that were

6157
04:59:56,000 --> 04:59:59,080
like technology and kids

6158
04:59:59,080 --> 05:00:00,820
were weird as fuck.

6159
05:00:01,460 --> 05:00:03,220
Then it got even weirder

6160
05:00:03,220 --> 05:00:04,920
when it got to the

6161
05:00:04,920 --> 05:00:07,220
Handies gloves and

6162
05:00:07,220 --> 05:00:09,480
the software about your psychological

6163
05:00:09,480 --> 05:00:10,740
state of mind

6164
05:00:10,740 --> 05:00:13,200
and how to print out 50, 100

6165
05:00:13,200 --> 05:00:13,780
slides.

6166
05:00:16,900 --> 05:00:18,000
There's going to be no

6167
05:00:18,000 --> 05:00:20,880
Stu's pick of the week.

6168
05:00:24,480 --> 05:00:27,220
I just want to go back to this one more

6169
05:00:27,220 --> 05:00:29,180
and just see at the top

6170
05:00:29,180 --> 05:00:31,180
of the show when she...

6171
05:00:31,180 --> 05:00:33,520
I think maybe she... I'm not saying he might

6172
05:00:33,520 --> 05:00:35,180
have got her on just because...

6173
05:00:36,060 --> 05:00:37,280
I don't know. I was just going to say

6174
05:00:37,280 --> 05:00:39,260
like... the software

6175
05:00:39,260 --> 05:00:41,180
really didn't do...

6176
05:00:41,180 --> 05:00:43,380
the amount of time they put on the piece.

6177
05:00:43,580 --> 05:00:44,940
The software didn't do it justice.

6178
05:00:45,280 --> 05:00:47,340
I think Stu would have known that.

6179
05:00:47,580 --> 05:00:49,460
The profile of someone who's...

6180
05:00:49,460 --> 05:00:50,280
is the dreamer.

6181
05:00:50,580 --> 05:00:52,100
Are you the dreamer, the reactor,

6182
05:00:52,800 --> 05:00:54,120
the promoter, the rebel,

6183
05:00:54,280 --> 05:00:55,960
the persister or the workaholic?

6184
05:00:56,660 --> 05:01:00,560
So these are the six types of people that are existing

6185
05:01:00,560 --> 05:01:03,140
in the world.

6186
05:01:03,140 --> 05:01:05,200
And you see this sort of stuff nowadays,

6187
05:01:05,400 --> 05:01:06,120
even like, you know,

6188
05:01:06,180 --> 05:01:07,760
what personality type are you?

6189
05:01:07,800 --> 05:01:09,480
You know, there's 10 personality types.

6190
05:01:09,600 --> 05:01:11,640
What personality type are you?

6191
05:01:12,020 --> 05:01:13,180
Are you this? Are you that?

6192
05:01:13,620 --> 05:01:14,200
The interview.

6193
05:01:14,420 --> 05:01:15,420
That's right.

6194
05:01:15,420 --> 05:01:17,140
And what does it tell us about that person?

6195
05:01:17,280 --> 05:01:17,840
That's right.

6196
05:01:18,240 --> 05:01:20,280
It just appeals to the fucking

6197
05:01:20,280 --> 05:01:22,200
navel... navel gazers.

6198
05:01:24,840 --> 05:01:26,020
Who am I?

6199
05:01:26,320 --> 05:01:27,960
What journey am I on?

6200
05:01:29,200 --> 05:01:30,180
Who am I really?

6201
05:01:30,340 --> 05:01:32,700
Why do I do the things I do?

6202
05:01:33,340 --> 05:01:34,800
And how can I learn from that

6203
05:01:34,800 --> 05:01:36,220
and become a better person?

6204
05:01:36,720 --> 05:01:38,080
Why am I an attacker?

6205
05:01:39,680 --> 05:01:40,640
Great news.

6206
05:01:40,800 --> 05:01:41,440
Good news.

6207
05:01:42,900 --> 05:01:45,020
You have selected attack mode.

6208
05:01:45,400 --> 05:01:46,120
Good news.

6209
05:01:46,340 --> 05:01:48,340
Your negative behaviors are...

6210
05:01:48,340 --> 05:01:49,500
predictable.

6211
05:01:50,720 --> 05:01:52,980
And once you learn to recognize them,

6212
05:01:52,980 --> 05:01:53,960
you can chase them.

6213
05:01:54,220 --> 05:01:54,820
Once you...

6214
05:01:54,820 --> 05:01:56,220
This is not what you learned.

6215
05:01:56,560 --> 05:01:57,160
Get up.

6216
05:01:57,440 --> 05:01:57,840
Take a take.

6217
05:01:58,020 --> 05:01:58,580
In my...

6218
05:01:58,580 --> 05:01:59,440
Let's get on this.

6219
05:02:00,480 --> 05:02:01,000
That's...

6220
05:02:01,000 --> 05:02:02,080
That's incredible though.

6221
05:02:02,720 --> 05:02:03,900
Have you ever seen the like?

6222
05:02:08,400 --> 05:02:10,460
How are they gonna fucking affect

6223
05:02:10,460 --> 05:02:11,760
the repetitive strain?

6224
05:02:12,760 --> 05:02:14,160
Like, would you not get one of those

6225
05:02:14,160 --> 05:02:15,900
foam fucking yolks

6226
05:02:15,900 --> 05:02:17,840
that goes underneath the...

6227
05:02:18,560 --> 05:02:19,380
next to the board?

6228
05:02:19,500 --> 05:02:20,840
Like...

6229
05:02:20,840 --> 05:02:22,300
And there's a New England

6230
05:02:22,300 --> 05:02:23,880
therapeutic research group

6231
05:02:23,880 --> 05:02:25,480
that came up with the research

6232
05:02:25,480 --> 05:02:26,460
and development wing

6233
05:02:26,460 --> 05:02:28,240
of that particular organization

6234
05:02:28,240 --> 05:02:30,060
came up with these...

6235
05:02:30,060 --> 05:02:30,980
Bye, boys.

6236
05:02:34,580 --> 05:02:35,980
Microsoft Chicago.

6237
05:02:36,220 --> 05:02:37,800
Providers of educational materials

6238
05:02:37,800 --> 05:02:39,000
to help manage software.

6239
05:02:39,500 --> 05:02:40,920
Don't copy that floppy.

6240
05:02:41,980 --> 05:02:44,100
Video cassette copies of this program

6241
05:02:44,100 --> 05:02:44,900
are available.

6242
05:02:45,560 --> 05:02:47,580
Computer Chronicles also publishes

6243
05:02:47,580 --> 05:02:48,720
a companion newsletter

6244
05:02:48,720 --> 05:02:51,120
containing details on products demonstrated

6245
05:02:51,120 --> 05:02:53,620
and information on program topics.

6246
05:02:54,260 --> 05:02:56,500
To order a videocassette or a newsletter,

6247
05:02:57,000 --> 05:03:00,200
call 1-800-799-4949

6248
05:03:00,200 --> 05:03:02,360
or write Computer Chronicles.

6249
05:03:03,000 --> 05:03:05,380
Please specify program subject for tapes.

6250
05:03:05,940 --> 05:03:08,200
All orders include a free software program

6251
05:03:08,200 --> 05:03:10,000
for auditing software use

6252
05:03:10,000 --> 05:03:12,240
and information on the definitive guide

6253
05:03:12,240 --> 05:03:14,720
to keeping your organization's software legal.

6254
05:03:17,600 --> 05:03:19,700
What the fuck is going on there?

6255
05:03:19,780 --> 05:03:19,940
Look.

6256
05:03:20,960 --> 05:03:22,980
Okay, let's just plug the node

6257
05:03:22,980 --> 05:03:23,980
into your skull

6258
05:03:23,980 --> 05:03:25,980
and we will connect you

6259
05:03:25,980 --> 05:03:27,880
to the interface.

6260
05:03:28,320 --> 05:03:30,480
This is gonna test your personality type.

6261
05:03:33,280 --> 05:03:35,760
Lovely, lovely fucking slideshow here.

6262
05:03:36,260 --> 05:03:38,020
Dystopian nightmares.

6263
05:03:39,760 --> 05:03:40,020
Haha.

6264
05:03:40,460 --> 05:03:41,440
Is she even awake?

6265
05:03:41,540 --> 05:03:43,060
Is she conscious there?

6266
05:03:44,220 --> 05:03:46,180
We will just plug you into this, yeah?

6267
05:03:49,360 --> 05:03:51,820
Linda Gian Giannachini.

6268
05:03:52,580 --> 05:03:54,100
Some beautiful names here.

6269
05:03:55,260 --> 05:03:56,260
Eric Duker.

6270
05:03:57,260 --> 05:04:00,560
Phil Azapardi is a real stalwart

6271
05:04:00,560 --> 05:04:02,760
of the fucking Computer Chronicles lineage.

6272
05:04:02,760 --> 05:04:09,920
Clyde Rivers.

6273
05:04:10,700 --> 05:04:11,920
What a beautiful name.

6274
05:04:12,420 --> 05:04:13,300
And here we go, look.

6275
05:04:13,840 --> 05:04:15,200
Electric Sex Palace.

6276
05:04:15,980 --> 05:04:17,400
The two, the two fucking

6277
05:04:17,400 --> 05:04:18,740
Cheech and Chiang.

6278
05:04:21,320 --> 05:04:22,840
Bill and Pat, was it?

6279
05:04:27,480 --> 05:04:28,260
Fucking hell.

6280
05:04:30,060 --> 05:04:31,480
You could cut the sexual tension

6281
05:04:31,480 --> 05:04:32,340
in that office.

6282
05:04:32,340 --> 05:04:34,960
with a blunt wooden spoon.

6283
05:04:49,500 --> 05:04:51,560
Absolutely unbelievable.

6284
05:04:51,920 --> 05:04:52,580
And look at this.

6285
05:04:52,660 --> 05:04:54,320
This looks like it's going straight

6286
05:04:54,320 --> 05:04:55,340
into another episode.

6287
05:04:55,680 --> 05:04:56,940
I can't stop it.

6288
05:04:56,940 --> 05:04:59,020
I don't know if I can stop it anymore, man.

6289
05:05:00,000 --> 05:05:00,300
I don't know.

6290
05:05:00,940 --> 05:05:02,760
Screen, screen, this episode

6291
05:05:02,760 --> 05:05:05,160
is screen savers

6292
05:05:05,160 --> 05:05:07,160
and wallpapers.

6293
05:05:14,840 --> 05:05:16,800
Stu had the wife on the payroll.

6294
05:05:16,800 --> 05:05:18,000
This is what happens.

6295
05:05:18,000 --> 05:05:18,000
This is what happens.

6296
05:05:18,000 --> 05:05:18,000
This is what happens.

6297
05:05:18,000 --> 05:05:19,000
He had either fucking...

6298
05:05:19,000 --> 05:05:20,540
Screen burn?

6299
05:05:20,660 --> 05:05:22,680
You don't want to get screen burn.

6300
05:05:22,880 --> 05:05:24,100
If you leave one image

6301
05:05:24,100 --> 05:05:25,280
on your computer display

6302
05:05:25,280 --> 05:05:26,140
for too long,

6303
05:05:26,220 --> 05:05:26,600
it burns...

6304
05:05:26,600 --> 05:05:28,400
Lovely finger work there

6305
05:05:28,400 --> 05:05:29,000
by Stu.

6306
05:05:29,160 --> 05:05:30,120
Look at that index.

6307
05:05:30,500 --> 05:05:31,340
It's strong.

6308
05:05:31,720 --> 05:05:32,080
True.

6309
05:05:32,400 --> 05:05:33,000
It's Stu.

6310
05:05:33,540 --> 05:05:34,320
It's long.

6311
05:05:36,560 --> 05:05:37,700
This is what happens

6312
05:05:37,700 --> 05:05:38,900
if you leave one image

6313
05:05:38,900 --> 05:05:40,080
on your computer display

6314
05:05:40,080 --> 05:05:40,940
for too long.

6315
05:05:41,040 --> 05:05:42,600
It burns into the phosphor coating

6316
05:05:42,600 --> 05:05:43,220
on the screen

6317
05:05:43,220 --> 05:05:44,340
and you may have to look

6318
05:05:44,340 --> 05:05:45,380
at that image forever.

6319
05:05:46,000 --> 05:05:48,120
The solution is screen saver software.

6320
05:05:48,600 --> 05:05:49,300
But screen savers

6321
05:05:49,300 --> 05:05:50,180
have come a long way

6322
05:05:50,180 --> 05:05:50,740
from a tool

6323
05:05:50,740 --> 05:05:51,960
originally designed

6324
05:05:51,960 --> 05:05:53,380
to prevent computer burn-in

6325
05:05:53,380 --> 05:05:54,840
to a multi-million dollar

6326
05:05:54,840 --> 05:05:56,000
computer toy business.

6327
05:05:56,400 --> 05:05:57,380
Today, we'll take a look...

6328
05:05:57,380 --> 05:05:58,560
Toy business.

6329
05:05:58,700 --> 05:05:59,520
Have we seen this one?

6330
05:06:00,600 --> 05:06:02,180
Seems very familiar.

6331
05:06:03,180 --> 05:06:04,840
It sounds like it's familiar enough

6332
05:06:04,840 --> 05:06:06,160
for us to have seen it.

6333
05:06:06,160 --> 05:06:06,640
I'm not sure.

6334
05:06:06,640 --> 05:06:08,100
Screen savers, wallpaper, and more

6335
05:06:08,100 --> 05:06:09,100
on this edition

6336
05:06:09,100 --> 05:06:10,840
of the Computer Chronicles.

6337
05:06:11,340 --> 05:06:12,480
Oh, no, we have, yeah?

6338
05:06:13,360 --> 05:06:13,820
Fuck.

6339
05:06:18,280 --> 05:06:19,420
I love this shit.

6340
05:06:19,420 --> 05:06:35,360
Computer Chronicles is made possible

6341
05:06:35,360 --> 05:06:37,800
in part by the Software Publishers Association.

6342
05:06:38,920 --> 05:06:39,200
Be that.

6343
05:06:39,440 --> 05:06:40,140
Stuart Shiffey.

6344
05:06:41,780 --> 05:06:43,260
He's got a classic look

6345
05:06:43,260 --> 05:06:44,520
and we're in the studio as well

6346
05:06:44,520 --> 05:06:47,340
with a three-pronged desk setup.

6347
05:06:48,160 --> 05:06:49,820
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

6348
05:06:49,940 --> 05:06:50,580
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

6349
05:06:50,580 --> 05:06:52,000
Let's just see how far we get

6350
05:06:52,000 --> 05:06:53,100
before I realize,

6351
05:06:53,760 --> 05:06:54,340
or indeed,

6352
05:06:54,520 --> 05:06:56,120
anyone else realizes there.

6353
05:06:56,180 --> 05:06:57,700
Any true hardcore Shiffey

6354
05:06:57,700 --> 05:06:59,200
core out there?

6355
05:07:01,040 --> 05:07:02,160
Whether or not we've seen this,

6356
05:07:02,200 --> 05:07:02,600
I'm not sure.

6357
05:07:02,740 --> 05:07:04,220
Shiffey, with me today is Gina Smith,

6358
05:07:04,340 --> 05:07:04,980
editor-in-chief

6359
05:07:04,980 --> 05:07:06,600
of Electronic Entertainment Magazine.

6360
05:07:07,100 --> 05:07:08,020
Don't remember her.

6361
05:07:08,180 --> 05:07:09,300
I guess we're talking about

6362
05:07:09,300 --> 05:07:10,380
Electronic Entertainment here.

6363
05:07:10,580 --> 05:07:11,620
These are screen savers,

6364
05:07:11,980 --> 05:07:13,080
animated wallpapers.

6365
05:07:13,280 --> 05:07:13,660
Look at this,

6366
05:07:13,680 --> 05:07:15,380
an entire rack of CD-ROMs,

6367
05:07:15,700 --> 05:07:17,060
nothing but wallpapers

6368
05:07:17,060 --> 05:07:18,000
and screen savers, right?

6369
05:07:18,000 --> 05:07:18,680
These are screen savers

6370
05:07:18,680 --> 05:07:19,620
for the discriminating.

6371
05:07:20,140 --> 05:07:21,000
Fuck, I think I,

6372
05:07:21,300 --> 05:07:23,080
her voice is very familiar.

6373
05:07:24,080 --> 05:07:25,020
These aren't little toasters,

6374
05:07:25,200 --> 05:07:25,980
they're really beautiful

6375
05:07:25,980 --> 05:07:27,400
256 color photos.

6376
05:07:27,620 --> 05:07:27,980
Amazing.

6377
05:07:28,160 --> 05:07:28,700
Gorgeous stuff.

6378
05:07:28,700 --> 05:07:29,660
Let me show you one.

6379
05:07:30,340 --> 05:07:30,700
Gorgeous.

6380
05:07:31,520 --> 05:07:31,840
Screensaver.

6381
05:07:31,920 --> 05:07:33,160
This is a new generation of stuff.

6382
05:07:33,380 --> 05:07:34,280
This is Pixel Play

6383
05:07:34,280 --> 05:07:35,140
for the Macintosh.

6384
05:07:35,340 --> 05:07:36,120
These are QuickTime

6385
05:07:36,120 --> 05:07:37,220
Video screen savers,

6386
05:07:37,320 --> 05:07:38,280
no more just the toasters

6387
05:07:38,280 --> 05:07:39,540
and Goofy Rock

6388
05:07:39,540 --> 05:07:40,020
on the cross-screen.

6389
05:07:40,020 --> 05:07:40,920
Look and listen to this.

6390
05:07:43,340 --> 05:07:44,620
You're going to get any work done, right?

6391
05:07:44,780 --> 05:07:45,600
We've come a long way

6392
05:07:45,600 --> 05:07:45,780
from the toasters.

6393
05:07:45,780 --> 05:07:46,980
You're going to look like your screen savers

6394
05:07:46,980 --> 05:07:47,380
the whole time.

6395
05:07:47,400 --> 05:07:48,280
What do you have over there, Gina?

6396
05:07:48,360 --> 05:07:49,840
This is animated wallpaper.

6397
05:07:50,300 --> 05:07:51,520
I remember her.

6398
05:07:54,520 --> 05:07:56,180
Windows, it's called Crystal Walls.

6399
05:07:56,220 --> 05:07:57,440
It's from Domain Virtual World.

6400
05:07:57,860 --> 05:07:59,300
This one is called Koi.

6401
05:07:59,660 --> 05:08:00,800
Yeah, I remember the Koi.

6402
05:08:01,740 --> 05:08:02,640
Fuck it anyway.

6403
05:08:06,740 --> 05:08:07,220
Yeah.

6404
05:08:07,220 --> 05:08:07,300
Yeah.

6405
05:08:09,480 --> 05:08:10,340
Wherever you click,

6406
05:08:10,480 --> 05:08:11,660
the koi follow.

6407
05:08:11,660 --> 05:08:12,800
That's real productive.

6408
05:08:12,920 --> 05:08:14,280
You can control the color of the fish

6409
05:08:14,280 --> 05:08:15,040
and how many fish

6410
05:08:15,040 --> 05:08:16,200
and how fast they swim.

6411
05:08:16,320 --> 05:08:17,440
What else is in this package?

6412
05:08:17,520 --> 05:08:18,780
Another one I really like.

6413
05:08:18,860 --> 05:08:20,180
There are 18 ones to choose from,

6414
05:08:20,240 --> 05:08:21,100
but I keep coming back

6415
05:08:21,100 --> 05:08:21,900
to the Sharpays.

6416
05:08:22,260 --> 05:08:23,100
And these are dogs?

6417
05:08:23,320 --> 05:08:24,660
These are Chinese dogs.

6418
05:08:24,800 --> 05:08:25,760
Have you ever seen these before?

6419
05:08:25,760 --> 05:08:26,660
They're real ugly.

6420
05:08:27,420 --> 05:08:28,760
But they're also kind of cute.

6421
05:08:28,860 --> 05:08:30,300
And they follow your cursor

6422
05:08:30,300 --> 05:08:30,720
all around.

6423
05:08:30,720 --> 05:08:31,460
And they turn around.

6424
05:08:31,560 --> 05:08:31,860
And look.

6425
05:08:31,860 --> 05:08:36,600
I could watch it again.

6426
05:08:36,780 --> 05:08:37,060
Like, you know.

6427
05:08:39,000 --> 05:08:40,160
I've seen this one.

6428
05:08:40,240 --> 05:08:41,160
This is a great intro.

6429
05:08:41,280 --> 05:08:41,980
Let's see the intro.

6430
05:08:46,320 --> 05:08:47,420
Stu has to shout

6431
05:08:47,420 --> 05:08:48,600
to be audible

6432
05:08:48,600 --> 05:08:49,520
over the fucking thing.

6433
05:08:49,580 --> 05:08:51,340
So it's a great booming Stu.

6434
05:08:55,780 --> 05:08:57,420
Rollercoasters are fun!

6435
05:09:00,580 --> 05:09:01,980
This is Top Gun,

6436
05:09:02,080 --> 05:09:02,940
the world's newest

6437
05:09:02,940 --> 05:09:04,560
and fastest rollercoaster

6438
05:09:04,560 --> 05:09:05,700
here in Great America

6439
05:09:05,700 --> 05:09:07,160
in Santa Clara, California.

6440
05:09:07,560 --> 05:09:09,060
Its sheer speed and power

6441
05:09:09,060 --> 05:09:10,680
makes your heart beat a lot faster.

6442
05:09:11,040 --> 05:09:12,440
But also here in Santa Clara,

6443
05:09:12,600 --> 05:09:13,760
just across the road there,

6444
05:09:14,020 --> 05:09:15,540
is the Intel Corporation,

6445
05:09:15,880 --> 05:09:16,460
where they're making

6446
05:09:16,460 --> 05:09:17,800
the Pentia microprocessor.

6447
05:09:18,180 --> 05:09:19,480
Its sheer speed and power

6448
05:09:19,480 --> 05:09:20,680
will make your computer

6449
05:09:20,680 --> 05:09:21,640
beat a lot faster.

6450
05:09:21,920 --> 05:09:23,180
What a fucking lovely,

6451
05:09:23,340 --> 05:09:24,120
tenuous link.

6452
05:09:24,180 --> 05:09:25,100
Today we'll take a look

6453
05:09:25,100 --> 05:09:26,280
at the ups and downs

6454
05:09:26,280 --> 05:09:26,860
of the new...

6455
05:09:26,860 --> 05:09:28,300
Just about 20 minutes

6456
05:09:28,300 --> 05:09:29,120
down the road

6457
05:09:29,120 --> 05:09:30,860
is the Intel Factory.

6458
05:09:31,400 --> 05:09:33,000
The sheer speed and power

6459
05:09:33,000 --> 05:09:33,960
of the processor

6460
05:09:33,960 --> 05:09:36,040
is like a rollercoaster.

6461
05:09:36,260 --> 05:09:37,060
Pentium PCs

6462
05:09:37,060 --> 05:09:38,240
on this edition

6463
05:09:38,240 --> 05:09:39,940
of the Computer Chronicles.

6464
05:09:42,940 --> 05:09:44,460
Beautiful fucking

6465
05:09:44,460 --> 05:09:45,280
Sieg.

6466
05:09:46,540 --> 05:09:48,260
Sieg, Sieg, Sputnik.

6467
05:09:49,240 --> 05:09:51,100
Whatever happened to OS2?

6468
05:09:52,980 --> 05:09:54,160
Could be a borefest.

6469
05:09:54,220 --> 05:09:55,740
Could be a real snorefest.

6470
05:09:56,740 --> 05:10:00,820
dark stew.

6471
05:10:03,620 --> 05:10:04,200
Mother program.

6472
05:10:04,380 --> 05:10:04,920
Okay, now show me

6473
05:10:04,920 --> 05:10:05,340
how you could actually

6474
05:10:05,340 --> 05:10:06,460
pull up a piece of sound

6475
05:10:06,460 --> 05:10:08,000
and how you'll put all the tracks...

6476
05:10:08,000 --> 05:10:10,240
I love this lovely MIDI work here.

6477
05:10:10,300 --> 05:10:11,160
We haven't seen this one,

6478
05:10:11,240 --> 05:10:12,840
but we'll just dive straight into it.

6479
05:10:12,900 --> 05:10:13,660
Look, is the guy showing

6480
05:10:13,660 --> 05:10:15,780
some sound card or something?

6481
05:10:15,780 --> 05:10:16,500
You have Digivox.

6482
05:10:16,600 --> 05:10:17,460
And Greg, you have a program

6483
05:10:17,460 --> 05:10:18,400
called Sound Impression

6484
05:10:18,400 --> 05:10:19,680
that's on the computer here.

6485
05:10:19,920 --> 05:10:20,840
What is Sound Impression?

6486
05:10:20,920 --> 05:10:21,380
How do you use it?

6487
05:10:21,520 --> 05:10:22,120
Sound Impression

6488
05:10:22,120 --> 05:10:23,900
is a desktop recording studio.

6489
05:10:24,120 --> 05:10:24,640
What we've done

6490
05:10:24,640 --> 05:10:25,740
is to take the power

6491
05:10:25,740 --> 05:10:27,520
of a traditional studio

6492
05:10:27,520 --> 05:10:28,560
and bring it right down

6493
05:10:28,560 --> 05:10:28,880
to the desktop.

6494
05:10:28,880 --> 05:10:29,460
What are the things

6495
05:10:29,460 --> 05:10:30,180
we see on the screen?

6496
05:10:30,220 --> 05:10:30,880
So we have here

6497
05:10:30,880 --> 05:10:31,900
mixing controls

6498
05:10:31,900 --> 05:10:33,580
for the different types of audio.

6499
05:10:33,780 --> 05:10:34,480
Here we have

6500
05:10:34,480 --> 05:10:36,300
our wave recorder and player

6501
05:10:36,300 --> 05:10:37,920
which has 16-track capability.

6502
05:10:38,300 --> 05:10:39,600
This is a MIDI player

6503
05:10:39,600 --> 05:10:41,160
and this is a CD player

6504
05:10:41,160 --> 05:10:42,940
for playing regular music CDs.

6505
05:10:43,420 --> 05:10:44,100
So for instance,

6506
05:10:44,200 --> 05:10:45,540
I can be playing CD

6507
05:10:45,540 --> 05:10:46,140
while I'm working

6508
05:10:46,140 --> 05:10:47,060
some other program.

6509
05:10:47,200 --> 05:10:47,760
Okay, now show me

6510
05:10:47,760 --> 05:10:48,200
how you can actually

6511
05:10:48,200 --> 05:10:49,320
pull up a piece of sound

6512
05:10:49,320 --> 05:10:50,520
and how you put all

6513
05:10:50,520 --> 05:10:51,140
the tracks together

6514
05:10:51,140 --> 05:10:51,620
and so on.

6515
05:10:51,620 --> 05:10:52,540
Okay, what we'll do here

6516
05:10:52,540 --> 05:10:53,680
is we'll go to our mixer

6517
05:10:53,680 --> 05:10:55,840
and we can have dropped in

6518
05:10:55,840 --> 05:10:56,560
different tracks

6519
05:10:56,560 --> 05:10:57,860
that we've previously edited

6520
05:10:57,860 --> 05:10:59,100
and now we wanted

6521
05:10:59,100 --> 05:11:00,040
to mix them together

6522
05:11:00,040 --> 05:11:00,980
and now I'll play

6523
05:11:00,980 --> 05:11:02,060
this composition here.

6524
05:11:02,780 --> 05:11:03,280
You've got a bunch

6525
05:11:03,280 --> 05:11:03,740
of sound effects.

6526
05:11:03,740 --> 05:11:04,280
So these are just

6527
05:11:04,280 --> 05:11:05,100
different sound effects

6528
05:11:05,100 --> 05:11:05,740
that we mix together.

6529
05:11:05,780 --> 05:11:06,660
All right, now the point

6530
05:11:06,660 --> 05:11:07,780
we're showing this

6531
05:11:07,780 --> 05:11:08,940
is that when Sound Impression

6532
05:11:08,940 --> 05:11:09,600
first came out,

6533
05:11:09,620 --> 05:11:10,280
it came out to run

6534
05:11:10,280 --> 05:11:10,980
under Windows.

6535
05:11:11,120 --> 05:11:11,280
Correct.

6536
05:11:11,280 --> 05:11:12,100
You have a new version

6537
05:11:12,100 --> 05:11:12,820
that's going to come out

6538
05:11:12,820 --> 05:11:14,000
and run under OS2

6539
05:11:14,000 --> 05:11:15,060
version 2.1

6540
05:11:15,060 --> 05:11:16,320
and you say it will run

6541
05:11:16,320 --> 05:11:17,560
better under OS2

6542
05:11:17,560 --> 05:11:18,840
than it does under Windows.

6543
05:11:18,920 --> 05:11:19,660
I want to ask you why.

6544
05:11:19,780 --> 05:11:20,680
Well, we're very excited

6545
05:11:20,680 --> 05:11:21,700
about our OS2 version.

6546
05:11:22,260 --> 05:11:23,540
The power of OS2

6547
05:11:23,540 --> 05:11:24,460
with its multitasking

6548
05:11:24,460 --> 05:11:25,820
capability will give us

6549
05:11:25,820 --> 05:11:27,340
capabilities that we

6550
05:11:27,340 --> 05:11:28,180
presently don't have

6551
05:11:28,180 --> 05:11:28,620
under Windows

6552
05:11:28,620 --> 05:11:30,040
to accurately synchronize

6553
05:11:30,040 --> 05:11:31,360
video and sound.

6554
05:11:31,900 --> 05:11:32,740
So really for the

6555
05:11:32,740 --> 05:11:33,880
multimedia author

6556
05:11:33,880 --> 05:11:35,000
is the platform

6557
05:11:35,000 --> 05:11:35,660
they want to use.

6558
05:11:35,920 --> 05:11:36,880
Okay, today we are

6559
05:11:36,880 --> 05:11:37,520
going to look at

6560
05:11:37,520 --> 05:11:39,340
IBM's OS2 operating system

6561
05:11:39,340 --> 05:11:40,180
to see its features

6562
05:11:40,180 --> 05:11:41,380
and to help you figure out

6563
05:11:41,380 --> 05:11:42,220
if it's a platform

6564
05:11:42,220 --> 05:11:43,000
that makes sense

6565
05:11:43,000 --> 05:11:44,060
for the kind of work

6566
05:11:44,060 --> 05:11:44,500
you do.

6567
05:11:44,900 --> 05:11:45,680
One of the big issues

6568
05:11:45,680 --> 05:11:46,940
for any operating system

6569
05:11:46,940 --> 05:11:48,000
is how much support

6570
05:11:48,000 --> 05:11:49,120
is there out in the

6571
05:11:49,120 --> 05:11:49,980
software development

6572
05:11:49,980 --> 05:11:50,460
community.

6573
05:11:50,860 --> 05:11:52,360
To check out OS2's support,

6574
05:11:52,460 --> 05:11:53,260
let's go back to that

6575
05:11:53,260 --> 05:11:54,920
Windows OS2 Expo

6576
05:11:54,920 --> 05:11:55,900
being held at the

6577
05:11:55,900 --> 05:11:57,200
San Jose Convention Center.

6578
05:11:58,460 --> 05:11:59,780
IBM currently lists

6579
05:11:59,780 --> 05:12:01,100
1,200 applications

6580
05:12:01,100 --> 05:12:02,240
developed specifically

6581
05:12:02,240 --> 05:12:03,280
for OS2,

6582
05:12:03,540 --> 05:12:04,520
but many of those

6583
05:12:04,520 --> 05:12:05,140
are aimed at

6584
05:12:05,140 --> 05:12:06,560
small, vertical markets.

6585
05:12:07,060 --> 05:12:07,720
One of the first

6586
05:12:07,720 --> 05:12:09,100
mainstream programs

6587
05:12:09,100 --> 05:12:10,780
to hop on the OS2 platform

6588
05:12:10,780 --> 05:12:12,100
is a word processor

6589
05:12:12,100 --> 05:12:12,920
called Describe.

6590
05:12:13,720 --> 05:12:15,300
The Nudens Drive 4.0

6591
05:12:15,300 --> 05:12:16,640
takes advantage of

6592
05:12:16,640 --> 05:12:18,460
OS2's 32-bit architecture.

6593
05:12:18,460 --> 05:12:19,380
Thank you very much.

6594
05:12:19,380 --> 05:12:19,980
Fucking hell.

6595
05:12:20,100 --> 05:12:21,660
Describe CEO Alan Katzen

6596
05:12:21,660 --> 05:12:22,260
I was

6597
05:12:22,260 --> 05:12:24,480
got really confused there

6598
05:12:24,480 --> 05:12:25,040
because there was

6599
05:12:25,040 --> 05:12:26,000
what is this?

6600
05:12:26,340 --> 05:12:27,460
Am I watching a video

6601
05:12:27,460 --> 05:12:28,940
of us watching

6602
05:12:28,940 --> 05:12:29,880
Computer Chronicles

6603
05:12:29,880 --> 05:12:30,580
from a year ago?

6604
05:12:30,640 --> 05:12:31,120
Because that's like

6605
05:12:31,120 --> 05:12:31,680
an old

6606
05:12:31,680 --> 05:12:34,220
alert.

6607
05:12:34,380 --> 05:12:35,000
Thanks very much

6608
05:12:35,000 --> 05:12:36,180
for the tip, man.

6609
05:12:36,260 --> 05:12:37,380
It's very fucking kind of you.

6610
05:12:37,440 --> 05:12:40,060
says OS2 is a developer's dream.

6611
05:12:40,440 --> 05:12:42,160
Most people who develop

6612
05:12:42,160 --> 05:12:44,560
Really deep into the fucking

6613
05:12:44,560 --> 05:12:46,740
Shafay when it's like

6614
05:12:46,740 --> 05:12:47,720
nearly three in the morning

6615
05:12:47,720 --> 05:12:48,440
and you're just going

6616
05:12:48,440 --> 05:12:49,460
what the fuck?

6617
05:12:49,600 --> 05:12:50,400
Which one is this?

6618
05:12:50,500 --> 05:12:51,940
Is this the one about

6619
05:12:51,940 --> 05:12:52,620
screensavers?

6620
05:12:52,780 --> 05:12:53,040
Is this?

6621
05:12:54,100 --> 05:12:54,640
Hang on.

6622
05:12:54,680 --> 05:12:55,360
Are we watching one

6623
05:12:55,360 --> 05:12:56,040
that we've watched?

6624
05:12:56,220 --> 05:12:57,080
Are we watching a video

6625
05:12:57,080 --> 05:12:57,900
of us watching it

6626
05:12:57,900 --> 05:12:58,480
from years ago?

6627
05:12:58,600 --> 05:12:59,200
Is that?

6628
05:12:59,600 --> 05:12:59,800
Huh?

6629
05:13:01,300 --> 05:13:02,220
Two products.

6630
05:13:02,920 --> 05:13:05,520
Alan Katzen from Describe.

6631
05:13:05,520 --> 05:13:07,040
And go on to other platforms

6632
05:13:07,040 --> 05:13:08,680
and prefer developing

6633
05:13:08,680 --> 05:13:09,680
under OS2,

6634
05:13:10,520 --> 05:13:11,940
especially Windows products.

6635
05:13:12,760 --> 05:13:14,500
As far as the capabilities

6636
05:13:14,500 --> 05:13:15,920
of Word OS2

6637
05:13:15,920 --> 05:13:18,120
and how it benefits us,

6638
05:13:18,680 --> 05:13:22,680
because it's a multi-threaded,

6639
05:13:22,780 --> 05:13:24,360
multitasking type operating system,

6640
05:13:24,580 --> 05:13:26,040
now a 32-bit operating system,

6641
05:13:26,280 --> 05:13:27,820
gives you a lot of power

6642
05:13:27,820 --> 05:13:30,380
and capabilities

6643
05:13:30,380 --> 05:13:31,400
that you don't have

6644
05:13:31,400 --> 05:13:33,360
in other platforms.

6645
05:13:33,800 --> 05:13:34,980
Other major developers

6646
05:13:34,980 --> 05:13:36,840
who are now supporting OS2

6647
05:13:36,840 --> 05:13:38,220
include WordPerfect,

6648
05:13:38,680 --> 05:13:39,380
Lotus Development,

6649
05:13:39,660 --> 05:13:40,780
Computer Associates,

6650
05:13:40,940 --> 05:13:41,340
Corel,

6651
05:13:41,480 --> 05:13:42,540
and Micrographics.

6652
05:13:42,760 --> 05:13:44,300
Their entry into the world

6653
05:13:44,300 --> 05:13:45,600
of OS2 represents

6654
05:13:45,600 --> 05:13:46,660
a major breakthrough.

6655
05:13:46,940 --> 05:13:48,060
There's a real market there.

6656
05:13:48,300 --> 05:13:49,660
They believe there's a market there

6657
05:13:49,660 --> 05:13:50,960
and them coming over,

6658
05:13:51,060 --> 05:13:52,020
although it's going to give me

6659
05:13:52,020 --> 05:13:53,780
headaches from a competitive standpoint,

6660
05:13:54,160 --> 05:13:56,700
it will bring some credibility.

6661
05:13:57,220 --> 05:13:58,660
I don't know what this guy's done about.

6662
05:13:58,780 --> 05:13:59,940
Software developers say

6663
05:13:59,940 --> 05:14:00,800
the key ingredient

6664
05:14:00,800 --> 05:14:03,480
to increased OS2 application support

6665
05:14:03,480 --> 05:14:04,460
is going to be better...

6666
05:14:04,460 --> 05:14:04,880
Wow.

6667
05:14:05,300 --> 05:14:06,580
This situation here.

6668
05:14:06,720 --> 05:14:07,220
Text...

6669
05:14:07,220 --> 05:14:09,220
Proper silver surfer job.

6670
05:14:09,580 --> 05:14:10,740
Support from IBM.

6671
05:14:11,260 --> 05:14:12,560
From a developer's point of view,

6672
05:14:13,120 --> 05:14:13,580
it's...

6673
05:14:13,580 --> 05:14:14,580
Jim Wyler?

6674
05:14:15,080 --> 05:14:16,580
More pleasurable...

6675
05:14:16,580 --> 05:14:17,880
Look at that fucking wild tash.

6676
05:14:18,460 --> 05:14:20,360
He's got a real fucking whiler.

6677
05:14:20,940 --> 05:14:22,180
It's not a handlebar.

6678
05:14:24,660 --> 05:14:26,000
It's a wildbar.

6679
05:14:26,000 --> 05:14:26,440
Manager.

6680
05:14:26,940 --> 05:14:28,500
But there are less tools.

6681
05:14:28,760 --> 05:14:30,300
Not all the tools in this show

6682
05:14:30,300 --> 05:14:32,180
will work with OS2,

6683
05:14:32,580 --> 05:14:33,900
but they certainly all work with Windows.

6684
05:14:34,420 --> 05:14:36,320
So that's one reason that companies...

6685
05:14:36,320 --> 05:14:37,040
Trash...

6686
05:14:37,040 --> 05:14:38,660
His tash is trash.

6687
05:14:38,920 --> 05:14:42,040
Go to OS2 because there's a smaller choice

6688
05:14:42,040 --> 05:14:42,420
for development.

6689
05:14:42,420 --> 05:14:43,320
Not my words.

6690
05:14:43,940 --> 05:14:45,260
For the Computer Chronicles,

6691
05:14:45,400 --> 05:14:46,500
I'm Jonel Patterson.

6692
05:14:47,320 --> 05:14:48,000
Oh, you got it.

6693
05:14:48,080 --> 05:14:48,600
I got it.

6694
05:14:49,160 --> 05:14:51,620
And then this hard disk like slides right out

6695
05:14:51,620 --> 05:14:52,520
and you can pop a new one.

6696
05:14:52,540 --> 05:14:53,460
You got more bolts to pop.

6697
05:14:55,360 --> 05:15:00,960
To many PC users,

6698
05:15:01,120 --> 05:15:02,660
OS2 is just a name,

6699
05:15:02,740 --> 05:15:03,300
yet to others,

6700
05:15:03,420 --> 05:15:04,480
it's an operating system

6701
05:15:04,480 --> 05:15:06,080
that provides unmatched power.

6702
05:15:06,440 --> 05:15:07,800
We'll find out what it can do now

6703
05:15:07,800 --> 05:15:08,660
from, first of all,

6704
05:15:08,940 --> 05:15:09,500
George Oliver,

6705
05:15:09,660 --> 05:15:11,140
Manager of Information Technology

6706
05:15:11,140 --> 05:15:12,300
at the Royal Bank of Canada.

6707
05:15:12,720 --> 05:15:13,500
John Soyring,

6708
05:15:13,600 --> 05:15:14,960
IBM's Manager of Independent Software Development.

6709
05:15:14,960 --> 05:15:16,000
The beautiful scenario.

6710
05:15:16,320 --> 05:15:17,860
And here to help us understand all of it

6711
05:15:17,860 --> 05:15:18,180
is Edwin Black.

6712
05:15:18,180 --> 05:15:19,880
Why do you know with the person on the left

6713
05:15:19,880 --> 05:15:23,640
that is the interesting sort of one?

6714
05:15:23,760 --> 05:15:25,500
Who's the publisher of this new magazine

6715
05:15:25,500 --> 05:15:26,500
for OS2 types

6716
05:15:26,500 --> 05:15:28,200
called the OS2 Professional.

6717
05:15:28,360 --> 05:15:29,780
Edwin, the perception is

6718
05:15:29,780 --> 05:15:30,780
there's a war out there

6719
05:15:30,780 --> 05:15:32,040
between IBM and Microsoft.

6720
05:15:32,260 --> 05:15:33,780
Oh, a bit of a fuck up there

6721
05:15:33,780 --> 05:15:34,360
on the right,

6722
05:15:34,460 --> 05:15:35,520
by the booking on the right.

6723
05:15:35,580 --> 05:15:36,260
Did you see that?

6724
05:15:37,720 --> 05:15:39,760
Awkward glance over to the camera.

6725
05:15:39,860 --> 05:15:40,740
Let's check that out again.

6726
05:15:40,900 --> 05:15:41,700
Keep your eyes peeled

6727
05:15:41,700 --> 05:15:42,860
on the right of the screen.

6728
05:15:43,140 --> 05:15:43,980
To professional.

6729
05:15:44,140 --> 05:15:45,560
Edwin, the perception is

6730
05:15:45,560 --> 05:15:45,860
there's a war out there.

6731
05:15:45,860 --> 05:15:47,520
Embarrassing moment for this book.

6732
05:15:47,520 --> 05:15:48,000
There's a war out there.

6733
05:15:48,260 --> 05:15:48,980
Look, there we go.

6734
05:15:49,040 --> 05:15:50,480
Look, wasn't meant to do that.

6735
05:15:51,640 --> 05:15:53,180
We can play some ominous music

6736
05:15:53,180 --> 05:15:55,360
to underscore how embarrassing that was.

6737
05:16:03,940 --> 05:16:10,940
Thank you very much to fuckOS2 for the tip there.

6738
05:16:10,940 --> 05:16:40,920
Thank you very much there for the tip that's... you're the king there, that was very kind of you to tip that.

6739
05:16:40,920 --> 05:17:05,900
And fuckOS2. Just I don't want to put you on the spot there but your message there, the tip is never deviate from the path. And that's an intriguing message because I actually wonder what the fuck is the path, you know? Or what do you think the path is? Because I'd like to know. I'd love to know if there was a path. I'd actually love to know what the path was so I could be on the fucking path. But I actually don't.

6740
05:17:10,900 --> 05:17:19,080
I'm speaking of the multitasking. I'm speaking of the fact that a simple individual can do ten things at once. Not through his own harnessing.

6741
05:17:19,080 --> 05:17:42,940
So move on there. John fucking soy ring is after you. Brooklyn, thank you very much for the tip. Very very kind to you. I hope you're doing well. And that you're enjoying this soy ring. We're gonna get a bunch of fucking soy rings. I'm gonna dish them out. Send them out to you. Everyone who's watching this tonight. I think we all deserve it. And all of you deserve it as well.

6742
05:17:43,080 --> 05:17:50,540
Fucking soy ring club forever, yeah? Don't tell anyone about soy ring club. It's exclusive, man.

6743
05:17:51,800 --> 05:17:56,140
It's exclusive and cool. Ring of soy.

6744
05:17:57,980 --> 05:18:23,920
...applications that we were unable to run in OS 2.0. OS 2.0 was able to run most DOS applications and Windows applications, but there were a few Windows applications we couldn't run, and those were called enhanced mode Windows applications. There's a couple of them on this system right now that are installed, like Wolfram's Mathematica or the OmniPage Professional, which is a scanning application, which are enhanced mode applications, which under OS 2.1 now are able to run.

6745
05:18:23,920 --> 05:18:35,560
In addition, DOS and Windows applications run much faster under this release of the operating system, and we integrate into the operating system multimedia features, which now will be standard on every system.

6746
05:18:35,560 --> 05:18:38,220
We'll get to see that a little bit later. Mary, thank you very much.

6747
05:18:38,340 --> 05:18:40,780
First of all, just give us a little introduction to this OS 2 desktop and some of the things you can do, John.

6748
05:18:40,780 --> 05:18:49,340
Okay, what many people so far have found very attractive is the ease of use, and many compare this to the Apple Macintosh, and some argue that it's easier to use than the Macintosh.

6749
05:18:49,860 --> 05:19:01,160
Because it builds into an object-oriented interface facilities such that a user can manipulate what are viewed to be everyday objects just by directly pointing to them and dragging to them.

6750
05:19:01,540 --> 05:19:02,500
So what we'll do is...

6751
05:19:02,500 --> 05:19:05,900
Will Tommy be driving the bus? Will Tommy be driving the bus soon?

6752
05:19:06,700 --> 05:19:11,100
We hope. We live in hope, Murray. We live in hope.

6753
05:19:11,100 --> 05:19:15,380
A program starts up which opens up that folder, and in it, I have a document called Top Secret.

6754
05:19:15,500 --> 05:19:19,740
That latest iteration of bus simulator, I've seen it. It looks fucking cash.

6755
05:19:19,800 --> 05:19:23,280
And what happened really underneath the covers is that the computer system...

6756
05:19:23,280 --> 05:19:27,720
There's people walking around on the side of the street, and they're not even on the street. They're hovering.

6757
05:19:27,720 --> 05:19:35,240
I didn't have to start deal with an application or deal with any file systems. The computer handled that for me, and that's the object-oriented nature that makes it easier to use.

6758
05:19:35,320 --> 05:19:36,660
What other examples would you have?

6759
05:19:36,740 --> 05:19:43,580
Now, part of it's direct manipulation also. For example, if I want to move something from a file, I can just take it out of the file folder and move it over.

6760
05:19:43,980 --> 05:19:51,240
Or if I want to file something in a particular document, I just dragged it over. I can also shred it or delete something just by bringing it over to a shredder.

6761
05:19:51,300 --> 05:19:51,920
Fucking hell.

6762
05:19:52,180 --> 05:19:54,840
Dragging it over and dropping it on the shredder, and it'll...

6763
05:19:54,840 --> 05:19:55,480
Master shredder.

6764
05:19:55,480 --> 05:19:57,840
I didn't do that accidentally, but it will now delete it,

6765
05:19:57,880 --> 05:19:59,120
and it's been deleted from that folder.

6766
05:19:59,620 --> 05:20:01,480
So those are just some of the basic manipulations

6767
05:20:01,480 --> 05:20:03,600
where before you might enter...

6768
05:20:03,600 --> 05:20:07,700
I'm nearly fucking developing photosensitive...

6769
05:20:07,700 --> 05:20:08,900
Is it epilepsy, is it?

6770
05:20:09,700 --> 05:20:11,600
It's the flashing of this fucking screen.

6771
05:20:12,220 --> 05:20:15,120
They didn't have the means to run a cable out

6772
05:20:15,120 --> 05:20:18,300
or the signal for the fucking screen out of a cable

6773
05:20:18,300 --> 05:20:20,340
into a box, a toolbox.

6774
05:20:20,920 --> 05:20:24,400
So they had to train a camera on a screen

6775
05:20:24,400 --> 05:20:26,080
which had a flicker going.

6776
05:20:27,280 --> 05:20:30,500
The camera could probably only max out

6777
05:20:30,500 --> 05:20:33,920
at like fucking, I don't know, 30 frames or something,

6778
05:20:34,080 --> 05:20:38,200
and you just end up with a fucking bad, bad image.

6779
05:20:40,320 --> 05:20:42,640
Through cryptic commands or through menus

6780
05:20:42,640 --> 05:20:45,000
and having to select from menus to perform an operation...

6781
05:20:45,000 --> 05:20:47,760
You end up with a real soy ring on your fucking forehead.

6782
05:20:48,500 --> 05:20:50,320
You're pointing to something, just dragging and dropping,

6783
05:20:50,420 --> 05:20:53,420
and people are finding that to make the system very easy to use.

6784
05:20:53,420 --> 05:20:56,700
And you can open up DOS applications, Windows applications in here.

6785
05:20:56,700 --> 05:20:57,040
Absolutely.

6786
05:20:57,220 --> 05:20:58,480
That's one of the attractive features.

6787
05:20:58,600 --> 05:20:59,940
We call this the integrating platform

6788
05:20:59,940 --> 05:21:02,200
because you can take existing DOS applications,

6789
05:21:02,360 --> 05:21:03,580
existing Windows applications,

6790
05:21:04,140 --> 05:21:06,720
install them, and have the user get additional benefits...

6791
05:21:06,720 --> 05:21:07,100
Not again.

6792
05:21:08,100 --> 05:21:09,820
Please, show us more.

6793
05:21:09,820 --> 05:21:10,880
People like that.

6794
05:21:11,720 --> 05:21:13,220
They get fairly stylish.

6795
05:21:13,420 --> 05:21:14,500
We don't quite like that.

6796
05:21:14,580 --> 05:21:16,220
This is the same series.

6797
05:21:16,840 --> 05:21:19,540
And we were watching the fucking pop psychology one.

6798
05:21:19,620 --> 05:21:20,860
Last time it didn't look this bad.

6799
05:21:21,320 --> 05:21:21,860
It's terrible.

6800
05:21:23,120 --> 05:21:25,280
Maybe it was just a different monitor.

6801
05:21:25,480 --> 05:21:27,720
I mean, George Oliver's in the house.

6802
05:21:27,980 --> 05:21:28,920
Royal Bank of Canada.

6803
05:21:29,200 --> 05:21:31,220
About using OS2 versus some of the other platforms.

6804
05:21:31,300 --> 05:21:33,000
Pretty much the same kind of idea.

6805
05:21:33,320 --> 05:21:36,300
In the bank, we have been crippled by DOS

6806
05:21:36,300 --> 05:21:38,460
in terms of getting business application out the door.

6807
05:21:38,620 --> 05:21:43,280
We spent more time re-engineering and figuring out memory maps.

6808
05:21:43,580 --> 05:21:46,200
And our network is many thousands of PCs.

6809
05:21:46,960 --> 05:21:50,860
So it's really important for us to get away from the handicaps of DOS

6810
05:21:50,860 --> 05:21:53,020
and into the next generation of operating system.

6811
05:21:53,020 --> 05:21:55,720
And some of the ease-of-use stuff that John talked about

6812
05:21:55,720 --> 05:21:57,880
also impressed us as well.

6813
05:21:58,940 --> 05:22:01,380
But a lot of the stuff that we're doing is actually

6814
05:22:01,380 --> 05:22:04,380
the inherently underneath the glass is really what we're after.

6815
05:22:04,520 --> 05:22:05,700
The wallpaper is yours, by the way.

6816
05:22:05,760 --> 05:22:06,880
I take it that doesn't come with ours.

6817
05:22:06,880 --> 05:22:11,000
Yeah, this is a standard Royal Bank wallpaper at the back here.

6818
05:22:11,720 --> 05:22:12,620
My cookie wallpaper.

6819
05:22:12,620 --> 05:22:14,420
Basically, I'm doing the same thing.

6820
05:22:14,480 --> 05:22:15,420
I'm bringing up memos.

6821
05:22:15,540 --> 05:22:17,380
This actually notepad is my notepad.

6822
05:22:17,440 --> 05:22:18,460
I use this all the time.

6823
05:22:18,860 --> 05:22:21,240
Again, you can call things the update paper.

6824
05:22:21,240 --> 05:22:22,660
He uses it all the time.

6825
05:22:23,140 --> 05:22:24,700
There's only two files in it.

6826
05:22:25,420 --> 05:22:29,000
Biotext and upgrade paper feedback doc.

6827
05:22:29,160 --> 05:22:31,940
You know, feedback and call things meaningful names.

6828
05:22:32,740 --> 05:22:34,920
I've also installed the latest CC Mail,

6829
05:22:35,020 --> 05:22:36,740
and I believe you're getting a...

6830
05:22:36,740 --> 05:22:39,380
We'll see a full look at CC Mail under OS2 later.

6831
05:22:39,380 --> 05:22:40,300
That's what I'm doing there.

6832
05:22:40,300 --> 05:22:43,440
Well, we're saving that fucking excitement for later, Stu, are we?

6833
05:22:43,520 --> 05:22:45,360
Document and saying I want to send it to someone.

6834
05:22:45,560 --> 05:22:47,700
Don't blow the CC load yet, man.

6835
05:22:47,700 --> 05:22:51,440
Up comes the CC Mail-based application.

6836
05:22:51,880 --> 05:22:55,340
Automatically, it's attached as an attached document.

6837
05:22:55,840 --> 05:22:58,260
I want to send it to myself for the purposes of this demo

6838
05:22:58,260 --> 05:23:00,240
and basically give it a title

6839
05:23:00,240 --> 05:23:04,040
and then go off and say, okay, mail that document.

6840
05:23:04,380 --> 05:23:08,080
So you can imagine the ability to do that

6841
05:23:08,080 --> 05:23:11,140
is very, very important for us

6842
05:23:11,140 --> 05:23:12,660
because it reduces the amount of time,

6843
05:23:12,800 --> 05:23:15,080
reduces the training, reduces the complexity of it.

6844
05:23:15,080 --> 05:23:18,760
Are they on about intranet now, like CCing and sending mail?

6845
05:23:19,120 --> 05:23:20,340
Because this is before internet.

6846
05:23:20,540 --> 05:23:23,100
Are they on about like a network of computers?

6847
05:23:23,820 --> 05:23:26,260
The underlying operating systems.

6848
05:23:27,040 --> 05:23:29,520
What I'll show you there is basically that's arrived.

6849
05:23:29,640 --> 05:23:30,740
There's a new file that arrived.

6850
05:23:30,820 --> 05:23:31,880
I can double click on that.

6851
05:23:31,880 --> 05:23:37,120
the screen on that laptop there the way it goes right down is he that's a laptop

6852
05:23:37,120 --> 05:23:41,480
where he's connected by VGA to that I'll show you there is basically that's arrived

6853
05:23:41,480 --> 05:23:46,640
there's a new file that arrived I can double click on that file bring it up let

6854
05:23:46,640 --> 05:23:51,280
people have a look at it more importantly the ability to take multiple vendors

6855
05:23:51,280 --> 05:23:55,820
products and have them work seamlessly together all on all on the same desktop

6856
05:23:55,820 --> 05:24:01,820
so basically I'm saying here is double click on that attached file what

6857
05:24:01,820 --> 05:24:06,860
happens was under the covers the operating system said that is a process it's a real

6858
05:24:06,860 --> 05:24:11,240
sleepy dream this bring up the word processor I didn't have to file the

6859
05:24:11,240 --> 05:24:16,340
document find it in a direct I think I've said it before it is like a fucking anti

6860
05:24:16,340 --> 05:24:21,380
anxiety medication watching these fucking things especially at this time it just

6861
05:24:21,380 --> 05:24:25,760
brings you it really just puts you on a real plane one he is basically hidden from

6862
05:24:25,760 --> 05:24:29,060
the viewer quickly George I have one little neat thing up there I know it doesn't

6863
05:24:29,060 --> 05:24:31,760
have much to do with OS 2 which have a utility of me the mouse

6864
05:24:31,760 --> 05:24:33,760
The mouse odometer, I know reviewers would like to see.

6865
05:24:33,760 --> 05:24:38,760
The mouse odometer is a critical app in my opinion.

6866
05:24:38,760 --> 05:24:44,760
So mouse odometer, I'm Canadian, so of course it's in kilometers.

6867
05:24:44,760 --> 05:24:51,760
And you can see that of course it's calculating how much distance this mouse is doing over this session.

6868
05:24:51,760 --> 05:24:55,760
And since January the 10th of this year, it's done 1.618 kilometers.

6869
05:24:55,760 --> 05:24:57,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6870
05:24:57,760 --> 05:24:58,760
Was it that funny?

6871
05:24:58,760 --> 05:24:59,760
Thank you very much.

6872
05:24:59,760 --> 05:25:01,760
All right, gentlemen, thank you very much.

6873
05:25:01,760 --> 05:25:11,760
Well, at the moment, OS 2 is the only 32-bit operating system on the market, but hovering out there somewhere is Windows NT from the moment.

6874
05:25:11,760 --> 05:25:12,760
It's a real busy little mouse thing.

6875
05:25:12,760 --> 05:25:13,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6876
05:25:13,760 --> 05:25:14,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6877
05:25:14,760 --> 05:25:15,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6878
05:25:15,760 --> 05:25:16,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6879
05:25:16,760 --> 05:25:17,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6880
05:25:17,760 --> 05:25:18,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6881
05:25:18,760 --> 05:25:19,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6882
05:25:19,760 --> 05:25:20,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6883
05:25:20,760 --> 05:25:21,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6884
05:25:21,760 --> 05:25:22,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6885
05:25:22,760 --> 05:25:23,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6886
05:25:23,760 --> 05:25:24,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6887
05:25:24,760 --> 05:25:25,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6888
05:25:25,760 --> 05:25:26,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6889
05:25:26,760 --> 05:25:27,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6890
05:25:27,760 --> 05:25:28,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6891
05:25:28,760 --> 05:25:29,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6892
05:25:29,760 --> 05:25:30,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6893
05:25:30,760 --> 05:25:31,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6894
05:25:31,760 --> 05:25:32,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6895
05:25:32,760 --> 05:25:33,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6896
05:25:33,760 --> 05:25:34,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6897
05:25:34,760 --> 05:25:35,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6898
05:25:35,760 --> 05:25:36,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6899
05:25:36,760 --> 05:25:37,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6900
05:25:37,760 --> 05:25:38,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6901
05:25:38,760 --> 05:25:39,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6902
05:25:39,760 --> 05:25:40,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6903
05:25:40,760 --> 05:25:41,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6904
05:25:41,760 --> 05:25:42,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6905
05:25:42,760 --> 05:25:43,760
So it's a real busy little mouse thing.

6906
05:25:43,760 --> 05:25:51,760
Is that true?

6907
05:25:51,760 --> 05:25:53,760
Thank you very much, Loda Shite.

6908
05:25:53,760 --> 05:25:55,760
Very, very kind of you.

6909
05:25:55,760 --> 05:25:59,760
Quite a jarring image of the face there of Creed Twitcher.

6910
05:25:59,760 --> 05:26:03,760
Last episode aired on 9/11 makes you think,

6911
05:26:03,760 --> 05:26:05,760
is that fucking true, man?

6912
05:26:05,760 --> 05:26:07,760
Because I think there was episodes that went out afterwards.

6913
05:26:07,760 --> 05:26:12,760
Where like, there, it was just as it was winding down then.

6914
05:26:12,760 --> 05:26:14,760
There was no need for Computer Chronicles anymore.

6915
05:26:14,760 --> 05:26:16,760
Thank you very much there, crazy.

6916
05:26:16,760 --> 05:26:19,760
The future of NT is its connectivity.

6917
05:26:19,760 --> 05:26:24,760
I mean, we've done things here where we've hooked it up to a Unix server via TCP/IP.

6918
05:26:24,760 --> 05:26:28,760
We've run SNA protocols and hooked it up to our mainframe.

6919
05:26:28,760 --> 05:26:33,760
We've had it on a network LAN and had it intercommunicate with all of these things,

6920
05:26:33,760 --> 05:26:36,760
more or less transparently.

6921
05:26:36,760 --> 05:26:37,760
It's not a distributed operating system.

6922
05:26:37,760 --> 05:26:39,760
ZD Freak, thank you very much.

6923
05:26:39,760 --> 05:26:40,760
It's a communicating operating system.

6924
05:26:40,760 --> 05:26:44,760
The 32-bit architecture of Windows NT makes it similar to Ambient...

6925
05:26:44,760 --> 05:26:47,760
And Loda Shite says, this tip is dedicated to my mother.

6926
05:26:47,760 --> 05:26:48,760
He's a big fan. Cheers.

6927
05:26:48,760 --> 05:26:49,760
Thank you very much.

6928
05:26:49,760 --> 05:26:53,760
...OS2 and multitasking and multi-threading capability.

6929
05:26:53,760 --> 05:26:58,760
The big difference, though, is NT's ability to run on multiple processors.

6930
05:26:58,760 --> 05:27:05,760
The lab's test manager, Bob Kane, says this will spawn a whole new class of multiprocessor file servers.

6931
05:27:05,760 --> 05:27:28,760
Right now, given the state of the 486 and the soon-to-be-released Pentium processors from Intel, the R4000 processor from MIPS, the Alpha processor from DEC, that we are going to see a wave of hardware that is just waiting for applications in an operating system to be able to exploit their capabilities.

6932
05:27:28,760 --> 05:27:33,760
And NT is going to be the operating system across all those platforms that will be able to do that.

6933
05:27:33,760 --> 05:27:47,760
Other advanced features expected in the finished version of Windows NT include the NTFS file system, individualized login capability for workgroup members, and increased power in applications like spreadsheets and CAD programs.

6934
05:27:47,760 --> 05:27:57,760
So, NT FS predates the FAT32 and then in 1993, so in '98 then, that's when you got FAT32.

6935
05:27:57,760 --> 05:28:01,760
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

6936
05:28:01,760 --> 05:28:06,760
That looks like a riot in there. I'd love to work in there.

6937
05:28:06,760 --> 05:28:08,760
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

6938
05:28:08,760 --> 05:28:26,760
While Windows NT is still in development, IBM is releasing version 2.1, which is the first time of Windows NT.

6939
05:28:26,760 --> 05:28:29,760
Thanks for the tip there, Bob Cade.

6940
05:28:29,760 --> 05:28:32,760
So let's find out more about what OS2 can do.

6941
05:28:32,760 --> 05:28:37,760
Joining us now, Carl Wong of Lotus Development, back with us, John Sawyering of IBM.

6942
05:28:37,760 --> 05:28:40,760
Sawyering is back, but he's backed up by fucking Wong.

6943
05:28:40,760 --> 05:28:46,760
Whose proper title should be Director of Software Development Programs, and back with us, Edwin Black of OS2 Professional.

6944
05:28:46,760 --> 05:28:51,760
Carl, let's turn to you, and Lotus, I guess, is doing a lot supporting OS2 with some of your applications, aren't you?

6945
05:28:51,760 --> 05:28:57,760
That's right. We've been shipping OS--123 for OS2 and Freelance for OS2 for a couple of years now.

6946
05:28:57,760 --> 05:29:02,760
And we'll also be shipping on Mi Pro as well as CC Mail for OS2 in the first quarter this year.

6947
05:29:02,760 --> 05:29:10,760
Okay, we saw a little bit of CC Mail running under OS2 before, but show us some of the features of CC Mail, in particular those that come out under OS2 that we wouldn't otherwise do.

6948
05:29:10,760 --> 05:29:14,760
Sure, what I'll be demonstrating here is CC Mail for the OS2 Workplace show.

6949
05:29:14,760 --> 05:29:16,760
And what we're looking at right now is this--

6950
05:29:16,760 --> 05:29:22,760
So we got an NFT guy. If you had Stuart Shaffey in 2023.

6951
05:29:22,760 --> 05:29:27,760
So, uh, 2022 when NFTs came out would be fucking funny.

6952
05:29:27,760 --> 05:29:42,760
So we got the crazy ape Yacht Club. Okay, you got this little draw--you got a picture here of a--of an ape. He's smoking a cigarette and--tell me a little bit more about this guy.

6953
05:29:42,760 --> 05:29:56,760
Okay, what--what next? You got another--we got another ape. He's--what's he got on his head? He's got a--a safari hat on and--okay, what else?

6954
05:29:56,760 --> 05:30:10,760
The CC Mail folder that installs upon the Workplace shell. Now, instead of having one single Exe, uh, as we do in other environments, the Workplace shell, we've actually taken the functionality of email and broke it out into separate Workplace shell objects.

6955
05:30:10,760 --> 05:30:16,760
So other, uh, functionality, uh, items that people might be familiar with, such as directories and inboxes, are in the folder.

6956
05:30:16,760 --> 05:30:23,760
And since they are true Workplace shell folders, I can go ahead and just drag and drop them out to the desktop, where I might want to normally have my inbox.

6957
05:30:23,760 --> 05:30:25,760
Uh-huh. Inbox?

6958
05:30:25,760 --> 05:30:27,760
We can go into the inbox, just by double-clicking.

6959
05:30:27,760 --> 05:30:28,760
Pomp up, you inbox!

6960
05:30:28,760 --> 05:30:36,760
Here we have our inbox. It's very much like a traditional email system. You can see who the message is from, the date, the size, the subject. To look at a message, we just double-click.

6961
05:30:36,760 --> 05:30:39,760
Handheld sausages! Thank you very much for the tip.

6962
05:30:39,760 --> 05:30:42,760
From, uh, user Denise to, uh, myself. And Cara Wonker. Thank you very much.

6963
05:30:42,760 --> 05:30:54,760
And, uh, it says asking for some sales forecast figures. Now, I could go ahead and normally reply to the message like I normally would in any other email system, but to take advantage of the Workplace shell that IBM has provided us, we can do drag and drop.

6964
05:30:54,760 --> 05:31:09,760
So, I have also to show you something new down here at the bottom. Something called the message template object, which, uh, works as a template under OS2. And I'll double-click to show you here what a message template object can do. In this case, this message template object is pre-addressed. Just go automatically to the sales group.

6965
05:31:09,760 --> 05:31:20,760
Mm-hmm. With a predefined subject. Ah, it's a fucking shiter. Now, if I wanted to go ahead and reply to it. It's a real stinker. Let's see if Sawyer's got any more fucking juice.

6966
05:31:20,760 --> 05:31:32,760
It's the next generation of applications, much like what Carl's been showing, but we've come up with one that IBM currently has in beta test called multi-motion matinee. And I'm gonna give you-

6967
05:31:32,760 --> 05:31:35,760
"Ultimotion" he said there, to the multi-

6968
05:31:35,760 --> 05:31:39,600
next generation of applications much like what Carl has been showing but we've come up with one that

6969
05:31:39,600 --> 05:31:45,700
IBM currently has in beta test called multi-motion matinee and I'm going to give you a little

6970
05:31:45,700 --> 05:31:50,380
demonstration of it before I go into it what we're going to see on here is very high resolution the

6971
05:31:50,380 --> 05:31:57,280
resolution of this is 240 pixels. Wonky Kong says I blew out the soy ring on my jeep last week.

6972
05:31:57,640 --> 05:32:03,960
Vertically 320 horizontally and that compares. I'm off to the doctor tomorrow to get the soy ring

6973
05:32:03,960 --> 05:32:13,440
looked at. It's not fucking working man and I'm having awful trouble maintaining consternation.

6974
05:32:13,440 --> 05:32:18,940
To the state of the art today in the industry on PCs are 160 times 120 or four times the density of the

6975
05:32:18,940 --> 05:32:25,040
resolution. Also this has a capability without any hardware assist not only to play full motion video

6976
05:32:25,040 --> 05:32:31,000
and the audio. Thanks very much there ulti motion. We're rocking the 320 by 240.

6977
05:32:32,160 --> 05:32:38,360
Other product in the industry that we're aware of can do that with software alone and this is just an example of the quality that you can get.

6978
05:32:39,960 --> 05:32:45,360
Wow look at that fucking condor or eagle whatever bird of prey it is it's sensual.

6979
05:32:47,720 --> 05:32:49,760
Can you hear the fidelity on the audio?

6980
05:32:51,060 --> 05:32:52,820
How many frames per second can we run?

6981
05:32:53,640 --> 05:33:03,440
I'm 25? 24 frames per second where the other products in the industry tend to run at about 15 or 10-15 I'd say.

6982
05:33:03,440 --> 05:33:05,760
Up to 15 frames per second. Do you know what I mean?

6983
05:33:05,840 --> 05:33:10,340
The other thing that you're seeing is that the or with a different...

6984
05:33:10,340 --> 05:33:14,380
What are we seeing here? What's he gonna say? Let's try and preempt it because we know we're in the future.

6985
05:33:14,720 --> 05:33:17,480
We have no reason to not know what this fella's gonna say.

6986
05:33:18,640 --> 05:33:20,440
What are we also seeing here?

6987
05:33:21,320 --> 05:33:26,380
Okay he's just... He just fucking blew the 25 frames per second load.

6988
05:33:27,120 --> 05:33:30,000
He's blown the 15 frames per second out the water.

6989
05:33:30,960 --> 05:33:31,960
Where else do we see him?

6990
05:33:32,720 --> 05:33:37,780
He's giving us the 320 by 240 standby mode.

6991
05:33:39,820 --> 05:33:42,240
Perfectly synchronized says DJ Monkey 64.

6992
05:33:43,080 --> 05:33:44,480
What else are we seeing here?

6993
05:33:44,760 --> 05:33:45,920
Look at... Look at what we're...

6994
05:33:45,920 --> 05:33:48,980
And this is just an example of the quality that you can get.

6995
05:33:51,320 --> 05:33:53,140
Did he mention color depth?

6996
05:33:53,680 --> 05:33:57,200
I think... You're right. I think you're onto something there with the fucking color depth.

6997
05:33:57,420 --> 05:33:58,820
He's gonna say something about...

6998
05:34:01,000 --> 05:34:02,820
RGB or fucking...

6999
05:34:06,420 --> 05:34:08,500
How many frames per second can we run through?

7000
05:34:08,560 --> 05:34:10,740
Now this is running at 24 frames per second.

7001
05:34:10,740 --> 05:34:14,820
Where the other products in the industry tend to run at about up to 15 frames per second.

7002
05:34:14,980 --> 05:34:17,060
The other thing that you're seeing is that the...

7003
05:34:17,060 --> 05:34:18,000
Is that the what?

7004
05:34:18,920 --> 05:34:19,480
Or...

7005
05:34:19,480 --> 05:34:21,660
He's struggling.

7006
05:34:22,520 --> 05:34:24,740
With a different audio clip that...

7007
05:34:24,740 --> 05:34:26,860
The audio is right in sync with the video.

7008
05:34:27,020 --> 05:34:28,420
If you had a human speaking...

7009
05:34:28,420 --> 05:34:31,060
Synchronization. Who said it? DJ Monkey 64.

7010
05:34:32,200 --> 05:34:33,140
Well done man.

7011
05:34:34,060 --> 05:34:35,800
You were there before everyone else.

7012
05:34:37,060 --> 05:34:39,240
The words would be coming out in sync with the lips.

7013
05:34:39,240 --> 05:34:40,240
And why is that? Why can you do that?

7014
05:34:40,240 --> 05:34:41,240
Why can you do that?

7015
05:34:41,240 --> 05:34:43,240
With OS2 we have a capability called multi-threading.

7016
05:34:43,240 --> 05:34:44,240
Where... Yeah.

7017
05:34:44,240 --> 05:34:47,060
Through... The video is on one thread. The audio is on the other.

7018
05:34:47,060 --> 05:34:49,240
You sawed your ring. Thank you very much.

7019
05:34:49,240 --> 05:34:54,240
...thread and we have items in the operating system allowing us to synchronize the two threads.

7020
05:34:54,240 --> 05:34:59,420
One of the wraps on OS2, John, is the hardware it takes to support it and run OS2.

7021
05:34:59,420 --> 05:35:00,420
Hardware support.

7022
05:35:00,420 --> 05:35:03,420
How much of a problem is that? What do you really need to run OS2 on your PC?

7023
05:35:03,420 --> 05:35:09,420
Well, OS2 will start off with any 32-bit Intel compatible processors like a 386SX or larger.

7024
05:35:09,420 --> 05:35:14,600
It will run with four megabytes of memory but we typically recommend six megabytes or more of memory.

7025
05:35:14,600 --> 05:35:17,600
And the minimum amount of disk space requires about 18 megabytes.

7026
05:35:17,600 --> 05:35:20,600
Though some people have been able to pair that back down to about 12 megabytes.

7027
05:35:20,600 --> 05:35:26,600
That's comparable to installing DOS, Windows, and some other facilities in which would take up a comparable amount of space.

7028
05:35:26,600 --> 05:35:32,280
But in this case you don't need to add DOS or Windows. It's already built into OS2 version 2.1 as well as 2.0.

7029
05:35:32,280 --> 05:35:42,780
That's right. Edwin, what do you think? I mean, are we going to see software support like Lotus is obviously providing to OS2 so that there'll be more of a balance out there in the world between OS2 and Windows?

7030
05:35:42,780 --> 05:35:45,120
Or is somebody going to win this war? What do you predict now?

7031
05:35:45,120 --> 05:35:54,660
Well, I think right now there are millions of people who are able to use OS2 with their existing DOS applications just through a DOS window.

7032
05:35:54,660 --> 05:36:02,040
I myself use five or six at any given time. And our cover story this month on OS2 Professional is about that very feature.

7033
05:36:02,040 --> 05:36:10,240
The question is whether the explosion of wonderful applications like we've seen here today is going to occur sooner or later.

7034
05:36:10,240 --> 05:36:19,760
The fuse has certainly been lit and whether it's going to be a short fuse or a long fuse is something that really the public is going to see, I think, in 1993.

7035
05:36:19,760 --> 05:36:22,720
Okay. Gentlemen, thank you very much. Very impressive stuff.

7036
05:36:22,720 --> 05:36:27,260
That's our look at OS2. Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access.

7037
05:36:30,100 --> 05:36:30,820
Gates!

7038
05:36:32,540 --> 05:36:35,000
Gates is published by Doubleday.

7039
05:36:35,500 --> 05:36:39,440
The Bible on Bill Gates, Microsoft, MS-DOS, and Windows.

7040
05:36:39,980 --> 05:36:44,700
The Ultimate Computer Manual by Stephen Maines and Paul Andrews.

7041
05:36:45,240 --> 05:36:45,840
Gates.

7042
05:36:45,840 --> 05:36:54,220
So many books in that era look of the early 90s, mid 90s with that fucking embossed...

7043
05:36:54,220 --> 05:36:56,380
What would you call that?

7044
05:36:57,460 --> 05:36:59,020
Is it embossed writing?

7045
05:36:59,860 --> 05:37:04,720
You'd always see it on kind of chiclet novels and stuff.

7046
05:37:05,720 --> 05:37:07,740
Daniel Steele is after you.

7047
05:37:13,160 --> 05:37:17,540
Probably fellas. There was probably Stephen King books with that sort of shit on it as well.

7048
05:37:20,540 --> 05:37:22,040
Jackie Collins is after you.

7049
05:37:28,380 --> 05:37:31,540
I'm ready to fucking publish and I'm fully embossed.

7050
05:37:32,540 --> 05:37:34,640
I'm ready to go to press tomorrow.

7051
05:37:36,220 --> 05:37:38,480
Gothic Serif, is it?

7052
05:37:38,480 --> 05:37:44,320
Random Access file this week. Digital equipment announced a new series of PCs called the Deck PC MT.

7053
05:37:44,760 --> 05:37:48,600
The new line features high-performance graphics technology for multimedia applications.

7054
05:37:48,600 --> 05:37:49,040
It looks shit!

7055
05:37:49,360 --> 05:37:54,600
It also takes up less desk space than a standard PC with its micro tower design.

7056
05:37:55,240 --> 05:37:56,600
Borland plans to bundle its Windows...

7057
05:37:56,600 --> 05:37:59,840
Fucking Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit.

7058
05:37:59,840 --> 05:38:06,380
...based Quattro Pro and Paradox. The package will be offered for under $200 for a limited time.

7059
05:38:06,380 --> 05:38:16,960
WordPerfect is shipping WordPerfect for the Macintosh version 2.1.3. The upgrade integrates the word processor with Grammatic 5 and the compression program Stuff It.

7060
05:38:18,220 --> 05:38:22,600
Stuff It. Ah, fucking Stuff It, man. Stuff It. We'll go to bed.

7061
05:38:22,600 --> 05:38:30,140
...and has cut prices up to 30% on its entire line of Bubblejet printers. At the same time, they're offering a $50 rebate on the...

7062
05:38:30,140 --> 05:38:33,380
Abraham Lincoln Biscuit is after you.

7063
05:38:34,680 --> 05:38:45,060
...BJ 200 desktop printer till May 31st. Taking a look at the best-selling utility programs according to Egghead Software, Stacker for DOS and Windows 3.0...

7064
05:38:45,060 --> 05:38:47,880
Fist it up your sawy ring. You can't.

7065
05:38:47,880 --> 05:38:52,840
...is number one on the PC side, while fun screensavers from Berkeley Systems are the lead...

7066
05:38:52,840 --> 05:39:00,340
After Dark. How long was After Dark on top of the charge? And how long was it going to stay there for? See?

7067
05:39:01,020 --> 05:39:06,360
Like, it's there for every fucking year throughout the 90s. It wasn't even that good.

7068
05:39:06,360 --> 05:39:16,380
...eating products on the Mac. It's tax time again, and we have a special report from Stuart Shaffey on what the IRS has to say about doing your taxes on your computer.

7069
05:39:17,040 --> 05:39:35,000
There are many ways to file your tax returns these days. Fill in the forms and mail them. Do them on your computer. Or just punch in the information directly to the IRS on a touch-tone phone. But using technology to do your taxes doesn't give you an excuse for making mistakes.

7070
05:39:35,000 --> 05:39:46,200
The taxpayer is always responsible for their own tax return, regardless of what medium that they use, and that's what you're basically doing when you sign your return. And when you're...

7071
05:39:46,200 --> 05:39:55,640
Lushinsky. Thank you very much there. Please plat... plat my form, is it? I didn't see the name there. I see that back again.

7072
05:39:55,640 --> 05:40:05,340
...you're talking about the taxpayer packages. It's still the information that the taxpayer gives to there. But for audit, you're no more or less subject to an audit filing this way than any other way.

7073
05:40:05,800 --> 05:40:10,420
The IRS is experimenting with electronic means of filing because, like any other...

7074
05:40:10,420 --> 05:40:13,860
Please play my friend from... yeah, I will. Thanks very much for the tip.

7075
05:40:13,860 --> 05:40:19,860
...organization these days. It's looking for ways to do its work more efficiently. But when you have a hundred...

7076
05:40:19,860 --> 05:40:29,300
...you're talking about the other people who are talking about, you're talking about the...

7077
05:40:29,300 --> 05:40:36,740
Thatch Bob Del Rivo, which was the technical term given to the fucking hairdo that she has there.

7078
05:40:36,740 --> 05:40:41,780
You would probably go into the hair salon and ask for the Del Rivo Special Thatch...

7079
05:40:41,780 --> 05:40:43,620
...Deluxe Edition...

7080
05:40:43,620 --> 05:40:46,740
...Volume 7. And that's what you'd come away with.

7081
05:40:46,740 --> 05:40:54,180
You'd put your head into one of those things that, like, it looks like a fucking UFO is coming down onto your head.

7082
05:40:54,180 --> 05:41:01,180
A real fucking curler dome. And you'd leave with that. A real Carlos Valderrama.

7083
05:41:01,180 --> 05:41:13,180
And when you're talking about the taxpayer packages, it's still the information that the taxpayer gives to there. But for audit, you're no more or less subject to an audit filing this way than any other way.

7084
05:41:13,180 --> 05:41:24,500
The IRS is experimenting with electronic means of filing because, like any other organization these days, it's looking for ways to do its work more efficiently. But when you have a hundred million...

7085
05:41:24,500 --> 05:41:26,020
Thanks, Beth, for the tip.

7086
05:41:26,020 --> 05:41:37,180
...people sending you their paperwork the same night, the challenge is a big one. So the IRS is hoping taxpayers will use computers and telephones, and not just the mail, to file their returns.

7087
05:41:37,180 --> 05:41:52,060
The IRS definitely wants taxpayers to use all these different alternatives. We're trying to make it less fearful, more comfortable. People are more comfortable with a PC. And it's just an alternative that an individual could use.

7088
05:41:52,060 --> 05:41:53,060
Unbelievable.

7089
05:41:53,060 --> 05:41:55,500
People are expected to file their taxes electronically.

7090
05:41:55,500 --> 05:42:03,340
Whoa. Look at that. World of file box. Fucking file box dystopia.

7091
05:42:03,340 --> 05:42:30,780
Imagine what would happen if you put the wrong sheet into the wrong fucking tray. Paper tray simulator. That's what happens when you reach level 59 on paper tray simulator. Have you got what it takes? She's so good, she needs three tiers. She's rocking two tiers. I reckon give her another six months, and we'll be putting her on the third tier.

7092
05:42:30,780 --> 05:42:57,780
She's like, "Here?" Like that is... She fucking knew what she was doing. Like there's a lot of fucking paper going left, right and center. Look at the way the design of these fucking things, the way they tilt up a little bit there. They tilt it. They lean into you just so that you can...

7093
05:42:57,780 --> 05:42:59,780
pop it into that paper tree. Just little subtle things of the design that people don't really care about. She's really going heavy on it. You one there? She's behind. She needs to catch up. This one. She came in early. She started at fucking half six. You're not even meant to be in the place until 8:30.

7094
05:42:59,780 --> 05:43:01,880
pop it into that paper tree.

7095
05:43:04,260 --> 05:43:06,280
Just little subtle things of the design

7096
05:43:06,280 --> 05:43:07,600
that people don't really care about.

7097
05:43:09,160 --> 05:43:10,680
She's really going heavy on it.

7098
05:43:11,700 --> 05:43:12,400
You one there?

7099
05:43:13,840 --> 05:43:15,100
She's behind.

7100
05:43:16,220 --> 05:43:17,520
She needs to catch up.

7101
05:43:18,600 --> 05:43:18,980
This one.

7102
05:43:19,720 --> 05:43:20,560
She came in early.

7103
05:43:20,860 --> 05:43:23,340
She started at fucking half six.

7104
05:43:24,180 --> 05:43:25,960
You're not even meant to be in the place

7105
05:43:25,960 --> 05:43:27,720
until 8.30.

7106
05:43:28,160 --> 05:43:29,840
She comes in two hours before.

7107
05:43:30,840 --> 05:43:32,780
She has the work done by lunch.

7108
05:43:33,360 --> 05:43:34,340
But she doesn't go home.

7109
05:43:35,040 --> 05:43:36,700
She stays and does more work.

7110
05:43:37,540 --> 05:43:38,100
And you know what?

7111
05:43:38,600 --> 05:43:41,320
She doesn't even claim the extra time.

7112
05:43:42,100 --> 05:43:43,000
Just loves the job.

7113
05:43:43,000 --> 05:43:45,020
Lives for the fucking tree.

7114
05:43:45,820 --> 05:43:47,460
She lives to tree.

7115
05:43:51,040 --> 05:43:52,180
Look at that guy.

7116
05:43:54,020 --> 05:43:55,520
He wasn't going to fucking

7117
05:43:55,520 --> 05:43:58,000
jeopardize

7118
05:43:58,000 --> 05:44:00,140
or compromise on his style.

7119
05:44:00,620 --> 05:44:02,160
For the fucking paper world.

7120
05:44:03,200 --> 05:44:04,200
He's going to come in

7121
05:44:04,200 --> 05:44:07,680
and really rock that fucking back cap.

7122
05:44:08,300 --> 05:44:09,220
Back capping.

7123
05:44:09,820 --> 05:44:10,540
Straight up.

7124
05:44:10,620 --> 05:44:11,120
No cap.

7125
05:44:11,240 --> 05:44:11,560
For real.

7126
05:44:11,660 --> 05:44:11,980
For real.

7127
05:44:12,680 --> 05:44:15,020
Thanks very much there for the tip there.

7128
05:44:15,140 --> 05:44:16,580
I missed who it was.

7129
05:44:16,640 --> 05:44:17,240
I'll get to you now.

7130
05:44:17,240 --> 05:44:27,120
Shit job simulator.

7131
05:44:27,120 --> 05:44:27,760
Thank you very much.

7132
05:44:27,760 --> 05:44:28,540
Paper blaster.

7133
05:44:28,660 --> 05:44:29,260
Thank you very much.

7134
05:44:29,260 --> 05:44:31,020
New form 1040 PC.

7135
05:44:31,920 --> 05:44:35,400
In Ohio, the IRS is now experimenting with telephone filing.

7136
05:44:35,880 --> 05:44:37,100
You call a toll free number.

7137
05:44:37,100 --> 05:44:37,100
You call a toll free number.

7138
05:44:37,100 --> 05:44:42,000
And with a touch tone phone, just enter your wages, deductions and withholdings.

7139
05:44:42,080 --> 05:44:43,780
World of tax.

7140
05:44:43,940 --> 05:44:49,820
Each year we try to add either an addition to the current program that we have or another alternative.

7141
05:44:50,440 --> 05:44:58,520
And I do see that this system will be changing as people become more comfortable with PCs and have more personal computers in their home.

7142
05:44:58,520 --> 05:45:00,020
Become more comfortable with it.

7143
05:45:00,380 --> 05:45:02,860
I see that this will be definitely a growing trend.

7144
05:45:03,060 --> 05:45:10,240
For more information on tax preparation software available, look for the March issue of Home Office Computing or PC World magazines.

7145
05:45:10,400 --> 05:45:11,100
I will, Janelle.

7146
05:45:11,160 --> 05:45:11,980
Thanks very much.

7147
05:45:12,080 --> 05:45:13,760
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

7148
05:45:13,900 --> 05:45:14,960
I'm Janelle Stelzen.

7149
05:45:15,460 --> 05:45:16,280
All the best, Janelle.

7150
05:45:16,340 --> 05:45:16,740
See you later.

7151
05:45:17,020 --> 05:45:24,920
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7152
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7153
05:45:28,260 --> 05:45:31,080
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7154
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7155
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7156
05:45:47,800 --> 05:45:49,880
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7157
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7175
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7176
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7178
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7183
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7184
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7185
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7186
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7187
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7188
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7189
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7190
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7191
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7192
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7193
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7194
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7195
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7196
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7197
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7198
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7199
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7200
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7211
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7214
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7215
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7216
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7217
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7218
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7219
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7220
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7224
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7225
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7226
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7228
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7229
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7230
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7231
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7232
05:47:33,980 --> 05:47:41,780
I was a little bit too far ahead of the curve because 93, of course, there's going to be no digital wallet.

7233
05:47:41,780 --> 05:47:49,980
You had bank accounts and maybe a bank card would have been the digital fucking thing that you'd use to get that money out.

7234
05:47:49,980 --> 05:47:55,980
I think you're not going to have like a crypto wallet you have nowadays, any that sort of stuff or a Revolut.

7235
05:47:55,980 --> 05:47:59,980
But I like where it has gone.

7236
05:47:59,980 --> 05:48:01,980
I just don't know whether or not I could fucking watch this now.

7237
05:48:01,980 --> 05:48:09,980
But he's got a big, massive fuck off organizer that has a stupid calculator in it and loads of other stuff as well.

7238
05:48:09,980 --> 05:48:15,980
Why would he be sat down at the marina in San Francisco?

7239
05:48:15,980 --> 05:48:19,980
I've never been there, but I've seen it in films and on video games and stuff.

7240
05:48:19,980 --> 05:48:23,980
Why would you be like fucking going through receipts like that?

7241
05:48:23,980 --> 05:48:24,980
I can never remember this.

7242
05:48:24,980 --> 05:48:25,980
I can never remember that.

7243
05:48:25,980 --> 05:48:29,980
But, but then, you know, oh, well, wait a second.

7244
05:48:29,980 --> 05:48:33,980
I remember all this stuff because I have it in my organizer now.

7245
05:48:33,980 --> 05:48:34,980
I know I had it in here.

7246
05:48:34,980 --> 05:48:43,980
It was in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 or probably Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4.

7247
05:48:43,980 --> 05:48:45,980
Here's some, hey, wait a minute.

7248
05:48:45,980 --> 05:48:46,980
I'm organized now.

7249
05:48:46,980 --> 05:48:47,980
I don't have to do that routine anymore.

7250
05:48:47,980 --> 05:48:48,980
Wait a minute.

7251
05:48:48,980 --> 05:48:50,980
That's a nice piece of acting.

7252
05:48:50,980 --> 05:48:53,980
It's a day runner.

7253
05:48:53,980 --> 05:48:56,980
I have my organizer software for my laptop.

7254
05:48:56,980 --> 05:49:00,980
I have my high tech TI time runner, but I forgot to put the address in here.

7255
05:49:00,980 --> 05:49:02,980
Tomorrow I'm going to get organized.

7256
05:49:02,980 --> 05:49:03,980
Does that sound familiar?

7257
05:49:03,980 --> 05:49:12,980
Well, it is actually easy to do that these days and we'll help you out by showing you the best new organizer software and hardware on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

7258
05:49:12,980 --> 05:49:17,980
Look, T and Spice.

7259
05:49:17,980 --> 05:49:20,980
T and Spice behind him there.

7260
05:49:20,980 --> 05:49:22,980
Where's the fucking thing?

7261
05:49:22,980 --> 05:49:24,980
Go back out of there.

7262
05:49:32,980 --> 05:49:33,980
T and Spice.

7263
05:49:33,980 --> 05:49:34,980
The Computer Chronicles.

7264
05:49:34,980 --> 05:49:35,980
The Computer Chronicles.

7265
05:49:39,980 --> 05:49:42,980
Cardware Computer Chronicles episode.

7266
05:49:42,980 --> 05:49:47,980
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel.

7267
05:49:47,980 --> 05:49:52,980
Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow.

7268
05:49:52,980 --> 05:49:54,980
Intel, the computer inside.

7269
05:49:54,980 --> 05:49:55,980
Additional materials.

7270
05:49:55,980 --> 05:50:04,980
Additional bomb making materials can be found online at.

7271
05:50:04,980 --> 05:50:06,980
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

7272
05:50:06,980 --> 05:50:07,980
I'm Stuart Chiffey and with me.

7273
05:50:07,980 --> 05:50:08,980
Okay.

7274
05:50:08,980 --> 05:50:11,980
And we've got the anarchist's cookbook.

7275
05:50:11,980 --> 05:50:12,980
Coming up today.

7276
05:50:12,980 --> 05:50:17,980
You want to learn how to make bomb making material.

7277
05:50:17,980 --> 05:50:22,980
Today is Crystal Waters, West Coast editor for this magazine, Home Office Computing Magazine.

7278
05:50:22,980 --> 05:50:28,980
And in this magazine, Crystal, you've just reviewed this new sharp wizard, Oz 9600, which is the top of the line.

7279
05:50:28,980 --> 05:50:31,980
This brand new book will get you on a watch list.

7280
05:50:31,980 --> 05:50:35,980
It's called the anarchist's cookbook.

7281
05:50:35,980 --> 05:50:36,980
Of the sharp line.

7282
05:50:36,980 --> 05:50:38,980
There are so many of these organizers out there.

7283
05:50:38,980 --> 05:50:39,980
You almost have to get.

7284
05:50:39,980 --> 05:50:41,980
Handheld explosive devices.

7285
05:50:41,980 --> 05:50:43,980
To figure out which organizer you're going to buy.

7286
05:50:43,980 --> 05:50:45,980
But let's take a look at this one.

7287
05:50:45,980 --> 05:50:46,980
This new Oz 9600.

7288
05:50:46,980 --> 05:50:52,980
It's Crystal Waters the fucking same name of the tune that.

7289
05:50:52,980 --> 05:50:56,980
Da da dee da da da da da da da da da da.

7290
05:50:58,980 --> 05:51:00,980
Her name's not Crystal Waters, is it?

7291
05:51:00,980 --> 05:51:01,980
The Oster.

7292
05:51:01,980 --> 05:51:03,980
The water is West Coast.

7293
05:51:03,980 --> 05:51:04,980
It fucking is.

7294
05:51:04,980 --> 05:51:06,980
Let's just see if I'm right there.

7295
05:51:10,980 --> 05:51:11,980
Let's just see if I'm right there.

7296
05:51:11,980 --> 05:51:13,980
Let's just see if I'm right there.

7297
05:51:21,980 --> 05:51:23,980
Fucking unreal.

7298
05:51:23,980 --> 05:51:25,980
Crystal Waters.

7299
05:51:27,980 --> 05:51:30,980
We can put this on while she's doing her thing.

7300
05:51:30,980 --> 05:51:32,980
Editor for this magazine, Home Office.

7301
05:51:32,980 --> 05:51:33,980
I'm Stuart Chiffey.

7302
05:51:33,980 --> 05:51:37,980
And with me today is Crystal Waters, West Coast editor for this magazine, Home Office.

7303
05:51:37,980 --> 05:51:38,980
Computing magazine.

7304
05:51:38,980 --> 05:51:44,980
And in this magazine, Crystal, you've just reviewed this new sharp wizard, Oz 9600, which is the top of the line.

7305
05:51:44,980 --> 05:51:45,980
The sharp line.

7306
05:51:45,980 --> 05:51:47,980
There are so many of these organizers out there.

7307
05:51:47,980 --> 05:51:50,980
You almost have to organize to figure out which organizer you're going to buy.

7308
05:51:50,980 --> 05:51:51,980
But let's take a look at this one.

7309
05:51:51,980 --> 05:51:53,980
This new Oz 9600.

7310
05:51:53,980 --> 05:51:55,980
Runa, give us a little guided tour and show us the features of this one.

7311
05:51:55,980 --> 05:52:01,980
Well, the difference between this and the other wizards and other organizers is that there's a pen in which you can move around.

7312
05:52:01,980 --> 05:52:03,980
Choose different dates.

7313
05:52:03,980 --> 05:52:04,980
PDA.

7314
05:52:04,980 --> 05:52:05,980
Today's date.

7315
05:52:05,980 --> 05:52:06,980
Today's date.

7316
05:52:06,980 --> 05:52:07,980
PDA.

7317
05:52:07,980 --> 05:52:08,980
Today's date.

7318
05:52:08,980 --> 05:52:09,980
PDA.

7319
05:52:09,980 --> 05:52:10,980
Today's date.

7320
05:52:10,980 --> 05:52:11,980
PDA.

7321
05:52:11,980 --> 05:52:12,980
Today's date.

7322
05:52:12,980 --> 05:52:13,980
PDA.

7323
05:52:13,980 --> 05:52:14,980
Today's date.

7324
05:52:14,980 --> 05:52:15,980
PDA.

7325
05:52:15,980 --> 05:52:16,980
Crystal Waters.

7326
05:52:16,980 --> 05:52:18,980
The waters

7327
05:52:23,380 --> 05:52:28,520
Double-click and one of the nice things about the pan is you can actually do kind of goes like chef a wave

7328
05:52:36,760 --> 05:52:38,760
Where's the fucking name?

7329
05:52:40,400 --> 05:52:46,960
Welcome to the computer chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey and with me today is crystal waters west coast editor for this magazine home

7330
05:52:46,960 --> 05:52:52,080
I'm Stuart Shiffey and with me today is crystal waters west coast editor for this magazine home

7331
05:52:52,080 --> 05:52:55,200
Can't you port on there also right on the back here?

7332
05:52:55,760 --> 05:53:06,880
There's a little infrared if you have a sharp wizard like this you and I can exchange information about having to put in cables between that's enough of that output can I print from that wizard?

7333
05:53:06,960 --> 05:53:14,040
Yes, there are cables that you can connect to your computer to trade information or through wizard for this kind of contraption you got here

7334
05:53:14,960 --> 05:53:16,960
Have you got a wizard for this?

7335
05:53:18,560 --> 05:53:20,560
You can keep a wizard at home

7336
05:53:22,560 --> 05:53:33,640
You want to buy the full package it comes with its own wizard that you can bring home the wizard comes in a box and and you can store it in the attic or under your staircase?

7337
05:53:35,880 --> 05:53:38,880
You need to feed the wizard day in day out?

7338
05:53:39,480 --> 05:53:43,100
He casts a number of magic spells on your software?

7339
05:53:43,480 --> 05:53:48,080
He casts the number of magic spells on your hardware to ensure the safety?

7340
05:53:49,680 --> 05:53:56,280
Or copy copy or thank you very much printer or you can get an infrared box that you connect to your printer and just print with and I

7341
05:53:56,280 --> 05:53:59,880
Also, I can attach a modem to this thing so I can actually use it as an online terminal

7342
05:53:59,880 --> 05:54:02,760
Right, we can look at the terminal mode

7343
05:54:03,880 --> 05:54:11,880
If we click on here, you see we have CompuServe, AT&T, you can get onto MCI mail and download all your mail that way

7344
05:54:11,880 --> 05:54:15,880
Looks pretty neat to me. Alright, today we'll look at several of the organizer options

7345
05:54:15,880 --> 05:54:20,840
Software for the PC and for the Macintosh and hardware to put in the palm of your hand

7346
05:54:21,560 --> 05:54:27,400
Handheld, thank you floppy copier. Now the major competitor for Sharp in the palm top category is Casio

7347
05:54:27,400 --> 05:54:31,320
So having just looked at the wizard, let's turn now to the Casio Boss

7348
05:54:33,320 --> 05:54:36,600
Boss stands for a business organizer scheduling system

7349
05:54:37,080 --> 05:54:45,800
The Casio Executive Boss model SFR20 is packed with all the basic organizer features like a to-do list manager, telephone directory,

7350
05:54:45,960 --> 05:54:49,480
Calculator, reminder mode and calendar, but that's not all

7351
05:54:50,040 --> 05:54:53,560
There is a built-in spreadsheet which is a big attraction for this particular unit

7352
05:54:53,800 --> 05:54:58,040
This is written by Lucid3D and it is Lotus 1-2-3 file compatible

7353
05:54:58,040 --> 05:55:03,240
Which means that if you have Lotus 1-2-3 in a PC, you can take the files that you have on the PC and

7354
05:55:03,640 --> 05:55:04,520
Digi-closure

7355
05:55:04,520 --> 05:55:06,680
Download them into this spreadsheet and work with them

7356
05:55:06,680 --> 05:55:11,320
You can also create your own files or you can use some of the templates that we supply you with

7357
05:55:11,320 --> 05:55:15,720
One for example is a mortgage function where it allows you to figure out how

7358
05:55:15,720 --> 05:55:17,720
How much house you can afford? Optional

7359
05:55:18,520 --> 05:55:20,440
How much house you can afford?

7360
05:55:21,480 --> 05:55:25,320
There's only a little, there's only, you can only afford about 20% of this house

7361
05:55:25,320 --> 05:55:29,560
There's a mortgage function where it allows you to figure out how much house you can afford

7362
05:55:30,040 --> 05:55:37,640
Optional IC cards provide extra memory and applications like expense tracking, dictionaries or restaurant and wine guides

7363
05:55:38,360 --> 05:55:39,400
RAM card

7364
05:55:39,400 --> 05:55:40,280
A password key

7365
05:55:41,160 --> 05:55:46,840
You shove a RAM card in that boss, you're really gonna be dealing with some amazing new

7366
05:55:47,400 --> 05:55:51,800
Spreadsheets, once you cram that boss full of a brand new RAM card

7367
05:55:52,600 --> 05:55:57,880
You're really gonna be dealing with two spreadsheets at the same time

7368
05:55:57,880 --> 05:55:59,880
You can switch between them at the same time

7369
05:55:59,880 --> 05:56:06,600
Any data that you feel is confidential, you wouldn't want somebody to see if you lent the unit or it got lost or stolen

7370
05:56:06,600 --> 05:56:10,840
You can put under a password key, we have a special key dedicated to that

7371
05:56:11,240 --> 05:56:16,120
And you can protect it with a password that only you know or you can give that password out to a business associate or

7372
05:56:16,120 --> 05:56:18,680
Or spouse if you want them to be able to see the data also

7373
05:56:19,080 --> 05:56:21,960
The other important aspect is the fact that they're PC linkable

7374
05:56:22,360 --> 05:56:28,520
Is that the same Bruce that we seen earlier on? Thank you very much. Don't you access me that way. Thank you very much

7375
05:56:29,400 --> 05:56:31,960
Which means you can exchange data with a PC or a Macintosh

7376
05:56:32,360 --> 05:56:35,080
Attach a modem to the SF9600 model

7377
05:56:35,640 --> 05:56:37,800
Is that Bruce that was... Oh, that's a different Bruce

7378
05:56:37,800 --> 05:56:40,280
And you can send email, faxes and pages

7379
05:56:41,000 --> 05:56:49,960
Casio is also working on the next generation personal organizer, a new pen-based personal information processor called the XL7000

7380
05:56:51,000 --> 05:56:53,480
Pen-based information processing unit

7381
05:56:53,480 --> 05:56:59,160
We're going to try and make an affordable unit and offer a lot of value by bundling in a lot of content into the unit

7382
05:56:59,160 --> 05:57:03,400
Things that may be optional on a computer or an organizer as far as software applications

7383
05:57:03,400 --> 05:57:06,440
We will attempt to put inside the unit so that when you purchase it

7384
05:57:06,440 --> 05:57:10,840
Everything you need and probably everything you'd ever want would be inside the unit

7385
05:57:10,840 --> 05:57:13,640
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson

7386
05:57:13,640 --> 05:57:18,040
Wow, look at that action there, sliding that comm card into the boss machine

7387
05:57:18,040 --> 05:57:28,120
Wow! 10th anniversary season

7388
05:57:28,760 --> 05:57:36,520
The Seiko UC2000, the first wrist-top information organizer with external keypad attachment came out in 1984

7389
05:57:36,520 --> 05:57:59,240
Okay, you have a desktop Macintosh or a power book and you want to get organized here to show us two great options for you are Dan Chadwick, developer of InControl and also with us Todd Lockwood, designer of Office Manager. Dan, let me start with you. And so our audience knows you're the guy who wrote FileMaker for Apple originally, right?

7390
05:57:59,240 --> 05:58:21,960
A wrist! I've only just realized that it said it was a wrist top. Yes. Like what could you fucking do on that? You couldn't... You probably had one button the way most digital watches had. You had a little bit of experience in database management. Have you applied that approach really to dealing with a personal information manager? Yes, we have. We view...

7391
05:58:21,960 --> 05:58:29,380
And yet again, the person on the left is probably the more interesting of the two.

7392
05:58:30,920 --> 05:58:34,400
Lockwood on the right is more business tried and tested.

7393
05:58:40,720 --> 05:58:43,500
What else? Thank you very much. What else?

7394
05:58:43,500 --> 05:58:49,180
To whom what's important now and being able to access that quickly will make people more productive.

7395
05:58:49,340 --> 05:58:54,680
So in In Control, you're going beyond appointments and scheduling and phone numbers and that usual kind of stuff?

7396
05:58:55,200 --> 05:58:58,360
Absolutely. Actually, we've sort of turned the database problem upside down,

7397
05:58:58,520 --> 05:59:02,820
whereas most products focus on calendars and scheduling meetings and appointments.

7398
05:59:03,280 --> 05:59:09,440
While we do that, we feel that the most valuable part of that and the part that benefits most from using a computer

7399
05:59:09,940 --> 05:59:15,080
is looking at large amounts of information and getting just exactly the information you need.

7400
05:59:15,140 --> 05:59:16,720
All right. Show me what you mean.

7401
05:59:16,880 --> 05:59:21,140
You have a bit of a calendar up there now and explain how that relates to the rest of it.

7402
05:59:21,740 --> 05:59:25,000
Exactly. There are two panes here in this window.

7403
05:59:25,140 --> 05:59:26,040
Ugh. Fucking a pain.

7404
05:59:26,260 --> 05:59:27,800
This is a list of all my two to-do items.

7405
05:59:28,140 --> 05:59:29,680
Pain is the operative word, man.

7406
05:59:29,780 --> 05:59:31,900
And should they appear on two panes?

7407
05:59:32,280 --> 05:59:33,960
On the calendar. Here's a calendar.

7408
05:59:34,140 --> 05:59:36,840
So that's sort of the normal calendar. Here's what I'm going to do when view.

7409
05:59:37,180 --> 05:59:37,540
Exactly.

7410
05:59:38,040 --> 05:59:38,880
In terms of...

7411
05:59:38,880 --> 05:59:41,020
Let's just move along there, man.

7412
05:59:41,100 --> 05:59:44,100
...and in a data diagnosis, we have to fail each on just the information.

7413
05:59:44,640 --> 05:59:47,020
Dolores. Priority. Critical.

7414
05:59:48,520 --> 05:59:49,300
Right report.

7415
05:59:51,400 --> 05:59:52,260
Oh my God.

7416
05:59:52,300 --> 05:59:56,300
You can crank up Office Manager, and if you can do two things at once here for a minute while you're doing that.

7417
05:59:56,840 --> 06:00:01,480
I guess, Todd, you're an exam. I mean, you're not a software developer guy, really.

7418
06:00:01,540 --> 06:00:05,400
You were running your own business, and you're looking for good information management software,

7419
06:00:05,400 --> 06:00:07,060
and you didn't find anything you liked, so you forgot.

7420
06:00:07,060 --> 06:00:07,820
I'll write it myself.

7421
06:00:07,820 --> 06:00:08,620
Exactly.

7422
06:00:08,980 --> 06:00:10,180
And you came up with Office Manager.

7423
06:00:10,260 --> 06:00:14,700
Yeah, you know, the problem a lot of small businesses have, Stuart, is that there's just not time.

7424
06:00:16,160 --> 06:00:19,460
We got Todd Lockwood down here from White Crow Software.

7425
06:00:19,660 --> 06:00:21,660
...a self-employed person on a Mac.

7426
06:00:21,740 --> 06:00:25,520
There's not time to do all the little things that you need to do,

7427
06:00:25,580 --> 06:00:28,980
and the problem is the time spent on the computer usually isn't time that's billable.

7428
06:00:29,580 --> 06:00:34,380
So we're trying to give those people a program that will allow them to rock...

7429
06:00:34,380 --> 06:00:36,100
...from Silver Fox Industries.

7430
06:00:36,300 --> 06:00:39,720
...writing letters, tracking jobs, staying in touch with people,

7431
06:00:40,100 --> 06:00:41,880
so that they can get back to the things that really make sense.

7432
06:00:41,880 --> 06:00:45,480
Does a White Crow even exist in the world?

7433
06:00:47,360 --> 06:00:51,220
We got fucking Todd from White Crow Industries over here.

7434
06:00:51,220 --> 06:01:04,160
Oh my god, it does! It's an Albino Crow look!

7435
06:01:04,160 --> 06:01:14,280
Or does it? Is that just a Photoshop? It's a fantasy, is it?

7436
06:01:15,240 --> 06:01:16,360
White-necked crow.

7437
06:01:19,000 --> 06:01:22,240
It's a rare White Crow look. There was a sighting of one.

7438
06:01:33,280 --> 06:01:37,420
Luchistic crows are not... Luchistic crows are not common.

7439
06:01:40,420 --> 06:01:48,860
Lisa Shabbat's sighting of a rare White Crow this week has challenged the commonplace assumption that all crows are black.

7440
06:01:48,860 --> 06:01:52,540
Shabbat, who lives in Glade, British Columbia,

7441
06:01:54,820 --> 06:01:56,460
northwest of Castle Gar.

7442
06:01:57,360 --> 06:02:02,440
You don't Castle... Do you see any of those white crows flying around fucking Castle Gar, man?

7443
06:02:03,200 --> 06:02:04,240
Send them my way.

7444
06:02:05,780 --> 06:02:07,400
He's not an albino.

7445
06:02:08,080 --> 06:02:10,180
He doesn't have the pink eyes.

7446
06:02:10,960 --> 06:02:12,720
And his legs are white.

7447
06:02:14,620 --> 06:02:18,580
Shabbat, a ferry operator, told host Sarah Penton...

7448
06:02:18,580 --> 06:02:20,940
It's unreal.

7449
06:02:21,680 --> 06:02:26,880
Maybe Castle Gar is like Castle Bar, because this is a real Castle Bar quote.

7450
06:02:27,120 --> 06:02:27,340
Look.

7451
06:02:27,940 --> 06:02:29,480
So did you see the White Crow? You did.

7452
06:02:29,720 --> 06:02:30,000
Yeah.

7453
06:02:30,460 --> 06:02:31,280
It's unreal.

7454
06:02:32,080 --> 06:02:33,420
I can't believe it.

7455
06:02:35,260 --> 06:02:36,760
Not a common phenomenon.

7456
06:02:37,300 --> 06:02:41,880
Shabbat took a quick photo of the White Crow and shared the image on Sock Med,

7457
06:02:42,580 --> 06:02:47,440
where she wrote that it was a 1 in 10,000 chance to see that kind of bird.

7458
06:02:48,380 --> 06:02:50,100
Her post triggered...

7459
06:02:50,100 --> 06:02:51,460
Many people, look.

7460
06:02:51,540 --> 06:02:54,100
Triggered enthusiastic discussions among residents...

7461
06:02:55,600 --> 06:02:58,180
across West Kootenay.

7462
06:03:00,220 --> 06:03:04,560
Who said they'd also seen a White Crow in surrounding communities like Slocan...

7463
06:03:06,100 --> 06:03:07,480
and Crescent Valley.

7464
06:03:10,600 --> 06:03:12,580
Fucking hell, look at the beak on that cunt.

7465
06:03:13,240 --> 06:03:13,560
That is...

7466
06:03:14,120 --> 06:03:14,560
That's bizarre.

7467
06:03:14,560 --> 06:03:15,260
That is bizarre.

7468
06:03:16,220 --> 06:03:17,700
That is scary, man.

7469
06:03:18,980 --> 06:03:20,200
That's a White Raven.

7470
06:03:20,200 --> 06:03:28,000
Thanks very much there, Jack.

7471
06:03:28,820 --> 06:03:30,640
I can't see because of the fucking White.

7472
06:03:31,820 --> 06:03:32,720
Jack Crispy.

7473
06:03:32,780 --> 06:03:33,500
Thank you very much.

7474
06:03:34,880 --> 06:03:36,680
It's sort of like albinism,

7475
06:03:36,960 --> 06:03:39,420
but it's not full albinism.

7476
06:03:39,980 --> 06:03:40,600
Do you know what I mean?

7477
06:03:41,860 --> 06:03:45,500
If a bird has a genetic abnormality or a mutation,

7478
06:03:46,100 --> 06:03:48,420
then they have the inability to produce melanin.

7479
06:03:49,260 --> 06:03:50,380
So when they grow feathers,

7480
06:03:50,760 --> 06:03:51,660
they grow in white.

7481
06:03:57,780 --> 06:03:58,600
Interesting stuff.

7482
06:04:02,880 --> 06:04:05,180
And you're kind of focused on the small business environment.

7483
06:04:05,180 --> 06:04:05,780
Yeah, very definitely.

7484
06:04:06,040 --> 06:04:06,440
Definitely.

7485
06:04:06,440 --> 06:04:08,520
We're really focusing on the home business,

7486
06:04:08,820 --> 06:04:09,600
the self-employed...

7487
06:04:09,600 --> 06:04:10,820
Fell down the rabbit hole,

7488
06:04:10,920 --> 06:04:11,640
says Wanky Kang.

7489
06:04:11,760 --> 06:04:13,680
More like the crow pipe.

7490
06:04:13,880 --> 06:04:14,780
...employed business.

7491
06:04:15,020 --> 06:04:17,420
Basically any business that has one Macintosh.

7492
06:04:17,940 --> 06:04:19,040
Fell down the crow pipe.

7493
06:04:19,040 --> 06:04:20,540
I was up to the fucking 4...

7494
06:04:20,540 --> 06:04:21,800
...20 to 4 last night.

7495
06:04:21,920 --> 06:04:23,120
Fell down a crow pipe.

7496
06:04:24,420 --> 06:04:26,380
I was on the Chronicles last night, yeah.

7497
06:04:28,260 --> 06:04:29,540
Dr. Dre, the Chronicles.

7498
06:04:30,200 --> 06:04:31,340
What was the good stuff, was it?

7499
06:04:32,080 --> 06:04:32,480
Yeah, no.

7500
06:04:32,540 --> 06:04:33,480
Stuart Shiffey, man.

7501
06:04:33,940 --> 06:04:35,440
Dr. Stu, the Chronic.

7502
06:04:36,560 --> 06:04:38,100
I was on the fucking organizers.

7503
06:04:38,320 --> 06:04:39,740
We were looking at fucking boss...

7504
06:04:39,740 --> 06:04:42,360
I was looking at boss organizers, man.

7505
06:04:43,080 --> 06:04:44,280
Yeah, I was late for work.

7506
06:04:44,700 --> 06:04:45,300
Got fired.

7507
06:04:48,960 --> 06:04:50,400
Office manager would be a very...

7508
06:04:50,400 --> 06:04:52,940
I was Todd Lockwood from White Crow, man.

7509
06:04:53,180 --> 06:04:54,740
Do you know fucking Lockwood?

7510
06:04:55,040 --> 06:04:55,220
Yeah.

7511
06:04:56,380 --> 06:04:57,660
He's a fucking legend, man.

7512
06:04:58,660 --> 06:05:00,380
Run us through office manager here.

7513
06:05:00,540 --> 06:05:02,280
We're now looking at the address screen.

7514
06:05:02,360 --> 06:05:05,340
This sort of acts as the center of the wheel in Office Manager.

7515
06:05:06,100 --> 06:05:07,640
There are a number of interesting features.

7516
06:05:07,760 --> 06:05:09,500
We have a button that speaks directly to the...

7517
06:05:09,500 --> 06:05:11,400
He's giving away the dress look.

7518
06:05:11,960 --> 06:05:13,880
Stuart Shiffey, Computer Chronicles.

7519
06:05:14,880 --> 06:05:18,160
Well, that might be the address of the place where they're...

7520
06:05:18,160 --> 06:05:22,840
And look, we've got Janelle Patterson in there as well.

7521
06:05:26,840 --> 06:05:29,560
1700 West Hillsdale Boulevard.

7522
06:05:31,560 --> 06:05:37,720
1700 West Hillsdale Boulevard.

7523
06:05:39,720 --> 06:05:41,320
San Mateo.

7524
06:05:44,320 --> 06:05:45,120
Maps.

7525
06:05:50,340 --> 06:05:51,760
That's Apple Maps, is it?

7526
06:05:51,760 --> 06:06:20,080
*sad singing*

7527
06:06:20,080 --> 06:06:48,400
So this was where they were doing the fucking broadcasting from. Looks like it was from a college or something. *sad singing*

7528
06:06:48,400 --> 06:06:50,400
*sad singing*

7529
06:06:50,400 --> 06:06:52,400
*sad singing*

7530
06:06:52,400 --> 06:06:53,400
*sad singing*

7531
06:06:53,400 --> 06:06:55,400
*sad singing*

7532
06:06:55,400 --> 06:07:00,740
person and then you have various phd and right now well for you know makes

7533
06:07:00,740 --> 06:07:03,980
create a personal letter to use store simply by clicking this personal letter

7534
06:07:03,980 --> 06:07:05,080
button

7535
06:07:05,080 --> 06:07:09,360
then we click create you know for compete and masters and chronicles

7536
06:07:09,360 --> 06:07:14,520
demo and what it's going to do is open up its own internal word processor and it

7537
06:07:14,520 --> 06:07:17,560
started the letter for us in this form you're not linking out to another word

7538
06:07:17,560 --> 06:07:21,800
process you've got one integrated we have one integrated but you also have

7539
06:07:21,800 --> 06:07:28,640
the option of exporting out to any mac compatible word processor now if I did

7540
06:07:28,640 --> 06:07:34,160
happen to delete this letter which we can do like that and go back to your address

7541
06:07:34,160 --> 06:07:38,320
card you'll notice that it it made a notation of the letter here in the

7542
06:07:38,320 --> 06:07:41,980
contact history field and it's even showing us that we deleted the letter in

7543
06:07:41,980 --> 06:07:48,200
the date that it was deleted automatically tracking my activity for me exactly now we also have a job tracking exactly

7544
06:07:48,200 --> 06:07:53,040
a simple database that's user-definable for keeping track of jobs that are in progress

7545
06:07:53,040 --> 06:07:59,880
there's a point and click index that shows us each lovely lamps ben and jerry's homemade

7546
06:07:59,880 --> 06:08:08,460
incorporated casa del sal restaurant and none other than lovely lamps incorporated

7547
06:08:08,460 --> 06:08:14,880
job that's currently on made up business or not you decide this is a user-definable

7548
06:08:14,880 --> 06:08:21,880
screen in that all of these title fields that you see associated with the data are soft and can be set by the user.

7549
06:08:21,880 --> 06:08:27,880
And they can be individual to each job or the title can be shared by all the jobs.

7550
06:08:27,880 --> 06:08:42,880
Also in here is a very simple time log, click to start, click to finish, which allows us to keep track of all the time that's invested in a particular job with a total down here at the bottom, which could easily be translated over to your invoice.

7551
06:08:42,880 --> 06:08:48,880
And now we'll go back to the address file and merging a letter in.

7552
06:08:48,880 --> 06:08:53,880
You're a writer or researcher. And you have to keep track of lots of different types of information.

7553
06:08:53,880 --> 06:08:57,880
One good option for you is a very powerful organizer named Ask Sam.

7554
06:08:58,880 --> 06:09:02,880
Anthropologist James McDonald needed a software program to search.

7555
06:09:02,880 --> 06:09:06,880
What's that on? Has he got a little pipe going on? Look, he's got himself.

7556
06:09:06,880 --> 06:09:10,880
He's got himself a little smoke pipe on that desk. What's he packing that with?

7557
06:09:10,880 --> 06:09:12,880
He's an anthropologist.

7558
06:09:12,880 --> 06:09:16,880
He's an anthropologist.

7559
06:09:16,880 --> 06:09:26,880
James McDonald needed a software program to search, manage and analyze 500 pages of interview text for a study on adolescent drug abuse.

7560
06:09:26,880 --> 06:09:34,880
It was very hard to find things. I was able to go through them and I was able to analyze them on paper.

7561
06:09:34,880 --> 06:09:38,880
But I couldn't get at them using the computer.

7562
06:09:38,880 --> 06:09:48,880
McDonald chose Ask Sam, a free form database and text manager with a macro language that allows users to customize various search and retrieval functions.

7563
06:09:48,880 --> 06:09:52,880
You're a soy ring. Lord of the soy rings.

7564
06:09:52,880 --> 06:09:56,880
So I built a routine that would allow me to add keywords and then go in and search on them.

7565
06:09:56,880 --> 06:10:02,880
And here are all of the keywords in the database. I can move around this list using the highlight.

7566
06:10:02,880 --> 06:10:04,880
Cocaine. Hispan.

7567
06:10:04,880 --> 06:10:08,880
I choose whichever keyword I want, like pot.

7568
06:10:08,880 --> 06:10:10,880
Pot.

7569
06:10:10,880 --> 06:10:12,880
Hit enter and...

7570
06:10:12,880 --> 06:10:14,880
Look at some of the keywords here. Look.

7571
06:10:14,880 --> 06:10:16,500
Bad trips.

7572
06:10:17,940 --> 06:10:19,220
Music parents.

7573
06:10:20,680 --> 06:10:21,880
Bad kids.

7574
06:10:23,960 --> 06:10:24,760
Burned out.

7575
06:10:26,580 --> 06:10:27,660
Trip groups.

7576
06:10:29,300 --> 06:10:30,380
Heavy user.

7577
06:10:31,960 --> 06:10:32,700
Pot group.

7578
06:10:34,700 --> 06:10:36,100
Alcohol pushers.

7579
06:10:38,100 --> 06:10:39,920
Bad last trip.

7580
06:10:42,360 --> 06:10:43,100
Hispanic.

7581
06:10:43,100 --> 06:10:46,100
Police depression.

7582
06:10:48,400 --> 06:10:50,100
Once each week.

7583
06:10:52,180 --> 06:10:52,760
Like pot.

7584
06:10:55,040 --> 06:10:55,940
Hit enter.

7585
06:10:56,100 --> 06:10:57,020
Calm down diaries.

7586
06:10:59,160 --> 06:11:01,380
Bobby Bland.

7587
06:11:04,320 --> 06:11:06,260
Greg Chandler.

7588
06:11:06,260 --> 06:11:07,260
He had a header.

7589
06:11:07,260 --> 06:11:09,740
And we'll output all the information.

7590
06:11:10,240 --> 06:11:18,640
I wanted to be able to not only find these things, but to get them onto this so I could really easily import them into the word processor for the final report as quotations.

7591
06:11:18,860 --> 06:11:24,380
And as I discovered the kinds of things I was interested in, I was able to build routines that would bring them back.

7592
06:11:24,880 --> 06:11:30,040
And what finally happened was I came out with what?

7593
06:11:30,040 --> 06:11:33,460
I was a very heavy user of some Hispanic pot groups.

7594
06:11:33,920 --> 06:11:37,040
Is actually a full-blown text analysis system.

7595
06:11:37,040 --> 06:11:45,460
The ability to configure the Ask Sam software during the research process proved to be a unique and powerful advantage.

7596
06:11:46,040 --> 06:11:51,960
If you use this kind of technique where you're writing your routines and developing your analysis program.

7597
06:11:52,200 --> 06:11:56,940
Daniel Plainview sort of fucking Daniel Day-Lewis, Gangs of New York.

7598
06:11:57,040 --> 06:11:57,640
As the analysis.

7599
06:11:58,260 --> 06:11:58,740
Bitty.

7600
06:11:58,960 --> 06:12:00,440
There's a bit of that going on.

7601
06:12:00,440 --> 06:12:06,340
Instead of the program driving the research, you discover that the research is causing the...

7602
06:12:06,340 --> 06:12:09,740
Say, reefer, what do you know about good trips?

7603
06:12:09,740 --> 06:12:11,860
You discover that the...

7604
06:12:11,860 --> 06:12:16,960
Well, in the first place, it's easy to do, man.

7605
06:12:17,480 --> 06:12:17,920
Oh, great.

7606
06:12:18,000 --> 06:12:21,320
There's some pretend dialogue written here.

7607
06:12:21,640 --> 06:12:23,340
Because they wouldn't have given away...

7608
06:12:24,340 --> 06:12:28,620
You know, actual fucking data-protected statements, would they?

7609
06:12:29,060 --> 06:12:31,340
So they've made up some drug...

7610
06:12:31,340 --> 06:12:32,540
Drug slang talk.

7611
06:12:33,040 --> 06:12:33,420
VB.

7612
06:12:33,580 --> 06:12:37,160
Well, in the first place, it's easy to do, man.

7613
06:12:39,120 --> 06:12:41,680
Because you can just pop it in your mouth, you know?

7614
06:12:42,260 --> 06:12:45,520
It's not like other drugs say, reefer.

7615
06:12:46,060 --> 06:12:48,360
You gotta smoke it, you know?

7616
06:12:48,620 --> 06:12:49,740
And then they say cocaine.

7617
06:12:49,880 --> 06:12:52,260
You gotta smoke it or throw it up in your nose.

7618
06:12:52,700 --> 06:12:53,460
But see, acid?

7619
06:12:53,980 --> 06:12:55,560
Now you just pop it in your mouth.

7620
06:12:56,380 --> 06:12:58,360
I know people in school just pop it in...

7621
06:12:58,360 --> 06:12:59,720
Maybe it is actually...

7622
06:12:59,720 --> 06:13:03,520
It's mundane enough for it to be real.

7623
06:13:09,860 --> 06:13:12,000
Research is causing...

7624
06:13:12,000 --> 06:13:14,180
Yeah, so we have the man's name there, look.

7625
06:13:14,940 --> 06:13:15,800
Victor Belinda.

7626
06:13:16,300 --> 06:13:17,480
And that is his statement.

7627
06:13:18,540 --> 06:13:19,620
Obviously a drug user.

7628
06:13:19,620 --> 06:13:23,200
His data and details have just been given out on a...

7629
06:13:23,200 --> 06:13:28,440
A globally circulated tech show called Computer Chronicles.

7630
06:13:29,160 --> 06:13:34,300
Configuration of your analysis program to be going in the direction you want it.

7631
06:13:34,680 --> 06:13:39,200
So that the research methodology drives the analysis...

7632
06:13:39,200 --> 06:13:40,420
There's loads of stuff here.

7633
06:13:40,460 --> 06:13:41,500
They're giving away loads of stuff.

7634
06:13:41,640 --> 06:13:47,320
No one ever gets caught with acid.

7635
06:13:47,420 --> 06:13:49,080
It's really easy to conceal stuff.

7636
06:13:49,580 --> 06:13:51,260
You know, when people really hear a lot about it,

7637
06:13:51,280 --> 06:13:53,060
they don't really pass it along or anything, you know?

7638
06:13:53,160 --> 06:13:55,360
It's a program rather than the other way around.

7639
06:13:55,880 --> 06:13:58,680
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

7640
06:14:00,140 --> 06:14:02,080
Jonel Stelzen's at the end.

7641
06:14:03,080 --> 06:14:04,100
Patterson's at the beginning.

7642
06:14:04,100 --> 06:14:15,800
On the PC side, there are two excellent Windows Organizer programs,

7643
06:14:15,900 --> 06:14:17,240
each with unique feature sets.

7644
06:14:17,320 --> 06:14:19,920
Here to show them off are Barbara Baird of Lotus Development

7645
06:14:19,920 --> 06:14:22,600
and also with us Carol Foster of Polaris Software.

7646
06:14:22,600 --> 06:14:24,540
Always with the person on the left.

7647
06:14:25,460 --> 06:14:26,440
They keep it going.

7648
06:14:26,580 --> 06:14:27,660
It's a constant theme.

7649
06:14:28,120 --> 06:14:29,980
Barbara, let's start with Lotus Organizer.

7650
06:14:30,080 --> 06:14:32,780
And one of the problems is having to learn to use these things.

7651
06:14:32,840 --> 06:14:35,100
And I guess you've opted for going with the paper metaphor,

7652
06:14:35,320 --> 06:14:37,340
assuming, I guess, people already know how to use their book, right?

7653
06:14:37,540 --> 06:14:37,900
Right.

7654
06:14:38,060 --> 06:14:38,800
It's familiar.

7655
06:14:39,560 --> 06:14:41,620
And because of that, we believe that we've cracked.

7656
06:14:41,620 --> 06:14:43,500
Stu has such sincerity in his eyes.

7657
06:14:43,620 --> 06:14:44,300
He really does.

7658
06:14:44,380 --> 06:14:49,380
And that's why he's such a good presenter and anchor of these shows.

7659
06:14:50,300 --> 06:14:53,960
And then the sincerity, he has such good sincerity in his eyes

7660
06:14:53,960 --> 06:14:57,680
that he could get away then in the later series with Russian people

7661
06:14:57,680 --> 06:15:00,180
and making them go really fast, like, you know, what else?

7662
06:15:00,260 --> 06:15:00,720
What next?

7663
06:15:02,360 --> 06:15:04,360
We've cracked an ease of use issue for PIMs.

7664
06:15:04,940 --> 06:15:08,540
What we found is people who need a PIM don't have time to learn a PIM.

7665
06:15:08,600 --> 06:15:08,860
Exactly.

7666
06:15:09,300 --> 06:15:12,920
So the notebook metaphor really helps people through the learning curve.

7667
06:15:12,920 --> 06:15:13,700
All right, show us what you mean.

7668
06:15:13,920 --> 06:15:16,980
What I mean is that there are six tabs on the screen,

7669
06:15:17,380 --> 06:15:19,440
and these six tabs are always in view.

7670
06:15:19,800 --> 06:15:22,940
So not only does the user always know where he or she is,

7671
06:15:23,000 --> 06:15:24,500
but they also know how to get somewhere else.

7672
06:15:24,840 --> 06:15:27,100
For example, if I were to go to the planner,

7673
06:15:28,140 --> 06:15:30,760
which is an unusual year at a glance chart,

7674
06:15:31,220 --> 06:15:32,700
I'm there in a couple of clicks.

7675
06:15:32,920 --> 06:15:35,400
I'm folding out, and look how quickly I get to today.

7676
06:15:35,400 --> 06:15:35,900
Mm-hmm.

7677
06:15:36,260 --> 06:15:39,180
So I'm able to navigate very, very quickly across sections

7678
06:15:39,180 --> 06:15:40,580
because I always know where I am.

7679
06:15:40,920 --> 06:15:44,040
This is a very familiar seven-day view of a calendar

7680
06:15:44,040 --> 06:15:45,920
that we've used as a kind of default setting.

7681
06:15:46,040 --> 06:15:47,120
We offer three others,

7682
06:15:47,380 --> 06:15:51,000
and in the event that any user doesn't know what an icon means around the screen,

7683
06:15:51,100 --> 06:15:52,580
they're explained with the right mouse click.

7684
06:15:52,760 --> 06:15:56,720
Oh, man, I'm getting, I'm beginning to get double,

7685
06:15:58,160 --> 06:15:59,380
C double here.

7686
06:15:59,600 --> 06:16:02,700
It's getting too much for me.

7687
06:16:03,180 --> 06:16:05,020
A workspace on the screen that you see,

7688
06:16:05,300 --> 06:16:07,600
and you can have as many folder tabs as you like

7689
06:16:07,600 --> 06:16:10,240
in any colors that you like with any names that you like.

7690
06:16:10,340 --> 06:16:12,220
Okay, so I sort of have a bunch of file folders here,

7691
06:16:12,260 --> 06:16:13,920
and we're looking in the phone book folder right now?

7692
06:16:13,960 --> 06:16:15,280
We're looking in the phone book folder

7693
06:16:15,280 --> 06:16:19,200
where typically someone is establishing contacts for people in their business.

7694
06:16:19,320 --> 06:16:20,000
Okay, what can I do?

7695
06:16:20,100 --> 06:16:22,140
In this case, we can search on the entire list

7696
06:16:22,140 --> 06:16:23,360
or just by alphabet.

7697
06:16:23,980 --> 06:16:26,640
We can pick up using a drag-and-drop technology

7698
06:16:26,640 --> 06:16:28,480
and automatically dial the phone.

7699
06:16:28,800 --> 06:16:29,420
They can make this.

7700
06:16:29,740 --> 06:16:31,980
We could also change the time intervals.

7701
06:16:32,640 --> 06:16:34,340
Okay, we're going to skip past that.

7702
06:16:34,440 --> 06:16:34,720
What else?

7703
06:16:34,720 --> 06:16:35,480
Simply adding an...

7704
06:16:35,480 --> 06:16:39,200
Skip to fucking Stelson,

7705
06:16:39,380 --> 06:16:40,740
because that's a load of shite.

7706
06:16:43,060 --> 06:16:44,980
In the random access file this week,

7707
06:16:45,080 --> 06:16:47,900
Apple's Newton message pad is a hit with consumers

7708
06:16:47,900 --> 06:16:49,460
in the New York and Boston market.

7709
06:16:49,560 --> 06:16:50,400
Eat up Martha.

7710
06:16:50,620 --> 06:16:52,000
It's currently the only places

7711
06:16:52,000 --> 06:16:53,040
where it's on sale.

7712
06:16:53,540 --> 06:16:56,500
Newton will be available in stores nationwide by September 6th.

7713
06:16:57,660 --> 06:16:59,500
The U.S. computer chip market will likely get a boost...

7714
06:17:00,500 --> 06:17:01,000
Chips.

7715
06:17:01,160 --> 06:17:02,360
...from the federal government.

7716
06:17:02,940 --> 06:17:05,400
The Department of Commerce plans to subsidize research

7717
06:17:05,400 --> 06:17:06,700
on certain types of chips

7718
06:17:06,700 --> 06:17:09,600
for reasons of both economic and national security.

7719
06:17:10,480 --> 06:17:13,400
Amercom has begun shipping Personal E-Mailbox,

7720
06:17:13,500 --> 06:17:14,800
an electronic email program

7721
06:17:14,800 --> 06:17:18,840
that lets PC users exchange email over ordinary phone lines

7722
06:17:18,840 --> 06:17:21,300
without interfering with normal voice calls.

7723
06:17:21,800 --> 06:17:25,180
Personal E-Mailbox sells for $49.95.

7724
06:17:25,840 --> 06:17:28,560
Time now for this week's software review from Paul Schindler,

7725
06:17:28,680 --> 06:17:29,200
provided...

7726
06:17:29,200 --> 06:17:29,700
Yes!

7727
06:17:30,080 --> 06:17:31,160
...of CMP publications.

7728
06:17:32,440 --> 06:17:36,020
Cut through the crap.

7729
06:17:36,100 --> 06:17:38,940
Look at this intro face.

7730
06:17:38,940 --> 06:17:40,440
He does this all the time, Schindler.

7731
06:17:40,540 --> 06:17:42,800
He's the master of this kind of...

7732
06:17:42,800 --> 06:17:44,400
He doesn't know what to do with his...

7733
06:17:44,400 --> 06:17:45,980
He just does this like...

7734
06:17:45,980 --> 06:17:47,220
Opens his eyes...

7735
06:17:47,220 --> 06:17:48,960
...to the max.

7736
06:17:51,960 --> 06:17:53,400
He does it twice here, look.

7737
06:17:53,480 --> 06:17:54,280
And then there again.

7738
06:17:54,980 --> 06:17:57,020
It's only a game show.

7739
06:17:57,200 --> 06:17:58,940
Better believe he's right.

7740
06:17:59,620 --> 06:18:01,880
John Virgo's gonna be snookering you,

7741
06:18:02,040 --> 06:18:03,280
snookering you tonight.

7742
06:18:04,280 --> 06:18:06,620
...surrounding all the encyclopedias on CD-ROM.

7743
06:18:06,980 --> 06:18:08,140
The best of the bunch...

7744
06:18:08,140 --> 06:18:08,820
For most...

7745
06:18:08,820 --> 06:18:09,280
Wow.

7746
06:18:09,940 --> 06:18:11,520
That was a real whip up.

7747
06:18:11,520 --> 06:18:12,520
...through the confusion

7748
06:18:12,520 --> 06:18:15,040
surrounding all the encyclopedias on CD-ROM.

7749
06:18:15,040 --> 06:18:16,880
Schindler...

7750
06:18:16,880 --> 06:18:18,560
Schindler's chips.

7751
06:18:23,220 --> 06:18:24,560
See this, lads?

7752
06:18:25,260 --> 06:18:27,080
Fucking multimedia encyclopedia.

7753
06:18:27,800 --> 06:18:28,680
Wikipedia...

7754
06:18:28,680 --> 06:18:30,520
It's the Wikipedia of the past.

7755
06:18:32,860 --> 06:18:34,700
Wikipedia in a box, man.

7756
06:18:35,000 --> 06:18:36,340
Except it can't be updated.

7757
06:18:37,000 --> 06:18:38,240
And you can't edit it.

7758
06:18:39,720 --> 06:18:40,300
And there's...

7759
06:18:40,300 --> 06:18:42,100
And there's only a...

7760
06:18:42,100 --> 06:18:44,100
A fraction of the pages...

7761
06:18:44,100 --> 06:18:47,220
Price tag?

7762
06:18:48,220 --> 06:18:49,440
$299, man.

7763
06:18:50,040 --> 06:18:52,320
But who can put a price on infinite knowledge?

7764
06:18:53,160 --> 06:18:54,420
Infinite asterisk.

7765
06:18:55,320 --> 06:18:56,480
This is finite.

7766
06:18:57,140 --> 06:18:58,040
Knowledge is finite.

7767
06:18:58,620 --> 06:19:00,960
People is the growlier multimedia encyclopedia.

7768
06:19:01,420 --> 06:19:02,200
Here's why.

7769
06:19:02,500 --> 06:19:05,300
There are many criteria by which you can judge an encyclopedia.

7770
06:19:05,580 --> 06:19:08,880
I think one of the most important is the quality of the encyclopedia beneath.

7771
06:19:08,880 --> 06:19:09,880
That's Saddam Hussein.

7772
06:19:09,880 --> 06:19:12,380
That's Saddam Hussein, look.

7773
06:19:13,000 --> 06:19:18,400
Saddam Hussein, Pavarotti, Gorbachev, some Renaissance book.

7774
06:19:19,440 --> 06:19:21,560
George Bush.

7775
06:19:22,600 --> 06:19:25,400
Probably someone from the fucking Civil War or something.

7776
06:19:26,820 --> 06:19:28,420
Geronimo or one of the boys.

7777
06:19:30,580 --> 06:19:32,200
Reverend Jesse Jackson.

7778
06:19:33,460 --> 06:19:34,860
And then because it's...

7779
06:19:34,860 --> 06:19:35,860
We've stopped the...

7780
06:19:35,860 --> 06:19:36,980
We freeze-framed...

7781
06:19:37,980 --> 06:19:40,980
In the middle of what looks like...

7782
06:19:41,980 --> 06:19:45,340
George Washington and then someone with long hair.

7783
06:19:46,280 --> 06:19:46,880
Let's go back.

7784
06:19:47,820 --> 06:19:48,820
Oh, it isn't George Washington.

7785
06:19:49,320 --> 06:19:50,860
Who's the lady there?

7786
06:19:50,860 --> 06:19:51,040
Yeah.

7787
06:19:51,040 --> 06:19:53,620
Henry VIII.

7788
06:19:54,700 --> 06:19:56,140
You can judge an encyclopedia.

7789
06:19:56,500 --> 06:19:59,740
I think one of the most important is the quality of the encyclopedia.

7790
06:20:00,280 --> 06:20:00,800
Columbus.

7791
06:20:02,000 --> 06:20:03,900
Is that Christopher Columbus, is it?

7792
06:20:05,180 --> 06:20:06,280
In the bottom left.

7793
06:20:06,900 --> 06:20:09,200
That isn't Benazir Butoh.

7794
06:20:09,480 --> 06:20:11,960
Or Butoh, the one that was assassinated.

7795
06:20:13,220 --> 06:20:14,220
The basic product.

7796
06:20:14,340 --> 06:20:15,380
Important is the quality.

7797
06:20:15,380 --> 06:20:18,340
Would she have been doing business back in 93, is it?

7798
06:20:18,340 --> 06:20:22,500
Calamity Jane.

7799
06:20:25,000 --> 06:20:28,460
The encyclopedia beneath the CD-ROM.

7800
06:20:29,300 --> 06:20:30,760
Is that Calamity Jane, is it?

7801
06:20:32,500 --> 06:20:33,960
The basic product.

7802
06:20:35,000 --> 06:20:36,080
Geronimo's after you.

7803
06:20:36,500 --> 06:20:38,820
And who's this book here on a stained glass window?

7804
06:20:38,960 --> 06:20:39,540
Seems to be...

7805
06:20:39,540 --> 06:20:41,860
Seems to be hanging off of a cross or something.

7806
06:20:42,900 --> 06:20:44,800
I don't know who that guy is.

7807
06:20:44,800 --> 06:20:49,880
Here, the Grolier, based on the academic American encyclopedia, beats the others hands down.

7808
06:20:49,880 --> 06:20:51,600
Is it Andrew Lloyd Webber?

7809
06:20:51,600 --> 06:20:55,420
Note, for example, that articles are signed and contain bibliographies.

7810
06:20:55,760 --> 06:20:58,200
Not all the CD-ROM encyclopedias have this feature.

7811
06:20:58,640 --> 06:21:00,360
In addition, the Grolier offers pictures...

7812
06:21:00,360 --> 06:21:02,560
Is that Columbus, is it?

7813
06:21:02,620 --> 06:21:03,500
...apps and video.

7814
06:21:03,680 --> 06:21:05,800
Again, not all the competitors do.

7815
06:21:06,920 --> 06:21:07,920
Who's this fella here?

7816
06:21:09,740 --> 06:21:11,540
Is that fucking Elton John, is it?

7817
06:21:11,860 --> 06:21:14,560
You don't have to guess where these multimedia features are located.

7818
06:21:14,940 --> 06:21:16,440
Click on the globe and you get mad.

7819
06:21:16,580 --> 06:21:19,500
Was that Tim Rice blasting off into the sky there?

7820
06:21:20,500 --> 06:21:21,880
Earphones produce sound.

7821
06:21:22,360 --> 06:21:23,560
Film produces animations.

7822
06:21:23,840 --> 06:21:27,360
Click on the camera for still pictures and the movie camera for full motion video.

7823
06:21:27,560 --> 06:21:28,200
Eddie Rocket.

7824
06:21:28,200 --> 06:21:29,420
Grolier has worked hard on this.

7825
06:21:29,800 --> 06:21:34,960
The new Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia, $400 from Grolier Electronic Publishing in Danbury, Connecticut.

7826
06:21:35,440 --> 06:21:37,660
For The Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

7827
06:21:38,020 --> 06:21:39,200
Go on, Schindle.

7828
06:21:39,740 --> 06:21:40,600
Schindle swing.

7829
06:21:41,400 --> 06:21:44,640
He's gonna go up and fucking sit in the Schindle swing and go at...

7830
06:21:44,640 --> 06:21:46,140
Go at the encyclopedia.

7831
06:21:46,440 --> 06:21:47,100
Big time.

7832
06:21:48,620 --> 06:21:50,600
Did he say $400?

7833
06:21:51,600 --> 06:21:57,440
I said $299 as a joke price.

7834
06:21:58,560 --> 06:22:00,080
Turns out, $400.

7835
06:22:00,720 --> 06:22:04,440
But hey, who can put a fucking price on infinite knowledge?

7836
06:22:05,280 --> 06:22:05,920
Asterisk.

7837
06:22:06,480 --> 06:22:07,040
Asterix.

7838
06:22:08,820 --> 06:22:09,940
Knowledge is finite.

7839
06:22:11,860 --> 06:22:13,360
Not a flying toy.

7840
06:22:13,360 --> 06:22:13,960
...animations.

7841
06:22:14,100 --> 06:22:17,620
Click on the camera for still pictures and the movie camera for full motion video.

7842
06:22:18,140 --> 06:22:19,720
Grolier has worked hard on this.

7843
06:22:20,140 --> 06:22:20,280
The new...

7844
06:22:20,280 --> 06:22:21,280
Look at that.

7845
06:22:22,160 --> 06:22:24,160
You can find out what a cabbage...

7846
06:22:24,160 --> 06:22:25,700
Ever wondered what a cabbage is?

7847
06:22:26,980 --> 06:22:28,760
What does a songbird do?

7848
06:22:28,760 --> 06:22:31,680
How about the planet Mars?

7849
06:22:32,100 --> 06:22:33,220
Or a bulldog?

7850
06:22:33,540 --> 06:22:34,600
A bunch of grapes?

7851
06:22:35,180 --> 06:22:36,620
Or a triceratops?

7852
06:22:37,500 --> 06:22:39,300
New Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia?

7853
06:22:40,300 --> 06:22:44,500
Contains literally every piece of knowledge you could ever imagine.

7854
06:22:45,080 --> 06:22:46,300
A triceratops.

7855
06:22:46,300 --> 06:22:47,200
A cabbage.

7856
06:22:47,580 --> 06:22:48,120
Columbus.

7857
06:22:48,680 --> 06:22:49,960
Saddam Hussein.

7858
06:22:50,560 --> 06:22:51,660
Calamity Jane.

7859
06:22:52,120 --> 06:22:52,920
Geronimo.

7860
06:22:53,480 --> 06:22:54,140
A rocket.

7861
06:22:54,660 --> 06:22:55,540
A flower.

7862
06:22:55,880 --> 06:22:56,620
A tree.

7863
06:22:59,880 --> 06:23:01,740
There's literally no end to the...

7864
06:23:01,740 --> 06:23:03,940
There's literally no end to the subjects.

7865
06:23:05,400 --> 06:23:06,120
Asterisk.

7866
06:23:07,120 --> 06:23:09,360
There is an end to the subjects.

7867
06:23:09,760 --> 06:23:11,120
$400, please.

7868
06:23:11,120 --> 06:23:11,740
Encyclopedia.

7869
06:23:11,960 --> 06:23:15,060
$400 from Grolier Electronic Publishing in Danbury, Connecticut.

7870
06:23:15,620 --> 06:23:16,580
Albino Crow.

7871
06:23:17,540 --> 06:23:18,620
A white crow.

7872
06:23:19,200 --> 06:23:21,540
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler.

7873
06:23:22,280 --> 06:23:23,580
Fans of Frodo Baggins.

7874
06:23:25,080 --> 06:23:27,800
Fans of the Lord of the Soy Ring?

7875
06:23:28,300 --> 06:23:29,980
Is Jim Soy Ring coming up?

7876
06:23:30,900 --> 06:23:31,920
What time is it here?

7877
06:23:32,040 --> 06:23:33,340
It's four in the morning.

7878
06:23:33,480 --> 06:23:35,660
Is it Asterisk or Asterix?

7879
06:23:36,040 --> 06:23:38,120
Asterix is the cartoon character, is it?

7880
06:23:38,900 --> 06:23:39,380
Asterisk.

7881
06:23:39,380 --> 06:23:39,480
Asterisk.

7882
06:23:39,480 --> 06:23:45,560
It's too late in the fucking day to be quibbling about this.

7883
06:23:46,380 --> 06:23:47,140
Thanks very much, sir.

7884
06:23:47,200 --> 06:23:48,180
I knew it was Asterisk.

7885
06:23:48,340 --> 06:23:49,020
I just...

7886
06:23:49,020 --> 06:23:49,400
I can't...

7887
06:23:49,400 --> 06:23:50,900
Sometimes it's hard to fucking pronounce.

7888
06:23:51,020 --> 06:23:57,620
And his band of hobbits can now follow his adventures in the Lord of the Rings enhanced CD-ROM from Interplay Productions.

7889
06:23:57,980 --> 06:24:02,500
The game features a digitized version of the Ralph Bakshi film The Lord of the Rings.

7890
06:24:03,160 --> 06:24:08,940
And thanks to Kroger's markets, shoppers in Michigan can pick up a little software with their milk, bread and eggs.

7891
06:24:08,940 --> 06:24:15,120
The grocery store chain offers a variety of business and educational shareware titles for $7.95 each.

7892
06:24:15,520 --> 06:24:17,280
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

7893
06:24:17,440 --> 06:24:18,440
I'm Janelle Stelson.

7894
06:24:20,480 --> 06:24:21,600
Computer Chronicles.

7895
06:24:21,600 --> 06:24:23,560
I'm Janelle Stelson.

7896
06:24:25,560 --> 06:24:28,800
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel.

7897
06:24:28,960 --> 06:24:29,240
Intel.

7898
06:24:30,520 --> 06:24:32,320
It's time to leave.

7899
06:24:32,640 --> 06:24:35,180
It was a great, great night for Shafi.

7900
06:24:35,860 --> 06:24:37,140
I'm fucking wrecked.

7901
06:24:37,140 --> 06:24:38,400
But I tell you, this man...

7902
06:24:38,400 --> 06:24:39,320
This man...

7903
06:24:39,320 --> 06:24:41,940
This man really lights the fire.

7904
06:24:43,720 --> 06:24:51,100
In my world sometimes, when things are beginning to flag, I could stay up watching this shite all night.

7905
06:24:53,220 --> 06:24:57,760
Might even just put another one on to go to sleep when I get off the stream.

7906
06:24:58,100 --> 06:24:59,800
Just have it on audio.

7907
06:25:00,160 --> 06:25:02,280
Just to listen to the fucking...

7908
06:25:02,280 --> 06:25:09,740
Some bloke talking about a brand new fucking spreadsheet software that he's wrote script.

7909
06:25:09,740 --> 06:25:14,960
Unbelievable stuff.

7910
06:25:14,960 --> 06:25:19,660
Thanks very much for joining us this evening.

7911
06:25:20,380 --> 06:25:22,320
And we'll be back soon.

7912
06:25:22,400 --> 06:25:24,120
Look at that digital clutter.

7913
06:25:25,580 --> 06:25:26,920
What a waste...

7914
06:25:26,920 --> 06:25:28,540
Of stuff.

7915
06:25:43,340 --> 06:25:44,720
It's all in a skip now.

7916
06:25:46,580 --> 06:25:46,780
Woo!

7917
06:25:47,620 --> 06:25:49,840
One last woo there before I fuck off.

7918
06:25:50,540 --> 06:25:52,540
And good night, God bless, and Zimbabwe.

7919
06:25:52,540 --> 06:25:54,200
Oh wow, look at this.

7920
06:25:54,200 --> 06:25:56,720
This was the site of the original Silicon Valley.

7921
06:25:57,100 --> 06:25:57,300
Wow.

7922
06:25:57,300 --> 06:25:59,300
Along the Mediterranean coast of Israel.

7923
06:25:59,720 --> 06:26:02,800
Where about 5,000 years ago, the Phoenicians first...

7924
06:26:02,800 --> 06:26:04,180
Thank God we've seen it.

7925
06:26:04,740 --> 06:26:04,980
Right.

7926
06:26:05,380 --> 06:26:06,000
We'll see you later.

7927
06:26:06,560 --> 06:26:07,440
Zimbabwe on out.

7928
06:26:07,800 --> 06:26:08,680
Good night.

7929
06:26:09,340 --> 06:26:09,780
God bless.

7930
06:26:09,780 --> 06:26:39,780
Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe

7931
06:26:39,780 --> 06:26:41,440
My friend from Ethiopia.

7932
06:26:41,940 --> 06:26:43,760
My friend from Madagascar.

7933
06:26:44,080 --> 06:26:45,640
My friend from Latvia.

7934
06:26:46,140 --> 06:26:48,160
My friend from Laos.

7935
06:26:48,260 --> 06:26:49,700
My friend from Kazakhstan.

7936
06:26:50,180 --> 06:26:51,520
My friend from Kenya.

7937
06:26:52,000 --> 06:26:53,580
My friend from Uganda.

7938
06:26:54,060 --> 06:26:55,840
My friend from Uruguay.

7939
06:26:56,260 --> 06:26:57,540
My friend from Turkey.

7940
06:26:57,800 --> 06:26:59,420
My friend from Ukraine.

7941
06:27:00,020 --> 06:27:01,600
My friend from Belgium.

7942
06:27:01,900 --> 06:27:03,380
My friend from Chile.

7943
06:27:03,940 --> 06:27:05,740
My friend from Costa Rica.

7944
06:27:05,740 --> 06:27:07,740
My friend from Djibouti.

7945
06:27:07,860 --> 06:27:09,600
My friend from Germany.

7946
06:27:10,000 --> 06:27:11,580
My friend from Ireland.

7947
06:27:12,000 --> 06:27:13,560
My friend from Wales.

7948
06:27:13,920 --> 06:27:15,460
My friend from Sweden.

7949
06:27:16,120 --> 06:27:17,820
My friend from South Africa.

7950
06:27:18,340 --> 06:27:19,740
My friend from Belarus.

7951
06:27:20,140 --> 06:27:21,560
My friend from Taiwan.

7952
06:27:22,140 --> 06:27:23,820
My friend from North Korea.

7953
06:27:24,180 --> 06:27:25,800
My friend from South Korea.

7954
06:27:26,200 --> 06:27:27,600
My friend from Philippines.

7955
06:27:28,100 --> 06:27:29,700
My friend from Siberia.

7956
06:27:30,400 --> 06:27:31,920
My friend from Jakarta.

7957
06:27:31,920 --> 06:27:32,920
Yeah.

7958
06:27:32,920 --> 06:27:33,920
Yeah.

7959
06:27:33,920 --> 06:27:34,920
Yeah.

7960
06:27:34,920 --> 06:27:35,920
Yeah.

7961
06:27:35,920 --> 06:27:36,920
Yeah.

7962
06:27:36,920 --> 06:27:37,920
Yeah.

7963
06:27:37,920 --> 06:27:38,920
Yeah.

7964
06:27:38,920 --> 06:27:39,920
Yeah.

7965
06:27:39,920 --> 06:27:40,920
Yeah.

7966
06:27:40,920 --> 06:27:41,920
Yeah.

7967
06:27:41,920 --> 06:27:42,920
Yeah.

7968
06:27:42,920 --> 06:27:43,920
Yeah.

7969
06:27:43,920 --> 06:27:44,920
Yeah.

7970
06:27:44,920 --> 06:27:45,920
Yeah.

7971
06:27:45,920 --> 06:27:46,920
Yeah.

7972
06:27:46,920 --> 06:27:47,920
Yeah.

7973
06:27:47,920 --> 06:27:48,920
Yeah.

7974
06:27:48,920 --> 06:27:49,920
Yeah.

7975
06:27:49,920 --> 06:27:50,920
Yeah.

7976
06:27:50,920 --> 06:27:51,920
Yeah.

7977
06:27:51,920 --> 06:27:52,920
Yeah.

7978
06:27:52,920 --> 06:27:53,920
Yeah.

7979
06:27:53,920 --> 06:27:54,920
Yeah.

7980
06:27:54,920 --> 06:27:55,420
you

7981
06:27:55,420 --> 06:27:55,920
you

7982
06:27:55,920 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7983
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7984
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7985
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7986
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7987
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7988
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7989
06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420
you

7990
06:27:56,420 --> 06:28:22,920
you

7991
06:28:22,920 --> 06:28:24,920
you

7992
06:28:24,920 --> 06:28:25,420
you

7993
06:28:25,420 --> 06:28:53,420
washing these really situation they got stew washed stew and the crew came over to fucking smooth over some of the situations over there beautiful olive groves right okay i'll fuck off bit of tech washing going on but today's high-tech israel is no longer content just to sell food they are

7994
06:28:53,420 --> 06:29:02,920
are now selling computer technology to have computer oranges computer citrus fruits

7995
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i'm here at the border between the gaza strip

7996
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strip where technology is being used to keep people out of Israel.

7997
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One of the benefits of that tradition has been the steady spin-off of state-of-the-art computer technology from the military into the commercial sector.

7998
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Exports of hardware and software. But there is one wild card to Israel's high-tech future, and that is peace. For foreign investment to continue, for business confidence to thrive, Israel needs peace with its Arab neighbors.

7999
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Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe. Right, okay, I'll see you later on. Good night and God bless.

8000
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Thank you.

8001
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Thank you.
